Mordecai and Rigby, I would also be pretty angry if these motherfuckers procrastinated and summoned a supernatural being to avoid a simple task that they would have completed in an hour
Meanwhile I'd have nothing but respect for the fact Benson hasn't actively strangled them himself serious he gets angry all the time but the fact he never fired them actually is a miracle(Unless I'm forgetting)
Too real, it is so surreal to even conceive the idea of me not liking Bill Cipher, but like any other reasonable person I would hate his nonexistent guts if he were real, heād probably either torture and kill me and everyone I love or try to con me with a deal the second we meet depending on whether or not heās in physical form.
He is literally one of my favorite characters in all of fiction as of now though, this is a great example.
Watching the second season of Gravity Falls and I still havenāt seen this guy yet. Either heās in a minuscule number of episodes and STILL made a ridiculous impact, or heās not in the show at all and everybodyās messing with my head.
I love how they hardly ever went to over the top with it to making him an antagonist/Villian like you see with a lot from the āTechnically protagonist but way too many glaring character flaws to be considered āgoodāā. category.
Hes just super casually this selfish asshole who hardly anyone likes and thatās that lol. Like Master Shake kinda vibes.
Stan Pines, at least in season one before we got the full story.
(Also, the majority of characters in live-action 90s sitcoms. Watch them without the canned laughter and marvel at how unfunny and sociopathic they actually are.)
SpongeBob and Patrick.
Rigby and Mordecai... most of the cast from Regular Show, really.
Ice King.
Basically, the entire Griffin family.
Trevor Belmont.
Most shonen protagonists, really...
Aku from Samurai Jack.
For a funny villain that is silly and orders extra thick pizza. What he did to the Lava Monster, Princess Mira, Jack, everyone since his rule for who knows how long; is still pretty evil despite his goofy nature.
Moxie makes me want to strangle someone, I am sorry, but I just find him insufferable. Millie is alright though, but she enables annoying people to do annoying things
Sure it makes his actions understandable, but it still doesnāt deny that he is still insufferable at times. Usually insufferable people has the worse kinds of parents
https://preview.redd.it/4hhlr5cdppsc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e885ae74ceb40cb7d7811ba4ffc263563d7e2976
Heās so silly, but heās too silly for his own good
Aang is the opposite of this for me.
I'd be totally understanding if a normal 11-year-old wanted to goof around riding elephant koi instead of doing homework or just didn't want to murder somebody for world peace.
For some reason I just get super irrationally angry watching him goof off instead of defeating the Fire Nation, or waste so much time trying to find a non-lethal option while so many people are currently suffering at the hands of the Firelord.
Rusty "Doc" Venture from Venture Bros.
Dude is an A+ asshole character who has a perfect mix of 1) a horribly tragic back story that makes oyu understand why he's a pos and 2) an ineptitude so absurd that you can always laugh at him failing to do some immoral get rich quick scheme
But if I saw him irl I would beat the shit out of him because he has done some very questionable & horrifying things
I think itās only Ali that I can think of. Every other character I think of would illicit either the same reaction as watching them for me, or just fear for my own life.
Monoma from my hero academia. People (myself included) love him cuz he's actually kind of a loser who makes fun of the other class to seem more superior. In real life, we'd all hate him for constantly trying to 1 up us for no reason other than to prove his superiority.
Eustace from CTCD.
Reminds me of some of my older family members,
But I would sucker punch that miserable old man the moment I see him in real life,
Angelica from Rugrats, in the context of the cartoon she adds to the babies story, irl I'd spike that tyke like a football
Nancy Gribble and John Redcorn, I like thier characters. But God dammit I'd kick thier ass if they ever show thier face irl I'll tell ya hwhat!
This one is really really hyper specific, the one lady extra from the first episode of bobs burgers who throws the snow globe at the window, funny joke, BUT YOU CAUSED PROPERTY DAMAGE IN AN EXTREMELY HYPOCRYITICAL AND IDIOTIC WAY! STRAIGHT TO THE FEEMUR BREAKER WITH YE
Beavis and Butthead. The only reason I find them hilarious is because we see a lot of things in their perspective but I wonāt have that benefit irl lol
I think Ed roaming around in a monster costume, spitting chewed up chunky puffs on people, and sticking them to his basement wall, would all be less forgivable if he were real
https://preview.redd.it/6rz5apjp1qsc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30f3db8cbcc5539cbb9d9cd27c8c76df83e1f0d9
Bros funny imo, but if I met him Iād fight him and probably lose
The amount of times Goku has dragged out fights for his own enjoyment with these super-powered aliens threatening to destroy us regular humans would probably rub me the wrong way.
Like, he said he could've beat Fat buu in SSG3 but didn't want to, which later led to Buu sending a laser through every humans chest...
Mordecai and Rigby, I would also be pretty angry if these motherfuckers procrastinated and summoned a supernatural being to avoid a simple task that they would have completed in an hour
Mordecai is also a screw-up
I think Mordecai doesn't have to be real to think that, I mean how many people would have punched the screen at the muscle guy's wedding
Do you know who else got married?
My mom
Literally my first thought was "man, Mordecai and Rigby are funny but I would garrotte them in real life".
Meanwhile I'd have nothing but respect for the fact Benson hasn't actively strangled them himself serious he gets angry all the time but the fact he never fired them actually is a miracle(Unless I'm forgetting)
I would've dropped kicked Rigby just because of how self entitled and lazy he is, although he does change because of Eileen.
bender
I'm looking at him right now in the picture.
Which one? š¤£
Both probably
Both for me
Fuck both of em
I discovered my anger probs when I was 7 years old watching SpongeBob and getting heated over Patrickās antics
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He needs a spanking.
More than that, he needs Cesar Millan to treat him like a dog
Like the bitch he is
Even that didn't work
It did, but Cartman's mom messed it up at the end of the episode and went back to spoiling him.
Eric's smile at the end tells me it was all in his plan
To me it seemed more like something clicked in his brain, but i can see that too.
https://preview.redd.it/b4fah5veopsc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89e26c99e097c370c5f0a5031f04f8124f25ca00 More like this
Heās the first character that popped up in my head
r/BeatMeToIt
Too real, it is so surreal to even conceive the idea of me not liking Bill Cipher, but like any other reasonable person I would hate his nonexistent guts if he were real, heād probably either torture and kill me and everyone I love or try to con me with a deal the second we meet depending on whether or not heās in physical form. He is literally one of my favorite characters in all of fiction as of now though, this is a great example.
Watching the second season of Gravity Falls and I still havenāt seen this guy yet. Either heās in a minuscule number of episodes and STILL made a ridiculous impact, or heās not in the show at all and everybodyās messing with my head.
Heās in the season one episode called Dreamscapers.
Bro missed his entire season 1 episode
It would suit him very well if hes just messing with your head
https://preview.redd.it/ec47jx0hcpsc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8701bc1d7312448ab7a503040aad570909e80dd Daffy Duck (The Looney Tunes Show).
Bro's always on some bullshit.
This is the correct answer.
Personally, I donāt like him in the show, either.
I love how they hardly ever went to over the top with it to making him an antagonist/Villian like you see with a lot from the āTechnically protagonist but way too many glaring character flaws to be considered āgoodāā. category. Hes just super casually this selfish asshole who hardly anyone likes and thatās that lol. Like Master Shake kinda vibes.
Kono Dio Da
My golden haired king
Joshu (though he's not a cartoon character yet because no anime for parts 7+ yet)
Imagine the anime includes a bunch of extra scenes of him getting bullied
Good luck bro, if its Part 1 Dio he just has hands. Bring a weapon or a gun. If its post-mask or Part 3 then game over
Stan Pines, at least in season one before we got the full story. (Also, the majority of characters in live-action 90s sitcoms. Watch them without the canned laughter and marvel at how unfunny and sociopathic they actually are.) 
Also Sheldon Cooper
Oh definitely, I probably shouldnāt have limited it to the 90s lol
Mable, I might find her annoying irl, maybe not.
https://preview.redd.it/i2o5tlen9psc1.png?width=400&format=png&auto=webp&s=39694ce234df2f691e0c6518930b4633eb84e4c6 JFK from Clone High
I think JFK actually was a real person wasnāt he?
Err-uh, I donāt think so
SpongeBob and Patrick. Rigby and Mordecai... most of the cast from Regular Show, really. Ice King. Basically, the entire Griffin family. Trevor Belmont. Most shonen protagonists, really...
Why ice king :(
Cause bro constantly kidnapped random-ass princesses.
You must have not finished the show
Beavis and Butthead.
Blitz helluva boss
He honestly annoys me even as a fictional character lol
Alastor or Adam
I can agree with you on Adam.
So you can accept murder and cannibalism but draw the line on misogyny?
Fair enough. Also Iām biased to Alastor tbh
https://preview.redd.it/z2ntze9eapsc1.png?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8a41043f0aecd76caad35f84a1315e0ed26fa30 Yep
he needs to be punched in the face, and i would gladly do that, Aoi's slap wasn't enough
True
In the first game? Absolutely. >!He's better in later installments.!<
The development is why he's a good guy
Heavily agree on this. Love him, but damn do I want to knock his block off if he was real
Yeah
Iām surprised >!he wasnāt killed during the first game!<
He got that plot armor going on
Aku from Samurai Jack. For a funny villain that is silly and orders extra thick pizza. What he did to the Lava Monster, Princess Mira, Jack, everyone since his rule for who knows how long; is still pretty evil despite his goofy nature.
Quagmire
Or anyone from Family Guy
Uncle Ruckus 
SpongeBob, Homer Simpson, Peter Griffin,Stan Smith, etc.
Mr Krabs himself is a good example
I think Valentino fits perfectly into this.
I want to choke Val in the show as well. Unfortunately thatās probably one of his kinks.
Agreed
https://preview.redd.it/01y69c8rcpsc1.jpeg?width=1007&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1bd49e0cc08e7f0d09ca7fb6cb8429ec0fb5db2d All three of these bozoās
Only the middle one and you get me
Moxie makes me want to strangle someone, I am sorry, but I just find him insufferable. Millie is alright though, but she enables annoying people to do annoying things
Moxie has some solid emotional depth to his character. Having a father like that he could been a lot worse
Sure it makes his actions understandable, but it still doesnāt deny that he is still insufferable at times. Usually insufferable people has the worse kinds of parents
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lola loud
Dan from Dan Vs.
He can sometimes be insufferable even as a fake character
Johnny Bravo, dude is a sexual assault case waiting to happen
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Presideum: *Johnny Bravo, dude* *Is a sexual assault* *Case waiting to happen* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
Bugs Bunny 
https://preview.redd.it/4hhlr5cdppsc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e885ae74ceb40cb7d7811ba4ffc263563d7e2976 Heās so silly, but heās too silly for his own good
Adam
Rick Sanchez
 Mitchās pranks would get him killed eventually.
You know who else would get him killed?
MY MOM!
Eric Cartman
Valentino from Hazbin Hotel. Fantastic villian but terrible guy
Master Shake for sure https://preview.redd.it/3a0bb6ry7psc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=332847630000aca76684fbb6191ff3df38f4229e
 When heās with the other Vs though
Chase in the Total Drama reboot
Eustace Bagge.
Cotton Hill
Not a cartoon but trevor from gta V
Also Jimmy
Peter griffin
Elizabeth https://preview.redd.it/ludohtrmopsc1.png?width=449&format=png&auto=webp&s=b9dfcd8cdceb3d6ceb7726d70162652f81cb7379
Aang is the opposite of this for me. I'd be totally understanding if a normal 11-year-old wanted to goof around riding elephant koi instead of doing homework or just didn't want to murder somebody for world peace. For some reason I just get super irrationally angry watching him goof off instead of defeating the Fire Nation, or waste so much time trying to find a non-lethal option while so many people are currently suffering at the hands of the Firelord.
Cartman hilarious in the show but if I saw him on the street I would punt kick him
Spinel.
Father from KND
Professor Ratigan
Gene Belcher
Rusty "Doc" Venture from Venture Bros. Dude is an A+ asshole character who has a perfect mix of 1) a horribly tragic back story that makes oyu understand why he's a pos and 2) an ineptitude so absurd that you can always laugh at him failing to do some immoral get rich quick scheme But if I saw him irl I would beat the shit out of him because he has done some very questionable & horrifying things
Valentino
Blitz in Helluva Boss. Great as a character would be insufferable in real life
Alastor
Cartman
Mr Krabs ironically enough
I love this absolute monster https://i.redd.it/0qd9dnvttpsc1.gif
The Joker, obviously.
https://preview.redd.it/rgovtu5fwpsc1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=224f27dfadcc658f758fe5d9f4ebc75b7a51cd87 HIM
Bart
Most of South Park characters, the whole Watterson family from TWOG and most of the Simpsons characters
Hooty
Hooty is a saint. Also I am not Hooty. I am just a big fan of that wise demon.
Yeah heās hilarious in the show but heād get so annoying to live with
Bart Simpson
Peter griffin
Issei from Highschool DxD.
I think itās only Ali that I can think of. Every other character I think of would illicit either the same reaction as watching them for me, or just fear for my own life.
Oskar Kokoshka. Heās hilarious, but in the real world, manipulative lazy bums like him are the scum of the earth.
Spongebob is such an annoying mf. Now that Iāve grown, I relate to Squidward more than I could have ever imagined
Probably the screwball version of daffy duck
Monoma from my hero academia. People (myself included) love him cuz he's actually kind of a loser who makes fun of the other class to seem more superior. In real life, we'd all hate him for constantly trying to 1 up us for no reason other than to prove his superiority.
Eric Cartman
Bender
Alastor
Farquaad.
https://preview.redd.it/jjo30cbospsc1.jpeg?width=2280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c58b06297fa835700c9226838b7a91c4ee6836a This fucker
Adam and Mammon
Valentino fans be like
Not a cartoon but power from chainsaw man. That bitch needs to be humbled.
BlitzĆø from Helluva Boss
The snail from adventure time Tiny evil demon
āSometimes people canāt tell the difference, they are stupid.ā -Abraham Lincoln
A lot of Hazbin Characters mainly Adam, Lute, Niffty and Alastor Also Catra from the She-Ra reboot
Jack Horner is like an obvious choice but Iāll say him anyway
Valentino, perfect example of a well written asshole.
https://preview.redd.it/0ggbuu5unpsc1.jpeg?width=199&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4974973e53126c73b78687dc2ab2320ca15c3ea5 I hate this guy with a passion
Richard Watterson
How dare you
How very dare you
This is how I feel about the smug, self centered types
Glenn quagmire or Bart Simpson
Gazpacho. https://preview.redd.it/t64l2mstkpsc1.png?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=744277f5674dfc58b8925edcbd6ce72840acd11e
Noooooo
Eddy
Basically the entire main cast of The Cuphead Show.
Rigby from Regular Show
any character from disneys wish
Eustace from CTCD. Reminds me of some of my older family members, But I would sucker punch that miserable old man the moment I see him in real life, Angelica from Rugrats, in the context of the cartoon she adds to the babies story, irl I'd spike that tyke like a football Nancy Gribble and John Redcorn, I like thier characters. But God dammit I'd kick thier ass if they ever show thier face irl I'll tell ya hwhat! This one is really really hyper specific, the one lady extra from the first episode of bobs burgers who throws the snow globe at the window, funny joke, BUT YOU CAUSED PROPERTY DAMAGE IN AN EXTREMELY HYPOCRYITICAL AND IDIOTIC WAY! STRAIGHT TO THE FEEMUR BREAKER WITH YE
Michael J. Caboose
 This MF
Beavis and Butthead. The only reason I find them hilarious is because we see a lot of things in their perspective but I wonāt have that benefit irl lol
This is so real
Nutty
Insert any fictional mean girl here
 Him...
https://i.redd.it/qzduy22evpsc1.gif
 I love him but my god Zim has INCREDIBLE patience
Gumball
Dale Gribble, Peter Griffin, Cotton Hill, literally any character from TTG other than Robin
I think Ed roaming around in a monster costume, spitting chewed up chunky puffs on people, and sticking them to his basement wall, would all be less forgivable if he were real
Paulie Walnuts
Beavis and Butthead
Lord Hater. https://preview.redd.it/ccegwaek0qsc1.png?width=402&format=png&auto=webp&s=7f5cc46e1b0bd2d4e19e9e5d2e3ebc7048cd6dae
Cartman is the peak example of a "love to hate" characters tbh
Chloe from miraculous ladybug. Say what you want about her being a bitch, mf funny as hell. Just keep her away from me
Just 90% of the characters I love to be honest.
https://preview.redd.it/6rz5apjp1qsc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30f3db8cbcc5539cbb9d9cd27c8c76df83e1f0d9 Bros funny imo, but if I met him Iād fight him and probably lose
70% of the south park cast
Imagine you would have to live next to the Simpsons. I would very likely either kill Homer or myself
https://preview.redd.it/fe2tezfx3qsc1.jpeg?width=313&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=885dfddb1aa66941aaa49a5960a15ca403eb9784
The amount of times Goku has dragged out fights for his own enjoyment with these super-powered aliens threatening to destroy us regular humans would probably rub me the wrong way. Like, he said he could've beat Fat buu in SSG3 but didn't want to, which later led to Buu sending a laser through every humans chest...
Every Rick and Morty character
