Her delivery of that line kills me every time; she's so disgusted by the jeans

Her delivery of the line is consistently so pissed off and so good that I genuinely thought the lyrics were “and he was wearing these fuck me jeans” (huge emphasis of disgust on the words “fuck me”) Edit for further explanation: as if she’s like first time reacting to these god awful jeans he’s wearing and the “fuck me” is her expression for that denim icing on the cake of this loser

I also thought it was fuck me but I thought she meant like, super attractive his ass looks great in them kind jeans lmao

ME TOO

She said in an interview that she only likes them on girls and honestly she’s so real for that

https://preview.redd.it/h3873jsomz9d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b81d015a7baef277403b340ca970a8a59be8513 Wouldn’t dance? Didn’t ask a single question? Wearing these fugly jeans? It can only be Dick Cheney.

Sorry to this man

that man literally is Dick Cheney. I did a reverse image search to make sure it wasn't just someone who looks very similar.

I know lol. It’s a keke palmer reference.

ah ok. ty!

I knew saving photos of war criminals in bad jeans would come in handy one day. I just knew it.

Ur too old for this (sorry I’m also too old for chappell according to the internet but I played a Dick Cheney card in CAH at work today and no one got the joke lmao)

I am way too old (I’m 31 🤢) but thankfully my fugly genes make me look about 20. I just simply couldn’t turn up an opportunity for a little Cheney joke for our millennial gal pals

I'm also 31 (until September anyway) and just wanted you to know I appreciate this entire thread so much. Also DECEASED over "fugly genes" 🤣

Lol

Haha yes!! And these: https://preview.redd.it/8sx2ymwv8z9d1.jpeg?width=1113&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6622ed05260b799f1462acb377d981b41c29adff

It’s soooo these ones from Buckle at the mall

And they cost like $150, which is all the more devastating

These are kind of cute 🫢

they would be cute on a girl in a y2k way, not many men could pull them off

nah a guy with a bubble butt could do it 😏

i would wear these unfortunately they r cute

https://preview.redd.it/aq58lmi9jz9d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd17b204dae3a1e02560b8f766ec80efcf730f9e

Is something wrong with me if I kind of like these?

No, I guess not. You just kinda like fugly jeans lol.

These could 100% be styled in a way that makes them cool as hell but you gotta have the right energy to make it work, and I guarantee no questions wouldn’t dance man did *not* have that energy

I kinda do too, and I am scared 😱 😂

Perf!

Jumpscare

Lololololooloo

Anything super loose/baggy in the butt 😂

I swear people with jeans or jogging pants with baggy asses look like they're wearing diapers 😭

EXACTLY! It’s just so…unsightly 😭

Some of us don’t have asses!!!! We can’t help it we got more gut that butt… 😭😭😭😭. (Funny sarcasm incase anyone can’t tell. I just have a really really flat ass and nothing I do makes it better)

Girl I thought the same about myself until i did an elliptical workout 3x a week with an incline option! I forget the brand but it had a “butt workout” option and i got a bubble butt in like 3 months. Best of luck in your butt journey 💖

It’s literally a genetic thing… 😭 my grand father, father, myself and my son… all no ass. We call it pancake booty.

sounds like quitter talk. glute is a muscle

i bought the perfect jeans, that looked so nice on me,only to lsoe a few kilos accidentally a monht after, and now theyre so baggy around my ass and i HATE IT. but the jeans were too expensive to retire

Literally any pair of jeans worn by any man on any weekend in any part of South Beach Miami. Place has the most universally ugly jeans I’ve ever seen like what is going on.

this 😭😭

Guido jeans

Would have been fine picturing the no-ass, stretchy skinnies alone but this is a level up on the fugly scale

Can y'all stop I fucking have these 😭

I’m so sorry

Fr like my husband wears these and I unironically love them on him. I picture like southern farm boy jeans when I hear this line

I always pictured the same jeans as OP. Aren’t farm boy jeans just basic jeans? 

Throw them away😇

Right!? Everybody loved these 6 years ago and I couldn’t afford cool clothes back then. Let me live out my youthful dreams in peace, I’m not trying to ruin anybody’s Friday night 😭

This is what I imagine https://preview.redd.it/7kvdt9zalz9d1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea1c866d84cb4abd97b0df7df5ca0a900000e95b

no bc she would think these r camp

Someone just made this [same post](https://www.reddit.com/r/chappellroan/s/aRKCGtntcs) a week ago

Ohhhh noooo I didn't even realize, but it's so good to see someone else also thought of the same stupid pants as I've been thinking of

They really are THE fugliest jeans

https://preview.redd.it/84g30ijszz9d1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=592749c5b175b00bc7cd98043c84ee3969e38337

Oh yeah these are it

New diaper jeans?

God I hate the dropped crotch pants with all my being

I thought it was "fuck me jeans" 🤣🤣🤣

SAME! I also misheard “and some mermaids” instead of “and some roommates” in Red Wine Supernova

I didn’t realize the word *wasn’t* mermaids until this comment 😅

Same!!!!

SAME x2 this was eye opening for me. Mermaids in fuck me jeans

Me too to both

I never heard it as "mermaids" until someone else pointed it out. Now I can't stop hearing it. I've known it was "roommates" since I first heard it but I can't get the mermaids out of my head 😭

Yep!! I thought the guy was being a total dick, but had a killer pair of jeans on 😂

I still prefer fuck me jeans 😭

I did too, i thought it was a riff on how guys talk about how ladies dress 😝

I also thought it was “fuck me jeans” cuz I don’t find jeans on men unattractive at all! (…unless they’re sagging to show off their underwear, yuck…)

Oh sure a guy can wear the hell out of a pair of jeans, but not a pair of *fugly* jeans. And if you’re wearing them on a first date they better not be the latter. Speaks to a low level of care/effort. The saggy ones you’re describing would count as fugly in my book.

Literally. Jeans are so ugly. The only exception is when they are baggy af jeans on men Edit: not sagging, but just a baggy fitted jeans, with like a sweater or button up shirt

Same! when the words “fugly jeans” popped up on the screen during her concert I stopped singing along to just yell “WHAT?”

Omg same

Saaaame. Like he was trying too hard and thought he was hot shit, but really he was just another boring man

ME TOO

Lmao me too. I’m still going with it

I'm over here thinking the theme is he has "fuck me jeans" and she's gonna get this man on the dance floor. Because shes not gonna let an ass like that be wasted in them jeans🤣. My minds blown. I'm still keeping my narrative I've created an entire story lmao.

https://preview.redd.it/xvs633z3hz9d1.png?width=1096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97b68ad4fc50a0930c6d7d2ae50b3cfc7dc7d189

yeah no burn that sht

I love Chappell and thought I could understand every word so I never looked up the lyrics. I always thought she said “fuck me jeans” and that’s why she said in the next few lines that it didn’t matter because he doesn’t have what it takes to be with a girl like me

I missed the “with” in that sentence, it never made sense to me until I looked up the lyrics. Crazy what one word does😂

I don’t know why I always pictured jean shorts. Not cutoffs, but like hemmed, long inseam, jean shorts https://preview.redd.it/33zu4zm6a0ad1.jpeg?width=1563&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07987c6b9e246c2d4e6b6a4f622eda403b15bb64

These are felonious

Ok but hear me out… i would immediately fall in love if it was a lesbian wearing these

Well yeah, duh

These are highkey lesbian favourites actually

THAT’S fugly

these exact jeans!! Especially with an extreme level of acid wash and somehow they are so skin tight except the ass is all droopy

https://preview.redd.it/u630i6qas0ad1.jpeg?width=2600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1525a20fbbcce254e72ddfa3169432c93e437b6 This brand that has the zipper showing to draw attention to that area yikes

any kind of Ed Hardy jeans

Yeah I was going to comment this if no one else did. Absolutely ed hardy.

I still hear “‘fuck-me’ jeans” 💀😂

this is what i heard and would sing for SO LONG until i read the lyrics lol

White skinny jeans

https://preview.redd.it/3vsmiygcu4ad1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5b33fe5510996224f9343febc9a02b167382f8d

Rock Revival Jeans

…just realized it’s “fugly jeans” and not “fck me jeans” 🤦

It took me until just now to realize she wasn't saying "fuck me jeans"....

Just really old stained worn out jeans usually

Buckle jeans lol

I think of those exact pair of jeans too lmao

These jeans and black low Vans with a rose design stitched in was the cool guy uniform when I was in highschool

My ex used to wear these jeans all the time. Thanks for the jump scare OP 😭💀

No literally same to make it even better my ex wore them all the time. And didn’t dance. Or ask me any questions🤢

At first listen I really thought she was saying “fuck me” jeans lol

lol, same! 🙈

The time has come for the creation of r/fuglyjeans

Unironically, wore these jeans before. They were very comfortable 😭

Oooh tbh I always heard "fuck me" jeans but this makes more sense

Exactly these I fuckin DESPISE these 😡

https://preview.redd.it/tsch786je6ad1.jpeg?width=432&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0247722fdfb4cbc36888b9040be013a238ea8f3f I’ve always pictured jeans like this - which I’ve always called “train pants” because I think it makes men look like little boys wearing a train conductor outfit. Idk something about how loose they are (and sometimes there are knee pads) makes it look so childish. And I know Chappell is from a rural area and in my own rural area this is the kinda fugly jeans I see all the damn time

Skinny ripped jeans, definitely. Kinda like these ones: https://preview.redd.it/sbeyxgdfp6ad1.jpeg?width=1065&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e3a8ff1abfa02a2dc2cd1272e3bd8b4555a0d86

https://preview.redd.it/waxopaxaoaad1.jpeg?width=485&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d930d71b79e34fe808fedb5c8c506b0175b88cb7

THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING OF TOO BYEE

Anjeria is the ONLY person who can wear these and get away with it ✨

Literally the ones you posted

Yes! These!!! A guy at my high school used to wear a pair like these ALL THE TIME and he's who I imagine every time she sings that lol

every boy in middle school used to wear these ugh

The exact pair you put. They’re FUGLY and still relatively a big trend

ribbed for her pleasure jeans!!

Jorts

This whole time by dumb ass thinking it said Fuck Me Jeans

https://preview.redd.it/vat4fnikj1ad1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e30e12aa815ae387e90d008dcbd867eb95fa382 These shapeless things

Stop that's exactly what I picture

Those

i knew fugly jeans meant ugly jeans....but this one is downright HORRENDOUS omfg

When I went to my highschool prom I dressed up nice & formal .. & my ex literally wore ripped up affliction jeans & matching shirt. That's exactly what I picture when I hear the line. 😅

I always thought it was “Fuck me jeans.” Like even though he took her to this bar and wouldn’t ask a single question he still looked hot in his fuck-me jeans! And I thought that was kinda fun as a surprising turn in the story, like maybe he’d still be worth the conquest even though he doesn’t have what it takes to be with a girl like her.

Isn’t the whole point of the song that she’s tired of bummer boys and only wants to be with women now? Like men are boring, can’t dance, can’t dress, are fugly, and she’s tired of it.

Until this subreddit I thought the lyric was “fuck me jeans” 🤣

ribbed for no one's pleasure

Honestly, yeah these specific fugly jeans

Not me literally wearing those kind of jeans right now

100% these are it

I kept mishearing it as "fuck-me jeans" as if to say that the guy's personality was so unsalvageable that she would ordinarily be down for someone in cute skinny jeans, but is mad that it worked out that way.

i think of those same exact jeans

Wow, I JUST learned she’s saying “fugly”. I always thought she was saying “fuck-me” and was basically slut shaming the guy. Like when guys get mad at a girl who is wearing a revealing outfit for not dancing/hooking up with them

Oh those horrid hyper baggy jeans all genz boys are wearing.

I was today years old when I realized that it’s FUGLY and not FUCK ME jeans.

Oh, EW!

I thought it was “fuck me jeans” pmg

JNCOs

You Leave JNCO’s out of this! 🤣 One incarnation of them had the coolest little characters stitched onto the back pockets!

I laugh so hard because my lovely and adorable husband wears ugly jeans more times than not. I try to tell him but he likes the extra pockets. Hehe.