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The-Brunostinian

Good for her, it's a great idea to shower periodically. Especially after a long day of being exposed to the elements.


Rhys_Herbert

I’d come up with a good response to those jokes but all the good ones argon


drakoz0

I don't quite see how you lead to this.


elprogramatoreador

Took me a while before I got it, I had to let that one zinc in


archwin

Are you sure? Na.


craterglass

Top level pun threads are fun. I hate when folks barium.


billiam_73

K.


Milkdromieda

All these jokes are boron me now...


Convinientlyurmom

I was just started ge tin to enjoy it, don't make it stop now.


motofabio

Usually iron from these, but this one is SOLID GOLD.


Inevitable_Gas_4318

Damn!


OkSyllabub3674

How noble of you to try and spare us any bad puns. 😁


Inevitable_Gas_4318

And here’s another upvote!


apenboter

And here’s another upvote!


Inevitable_Gas_4318

Why did I get downvoted lol?


apenboter

Redditors being redditors


Inevitable_Gas_4318

Well, here’s an upvote! Fuq em!


Obscuriosly

There's a lot of good puns here but I appreciate yours the most because when I looked at the image and then how long ago it was posted my immediate thought was, "I bet all the good puns argon."


Unfintie__

NaBro


Inevitable_Gas_4318

Oh fuck off! Lol, slick pun


Indole84

I'd poke fun at the noble elements but they wouldn't react


Inevitable_Gas_4318

Holy heck the first half was pun genius lol


Ok_Series_4580

You sonofabitch - we’d definitely bond


EmergencyGrant

Oh that's ducking good how did you come up with that 


Chance-Awareness-832

She had a lot of periods.


yadawhooshblah

Well done.


Charmagh80

Chapeau


Breeela

lol!


Top-Chad_6452

And people call me weird for having the chart of nucleides over the periodic table


kaiju505

Fiziks!


Alcoholverduisteraar

I only knew the periodic table but I've never heard of the chart of nuclides because I'm not a chemist or physicist but I have been reading up on it and it's amazing!


kaiju505

It is quite indispensable in the nuclear sciences.


Carbonatite

Ye olde island of stability


butt_pipette

Do you work in nuclear chem?


Top-Chad_6452

When I need to wear the hat


jump_the_shark_

Sort of into adderal too


EmergencyGrant

Nah Vyvanse 


GlassMushrooms

When doc ups my Ritalin dosage and I can’t help but hit the textbooks


Atheios569

Or autism. Or both.


Zygarde718

She should finish it!


KJansky

She will, over by her Zinc.


Zygarde718

Oh good! I was hoping she dolidnt run out of oxygen to do so.


Jealous_Distance2794

Hate when they write nickle instead of nickel, is it that hard to not misspell it?


wcslater

If I had a nickle for every time someone did that...


TimeTreePiPC

I'd have 2 Nickels in this comment thread alone. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.


Available-Winner725

underrated comment


Inevitable_Gas_4318

Agreed


kezmicdust

I’m annoyed at the inconsistent use of capitalization.


Jealous_Distance2794

And why? The use the font they want


kezmicdust

Roughly the same reason as someone hating it when something is misspelled. Also, inconsistent capitalization is not a font choice.


zenFyre1

I agree, inconsistent capitalization makes me irrationally annoyed.


Few-Raise-1825

mE tOo


astreigh

Hitting shift while correcting all the typos from thumb typing is just tedious.


Ripcitytoker

Oof, good catch


Chemicalintuition

Didn't even include the atomic masses


TrystFox

Or Oganesson


Brilliant-Bicycle-13

The inconsistent capitalization is bothering me but other than that, sick design.


VladVV

Either this photo is ancient or she really hates the rest of the 7th period elements


Carbonatite

She was worried about running out of space on the tile when it came time to write out darmstadtium.


havron

She got through rutherfordium just fine.


EmergencyGrant

Helps you remember your periodic table while in the shower iys easier then reading all the shampoo and conditioner bottles hahaha!  That's sick I'm doing this! For real! 


DaBluBoi8763

Has to be an old pic, since she didn't write down any elements after Meitnerium


Carbonatite

Or she just really hates the Helmholtz Centre for Heavy Ion Research.


andrewprograms

Doesn’t she know how many of those are reactive with water!!


AzulCobra

....I wonder if a relationship with her is explosive.


andrewprograms

Lmao


astreigh

Only when it leads to shower sax


Heisenberg_149

There are 18 elements remaining. Is that Pic old?


Breeela

I really, really like this.


MurasakiNekoChan

That’s dope, my shower curtain is the periodic table.


billiken66

Mine also!!


MurasakiNekoChan

I wonder if we have the same one haha


Simon_Drake

Weird choice to stop at Meitnerium. She might have been copying from an out of date table that missed out darmstadtium, roentgenium, copernicium, nihonium, flerovium, Moscovium, livermorium, tennessine and oganesson.


astreigh

Maybe the sharpie dried out


havron

Or maybe the photo is a couple decades old.


AccomplishedDrop5834

are you sure She's into chemistry? can't really tell


AzulCobra

Nerd wife material.


sohcordohc

If it was actually done it would be pretty cool! However it looks like a sharpie


New_girl2022

That's fucking genius


AngleOne3557

Hold up, off to count my shower tiles. This is a great idea!


ReecewivFleece

I need to do that - but mum might object!


Katie-647

Me because being alone with my thoughts is too much


Bluehairbf

That’s awesome!


TradeMarked33

Why didn't I do this for my high school exam?


chemguy1127

The fact they used a periodic table from 20+ years ago....


Malpraxiss

Seems, strange to me. Hopefully they used a permanent marker


bankai_322

Jn


sikae_boi

This gives the big bang theory shower vibes lmao


Skitzophranikcow

Just buy the shower curtain.


josedelaselva

Very creative!


Kevin_M93

I hope it wasn't a rental!


Dave37

This picture is old if it only goes up to 109.


stim678

I’m not seeing Oganesson 😂


RWiseman93

This is something I would expect to see in Gale Betteker’s shower from Breaking Bad 😅😅


A_HECKIN_DOGGO

I Cu In the BaTh


Parking-Mix-5024

Where is this woman


Opposite_Chart427

Just don't bring any sample of Na or K in there during your shower. Flush that stuff down the toilet...lol.


Xk7d9r2l5m8z3p

While growing up, I used to write and stick post it all over my parents place. I have spacial awareness, rather remembering structured phrases.


Mongrish

I'd date her.


clivethe3rd

Not sought of She's definitely into it


Bobbyanderson1982

She must counts the tiles randomly and thought that would be a nice fit


MirkoHa

…still can’t feel the chemistry…


ZombiePiratePrincess

I actually kind of like that! It's a great way to learn for a test or something!!!


No-Investment-6899

So much for singing in the shower I didn’t do my thing and get the F out


MarkusTheBig

Why are some written capital and some lowercase that freaks me out


OkSyllabub3674

They all look appropriate to me first letter capitalized.


MarkusTheBig

Iridium osmium gold neon meant the name not the symbol


OkSyllabub3674

Ahh sharp eye I missed that manganese mercury and lanthanum are like that as well


Inevitable_Gas_4318

Um, anyone else think that’s hawt?


AzulCobra

You are not.


Capable-Volume-2851

This is really cool I would absolutely do this even in a more permanent way


Cinnabonbitch778

Can I marry her omg/j


nopleasesonithurts

As a chemist myself, the periodic system feels like something people not into chemistry think is ’chemistry’ but for me it is just a table. It is a curiousity for crossword puzzles and trivia quizes. It is not anything more than a reference document needed once in a while and even then, you already kind of know what elements you work with, at least as an organic chemist.


astreigh

Its a visual tool. Once you memorize the valance shells, you dont need it but its critical in teaching the concepts and understanding *why* things combine the way they do.


KJansky

Well if you are an organic chemist you Tin to eat in your Car bons.


MechanicMelodic13

That's pretty cool!


Aggravating-House-2

Just don’t use Cl to clean your shower


Inevitable_Gas_4318

This is great thread for puns…just WOW folks!!!


Calm_Race9636

Why don't chemists have periodic tables in the shower? Because they don't want to get into too many water-reactive elements!


Darkness169X2Gaming

I was in her shower reading periodic table of elements, then she came in looking super hot like fire smelling like herbal essences.


AbyssalRemark

Im jelly...


Elegant_Echidna8831

I will do that too


BroTrustMeBro

Omg I'd never leave the shower (well, till the heat runs out)


starless_90

Cringe


snowboardude112

WANT


AnalysisAccurate4176

Hope she’s not a Renter…. Because that deposit is gone gone.