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Traditional_Donut908

Haven't you seen the presentation. It's just going to be called "STADIUM".


Let_us_proceed

The Brandon Johnson Boeing Jean Baptiste Point Du Sable Municipal Stadium. The old BJBJBPDSMS!


caramelizedapple

Now this is what I’m talking about


tb-reddit

All for this move. Du Sable doesn't get nearly enough recognition in this city and it's a goddamn shame. Anyone against it is a racist. /s


SR_gAr

LMFAO!!!


pauseforfermata

Miegs Field.


taskopruzade

Too soon 


Business-Rain-9125

Megatron field. If you know you know.


justinsanity29

Yep, this is the winner!


blipsman

Weber Grill Stadium, and make it look like a giant kettle grill. Flames can shoot out when the Bears score a TD.


Warm-Resolution-6615

Which won't be used often 🤣


blipsman

I mean, Bears just added the top QB prospect in a decade last night, along with an elite WR prospect, to go along with the 6x Pro Bowler they recently traded for, and they still have DJ Moore... but yeah, they won't score.


IndominusTaco

i will admit that i don’t know anything about football or how this draft business works, but i do know that every single season chicago sports fans will persist “no but this year the team is going to be good FOR SURE this time!!!!!”, and 99% of the time….. the team still isn’t good.


blipsman

Yeah, that has been the case for way too long... but this time, it really does seem to be different. A new GM came in about 3 years ago and tore down an under-performing roster, traded away older players who were still good for draft capital, freed up lots of salary cap space, the team's poor showing combined with a huge stroke of luck landed the Bears the #1 overall pick last year, which they parlayed into a star player and slew of draft picks, including this year's #1 overall pick that they kept to draft the top QB after deciding Justin Fields wasn't the answer at the position. Now, they are in a position where they've been able to add good pieces through the draft, trades and free agency and look to be on the verge of competing in the next year or two.


gepetto27

McDome ©


Let_us_proceed

I'm lovin' it!


SR_gAr

Sounds like a sex move Getting head while having a big mac


superbeatle1970

That's actually awesome


StanTheCentipede

Ok well now you’ve actually sold me on the stadium.


cezary

We could nickname the stadium the Whopper


NotBatman81

Brandon Johnson's Credibility Memorial Stadium.


jmaca90

The Peter Francis Geraci Moral Bankruptcy Stadium


crazydoc2008

At Infotapes Field


Frank_BurnsEatsW0rms

Convince the new owners of the Onion to buy the naming rights. The Onion Field is a little on the nose, but Global Tetrahedron Dome has a certain absurdist je ne sais quoi about it


Everything-bagel20

I’ve heard that Chicago in the Algonquin language basically means onion


Frank_BurnsEatsW0rms

So like an onion, this has many layers


onward-forward

It means stinking onion, so it will fit in perfect


IndominusTaco

yeah the name means smelly onion farm is what i was told.


cezary

Or just call it "the Onion"


aphroditex

My gods I’m absolutely for Global Tetrahedome at The Onion Field.


Frank_BurnsEatsW0rms

Someone get this petition going


junktrunk909

I can hear the architecture tour boat commentary now...


ChicagoSly

800-588-2300 EMPIRE


cezary

Empire Stadium would be badass. 800-588-2300 Empire Stadium would be amazing.


mpagerage

I’m partial to 773-202-beepboopboopboop-LUNArena


czarizard

Rosemont Horizon


mdbonbon

Arlington Park 2


crazydoc2008

Victory Auto Wreckers Memorial Stadium


hypercoolmaas2701

Soldier Field 2.0 Electric Boogaloo


connorgrs

the Huge Waste of Our Tax Dollars Stadium


binarynate

Malört Megadome


dirtytiki

the Fuck You, Pay Me stadium at One Block South Green by


NewKojak

Stadium naming rights normally fall into one of two categories: * Flash in the pan huge scams like FTX and Enron * Long established monopolists and companies you despise, but have no choice but to use like Bell, Xcel Energy So it's probably going to be Comcast Xfinity Field.


ChesterJester11

Yeah the majority of modern sponsored stadiums seem to fall into one of the following categories: -Bank/Finance/Mortgage -Insurance -Communications I think Xfinity Field is a good bet.


NewKojak

Yeah, I think that the only category I’d add to that list would be your B-tier tech monopolists like Oracle and SalesForce. Meta, Apple, and Microsoft aren’t that thirsty for the status.


IndependenceApart208

Some great suggestions here. My serious guess for contenders would be Allstate, McDonalds, or Aon. WTW, buying the naming rights to be Willis Towers Watson Field would be really appropriate too.


Patient_Series_8189

Those are way too mainstream. It's probably going to be some tech company like crypto.com or grubhub


IndependenceApart208

State Farm has been putting their name on a few stadiums and fields, which is why I think Allstate would make sense. I could see Grubhub as a local tech company making sense too.


cezary

Allstate Arena naming rights expire this year, Allstate Stadium could be an upgrade


IndependenceApart208

I actually completely forgot that Allstate Arena existed. Looks like they only had to pay $15M for 10 years. I would imagine the Bears would expect atleast that amount per year, probably double that. SoFi is paying $625M over 20 years for reference.


optiplex9000

_Real_ Chicagoans would call it Sears Towers Watson Field


problematic_glasses

Willie Wilson Field at Willie Wilson Stadium


arrowtron

Portillo’s Dome


____andresito____

Jean Baptiste Point Su Sable Soldier Field?


iheartqwerty

ParkChicago Dome brought to you by Abu Dhabi Investment Authority


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baccus83

That’s hilarious but honestly would be a bad ass name.


darkenedgy

lmao deep cut


browsingtheproduce

Billionaires Get Welfare While the Poor Lose Their Homes To Medical Debt Field By Hyatt


Informal_Stranger117

I'M A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT Stadium.


Personal_Breath1776

Yo, trademark that shit asap


woah_man

Simpsons did it.


obviouslyCPTobvious

Foxtrot Du Sable Stadium


SpottedPotatoes2017

Too soon


cleon42

I'm Not Paying For This Shit Field.


Warm-Resolution-6615

Yes!


RocketManMercury

You live in Berwyn you clown. Your tax money wouldn’t go towards any stadium in Chicago anyway.


cleon42

Thanks for stopping by, and you have a *great* day out there.


armaghetto

Stadium McStadiumface


Fiverz12

Soldier Field II: Electric Boogaloo


IndominusTaco

2 Soldier 2 Field


Sea_Organization4482

The I said no public Money, Hyatt, Royal Carribean, Ticketmaster Pritzker family Stadium


ZSKeller1140

Had to scroll a bit before I saw "Pritzker" in the name lol


bagelman4000

Stadium


adjectiveNounNum

The BEAR CAVE


SaulGibson

Jumpman Stadium


Warm-Resolution-6615

JoBama Field


Door_Number_Four

Affirm Field - this is the ultimate example of buy now, pay later financing. 


esociety1

The BJ’s at OnlyFans Stadium 


thrivehi5ve

O Block


HippiePvnxTeacher

Willie Wilson 4 Mayor Colosseum


RocketManMercury

Behr paint can pay for the naming rights. It would be BEHR STADIUM, and their logo is a walking bear. I’m not making this up, it’s really their logo.


hascogrande

JBPDSLSD Stadium Or for full incompetence and owing to the historic name/corporate sponsors: Ericsson Stadium


BRUISE_WILLIS

I like that you abbreviated it in the pitch. Please keep just the letters and let everyone wonder


Flat-Ninja-9973

United Center


manncameron

STADIUM


iamthemasterchiller

Bobak’s Stadium at the South Lot ™️


Careless_Language_21

Poop potato Stadium


gypsy_rose_blanchard

It won’t happen, but they should do an homage to the original home of the bears and call it Staley Stadium or maybe the George Halas memorial stadium? If they go the corporate sponsorship route it’ll probably be whatever bank is the official bank of the Chicago bears.


TankSparkle

there won't be a stadium


jimjackcoke

Westfield Arlington Heights


-6Marshall9-

"Didn't Need It Stadium"


Jdurks9

Halas Field at Chase Stadium


Remarkable_West_4222

House of BJ


andarose

The Obamna Dome


quikfrozt

The Citadel as mentioned on another thread.


eamesa

Foxtrot would've gone to private equity and raise money to pay for the naming rights instead of investing in the company. I do wonder if the full sized basketball court they had in their office was named Foxtrot Field.


darwins-ghost

Abu Dhabi, they own our meters, might as well own the stadium


thetripleb

Lovie Field


chefasfuck

That shit shouldn't even be built. The team sucks. That money could be used for a million other things.


night_insomia

Beejayy for how much it blows for the tax payers


dpaanlka

I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s Mondelez since they’re based here.


Ill-Philosophy3945

Someone posted an idea for a “Restore Hair” stadium yesterday night. I think that’s what we need


dalatinknight

The Sears company has been looking forward to this


dalatinknight

The Sears company has been looking forward to this


DaisyCutter312

"Buttfuck the Taxpayers Amphitheater" has a nice ring to it


talktojoe

Cash Grab Field


LiterallyWildfires

Money Pit Stadium


MarioStern100

CTA PISS & CIGARETTES FIELD


SkilletBurritos

Elgin Field. Named after the jagoffs dump of a hometown.


PlantSkyRun

I don't know yet. Who is going to pay the most?


AnAngryPirate

"Insert Sponsor* Stadium /thread


timdtechy612

Soldier(s) Field


yourMomsfanclub

everyone's having fun and i like it but this stadium does not and will never exist unfortunately


SensibleBrownPants

Slim Jim Stadium at Friends of the Pork Field


DKlep25

There are many dumb posts in this sub. This one though . . .


Synchro911

If vote for something supporting Israel.


SR_gAr

It will allways be soldiers field That beingbsaid i hope it stays


RufusSandberg

\*Soldier and the field will still be a field, just not one with stadium seating.