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Robobeast-76-R76

All the world's conflicts solved in one go! This is Australia's Pepsi moment


ReadToMeWithTea

Woulda done more on the Big Pineapple it's pretty conservative up there.


Money_Percentage_630

Quick give this guy the V.C. Medal! "So there I was, on the front lines at Coffs Harbour Australia and while still living in my parents house because I saw something on Instragram or Tiktok that showed me that it was my duty to storm to Bunnings and buy spray paint before bravely, no heroically, vandalise a private business with my message of ceasefire. Maybe someday someone will take up my torch and vandalise another private business with Peace, but sadly I alone have the courage to act in this new world".


snorkiebarbados

He will be telling all the boys down at the plantation hotel before the weekly punch on


charlie_s1234

What did you do in the great Banana War daddy?


brisburna

Banana lives matter! We started that honey


VermicelliHot6161

Waiting for university students to pitch their tents. I’m adamant that the Big Banana has links to the industrial arms industry.


Mousse_Willing

Behind every conflict is ‘big banana’.


Kooky-Ad9539

South America moment


KeanuWithCats

America has Raytheon..we have TBB...


Perssepoliss

I heard they eat bananas


Far-Cranberry536

i think whoever painted this, did so with a $35000 grant from the NDIS


DragonfruitNo7222

That doesn’t make the trauma from their carefully curated Instagram feed any less!


boganiser

Per staff member for a staff of 4. How else would the live a normal life?


Electrical_You2889

You would have to be mentally disabled to trash a national monument!


ReadToMeWithTea

When Eric eats a banana, an AMAZING TRANSFORMATION takes place, and he solves global conflict!


EmuCanoe

Does he become Eric Bana?


b_i_c_e_p

Na, na.


Wombat_Racer

I think you have forgotten his alter-ego is Banana Man


Desperate_Proposal18

Eric is ......... BANANAMAN!!!!!


FluffyEcho7721

Trans 4 Palestine


Far-Cranberry536

#BananasoutforRafa


Scooter-breath

Hey, why do you hatee bananas so much?


ChadGPT___

72 virgins to indoctrinate


Fun_Razzmatazz7162

Really hitting big business where it hurts


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jackadgery85

Yeah man i used to work at the big banana and they really aren't the corporate powerhouse they were made out to be. Such a surprise. Their toboggan track is fun, and the snow slope was awesome, but had to close because it cost so much to operate :'(


PhilosopherLife9995

I love when they do this now. All it does is make the public more and more against them and their simplistic, uninformed solutions.


EmuCanoe

Idiots 4 idiotic causes


ManMadeTrinity

Hey thats MY group! Get your own!


Ill-Economics5066

We can only hope the locals know who did it and kick their arse. Seriously is it just me who wishes they would all f#ck off to Palestine if they care so much.


PhilosopherLife9995

Doubt they know who did it. Coffs Harbour area is pretty big. I used to live there. Yes I’d love to assist in organising a pride march in Gaza for them.


Ill-Economics5066

Probably wasn't a local anyway, probably some dirty arsehole on their way to Byron. Oh I'm all for that hell I would even throw in a few dollars to make sure that they all get there anything for a good cause, I wonder if a go fund me would raise enough for the one way tickets.


PhilosopherLife9995

Yes, we can tell them they will come home after the march, but no need to book return tickets because we all know what will happen.


Ill-Economics5066

They will get to enjoy the real Palestinian Experience, learn about consequences and how much the Palestinians really appreciate their dedication to the cause. Seriously they are f#cking idiots with no real idea what they are supporting. The ones from the region influencing the shit should be deported no ifs or buts shit be gone. I'm not Religious in any way I just dislike the division and bullshit.


Comfortable_Copy_985

Lol who are you even talking about like is this just a broad statement against all of the left or people who are pro-palestine


KeanuWithCats

I think people who just protest their ideas in idiotic ways. It could say " vote one nation " or " Israel is cool guys " but the point is it still has devaluation for the cause because people look at them like the idiots they are for damaging property to get an admittedly very ambiguous 'message' across. I think that's what he means but please correct me if I misunderstood. No matter how legitimate the issue might be this destroys public relation and sentiment towards it, whatever it may be.


tilitarian1

Ukraine?


Jazzlike-Wave-2174

tibet?


No-Principle3268

Tobacconists?


organisednoise

why isn’t constantly vandalising iconic landmarks seen as an act of terrorism?


StoicAnon

Because the textbook definition of terrorism is non-state actors using violence to further political goals. Vandalising a monument isn’t violence, it’s just property damage.


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NeighborhoodFancy283

Because it is done by people who wear small hats to polarize public opinions


luadra

you're terrorised by vandalism?


fantasypaladin

What’s a big banana ceasefire? Some sort of sex act?


fingerbunexpress

Is this still Australia’s biggest banana though? Or just the most reputable…


Far-Cranberry536

Albanese govt. sent all the bigger bananas out of Aus to Israel


EternalAngst23

I’ve got Australia’s biggest banana right here 😏


escapeshark

Mine's bigger


iQwerty_AU

Ahh so it's the big banana fault...


Untamed-Unnamed

I had my suspicions for awhile.


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Ineviatble-shirt462

imma get banned if i post my views on palestine here, sooo....


GeoGuru32

It's all good, your comment history aligns with the views of people here


Ineviatble-shirt462

yay :)


MillenialApathy

![gif](giphy|9wLKh6ms5t9qE)


KillianMichaels_tipy

keep your sand out of my banana


sunseven3

Thank goodness, now I can go back to my organic fair trade avocado on hand made toast without a care in the world.


zelmazam1

Thank God someone did this. Now war is over and we can go about our day.


wowlookatstuff

The world knows that Coffs Harbour has not done enough to end this bloody conflict!


Stepawayfrmthkyboard

Clearly just propaganda from Big Banana.


Infamous-Twist7808

Thank God I went yesterday https://preview.redd.it/rmvc568rz17d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a77d146862ded9a1b337686b7b3fc8e8dbd84cf 2 Aussie icons.


TheK4l31D05c0p3

Its so embarrassing seeing this kind of shit in Australia. Like can we keep the cringe meaningless activism shit in America where it belongs


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Pristine_Car_6253

People only want a ceasefire when their side is loosing


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Comfortable_Copy_985

Well yeah, when people are dying other people want that to stop


Jackaddler

The Big Banana Republic (actually a Monarchy)


heckyes69

Was the big banana at war??


JesusP111

Gays jews, trans, cross dressers for Palestine!


KeanuWithCats

Jawas, Wookies and Ewoks for Palestine!


JesusP111

I was thinking about that too, am sure many of those support Palestine cause without saying!


KeanuWithCats

Trying desperately to send aid in the form of slingshots, comical bolas and much needed crudely sharpened sticks...


Damnesia_

What a relief! Now they can safely fly over to the Levant and spread their "Queers for Palestine" message in person! 🥰


-Ol_Mate-

Don't these guys understand, the only way we are going to free Palestine is by setting ourselves on fire. Can we get this message to these brave freedom fighters so we can restore Palestine to the proud 🏳️‍🌈 terrorist state it once was ASAP!


Mulga_Will

Ceasefires are so woke.


kiataryu

The past 100 ceasefires only made the issue worse and were all broken by the terrorist group? Better call for another ceasefire! I love terrorists that hate America, because America bad!


Untamed-Unnamed

Finally the war will be over!!


DankyKang91

What Kendal Jenner got wrong was it's not a Pepsi that can solve conflict, it's a banana.


Ecstatic-Librarian83

alright guys time to stop shooting up the big banana they've called a ceasefire


YourAussieMatee

Commence fire on whoever did this


Mephisto506

Now we just need to get the Big Banana people to sit down with the Big Pineapple folks to talk, and there can finally be peace.


Hungry-Weakness8417

I hope both sides have fun


Jazzlike-Wave-2174

iraq: no war on the opera house gaza: ceasefire on the big banana tibet: ssh, china's our trading partner


rub737

https://preview.redd.it/mwpnnnl1y07d1.png?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5694925ab34a3e3145a31aad007499b6e50edd2


Mulga_Will

https://preview.redd.it/d630zmy7317d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b598acb9a3b1acf0040378ae7880d1a2a93793cc


RepresentativeAide14

real or photoshopped


Far-Cranberry536

real from a couple months ago, it was painted over very quickly haha


Ready_Substance4888

No way is a bananana that big.


Far-Cranberry536

11 of january at 5:53am i took the photo


stanbright

Was the banana vandalised or that as written by the owners?


hudi2004

Vandals


PANDA0110

Didn’t know someone was at war with the big banana


eminusx

This is bending the truth a little.


kabammi

Fucking arseholes


tashiker

Banana for scale


breakdowner1

I also think the Banana freckle aka Phyllosticta cavendishi should ceasefire. It’s a horrible fungus that is a huge threat to the banana industry in Australia. I applaud the big wigs at the big banana for taking such a strong stance


Dance_Man93

Why can't we all put down our weapons, and wait for the Palestinians to attack again in 20 years. Enough people have died, and now is the time for another sneak attack on civilians. Give Holocaust a chance, and we can drive the Infidels into the Sea!


Yobbo89

OK I'll put my banana guns away https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSC_BrDt5eXYMtapnx1dg9IJjhtqE55zNJ6RZsUITn-S8BDhKYz2iytJRw&s=10


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SunIndividual7967

Jesus god 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


jv159

It was that simple all along, how could we miss that?


beefstockcube

That’s the most Australian thing I’ve ever seen.


roidzmaster

Reminds me of the no war sign those legends did on the opra house back in the day.


Sweaty_nerd_rage

Silly because there was in fact a war. Maybe if they didn't consume so much Murdoch media they would be more informed.


_Y0ur_Mum_

How big is this?


CeleryMan20

Big enough to walk through. See the post above where someone photographed their car in front of it.


Negative_Head_7899

holy cringe didn’t know so many australians were on the wrong side of history this is embarrassing 🥲


Ghost403

They went too far this time! Vandalizing our Big MacGuffins is the equivalent of touching the USA's boats!


_Rhyso

Wtf is wrong with some people. I’m not here having a political opinion, BUT, I think we call all agree that vandalism does not equal change for the better.


MartoPolo

its a banana sir


Lightning5021

But then we cant support the colony of israel 😔


jeffsaidjess

What is the ceasefire for ?


My_nsfw_account_88

Banana


2pl8isastandard

War memorials, Big Banana what's next Ayers Rock?


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Sottosorpa

Bananaman Ceasefire! Piew Piew Piew!


Sudden-Taste-6851

As the saying goes… the best way to stop a global conflict is to destroy a local business. A job well done 👍


epic_pig

And not an Australian flag in sight! What a wonderful day to be wokestralian!


Noise_Witty

Why did they have to bring the banana into this?


x420MVTT

Lol they’ve both done one pretty fucked up shit to one another , Why a cease fire though? Y doesn’t the world governments come down hard on one of the parties and show us all a clear aggressor?? Why is it being propagated by the western world With Not one mf stepping in


W4iskyD3lta93r

Yo, you know if you say country bad, or this person evil and followup with they have to stop… They will! Wow! I reckon you should go into the city and tell our leaders to stop whatever war or crisis you want. Or better yet vandalise everything you can see. They don’t have any connections or power to stop anything but I reckon you should tell them anyway.


boganiser

With Pride month in full swing, adding an l at the end would address a bigger cohort.


TwistyMaKneepahls

FROM THE RIVER TO THE SEA, WE ARE CLUELESS TEEHEEEHEEE.


MidnightLlamaLover

That'll tip the scales in this conflict, so brave!


Human-Passenger-3396

Evidence left behind by the walking brain dead


Redsetter01

Unfortunately, these are the people who are allowed to breed - but on a positive note, they did spell it correctly


ODABBOTT

“Bibi, a Mr.Albanese is on the phone for you. You’re gonna wanna hear this Sir…”


Top_Commercial9038

CEASEFIRE AND MOAR IMMIGRATION SO THEY CAN SPREAD THEIR IDEOLOGY AND SHOW YOU THE REAL JUSTICE. fucking morons.


chromehuffer

WORLD CONFLICT SOLVED BY BIG BANANA SLOGAN tyvm for your service


MayonRider

Which conflict? There’s a few. Some more popular than others with the dumb ass lefties and Arab colonisers.


ThePrincessRoyal

This is hilarious, I'm in stitches here! It is an incredibly complex conflict that's basically been going on for a century and touches on nationality, ethnicity, and religion. It's happening literally half a world away, and a lot of the world's governments are focused on solving the current flare-up in some way, but this person thinks to themselves "You know what, not good enough. I know what I'll do. I'll vandalise the big bannana in Coffs harbour. Nsw. That'll show them, that'll prove my solidarity. That'll make everyone pay attention and really think." 🤣 I'm dying. What a wonderful piece of comedy.


BenjayWest96

There’s always peace in the banana stand Michael


BenjayWest96

![gif](giphy|IqX3LHSrHd0l2)


Opening-Donkey1186

There's ways money in the banana!


Golden_Chives

To be fair, it did bring attention to the graffiti undoubtedly


SecureSympathy1852

It’s just for scale…


potato_farmers_unite

This is as un-Australian as the chanting for Palestine at the recent Socceroos match. These c*nts have no national pride. My ANZAC granddad would roll over in his grave.


Larimus89

Finally! I hope the banana throwing will finally end now!


Usual_Commission_443

I’m with the banana


ClassicBit3307

Who is the big Bannana fighting?


Accomplished_Care747

The Bananaeffect!


Vincent_Vegan21

Kafir Harbour has fallen


BONOZL

Fuck yeah Banana ceasefire Haven't had one of those cunts in ages


somedumbassnerd

Is this what that super popular steam game is based off of?


Sad_Awareness6532

Probably the guy who got booted from the Seinfeld gig


P3t3R_Parker

Ah Coffs Harbour, solves world peace, can't decide on a bypass for the town.


jcinoz

Who would shoot a banana?


Allencella

This shits all tagged in bellingen (not to far from coffs) I know who it is too. Idk I ain't a snitch but the dickhead is graffiting the wrong places....


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Far-Cranberry536

don’t snitch on them but break their windows


whiteycnbr

Need banana for scale..


NotALanguageModel

What do proponents of a ceasefire really understand about the situation? Do they genuinely believe that Palestinians desire a ceasefire? How can they accept a ceasefire that leaves hostages exposed to torture and death? Do they find it acceptable to leave Hamas in power, a terrorist group responsible for the October 7th attacks and decades of violence, which aims to exterminate Jews and has inflicted immense suffering on its own people? What do ceasefire advocates think a ceasefire entails, and who do they believe is obstructing it? Believing that acts of vandalism will persuade Hamas to agree to a ceasefire is utterly misguided.


boogsmum

Reminds me of when Meghan markle wrote “you are loved” on a banana and gave it to a sex worker or something.


Machete-AW

You gotta specify, mate. But I'm getting a feeling that you aren't talking about Sudan..


FartWar2950

I had no idea the big banana was at war.


HappyHumble

Shouldn't it be ceaseislam?


CeleryMan20

Coffs Harbour: cease firing your bananas! Grammarians: they missed a hyphen, it should be The Big Banana-Ceasefire Smash Bros players: noooo! Banana Gun is the second most funnest drop in the game, after Submarine Gun! Pew, bang! Diddy Kong: you will pry these bananas from my cold dead fingers! Keating: Banana Republic at the arse end of the world Belafonte: pack banana 'til de mornin' come Well-governed militia: thanks for the shipment, our armourer will inventory these Mod community: (attaches laser sight to banana)


Toe_Bone

May as well have written it in yellow.


khodifahey

Up Coffs Harbour, a l9t said with a single word👌🇦🇺🇦🇺


atalamadoooo

I can't believe how dense these cunts are


Kingbob182

Everyone knows you need a change.org petition to ensure world peace.


PalmTheProphet

So many boomers in this comment section 🥱


Alsaff

My child hood


Fan-of-clams

is this sub just filled with horrid people


Logical_Dragonfly_92

Aw man


tdryd88

Need more context. are we talking about Ukraine......


Far-Cranberry536

it’s clearly talking about the conflict between the coffs comets and the woolgoolga seahorses


its_beemo_bitches

I mean it worked it got you talking about it


Fragrant_Exchange_26

You see, even bananas know those Hamas cowards should agree to a ceasefire and release all the hostages!


ratsalad2551

Hello, yes this is Israel, we saw your animated banana sign and we are leaving the Middle East and relocating to the moon, I spoke to Russo they are also leaving


Abject-Cup-9929

Our country is fucked How is any of that even helping If ya want to help head over there and give it a go otherwise it’s just a look at me A bit like when people protest and block everyday people from getting to where they need to go It only hurts the cause more than it helps


Antique-Wind-5229

Oh look, a message for Hammas, hope they read it.


BugGlad5248

I still always think of my husband when I see the big banana 😏


babybunnyhophop3

There’s always conflict resolution in the banana stand.


KeanuWithCats

NOT THE BIG FUCKING BANANA. This could actually be the most unpatriotic thing I've ever seen... had to say 12 aussie aussie aussie oi oi oi's just to calm myself down...


KeanuWithCats

I knew this was big banana again, ensuring their investments and banana plantations in Israel, I fucking knew it from the start. It's like South America all over again... Jic /s


syrah__

Be the change you want to see in the world, big banana. Presumably Netanyahu trawls this sub so now we just wait till he sees the photo.


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Purpazoid1

Wait till Iraeli artlliery hear that the big banana has been defaced, they'll be gobsmacked to suddenly realise the horror of their actions. Big bananas support of the IDF is well known. /S


Spethual

Bannana for scale.


ClassicOil1187

Call Netanyahu and show him this. He will surely withdrawal.


-qqqwwweeerrrtttyyy-

Clearly this isn't going to solve anything. People have their opinions on the situation already. Maybe the protesters are exasperated by the apathy that many appear to exhibit on the surface. But I think pretty much everyone doesn't want innocent people being subjected to violence, even though they may not voice it. This is a country that has made 'standard' protesting a crime, so in some aspects I'm not surprised that graffiti is being used (also a crime but it feels more anonymous?). And there is an element amongst some Australians who think the only matters that deserve collective concern are those on Australian soil or if Australians are directly involved. But it's the protesters that feel that it's a culmination or drip-drip effect that will topple the status quo and build momentum for their cause. What they fail to realise is that it turns more people away from their actions. Personally, I think Australia as a whole has a bit of Apathy as a personality (especially if you compare to the French who have a history of revolutions or other countries with similar histories). Until a war or annexation comes to post 1770 Australia, I think it'll always be this way. I think the protests at Jerry Seinfeld's shows were exercises in turning more people away than in support (like Vegan protesters at restaurants and supermarkets) and quite frankly I wished someone stood up to call him out for dating a 17yo still in high school when he was 38 years old!


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