So I’d definitely recommend a couple viagra so that you can be at least half erect during your visit. This will keep gentlemen callers away from your lady friends. Welcome to the jungle, we have enjoyable pastimes.
Will it attract gentlemen callers to me? I know there is a Pride parade today and while I’m not going (I’m a self-loathing homosexual) I wouldn’t mind being hit on
You are very fortunate, for we have numerous empty shipping containers near the piers on the West Side for clandestine sodomy with strangers of the male persuasion, completely in the darkness. A good time will be had.
OP said he will be visiting Hells Kitchen though. The gentleman callers won’t be going after his lady friends.
Follow up question for OP, how pronounced are your glutes and have you been skipping leg day?
“My pectorals are slightly pronounced due to a recent month in the gym and I wouldn’t describe them as intimidating, but they are present.”
He probably has a cock in his mouth right now
What you need is management young buddy. Lots of desperate modelesque females in NYC due to gender demographics, which are destiny you dig. They willing to pay a nice price for mediocrity. I would be willing to pimp your lily white ass into the dirt with a 100 to 0 split my way. Tell me if you want daddy to make you into a star.
Wow I had no idea that the Shoe Warehouse was still in business! I assume they are of course White in color. and likely patent leather, Or do they call it Vegan Pleather?
They'll spot you a mile away in your normcore wardrobe. Go to your nearest thrift store, buy some rainbow crop tops and a trendy man purse and strut like you own the catwalk. You'll get some stares but dont you dare break eye contact on you'll be minced meat in that hood.
This is the whitest thing I have ever read. #FFFFFF. Sir, no one is going to rob you.
You are not intimidating by what you described.
No one is going to touch you. It is still daylight outside. Broad daylight.
Also, who the fuck is James - Z?
Ok so people in nyc don’t care. They mind their business. And Hell’s Kitchen isn’t dangerous. NYC isn’t dangerous. And no one is going to bug you in predominately white Hell’s Kitchen. Stop watching Fox News. Remember to walk fast it’s annoying when tourists walk slow. Mind your business. About everything . Don’t act like a douche to anyone and you won’t have issues same like anywhere else.
Wtf is this post?
I'm 100% sure none of the local children will notice you, it's a residential area with all kinds of people. Nobody stands out. Good luck getting hit on at rush hour
Wtf is this post?
I'm 100% sure none of the local children will notice you, it's a residential area with all kinds of people. Nobody stands out. Good luck getting hit on at rush hour
No you will not lol. People who don’t have jobs are desperate in nyc rn. Go out in the daytime and tell your friends to stop moving here it’s only getting worse
You’ll be like a needle in a needle stack
\*GAY-stack
NOOOOOO 🤣🤣🤣🤣
So I’d definitely recommend a couple viagra so that you can be at least half erect during your visit. This will keep gentlemen callers away from your lady friends. Welcome to the jungle, we have enjoyable pastimes.
Will it attract gentlemen callers to me? I know there is a Pride parade today and while I’m not going (I’m a self-loathing homosexual) I wouldn’t mind being hit on
You are very fortunate, for we have numerous empty shipping containers near the piers on the West Side for clandestine sodomy with strangers of the male persuasion, completely in the darkness. A good time will be had.
Just bring extra wet wipes for after.
OP said he will be visiting Hells Kitchen though. The gentleman callers won’t be going after his lady friends. Follow up question for OP, how pronounced are your glutes and have you been skipping leg day?
“My pectorals are slightly pronounced due to a recent month in the gym and I wouldn’t describe them as intimidating, but they are present.” He probably has a cock in his mouth right now
Don’t try to show off your erect manliness it will pale in comparison, showing off the keys to your Cherry Escalade will cause envy and respect
This chick fucks
Unfortunately beige and blue are the colors the Murray Hill Marauders, the rival gang across the island. You are fucked.
It's all right, my fellow white man. You got that white privilege. As James-Z once said, "brush that dirt of your khakis"
What you need is management young buddy. Lots of desperate modelesque females in NYC due to gender demographics, which are destiny you dig. They willing to pay a nice price for mediocrity. I would be willing to pimp your lily white ass into the dirt with a 100 to 0 split my way. Tell me if you want daddy to make you into a star.
Zappos is for out-of-town losers. I got a pair of 2021 Cole Haans for $40 at DSW
Not if you encounter a daredevil villain
Whitelord? This is the West Side, not Westeros!
He won't make it past The Wall
What is a Whitelord? I assume that description suffices or explains it but just in case....
Was just gonna ask…. Description doesn’t suffice for me….
I think it is a White Man with bad taste and largely a raging idiot on some type of Viagra
I have great taste. I got shoes that were easily worth $50 at a $45 price tag
Wow I had no idea that the Shoe Warehouse was still in business! I assume they are of course White in color. and likely patent leather, Or do they call it Vegan Pleather?
Lol.
I just want to remind you that there is *nothing* "average" about a white male, King.
what
Dead, bro. And no Delta Grill to help you ease into death. May god have mercy on your soul.
Drop off the sharps container when you get in.
> whitelord redundant much?
Wtf is a whitelord? 😂
That’s what I’m tryna figure out. Also why it doesn’t seem to phase anyone else on this thread 😂
>The outline of my thunder Well done. Happy Monday.
Dont't be shy. Midtown will embrace you with open arms, especially on weekends.
Bro can someone please explain this genre of shitpost I am in love with the vibe
With you. I have tears of joy running down my face.
The neighborhood or the play?
That area is crappy.
don’t venture too far south as it sounds like you ain’t packin’ meat
Tell us more for the meatpackers plz
Send an emissary to the Duke of New York to arrange safe passage.
They'll spot you a mile away in your normcore wardrobe. Go to your nearest thrift store, buy some rainbow crop tops and a trendy man purse and strut like you own the catwalk. You'll get some stares but dont you dare break eye contact on you'll be minced meat in that hood.
James Z?
Fellow white folks who talks like that?
Thank you all, this was amusing.
WTF are you talking about?!
This is the whitest thing I have ever read. #FFFFFF. Sir, no one is going to rob you. You are not intimidating by what you described. No one is going to touch you. It is still daylight outside. Broad daylight. Also, who the fuck is James - Z?
Lmaooo the hexadecimal white joke has me so weak right now
Ok so people in nyc don’t care. They mind their business. And Hell’s Kitchen isn’t dangerous. NYC isn’t dangerous. And no one is going to bug you in predominately white Hell’s Kitchen. Stop watching Fox News. Remember to walk fast it’s annoying when tourists walk slow. Mind your business. About everything . Don’t act like a douche to anyone and you won’t have issues same like anywhere else.
Wtf is this post? I'm 100% sure none of the local children will notice you, it's a residential area with all kinds of people. Nobody stands out. Good luck getting hit on at rush hour
Wtf is this post? I'm 100% sure none of the local children will notice you, it's a residential area with all kinds of people. Nobody stands out. Good luck getting hit on at rush hour
No you will not lol. People who don’t have jobs are desperate in nyc rn. Go out in the daytime and tell your friends to stop moving here it’s only getting worse
Either you’ll be safe, or else you won’t. Take your chances with everybody else, or don’t come.