During interrogation it buckled under pressure and couldn’t zip it

It was under a vest

But it got a suspender sentence

What a waist of good leather!

It did nothing wrong, there was a loophole!

Beltalowda.

It tried to notch it up, but it was clinched too tight

For belting someone

You know my belt holds up my pants, but my belt loops hold up my belt. Who's the real hero there?

Haha

For committing a hold up