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jsunkd

Is this the fifteen year anniversary of this old ass tweet??


mdsg5432

¡Su quinceañera!


KinkyBADom

😂


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Why don't you speak English!


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Almost old enough to vote!


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CuriousPenguinSocks

This is a sobering truth.


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TheFr1nk

Farts


MithandirsGhost

Just about as meaningful as regular tweets.


anon202one

Take my upvote and away with you.


Dodecahedrus

Craig Ferguson used to have Tweets on "Ass Möde" on his Late Late Show.


h3dee

like a queath but from the back


Whtzmyname

The Gen Z's think this tweet is new still. Probably making TikToks about it as we speak.


Weekly_Signal6481

is this the 15th anniversary of this never happening?


pauly13771377

Oh, it absolutely never happened but it's still funny and I'm not mad at people who repost it. There's always a new generation of people who haven't seen it. I introduced someone to the numa numa guy a couple weeks back.


Sudden-Lunch-2791

>I introduced someone to the numa numa guy a couple weeks back. who?


dmnhntr86

https://youtu.be/KmtzQCSh6xk


Sudden-Lunch-2791

Nice


calliesky00

How come I haven’t seen this before 😳 love it


dmnhntr86

It was all the rage when I was in highschool. My youth group had an overnight thing and we all made music videos, two of the groups chose that song.


spacewalk__

that's fine it makes me smile every time


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[deleted]

Thanks, wasn’t sure who the writer of one of the most memed songs in history


NipsOfRage

Cool story bro


mememan12332

then everyone clapped


Poggse

That clappers name? Albert Epstein


jedi_trey

Obama showed up to give$100%


[deleted]

It’s true! I was the drone strike!


dashmesh

I was there I clapped with my butt cheeks and let out a huge fart.


shitpersonality

Lucky for me, I was there to sniff the whole thing.


Munto-ZA

Oh, I remember you!


boywiththe_eagereyes

*ass tweet.


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mememan12332 is a bot Comment copied from: r/clevercomebacks/comments/bt4k3z/it_was_certainly_witty_and_quick/eou0nkh/


Jester8281

Bruh reposting karma farmer


Awleeks

Idk, doesn't seem that unrealistic. Then again I grew up in the poor inner-city, you hear banter like this all the time.


Jacob-B-Goode

/r/nothingeverhappens


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[deleted]

“It’s impossible for someone to be funny in public” is deadass ur argument


Aggravating_Cycle_21

Stfu.


n3w4cc01_1nt

frfr /r/untrustworthypoptarts


Dt_Sherlock_Idiot

Not quite the right sub, r/thathappened would be the one you wanted Why are you guys annihilating them lol, a few down is all it warrants.


Puzzleheaded_Pie_978

like she'd speak spanish if she ever went to mexico lol smh


Adm_Kunkka

Bitch you're in Mexico, don't speak Spanish speak mexican


philjorrow

Like this happened


Zarsrazok

Step 1: Come up with a fake story. Step 2: Fabricate some kind of photo or video evidence. Step 3: Come up with a clever title. Step 4: Post your fake story with the fabricated photo or video evidence under the clever title. Step 5: Gain a lot of Reddit karma.


Ok_Arachnid_7072

Step 6: don't forget to repost it years later


trixtopherduke

Wait, isn't step 4 profit?? Why so many steps?!


Obant

Economy is shit. More work, same pay.


Aggravating_Cycle_21

Don't forget. The story HAS to have an eeevulll wite person since we're on Reddit.


I_Has_A_Hat

As this post shows, you don't even need photo or video evidence.


No_Lab_9318

Ah yes reposting a post that is as old as the internet


nyancatya_

to be fair its my first time seeing it, good post even if it isn't original


TheToasterIsAMimic

Mine, too! It's more annoying hearing people whine about reposts than seeing them.


[deleted]

I’m with both of you. So what if it’s a repost. Keep scrolling. Not everyone spend their entire life on Reddit and has seen every post. I thought this was hilarious.


Sandsturm_DE

The story is probably older than the internet


Successful-Shower747

Telling someone being mexican is the same as being disabled isn’t really the flex they think it is


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I'd like to report a murder


NotUhLerker

Ah yes, the classic fake story about the “old white b*tch” in the wheelchair & the “old Mexican lady”. Been awhile.


I_wood_rather_be

r/thathappened


PM_ME_YELLOW

r/thathappened


Orsus7

r/nothingeverhappens


GhostCheese

r/thingshappenbutnotthat


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Orsus7

???


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Koolkid777

Now that's funny I almost spit out my drink 😂🤣


SuperSmash01

Plus, the USA has no official language, English or otherwise.


ThatSportsGameGuy

Sure, totally happend.


JudasWasJesus

USAmerica doesn't have an official language.


SeonaidMacSaicais

As somebody who’s bilingual in Spanish, not every American realizes that. And I’m white. People seem to think that my skin color means I’ll be on THEIR side when they whine about “learn English before coming here, so I don’t have to feel bad about not wanting to learn another language!” That last part was imagined by me, but it’s usually the sentiment. Never mind that English is REALLY hard to learn. Every grammar rule has bastard children that cancels the rule.


philjorrow

It's not about not feeling bad about not learning another language. Ive been to France and they've told me to learn French as well. It's just xenophobia


[deleted]

Just curious - if there's a video of an american tourist/expat in Japan walking around going 'does anyone here speak english?' and not being able to communicate with anyone - don't you think that person is a bit of a dick and could learn a few basic phrases rather than expecting everyone to understand them? So doesn't this respect go both ways?


SeonaidMacSaicais

There’s a difference between being a tourist and having to leave your native country suddenly. Like I said, IF this post is true, OOP simply could’ve been practicing their Spanish. The majority of the older generation are happy to help you with your foreign language, in my experience.


JudasWasJesus

I teach English as a second language and English to adult language learners. My typical approach is to understand the other language compositions, verb noun agreement etc. And explain their composition compared to English, English is a bit of what i call a "murplerp" language there are some contradictions but that's common in all languages. The thing about English is its stale and rigid (not much flexibility, kinda straight foward) in its phonetics. That's the Germania in it LoL, modern English is a hybrid language. To me it's a trade language like swahili, borrowing many words from other languages. Imo The xenophobia Is rooted in jealousy, and the hate for second language learners is embedded in some cultures. After all the Indo-European goal was/is to whipe put indegenoius language.


ScholarlyExiscrim

And Albert Einstein was that cute little Mexican girl!


lolsuki

Why is “white” needed here?


nyancatya_

to show that she was discriminating against the other lady in the story


bowingmonk

Wouldn’t it be discrimination no matter what race the lady was tho?? Race is not needed.


nyancatya_

depends on how you view it i guess, in this scenario the person tweeting wasn't trying to be racist, just an innocent story that they found funny but sure it wasn't necessary to include race


1981mph

Maybe I'm missing something here, but aren't the ability to speak English and the ability to walk with broken legs completely different? As in one is possible and the other one isn't? It might've been quick, but witty? It just sounds like bullying to me. Which might be warranted if someone is being racist, but it's not a clever comeback.


kaba40k

🤓


Knightmike146

🤓


civver3

Ableism to own the racists. Is this praxis?


[deleted]

Sooo, she can speak English but chooses not to but the old bitch in the wheelchair with legs that don't work is wrong? This is reddit propaganda I've seen reposted many times. Wake up reddit, this is probably a Russian or Chinese govt worker posting this shit over and over to deepen the divide. They are winning on reddit. Yes, she is wrong with what she said, but the metaphor is some seriously weak bullshit that only echo chamber redditors believe.


SeonaidMacSaicais

…why is that first part so unbelievable? I chat in Spanish with other people all the time. Just because somebody CAN speak English, doesn’t mean they’re always comfortable with it. OOP could be practicing their own Spanish with a native speaker.


BeneCow

Yeah, the only possible explanation for reposting shit is bots, no one ever reposts for karma. What a fucking joke.


Belcanderman

You’re in America, why don’t you speak Cree, Iroquoian, Wakashan, Utian, Zuni…………… Entitled zhaaganaash.


Aggravating_Cycle_21

Because we won.


pablovesu2

Won what?


Aggravating_Cycle_21

Our country.


pablovesu2

Through slavery and genocide.


Aggravating_Cycle_21

And?


Aggravating_Cycle_21

You act like they didn't do that to themselves as well.


Tarts-of-Popping

bruh that sounds like a made up story. woulda been cool if it did happen but i doubt it did


DreBeast

Skeptical white redditers are something else. It's so obvious there are so many of you here. Maybe you have never said this to anyone speaking Spanish or seen it happen before but I most definitely have. Not that hard to be clever on the spot if this happened to you many times before. Yes, casual racism happens all the time in America. Maybe not to you, but it doesn't mean it never happens.


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Parallax2341

Spanish is also an imported language... from spain, in europe...


BaneAmesta

I will never get used to people calling ghr US America, like bish there's like 90% of other countries south of there, and all of them are in America, *the continent*. Well, I suppose this is just me being petty as a southamerican person, don't mind me


NeutralArt12

Well it’s because it’s the United States of America. I think shortening to “America” makes a lot of sense. “The Americas” represent north and South America as a whole. If I were from Brazil I would call myself Brazilian and if I were referencing my continent I would be South American. If I’m from Canada Canadian and North American. If I’m from the United States of America my ethnicity is American and I’m from North America. I can’t think of any better way that they could have referred to the ethnicity. United Statesian?


Charlatangle

In the English-speaking world they're the Americas. To me this makes more sense than considering them one continent while Eurasia is arbitrarily split along some mountains. Still, "USA" is a much better name than "America", which needlessly confuses some folks. I also like the term "Usonian" as a demonym but I doubt that'll ever really catch on.


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Lol.....getttummmm


[deleted]

>It was certainly witty, and quick That's what she said!


Quercusagrifloria

Somehow feels wrong, but I can't stop laughing.


[deleted]

That’s a brutal defense.


x-man92

God damn abuela.


tonyhyeok

speak english


King_Soyboy

Jesus fuck she got murdered


Ok-Commercial-9958

🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😆😆cracking me up lol didn’t know I could stop


Nobodycares554

I swear, some disabled people act like they own the world just because they are “special.” One day those people will mess with the wrong guy and he’s gonna knock you off your wheelchair and take your phone, and then you dead


trixtopherduke

Cringe energy


Nobodycares554

Used all of my non-cringe energy seducing your mother


trixtopherduke

Into necrophilia, too. Spicy.


godmadetexas

Shit that was dark


Nobodycares554

She was surprisingly wet for a corpse


trixtopherduke

You must've dripped some sweat onto her ashes.


Nobodycares554

I think I might have the wrong person because I fucked a whole corpse recently. The last time I fucked ashes was when we were in quarantine


trixtopherduke

A whole corpse? You've moved on from partial corpses... Is a congrats in order?


Nobodycares554

No, I already had a celebratory session (Just for any idiots reading this, it’s a joke)


trixtopherduke

What did you just call me??


Aggravating_Cycle_21

Nah. Decent folks would defend helpless folks from a savage.


komplexity_i

Oh Rebecca


Thalassolykos

I posted this a liitle less than a year ago on this same subreddit


Gordon-Goose

Ageism, sexism, ableism, made up story.


dylannsmitth

r/thathappened


UmerZumer

r/thathappened


Imaginary_Forever

And then everyone clapped.


ObsidianBones

Eat shit granny


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Because not speaking a language is EXACTLY the same as having a severed spinal cord. ESH


YouAreNotABard549

I’ve got one that actually happened. My friend’s Mexican American boyfriend was driving through the south and stopped at a gas station. He doesn’t speak Spanish and doesn’t have the Mexican American cultural accent, but when he went to buy his stuff inside, the white clerk said she couldn’t understand him because she didn’t speak Mexican.


HuntinoBino

And then they all clapped so hard, just clapped so so hard


Mikethewander1

Perfect!


klitchell

Ah, so being Mexican *is* a disability.


Strong_Magician_3320

I suspect a repost bot, somewhat irrelevant title and new account Edit: I'm also sure you saw this image 66 times before


DomitianF

Are we sure she wasn't an American who is of Mexican descent?


window-man

This is nice. I like this


HandyMan131

And then I found $5


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the OP madouf93 and mememan12332 are bots in the same network Original + comments copied from: r/clevercomebacks/comments/bt4k3z/it_was_certainly_witty_and_quick/ Also: r/clevercomebacks/comments/sx19ff/why_dont_you_stand_up_for_yourself/ r/clevercomebacks/comments/mba8it/the_mexican_lady_has_a_point/


BeenEatinBeans

r/thathappened


CalmAssumption4568

Pretty bad analogy really, but okay


ABucketofBeetles

Someone repost it to r/thathappened for the millionth time


Overlordofgermany

Zorro


Additional-Pin-6529

And everyone stood up and clapped.