I love stickmen jacking off saying stupid shit. Make more please.

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Maybe one where the guy says: "I hate onlyfans" while jacking off to women on pornhub?

Ooh that's good

Soooo... who's gonna do it?

https://preview.redd.it/7g22lj7dutrc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9fa10e82efcb2b7169a4da9e295cc5f7ee95df07 me, i guess, at 2:17am on snapchat

But alas the stockman lives in texas

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Prime r/carscirclejerk material

That’s my favorite sub on here. Lol. I made another one with a similar “character” except he had a propeller hat and was splurting out generic r/mechanicadvice comments.

I am attracted to the Peugeot 205

I am buck reynolds retire ww2 vet,, unless it made in UNITED STATE OF AMARICa!! Must B made , By US EMEMY!

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Waiter waiter, more snafu pornography please

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Sadly I get it

Please, I need the context

trans women in porn calling themselves femboys, stick figure is mad because he wants to see a man not a trans woman misgendering herself

Ah, I feel like people blame trans women for this issue when the real source of the problem is the customers. These trans women only give their customers what they want, and it hurts the femboy porn enjoyers.

I mean they kinda do post in all the femboy porn subs, to be fair. There's already literally tons of subs for trans women, both NSFW and SFW lol

All i want is a man who looks like a woman but still has that little masculinity touch and also looks good with stripped thighhigh socks

Unforch I get this one

...how is cucking if its not your girlfriend? am I being cucked by every man ever in a relationship by that logic?

Yes, you little cuck boy bitch. Now, slurp the cum from my girlfriend's pussy!

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This shit is worse than Peleliu

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Hillary clinton talking to George bush about Belgrade

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what!!!

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Nice

Blender jumpscare

That's actually really cool, is this an official graphic? Why don't more programs do this?

I don't know I got it from reddit. I think it's from a sub called cool guides

On closer look It says who made the spread sheet, on the spread sheet

You could've waited until after easter to post this. Or just not posted this at all.


the only pussy here is you, drink it from the source

Fine https://preview.redd.it/ct7x54kjqqrc1.jpeg?width=406&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70bafdf268e76eb7d03d0db40dbe3b9df98e4c36

my one regret in life is that autofellatio was taken from me by my spinal fusion 😔

Cucked by the BVLL Spine. Every time you jack off or have sex your spine gets the pleasure signals before your brain. It passes it along second hand to you. Never forget your place.

well then

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Let me grab my silly straw

There are people on the internet who genuinely believe they are, or at least act like they are, in a relationship with a person or character and get upset when that person or character is in another relationship Yes, I am talking about spider-man fans.

There was a K-pop singer once that got death threats because she got into a relationship with someone. Some of the weirder fans were angry at her because: "Isn't the love from your fans enough?" Lmao. She ended up leaving the relationship and apologizing I believe, but I'm not sure.

once? this happens all the time lmao. if there are dating rumors fans will threaten to stop listening to the groups music, and if there’s evidence there’s a decent chance there’ll be a truck outside telling them to leave the group

Are you masturbating to every woman ever in a relationship by that logic?

Yes

Hi, welcome to Reddit where everything I don’t like is cucking!

Yeah, it makes you a half-blooded cuck. It's not your partner (so you're not a full-blooded cuck), but you're still getting off to someone your monkey brain want to fuck, being fucked by someone else.

Isn't all porn technically cuckold?

Yes. Unless it's your imagination, then it's creation of your mind fucking another creation of your mind. Which is kinda gay.

You know what, I'll take the option of being gay over that of being a cuck.

Gay cuck 😔

guck

Please never touch a screen again

What if I imagine gay porn? Is that 2*gay or gay^2 ?

Its so gay it becomes heterosexual

homosexual overflow

The gay cancels out

Too bad im imagining gay sex😈

It doesnt need to only be kinda gay if you imagine yourself fucking yourself it's extra gay

As someone who writes smut a lot, I felt that one.

> Which is kinda gay. So?

I mean, solo and strip tease are a thing.

So then you're just jacking off to her together with thousands of other men?..

Yes

Might as well stand in a circle and jerk eachother off at that point

Oooh. Good idea

Yeah, I'm full of good ideas. Next idea: bang your head against a wall.

What about pov stuff? Or anything without irl people?

POV porn? Oh you think it isn't cucking to watch someone get fucked from a different angle? It just makes it easier to self-insert, but in the end what's different? As for things without real people, yeah I don't have an answer for that.

The more realistic the view and the less noise the guy makes the better.

So what I'm hearing is that you'd watch your girlfriend get fucked by a mute guy?

I'm saying that watching my gf get fucked by a a mute guy, through the mute guy's eyes, is slightly less humiliating than the cuck chair.

VR porn is the true correct answer

Every time someone mentions VR porn my face twists and morphs into that of Theodore Kaczynski for a few minutes.

Millions must unibomb

what did you say? cuz all i heard was a poor cuck whining that hes unable to purchase a vr headset to experience true woman fucking (by proxy)

The POV stuff is also for other people to see. If you don't wanna be a chuck buddy get in a real relationship lol

Cucking is when you watch someone, who you're in a relationship with, have sex with someone else. So no

so what is the post trying to say? i’m so confused

Making fun of weebs who think they’re in a relationship with their waifus

Pretty sure they're just saying that watching porn makes you a cuck.

I believe this unironically

No, voyeurism would be more accurate I think

what if you’re the actor

anything involving 2 people is

What about POV

Just a different camera angel

What if I’m not watching it for the self insert stuff?

I’m guessing furry porn counts

Wb pov

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Dogfucker or cuck, which way western man?

Pixel fucker

White women be fucking dogs tho? Or was I missing that they were fucking guys who got that dawg in them?

If I recall some right-wing weirdos actually believe this

I honestly don't think it has anything to do with right or left-wing politics. Saying this is the opinion of "right wing weirdo's" is just an easy way to discredit the idea amongst left-leaning people.

The idea that watching porn is inherently cuck behavior is being discredited amongst left leaning people?

I don't think it has anything to do with left-right politics. Idk how they feel about porn, but when it comes to "progressive" spaces people either see porn as exploratory and empowering or as dehumanising and objectifying. These second folks are more worried about women in the industry and less about it being "cuck-behavior", but I don't think it's an opinion that's based on politics honestly.

Yeah that much I know, I just found the idea that that specific train of thought was especially prevalent rather humorous

I believe that you immediately relating this to 'righr wing opinions' is part of the issue...

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????? What issue

It's true to some extent

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How about YOU do something about it instead of just jerking off? https://preview.redd.it/jcjla2wv0prc1.png?width=2400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f13a5d60af15a02a3de1c0046519ea1937510a71 Pic rel is a mannequin that some schizo dude on 4chan is building to get his waifu. Look it up, this guy is dogshit insane: [https://youtu.be/n63o0dE44jo?si=1CQZfWpNY91KpIbE](https://youtu.be/n63o0dE44jo?si=1CQZfWpNY91KpIbE)

brother is locked in

I'd prefer him to be locked up

My fucking sides lmao im using this one in the future

let him cook

I respect the dedication

Cant disrespect the grind.

People outside the fandom have found out about this dude's Emmy doll project https://preview.redd.it/0r7yu1tleprc1.png?width=2148&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fba814b1f5445bd7886ad42e07d9cd2179c20f78 Hopes that our fandom wouldn't be seen as weird has diminished

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Is that Tom Wambsgans, USCEO of Waystar/Royco?

I literally quote this from time to time

Fr tho why do white dudes like it when other people fuck their gfs😭

https://i.redd.it/6h94gdpgasrc1.gif Aylo is the porn monopoly and they’re private so they can make whatever they want. They really like the genre. Also stepmoms

There is no overarching trend of whites being more into this genre of porn. Jews however…

Would you say That someone who had every intention to be brave was a coward?

Show me a porn of my waifu So I could imagine no more

Google it, lazy ass nigga

I wouldn't be fapping to waifus if I wasn't a lazy bitchass

What's oshinoko about?

When 2 siblings love each other very much...

Oh.

Yeah the story went downhill pretty quickly

Hapsburg entertainment industry

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ANNOYING ASS BITCH DESERVED WHAT WAS COMING FOR WASTING 1 HOUR ON THIS MF FIGHT

They've got a timeout, decide not to use it, Curry, way downtown, BANG!

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Counterpoints: * porn arts without male characters * POV porn arts * porn arts commissioned by some guy who decides that the male character is literally him

\- You're a egg and a cuckquean \- You're a ghost getting cucked by the guy you're possessing \- Holy shit is that verbalase reference

This is peak

Second one is basically Wonder Women 1984

Ghost hands 💖

Nearly incomprehensible, have you not considered that they are literally me

Im self inserting as the waifu, get on my level

If you got bottom surgery I bet you've got trouble inserting yourself into women, huh? Ha, gottem

Because your peeenis would be gone haha, get it?

Personally I just wear their skin.

whoops wrong sub haha! what a common mistake I make Ha ha! hahaha! haha!

Cuckold means nothing anymore

What is porn

But you're fantasizing about being the Not You dude

If I watch a porn video of me, am I cucking myself?

Yes. A version of you that is temporally distanced is not yourself, because you have changed since you were in the video. Therefore, viewing porn involving yourself is your old self cucking your current self.

The chad alpha me of like a week ago vs. the beta virgin me of today

Only if you came in her after the bull.

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I stare deeply into a mirror and jack off, i can't be a cuck when im doing self love

I just came in your waifu. FAQ **What does this mean?:** A large load of baby gravy has been transferred from my testicles into her womb. **Why did I do this?:** There are several reasons why I came in her uterus. These include, but are not limited to: • Your post turned me on • She was cute • Your dad was too busy **How did I do this?:** I rammed her girlussy with my handsome hog until I turned her into a frosting factory. **Why am I telling you about this?:** Her holes will be leaking cum for at least 36 hours and may be a slipping hazard. Also you might be a cuck. **How can you avoid this in the future?:** Unless you stop looking so submissive and NTRable in the near future, you can’t. I will always find a way to fill her tight little girlhole👀.

You really brought the porn addicts out of the wood works with this one

\> OP makes downright bizarre claim that watching porn makes you a cuck \> Everyone points out how dumb that claim is \> "lol, porn addicts mad"

Never say anything bad about porn on Reddit. It's the equivalent of telling a man who's in love that their wife they've been with their whole life looks ugly. Or like telling them their favorite childhood show is actually not that good and that they only got into it because they got exposed to it at a young age.

I mean the point being made in the snafu is stupid lmao. That’s not what cucking is.

Beauty is subjective and a woman worths shouldn't be by their looks Who gives a damn if a woman is ugly

That wasn't my point

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

Ihaveiahahihave: damn sever porn addiction

If this is supposed to be about fapping to porn then this is such a stupid take. Especially if it's about hentai ("waifu") because why the hell do so many hentai have such blank face ass males? Of course it's self insertion! If my only option is not masturbating or not looking at anything while I masturbate than sign me up to being a cuck. Since at this point the word "cuck" would have diluted it's meaning.

What

What if I self insert as the waifu getting fucked?

I get the point of the snafu, yes, but the cuck pipeline really does start with porn addiction. It fucks with your head by creating an emotional attachment to watching other people get fucked, and then later the object of your desire getting fucked. It's really awful, actually. I know a guy who went so far in his wife left him for the guy she was fucking. He nearly died of alcohol poisoning a week later.

Chads only watch POV porn

+female pov Kings like to know how their queens feel like.

never heard of that but it sounds just as good

I'm bi and like seeing sexy characters doing sexy things

me with yoai lol

POV roleplay porn

I’m the Not You guy, ama

my waifu its not real, so at least i want her to have sex with a hot guy.

"I'm self-inserting" [not inserting something into himself] ok

No you see he’s self inserting

Make one about incest please

People with a cucking fetish need a psych evaluation

POV ALL PORN

I am a cuck and I'm proud ✊

Not me I self insert as the waifu, she's the one having the most fun in this situation

What if it is me

The only things I've ever gotten sexual pleasure from are weapons and explosions /srs

WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO, RIP HER OUT OF THE SCREEN?!

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW