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epochpenors

Man came out the womb already operating a tricky ice cream stand


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^epochpenors: *Man came out the womb* *Already operating* *A tricky ice cream stand* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


BornWithSideburns

This one is insanely good


garbageman2112

Shel Sylverstein over here


Reginamus_Prime

Lmfaaaaaaao!!!!


NerdWithoutACause

Too many syllables on the last line, though.


naalotai

That’s the joke. This isn’t a regular haiku, it’s a “sokka” haiku where the last line gets one too many syllables, a reference to a haiku song battle Sokka has in ATLA


NerdWithoutACause

Oh thanks, I didn’t notice it wasn’t regular haiku bot.


Turbulent-Theory7724

Good bot.


Dragons-are-the-best

Good bot


kironero

good bot


TheBigNastySlice

Sopranos lookin motherfucker


JonRonJovi

The fuck kinda likeness is that?!


Just-Diamond-1938

It's different and it is a baby picture with some kind of heritage which makes it unusual ...


Just-Diamond-1938

![gif](giphy|EbXjOiVyLAY12) I am not trying to make fun of you it is just an example : the best picture is Which brings back the best memory❤️ baby pictures are precious...


OnkelMickwald

I wanna photoshop in some rosary beads in his hand, a brown plaid suit jacket, a moustache, and a wall of either various saints or duas + imam Ali on the wall behind him.


Best-Engine4715

Fuckin do it


Just-Diamond-1938

Yah!!!! you got to be brave, or just curious how people really think


overlandtrackdrunk

What’s different about you??


JonRonJovi

He’s an infant, Tony!


LouSputhole94

Never had the makings of a varsity athlete. Small hands.


fungigamer

He never had the makings of a varsity athlete.


Just-Diamond-1938

I like to see your baby picture! I think that's what the person really wanted to say....


ProfMajkowski

Gabagool


DoomCatThunder

Over heeeere


manspidr

How bout that pricks face when he saw the gat


killertortilla

You mean DJ Khalid


AkiraNemurenu

He kinda reminds me of this scene from mask 2 where loki disguises himself by shapeshifting to a baby https://preview.redd.it/4i6yt34pqh4d1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2f7ba288d9c75e80bbbd13cc0e2793c6b4a18ba


Betelgeuse909

Nightmare fuel


Rs90

Dude I hate any amount of shit like this. Baby's with adult voices or a CGI mouth to talk or emote like an adult. I dunno why it's so specific but it's like that crinkling asmr. Instant rage.  Just creeps me the hell out. But I hate any amount of like infantilizing adults and vice versa. Like dressing kids n suits and calling em handsome. Or baby voice. Stop it. 


MIDPACKS

I hate when they do that. Ever seen the movie baby geniuses? Nightmare fuel.


Saucetown77

You should check out Little Bobby Stoan's performance


GrowlingPict

Im sorry, hold the phone, hold the phone... Mask 2?? There's a fucking Mask 2??


multivihamiini

I'm equally confused, why have I never heard of this?? Mask 1 was a masterpiece :D


LouSputhole94

Hate to burst your bubble but the Mask 2 is notoriously bad. Like one of the worst movies ever kind of bad. It has 6% on rotten tomatoes. That’s not a typo.


Waffle-Gaming

oh god, then it doesnt exist nevermind


WeegeeJuice

Oh nononono, you should absolutely still watch it. You just need to know what you're in for


GuitaristHeimerz

That movie was weird


DoctorCrook

Goomba


MyNameIs_Jordan

![gif](giphy|1JMItpzW4iCNoz3r76|downsized)


Just-Diamond-1938

Oh baby baby what you looking for?


alppu

With those eyebrows his parents should be wary of Italian plumber bros with thick moustaches trying to stomp him


pedatn

This baby just told me to either buy something or stop loitering in front of his convenience store.


TheCoastalCardician

Is this why I have a sudden craving for shawarma and gold jewelry?


BurntCoffeePot

He already has 2 baby mamas and court dates lined up


Moxson82

Bro looks like he just called me a puta and took my wallet


AnimeIsMyLifeAndSoul

No way… https://preview.redd.it/ws5enmiwlh4d1.jpeg?width=538&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1c9cbbaa4251e959cc5e5bdb09c3191dd16d61b


OvalDead

https://preview.redd.it/nkbg3qjekj4d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33a9ef03dc6fe91982028a8e3fb77145cd0452bb


PaleontologistKey571

YOU ARE THE FATHER ![gif](giphy|SA6uqENG0jjd4af7u1)


vanit

That's no baby, that's a tiny man!


CSgo_Levi

Kid mr.bean


Pocusmaskrotus

If you read the original post, he got teased for looking like Mr. Bean growing up.


Aggressive_Peach_768

You were quite old for someone so young


INotZach

he's old for his age


Superseaslug

Bro looks like a 27 year old British man


RedditNotRabit

Parents did you real dirty with that haircut


seventhdayofdoom

How the fuck do you look British, Italian, and Turkish at the same time?


Xav_O

Nice. Hey… now that you're all grown up and you've inherited the leadership of S.M.E.R.S.H. would you care to share your plan to take over the world?


RandomTheBugg

https://preview.redd.it/klvbqz4gch4d1.jpeg?width=887&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f046e5b7e8e33ee8b795edcf348e669607b9dd8e


Stayvein

Nice shave.


JazzyGD

when you give a sim the evil trait in the sims 4


captain_ohagen

"Baby"


RonaldTheGiraffe

Those are strangler hands.


Gimetulkathmir

Dude did time. Nine months. It changed him.


MunkTheMongol

Well babies in the balkans are born with an unlit cig in one hand and a 2l plastic bottle of beer in the other.


PhoenicianPirate

You look like a mini-hitman in disguise as a baby. I foresee some serious Bugs Bunny hijinks!


Ignusseed

Homunculus


blinky84

Your... your parents drew those eyebrows on, didn't they?


mayneffs

If you look at his profile, those eyebrows are legit.


Gimetulkathmir

Dude did time. Nine months. It changed him.


zomblidr

Bro is from baki


KL1418

Middle aged guy with a drinking problem


Fantastic-Classic740

He looks like a baby teenager


Saythatfivetimesfast

https://preview.redd.it/mbzph7fc7l4d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77048f394ffeb2043a0cfdae91da535d1d5203e5 Wow I didn’t know this guy played sid


KOMarcus

Dude was running an Armenian smuggling ring by the age of 4.


Major_Chard_6606

Baby? You look forty.


Agreeable_Character7

Bean, Jr.


cownd

Baby bouncer


DeviantPlayeer

"This is Addams!"


Bullit16

Dude looks like a 54-year-old baby


the_Wallie

One milllian dollars


Unlikely_Ganache_285

Ayo. Lit


safety_pin_

Looks like no.1 from Kids next door.


xXxBongMayor420xXx

Baby Gru


superchronicultra

Boss baby irl.


mayneffs

Mob boss baby.


JustGPZ

He looks like he’s about to ask me about skibidi toilet drama (cameraman’s getting cancelled)


DanaScullyIsHotAsF

Legit thought this was a little person


M3rlyn

[Baby superwog](https://youtube.com/@superwog?si=4a5CxNliJARSNW02)


Living_on_Tulsa_Time

What you looking at?


12angelo12

community fell off


Sad-Information-4713

We're you in Twin Peaks?


AnnieApple_

Do you still have them eyebrows?


SUNDER137

He's done time and he didn't snitch.


Orioniae

Bro founded it's small empire at 3. At 5, he was the head of a black market operation dealing with blueberries flavour candies.


Connect-Spread8934

https://preview.redd.it/ji9e9oevci4d1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2e5b2ffa344a4ed34e076564f5e2dced762d5ae


sierrahotel74

Looks like hes getting ready to kick a couple kids out of daycare for being to mouthy.


AroundTheWorldIn80Pu

Resting big ego 19 year old football player unhappy he got benched face


Yleo3

LOL


ShawtySayWhaaat

It's baby mac Miller !


cookiemaster221

RED FROM MILDLY INFURIATED AVARIANS?!?!?


Effective-Ad-6460

So you photoshopped the eyebrows ...


CringeIsAbsolute

oompa loompa 💀


ossegossen

Those sure are some spacious boots.


DenseCalligrapher219

Why does he look like a Chinese Triad who would speak with an Italian accent?


Just-Diamond-1938

Its happened....


chemixzgz

Please don't hurt me! Take my money


DJ_ICU

![gif](giphy|diCFskIOlpHF6p96RK|downsized)


Snaggl3t00t4

![gif](giphy|T3fwN6Pbm3ZPa)


Due_Apartment2965

Is your family name Casagrande? https://preview.redd.it/wi4evcp7pi4d1.png?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51a3edc01e198906146fb1c33d0ac2980168fe3a


AngelaAki

A 30 years old baby.


Jackdawfool67

Its Berner


Best-Engine4715

Looks like a 90s white rapper


im_a_dick_head

Little guy is already a mob boss at age 3


SpecialMango3384

"Muhmah, bring the milk, and the gabagool" "Gentlemen, we have to discuss.... a problem. Little Tony. He stole my green dinosaur. Paulie, take care of him by the swing set. Make sure he doesn't have any more teeth until his big boy teeth grow in. If he doesn't learn his lesson, put peanut butter on his crayons. His mom said he's allergic."


zeeshanonly

Führer


MirkoHa

…baby boss…


_Dayofid_

More lamb on your kebab sir?


SneakyLittleKobold

That face looks like the main kid in pollar express.


Mr-Bluez

Hope you managed to get rid of your anger and mistrust issues


DrDerpologist

This is how I imagine Dagestani's like Khabib come out of the womb. "How dare you take picture of me, I smesh now."


EatMyHuevos

Nah bro, that's Shin Chan!


Jedden

![gif](giphy|9PgvV8ale90lQwfQTZ|downsized)


CawfeeX

hilarious repost


AnaalPusBakje

you should check the guys profile, somehow he looked older as a baby. u/myghostistypingx


JoMammasWitness

Are you still as cool or did you outgrow the badassness?


leonardob0880

You born 25 years old?


StolenRocket

Just curious, did you own a car wash in Albuquerque, New Mexico at some point?


Mammoth-Ad-3642

https://preview.redd.it/opdr4z0ozi4d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08bf56b47aa337c9cf5cca851498426a823d3fdf ... I'm too afraid to think how you look like now


Bx1965

Hey, whose welfare check do you need to cash to get a burger ova heah??


TimelyDrummer4975

![gif](giphy|B3hWM0K9j6JsA)


Southern_Day1604

🤨


6_goku_9

Whyrat kohli


Fancykiddens

![gif](giphy|fQiGVRYIxu2BxDCo8i)


TerrorHank

https://preview.redd.it/xf25k17i2j4d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5002576fb243dbce66cedfaa7d2675c52868bb01 I knew I saw this kid before somewhere


faizalsyamsul

Ayyy Lenny, where’s my gabagool? go get me some will ya


ryden360

All silver teeth I bet lol


Successful-Region-22

Lil Baby


Sum1LightUp

Why do you have the face of a 30 year old.😂


HillZae

I'd be terrified if my kid looked like this


Other-Tension-199

Iraq


WishboneStunning201

Did you grow up to be the main character in GTA 4?


OnkelMickwald

You're dating this man's daughter and he never refers to you by your name.


iron233

Angry rascal is the term I would use.


mesamess

[is that you?](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/pat-and-mat/images/9/94/Mat.png/revision/latest?cb=20230727180901)


Aggravating-Pound598

OP is not the OP


Boddup

"I'm going to give you an offer you can't refuse"


Bulls187

Bro looks more mature as a baby than most people as adults


Secret_Cow_5053

That is the oldest 9 month old I have ever seen


knowledgeable_diablo

The kind of ventriloquist doll you either throw away or pull out to scare the shit out of the kids!


Basic-Type7994

Tony. Tony Soprano is that you


shaka_zulu12

The smurfs are in trouble.


Deep-Ebb-4139

Is your dad “Gru”?


[deleted]

This dude and Atticus Shaffer, separated at birth?


michimen

It keeps getting funnier the more you look at it


ProtoplanetaryNebula

You look like a baby Carlos Ghosn.


chickentender777

I feel like I owe you money and you’re done with my excuses…


FineKettleOFish1954

Not gonna lie, you look like a manager where I worked. He was 31, had the same hairline and eyebrows and was about the same height. You’re actually a handsome baby.


GloomyCactusEater

This is fucking terrifying


RandomName6574

I hope this is the cover picture for “The Death of Slim Shady” album.


H2so4pontiff

The face of a made baby.


Precedens

Dude looks like he's about to release his 3rd rap album.


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|doOkJ37EHYu1W)


Sol_law

Vanilla Ice Cube *brows*


Life-Improvised

You were 15 when you were 2.


Jaydaislaughing

Were….were you in the mob as a baby 😂


Xikkiwikk

Is this DJ Khaled’s account?


hgfed27

This baby looks like he's about to bust my fucking kneecaps.


Lopsided-Carry-1766

You most definitely had the markings of a varsity athlete.


watchoufort

So whats behind the couch?


OkYak

Your dad is the guy from the Smurfs, right?


mrassface2023

I was expecting you ahhh baby


Tratiq

Put that baby in jail


MaidenCounterBot

![gif](giphy|qgOlJdFGNxKrS|downsized)


FrostSwag65

![gif](giphy|izztvFoIOI0Cc)


Clivodota

Rapper name Lil’ Gopnik


KurtyVonougat

That ain't no fucking baby.


tiboldpinkus

who posted this pic of Joe Rogan?


Jabromosdef

13 or 30? Brudda this is 2 or 45.


DarkcosmoX

Mr bean Lite?


[deleted]

Boss baby looking ahh


mascachopo

So this is how landlords are born?


Fun-Photograph9423

Super Mario & the red angry bird had a kid


trinier101

I have a feeling the breastfeeding was uncomfortable


Alarming_Jaguar_3988

We need an update!!