That’s the joke. This isn’t a regular haiku, it’s a “sokka” haiku where the last line gets one too many syllables, a reference to a haiku song battle Sokka has in ATLA
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I am not trying to make fun of you it is just an example : the best picture is Which brings back the best memory❤️ baby pictures are precious...
I wanna photoshop in some rosary beads in his hand, a brown plaid suit jacket, a moustache, and a wall of either various saints or duas + imam Ali on the wall behind him.
He kinda reminds me of this scene from mask 2 where loki disguises himself by shapeshifting to a baby
https://preview.redd.it/4i6yt34pqh4d1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2f7ba288d9c75e80bbbd13cc0e2793c6b4a18ba
Dude I hate any amount of shit like this. Baby's with adult voices or a CGI mouth to talk or emote like an adult. I dunno why it's so specific but it's like that crinkling asmr. Instant rage.
Just creeps me the hell out. But I hate any amount of like infantilizing adults and vice versa. Like dressing kids n suits and calling em handsome. Or baby voice. Stop it.
Hate to burst your bubble but the Mask 2 is notoriously bad. Like one of the worst movies ever kind of bad. It has 6% on rotten tomatoes. That’s not a typo.
https://preview.redd.it/mbzph7fc7l4d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77048f394ffeb2043a0cfdae91da535d1d5203e5
Wow I didn’t know this guy played sid
"Muhmah, bring the milk, and the gabagool"
"Gentlemen, we have to discuss.... a problem. Little Tony. He stole my green dinosaur. Paulie, take care of him by the swing set. Make sure he doesn't have any more teeth until his big boy teeth grow in. If he doesn't learn his lesson, put peanut butter on his crayons. His mom said he's allergic."
https://preview.redd.it/opdr4z0ozi4d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08bf56b47aa337c9cf5cca851498426a823d3fdf
... I'm too afraid to think how you look like now
https://preview.redd.it/xf25k17i2j4d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5002576fb243dbce66cedfaa7d2675c52868bb01
I knew I saw this kid before somewhere
Not gonna lie, you look like a manager where I worked. He was 31, had the same hairline and eyebrows and was about the same height.
You’re actually a handsome baby.
Man came out the womb already operating a tricky ice cream stand
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^epochpenors: *Man came out the womb* *Already operating* *A tricky ice cream stand* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
This one is insanely good
Shel Sylverstein over here
Lmfaaaaaaao!!!!
Too many syllables on the last line, though.
That’s the joke. This isn’t a regular haiku, it’s a “sokka” haiku where the last line gets one too many syllables, a reference to a haiku song battle Sokka has in ATLA
Oh thanks, I didn’t notice it wasn’t regular haiku bot.
Good bot.
Good bot
good bot
Sopranos lookin motherfucker
The fuck kinda likeness is that?!
It's different and it is a baby picture with some kind of heritage which makes it unusual ...
![gif](giphy|EbXjOiVyLAY12) I am not trying to make fun of you it is just an example : the best picture is Which brings back the best memory❤️ baby pictures are precious...
I wanna photoshop in some rosary beads in his hand, a brown plaid suit jacket, a moustache, and a wall of either various saints or duas + imam Ali on the wall behind him.
Fuckin do it
Yah!!!! you got to be brave, or just curious how people really think
What’s different about you??
He’s an infant, Tony!
Never had the makings of a varsity athlete. Small hands.
He never had the makings of a varsity athlete.
I like to see your baby picture! I think that's what the person really wanted to say....
Gabagool
Over heeeere
How bout that pricks face when he saw the gat
You mean DJ Khalid
He kinda reminds me of this scene from mask 2 where loki disguises himself by shapeshifting to a baby https://preview.redd.it/4i6yt34pqh4d1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2f7ba288d9c75e80bbbd13cc0e2793c6b4a18ba
Nightmare fuel
Dude I hate any amount of shit like this. Baby's with adult voices or a CGI mouth to talk or emote like an adult. I dunno why it's so specific but it's like that crinkling asmr. Instant rage. Just creeps me the hell out. But I hate any amount of like infantilizing adults and vice versa. Like dressing kids n suits and calling em handsome. Or baby voice. Stop it.
I hate when they do that. Ever seen the movie baby geniuses? Nightmare fuel.
You should check out Little Bobby Stoan's performance
Im sorry, hold the phone, hold the phone... Mask 2?? There's a fucking Mask 2??
I'm equally confused, why have I never heard of this?? Mask 1 was a masterpiece :D
Hate to burst your bubble but the Mask 2 is notoriously bad. Like one of the worst movies ever kind of bad. It has 6% on rotten tomatoes. That’s not a typo.
oh god, then it doesnt exist nevermind
Oh nononono, you should absolutely still watch it. You just need to know what you're in for
That movie was weird
Goomba
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Oh baby baby what you looking for?
With those eyebrows his parents should be wary of Italian plumber bros with thick moustaches trying to stomp him
This baby just told me to either buy something or stop loitering in front of his convenience store.
Is this why I have a sudden craving for shawarma and gold jewelry?
He already has 2 baby mamas and court dates lined up
Bro looks like he just called me a puta and took my wallet
No way… https://preview.redd.it/ws5enmiwlh4d1.jpeg?width=538&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1c9cbbaa4251e959cc5e5bdb09c3191dd16d61b
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YOU ARE THE FATHER ![gif](giphy|SA6uqENG0jjd4af7u1)
That's no baby, that's a tiny man!
Kid mr.bean
If you read the original post, he got teased for looking like Mr. Bean growing up.
You were quite old for someone so young
he's old for his age
Bro looks like a 27 year old British man
Parents did you real dirty with that haircut
How the fuck do you look British, Italian, and Turkish at the same time?
Nice. Hey… now that you're all grown up and you've inherited the leadership of S.M.E.R.S.H. would you care to share your plan to take over the world?
https://preview.redd.it/klvbqz4gch4d1.jpeg?width=887&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f046e5b7e8e33ee8b795edcf348e669607b9dd8e
Nice shave.
when you give a sim the evil trait in the sims 4
"Baby"
Those are strangler hands.
Dude did time. Nine months. It changed him.
Well babies in the balkans are born with an unlit cig in one hand and a 2l plastic bottle of beer in the other.
You look like a mini-hitman in disguise as a baby. I foresee some serious Bugs Bunny hijinks!
Homunculus
Your... your parents drew those eyebrows on, didn't they?
If you look at his profile, those eyebrows are legit.
Dude did time. Nine months. It changed him.
Bro is from baki
Middle aged guy with a drinking problem
He looks like a baby teenager
https://preview.redd.it/mbzph7fc7l4d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77048f394ffeb2043a0cfdae91da535d1d5203e5 Wow I didn’t know this guy played sid
Dude was running an Armenian smuggling ring by the age of 4.
Baby? You look forty.
Bean, Jr.
Baby bouncer
"This is Addams!"
Dude looks like a 54-year-old baby
One milllian dollars
Ayo. Lit
Looks like no.1 from Kids next door.
Baby Gru
Boss baby irl.
Mob boss baby.
He looks like he’s about to ask me about skibidi toilet drama (cameraman’s getting cancelled)
Legit thought this was a little person
[Baby superwog](https://youtube.com/@superwog?si=4a5CxNliJARSNW02)
What you looking at?
community fell off
We're you in Twin Peaks?
Do you still have them eyebrows?
He's done time and he didn't snitch.
Bro founded it's small empire at 3. At 5, he was the head of a black market operation dealing with blueberries flavour candies.
https://preview.redd.it/ji9e9oevci4d1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2e5b2ffa344a4ed34e076564f5e2dced762d5ae
Looks like hes getting ready to kick a couple kids out of daycare for being to mouthy.
Resting big ego 19 year old football player unhappy he got benched face
LOL
It's baby mac Miller !
RED FROM MILDLY INFURIATED AVARIANS?!?!?
So you photoshopped the eyebrows ...
oompa loompa 💀
Those sure are some spacious boots.
Why does he look like a Chinese Triad who would speak with an Italian accent?
Its happened....
Please don't hurt me! Take my money
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Is your family name Casagrande? https://preview.redd.it/wi4evcp7pi4d1.png?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51a3edc01e198906146fb1c33d0ac2980168fe3a
A 30 years old baby.
Its Berner
Looks like a 90s white rapper
Little guy is already a mob boss at age 3
"Muhmah, bring the milk, and the gabagool" "Gentlemen, we have to discuss.... a problem. Little Tony. He stole my green dinosaur. Paulie, take care of him by the swing set. Make sure he doesn't have any more teeth until his big boy teeth grow in. If he doesn't learn his lesson, put peanut butter on his crayons. His mom said he's allergic."
Führer
…baby boss…
More lamb on your kebab sir?
That face looks like the main kid in pollar express.
Hope you managed to get rid of your anger and mistrust issues
This is how I imagine Dagestani's like Khabib come out of the womb. "How dare you take picture of me, I smesh now."
Nah bro, that's Shin Chan!
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hilarious repost
you should check the guys profile, somehow he looked older as a baby. u/myghostistypingx
Are you still as cool or did you outgrow the badassness?
You born 25 years old?
Just curious, did you own a car wash in Albuquerque, New Mexico at some point?
https://preview.redd.it/opdr4z0ozi4d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08bf56b47aa337c9cf5cca851498426a823d3fdf ... I'm too afraid to think how you look like now
Hey, whose welfare check do you need to cash to get a burger ova heah??
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🤨
Whyrat kohli
![gif](giphy|fQiGVRYIxu2BxDCo8i)
https://preview.redd.it/xf25k17i2j4d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5002576fb243dbce66cedfaa7d2675c52868bb01 I knew I saw this kid before somewhere
Ayyy Lenny, where’s my gabagool? go get me some will ya
All silver teeth I bet lol
Lil Baby
Why do you have the face of a 30 year old.😂
I'd be terrified if my kid looked like this
Iraq
Did you grow up to be the main character in GTA 4?
You're dating this man's daughter and he never refers to you by your name.
Angry rascal is the term I would use.
[is that you?](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/pat-and-mat/images/9/94/Mat.png/revision/latest?cb=20230727180901)
OP is not the OP
"I'm going to give you an offer you can't refuse"
Bro looks more mature as a baby than most people as adults
That is the oldest 9 month old I have ever seen
The kind of ventriloquist doll you either throw away or pull out to scare the shit out of the kids!
Tony. Tony Soprano is that you
The smurfs are in trouble.
Is your dad “Gru”?
This dude and Atticus Shaffer, separated at birth?
It keeps getting funnier the more you look at it
You look like a baby Carlos Ghosn.
I feel like I owe you money and you’re done with my excuses…
Not gonna lie, you look like a manager where I worked. He was 31, had the same hairline and eyebrows and was about the same height. You’re actually a handsome baby.
This is fucking terrifying
I hope this is the cover picture for “The Death of Slim Shady” album.
The face of a made baby.
Dude looks like he's about to release his 3rd rap album.
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Vanilla Ice Cube *brows*
You were 15 when you were 2.
Were….were you in the mob as a baby 😂
Is this DJ Khaled’s account?
This baby looks like he's about to bust my fucking kneecaps.
You most definitely had the markings of a varsity athlete.
So whats behind the couch?
Your dad is the guy from the Smurfs, right?
I was expecting you ahhh baby
Put that baby in jail
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Rapper name Lil’ Gopnik
That ain't no fucking baby.
who posted this pic of Joe Rogan?
13 or 30? Brudda this is 2 or 45.
Mr bean Lite?
Boss baby looking ahh
So this is how landlords are born?
Super Mario & the red angry bird had a kid
I have a feeling the breastfeeding was uncomfortable
We need an update!!