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In âThe Authority Songâ when John Mellencamp sings âGimme strength for round fiveâ it sounds like heâs saying âgimme straight from mouse fartâ.
When I was a kid I sang on a stage.
I remember one thing I learned in all that was that sometimes you actually want to sing a different word.
The real word would sound different but a different word will sound like the real one.
Wish I recalled specific examples. I do not.
The best hops shipped from Yakima Valley. Brewed in water flown in from the rivers of Finland. Masked đș Sombrero. So crisp itâll make you say *I just farted*
reminds me of being a kid and picking up the second home phone when my older sister was on the line with a friend. id say exactly "i farted" and make a loud fart sound with my mouth.
I checked the original post and from what I gathered in the comments there, someone else was making similar posts about something else, so I think itâs on purpose as either mocking or karma farming.
You can add instructions to ChatGPT that will apply to everything you ask it even if you don't mention it in that specific request. Somebody must have changed his settings to add this phrase in every time.
Because it's fake. Whoever posted this added it manually for karma farming. There is zero reason an image generation model would add this text without being prompted, and they are notoriously bad at generating realistic text even if you prompt it.
To their credit, it's pretty funny to think of a model adding this text in every generated image, but there's no way this is actually happening the way they describe it.
This was made as a joke in response to another user's post who claimed [ChatGPT kept adding the word "jew" to their images](https://redd.it/1dk1rai).
OpenAI's Dall-E does alright at generating text too. While, this was most definitely karma farming, something similar could happen with a normal user interaction like this:
1. User asks ChatGPT to generate an image of a "duck in a pond"
2. ChatGPT sends a request to Dall-E, and it responds with an image which ChatGPT shows to the User.
3. User sees water ripples and then prompts ChatGPT to remove them.
4. ChatGPT asks Dall-E to create "duck in a pond, without water ripples" but Dall-E doesn't understand instructions like that so it sees "**duck** *in* **pond**, ~~without~~ **water** **ripples**".
And then the entire thing starts to spiral unless you restart the chat.
[Here is an example of that](https://imgur.com/a/AW2n1ea).
So, while yeah, the word error is probably very much fake. Dall-E does make mistakes similar to this, but not without prompts swaying it in that direction.
Prompt:
((((Write "I just farted"))))clear text, clean text, legible, correct font, bold font, sharp lines, masterpiece, great logo, colorful
Negative:
bad art, bad text, bad logo, smeared, illegible, cursive, handwritten, small font,
... run that about 50 times and realize the model is going inbred on you while going farther from what you want.
The shop it in and realize that's all anybody did from the start.
I think itâs a joke making fun of a post the other day where chatGPT kept adding the word âJewâ to some guys artwork for no reason on every image he generated
Hi Iâm generic male in the woods. After a long day of doing manly things like chop wood and pitch a tent, there is nothing more refreshing than a Johnsonâs Brewing Coâs I Just Farted beer. Itâs provides a stout aroma with the taste of an American Pale Ale but the bitter aftertaste of a Sour Mash. Doesnât make sense? Doesnât have to. Drink I Just Farted today!
An IPA that isn't shy about the truth: like the best IPAs, our beer tastes like ass, only we're proud of it.
Pick up a 6-pack of I Just Farted at your local grocery store.
Or just that lazy. Finding a cracked photoshop version, installing it, having to select the right color, and covering up the text is just too much work for them. :P
managed to do it in fucking microsoft paint, even fixed other mistakes. ai motherfuckes truly gotta be the laziest people in this planet.
https://preview.redd.it/64ko5fcb078d1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=9a6dcf28781621332c1710b1fb520ac419ffcafa
Now there are empty spots where you edited things and you can _feel_ something needs to be there.
I mean, this is why graphic design is a paid profession. Itâs never that easy
You're only saying that because you saw the before picture with the letters still there.
If you weren't studying this image and trying to find something wrong then you wouldn't even notice.
I just started to call them AI prompters, because that's all they're doing.
And that's coming from an artist and graphic designer who totally can appreciate the advantages of working with AI, just as a helping tool.
They're not cleaning up line width or optimizing the obscene number of anchor points create vector tends to add on? They're going to be in for a rude awakening the moment a client asks for a revision or has a specific use case for the logo. If I get that shit in as an animator to load into AE and make something for a landing page or app loading screen it's going straight back to the hack job who gave it to me until they can clean it up and optimize it
It's also gonna look like trash the second they try to blow it up (the main draw of working in vector) or change line width or something and the whole thing looks like a scribble
dang it even has the upwards trajectory of the nips which according to some survey I remember seeing on Reddit, has a slight preference for visual appeal.
My nextdoor app is filled with logos that are identical in style to these. Very clearly AI. Nothing inherently wrong with that. Not expecting the dude who will mow a lawn for $10 to fork out for it. But the part that pisses me off is they claim they did it. If you admit it then whatever. I get it. But the lying is just so stupid and does not give me any faith in their work.
Lottery winners often say they don't know what their plans are for their winnings, after typical stuff like paying off their mortgage. Well, I just might do oddball shit like this. Just drive around like this for one day, then restore the car to its original form. Think of how many people you could make laugh in just one day due to the absurdity of it. Then it's off to something else.
I don't know what's funnier; that the AI has the phrase inhected, or that the prompter is so goddamn useless that they can't just open up the fule in paint or gimp and paint over the letters that are on a solid color.
Not to mention the otherworldly haze on all of them. I canât describe it, but thereâs just something off in the texture. Itâs completely unique to AI images. Something about the colors skewing and the lines and their thickness varying in an unnatural way.
Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God it even has a watermark.
https://preview.redd.it/jh9fye3m178d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b8054873e325583b3aa22d2a11ffc5a44332d3a
Ha. Someone is pranking them. There is a pre-prompt setting where you can tell it things, like your name or how it should act. It's not something you'd see unless you looked for it.
this is why the push to replace artists with AI is so fucking stupid. The guy seems unable to realize that even an introductory knowledge of photoshop would be enough to remove thatâŠ
The post is missing the context. Itâs actually making fun of a user who posted in the ChatGPT subreddit the day before saying that every logo they tried to make kept adding the word âJewâ in the image. This user is making fun of the original poster because it was obvious he was adding something in the prompt to make it say âJewâ but acting oblivious.
Just love how âcreativeâ AI âartistsâ are that they fail to even do any basic photoshopping. Anyways, fixed it.
https://preview.redd.it/0jqr74v4778d1.png?width=1079&format=png&auto=webp&s=9837cfad323581add9e9fa8160cd18ec9031529a
Iâve never touched photoshop in my life , but could you fix it the other way around? Keeping the âI just fartedâ and removing the company name? My dog asked for it
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đđš
A real squeaker
Who just cut the cheese?
you should rattire from jokes
Nah. I'm gonna stick it out. Make the Mouset of it ya know?
rattapooey. edit: rattatootie?
A squeal reaker.
In âThe Authority Songâ when John Mellencamp sings âGimme strength for round fiveâ it sounds like heâs saying âgimme straight from mouse fartâ.
Wrapped up like a douche!
Another boner in the night!
Everyone's got toothpaste on their demons.
I got the right temperature fish hat a ewe from the storm
How do people sing and make one word sound like a completely friggin different one?
Ask Justin Timberlake đ
It would ruin the tour.
..What tour??..
His Straight outta Prison tour
When I was a kid I sang on a stage. I remember one thing I learned in all that was that sometimes you actually want to sing a different word. The real word would sound different but a different word will sound like the real one. Wish I recalled specific examples. I do not.
Slurring
I love Johnâs melon camp. Biggest melons around.
We were all so worried about AI overthrowing humanity that we forgot to check whether or not it could fart... now we're too late
Is that why my fan keeps coming on?
Try to name a different reason. You can't, it can't be done
This is a plot twist in South Park. A robot is exposed as being Cartman in a cardboard robot costume because he farted.
Is awesom-o a pleasure model? Not cool. Not cool
AWESOM-O!
Wait a minute, robots don't do smelly farts!
Smell sequence initiated
Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not you could they didnt stop to think about ripping a fat one đš
I have no sphincter, and I must fart.
[ŃĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]
I just farted.
My goodness⊠*did we just discover our new slogan for my microbrewery business* !? đ€Ł
I'll accept 3% of all gross sales domestic & foreign, for my contribution.
Yeah they're gross alright.
I just farted.
Better pay up.
Brother already recieved his first copyright strike
Cheese tax?
If the yeast says it, it's accurate.
He who brewed it do'ed it?
The best hops shipped from Yakima Valley. Brewed in water flown in from the rivers of Finland. Masked đș Sombrero. So crisp itâll make you say *I just farted*
Username checks out.
this is gonna ruin the tour.
The world tour
Mcdougals cancer research and charity: I just farted.
I just sharted.
reminds me of being a kid and picking up the second home phone when my older sister was on the line with a friend. id say exactly "i farted" and make a loud fart sound with my mouth.
Did you make that same speech at her wedding?
"Dear sis. PBBBBTH."
That entire sub is comedy gold. Someone tried to recreate a basketball game with ChatGPT and the results are hilariously mesmerizing.
My wife: âyouâre 40 fucking years old; itâs time to admit that farts arenât funny.â Me: âexplain this image, then.â
My husband and I are so proud that our child (almost 2) laughs at farts. Weâre in our mid/late 30s.
This is the most clever AI watermark I've ever seen.
If it was my business.. I would run with it.. like who doesn't like farting and beer.
Fr, it adds more identity AI just made it better
You'd have to be a fucking lunatic not to use this exactly as it is.
not really considering it would take like 15 seconds to remove
You have to be not lazy first.
Not lazy. Using AI to make a logo Choose 1
Ugh, can't someone make a program to choose for me?
Coin
Do I look like a googler to you? I'm trying to be lazy here
People who are using AI to make logos for their business do not have those skills
r/comedyheaven is back boys
I just farted
Tickle fight? đ
Well, time for bed..
This is the shit I came here for when we got one post a month. It was all I needed to make it the best sub.
Exactly. Start taking notes everyone. THIS is comedy heaven
I donât know the context of this and Iâve never seen this sub before but this made me laugh really hard still
WE SO BACK BOYS
AI just farted đ
ShartGPT
GPT j'ai pété
We're all so focused on the "I just farted" no one even noticed it says Johnson's brewing co. ^co.
It looks like the remains of another company's logo melded in with the other warped letters to the left of co đŹ
Or like it wants to be Aurora, CO.
My favorite is the "wind" that's on level with the mouse butt outside the circle.
Because it's in Colorado?
Johnson is Brewing all of Colorado
I know it's just supposed to be funny, but it got me wondering. Why *does* it add I just farted to the image lol
I checked the original post and from what I gathered in the comments there, someone else was making similar posts about something else, so I think itâs on purpose as either mocking or karma farming.
You can add instructions to ChatGPT that will apply to everything you ask it even if you don't mention it in that specific request. Somebody must have changed his settings to add this phrase in every time.
Because it's fake. Whoever posted this added it manually for karma farming. There is zero reason an image generation model would add this text without being prompted, and they are notoriously bad at generating realistic text even if you prompt it. To their credit, it's pretty funny to think of a model adding this text in every generated image, but there's no way this is actually happening the way they describe it.
This was made as a joke in response to another user's post who claimed [ChatGPT kept adding the word "jew" to their images](https://redd.it/1dk1rai). OpenAI's Dall-E does alright at generating text too. While, this was most definitely karma farming, something similar could happen with a normal user interaction like this: 1. User asks ChatGPT to generate an image of a "duck in a pond" 2. ChatGPT sends a request to Dall-E, and it responds with an image which ChatGPT shows to the User. 3. User sees water ripples and then prompts ChatGPT to remove them. 4. ChatGPT asks Dall-E to create "duck in a pond, without water ripples" but Dall-E doesn't understand instructions like that so it sees "**duck** *in* **pond**, ~~without~~ **water** **ripples**". And then the entire thing starts to spiral unless you restart the chat. [Here is an example of that](https://imgur.com/a/AW2n1ea). So, while yeah, the word error is probably very much fake. Dall-E does make mistakes similar to this, but not without prompts swaying it in that direction.
>karma farming AKA to every normal person: making a funny post on the internet
Prompt: ((((Write "I just farted"))))clear text, clean text, legible, correct font, bold font, sharp lines, masterpiece, great logo, colorful Negative: bad art, bad text, bad logo, smeared, illegible, cursive, handwritten, small font, ... run that about 50 times and realize the model is going inbred on you while going farther from what you want. The shop it in and realize that's all anybody did from the start.
I think itâs a joke making fun of a post the other day where chatGPT kept adding the word âJewâ to some guys artwork for no reason on every image he generated
"GPT", in French, is pronounced "Jay" "pay" "tay". Which coincides with the pronounciation of "J'ai pété". Which can be losely translated into "I farted" or "I just farted". Could be it.
Hi Iâm generic male in the woods. After a long day of doing manly things like chop wood and pitch a tent, there is nothing more refreshing than a Johnsonâs Brewing Coâs I Just Farted beer. Itâs provides a stout aroma with the taste of an American Pale Ale but the bitter aftertaste of a Sour Mash. Doesnât make sense? Doesnât have to. Drink I Just Farted today!
>Johnsonâs Brewing Co. Co.'s I Just Farted beer. Fixed the company name
I'll take your entire load
Thatâs what she said!
https://preview.redd.it/visrt8wt378d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56d3e29a0d7dc7c42578d5836306dcf37dabd77a
I just watched that video. That bit was awesome
(Here ya go)\[https://youtu.be/Sfpr\_S8nVLA?si=0OBPzCrZ67QrIART\] [u/ilmalocchio](https://reddit.com/r/comedyheaven/comments/1dm3mh7/i_just_farted/l9tug3b/?context=3) [u/trr2020Â ](https://reddit.com/r/comedyheaven/comments/1dm3mh7/i_just_farted/l9ttaha/?context=3)
Ty youâre a gentleman and a scholar.
![gif](giphy|JPAUQVIxCoEKY)
I forgot about this gif. I bet it's almost old enough to have kids by now
This gift is so much faster now too. The dog to face interlude has shrunk dramatically
You cropped out the finger wtf
> I Just Farted beer You should probably see a doctor
Step aside, I came her to meet bears.
Johnsonâs Brewing Co Coâs I Just Farted*
generic 4x4 truck and or suv in the background, brand name hidden slightly covered in dirt
An IPA that isn't shy about the truth: like the best IPAs, our beer tastes like ass, only we're proud of it. Pick up a 6-pack of I Just Farted at your local grocery store.
Punishment for not commissioning a graphic designer
The funniest part is that it would take 30 seconds to edit the text out in photoshop aswell
AI "artists" are just that creatively limited
Or just that lazy. Finding a cracked photoshop version, installing it, having to select the right color, and covering up the text is just too much work for them. :P
I feel like even default GIMP with no plugins would work just fine
Dude, I could do it in 20 seconds with MS Paint
No, that bottom "I just farted" would take a lot longer than 20 seconds to *actually* fix in MS Paint.
It sounds like you're trying to make more work for yourself.
"Not a fucking hackjob" should be the minimal work on any project one undertakes.
[ŃĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]
Reserving the big guns for real work, eh?
At least use paintdotnet, no one should be cursed to use gimp
managed to do it in fucking microsoft paint, even fixed other mistakes. ai motherfuckes truly gotta be the laziest people in this planet. https://preview.redd.it/64ko5fcb078d1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=9a6dcf28781621332c1710b1fb520ac419ffcafa
Now there are empty spots where you edited things and you can _feel_ something needs to be there. I mean, this is why graphic design is a paid profession. Itâs never that easy
You're only saying that because you saw the before picture with the letters still there. If you weren't studying this image and trying to find something wrong then you wouldn't even notice.
it feels mostly fine so i guess the point is still there
I mean he fixed it in Paint. If you have Photoshop it would literally take two seconds.
All it really needs is a bit of blending, which is a tool in basically anything more advanced than MS Paint.
Now add more "I just farted"
Is https://www.photopea.com/ not a thing any more?
I just started to call them AI prompters, because that's all they're doing. And that's coming from an artist and graphic designer who totally can appreciate the advantages of working with AI, just as a helping tool.
Also if itâs a logo for a company itâs going to need to be redone as vector for resizing anyhow so đ€·
You just paste it into illustrator and press the create vector button. That's how half of my graphic design class did it so it must be professional
They're not cleaning up line width or optimizing the obscene number of anchor points create vector tends to add on? They're going to be in for a rude awakening the moment a client asks for a revision or has a specific use case for the logo. If I get that shit in as an animator to load into AE and make something for a landing page or app loading screen it's going straight back to the hack job who gave it to me until they can clean it up and optimize it It's also gonna look like trash the second they try to blow it up (the main draw of working in vector) or change line width or something and the whole thing looks like a scribble
If he was smart, he wouldnât be using AI to begin with
[ŃĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]
Can we see the logo, for science?
[ŃĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]
Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it.
Damn the torpedoes; full steam ahead!
I'm confused, I thought there was a boohhhhhh there it is.
Yep that is a titty
dang it even has the upwards trajectory of the nips which according to some survey I remember seeing on Reddit, has a slight preference for visual appeal.
My nextdoor app is filled with logos that are identical in style to these. Very clearly AI. Nothing inherently wrong with that. Not expecting the dude who will mow a lawn for $10 to fork out for it. But the part that pisses me off is they claim they did it. If you admit it then whatever. I get it. But the lying is just so stupid and does not give me any faith in their work.
The alternative is most likely him making it himself and it looking like dogshit. I doubt a graphic designer was ever an option
It's like when Dalle 3 kept adding "Ethnicaly ambiguous" to every image
Made me spit out my drink. First actually funny post in a whileâŠ
https://preview.redd.it/gs3og2ex878d1.png?width=773&format=png&auto=webp&s=bf99e1592ed304078954e5ac3d34e62d78c4abd1 dear god it's spreading
Lottery winners often say they don't know what their plans are for their winnings, after typical stuff like paying off their mortgage. Well, I just might do oddball shit like this. Just drive around like this for one day, then restore the car to its original form. Think of how many people you could make laugh in just one day due to the absurdity of it. Then it's off to something else.
It's a meme and they're doing it on purpose. Y'all are up voting viral, manufactured marketing and got duped
Apparently the mouse just farted.
In French, we pronounce "GPT" the same way that "J'ai pĂ©tĂ©"... wich means "I just farted". đđ
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The logo even looks like it's farting with that thing on the left
I don't know what's funnier; that the AI has the phrase inhected, or that the prompter is so goddamn useless that they can't just open up the fule in paint or gimp and paint over the letters that are on a solid color.
Good post
Hell Iâd keep it like that
Seriously though, why wouldn't you? It'll get people talking
Honestly I think you should run with it. Be the beer with the fart on the label.
Oh you're "making" the logo are you?
I'm sure he doesn't care if anyone approves, just wants a quick logo
Well he got a quick logo. Not sure why he's complaining.
Johnsonâs Brewing Co: Shidding & Farding since â84
no words can't express how proud i am of myself for instantly recognizing it as ai without looking on subreddit name.
I can usually recognize it because it has a certain âlookâ even when itâs trying different styles. That look being completely soulless.
Not to mention the otherworldly haze on all of them. I canât describe it, but thereâs just something off in the texture. Itâs completely unique to AI images. Something about the colors skewing and the lines and their thickness varying in an unnatural way.
Polar Express the movie.
is this what nightshade does cause if so i need it even MORE
You smell like you farted
Please, take off the Johnson's Brewing Co co and I would buy this sticker lol.
Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God it even has a watermark. https://preview.redd.it/jh9fye3m178d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b8054873e325583b3aa22d2a11ffc5a44332d3a
Ha. Someone is pranking them. There is a pre-prompt setting where you can tell it things, like your name or how it should act. It's not something you'd see unless you looked for it.
Someone's friend probably added a command that it adds the phrase to all pictures created
Johnsonâs brewing company company
this is why the push to replace artists with AI is so fucking stupid. The guy seems unable to realize that even an introductory knowledge of photoshop would be enough to remove thatâŠ
The AI inbreeding's started!
"I am making my own logo with AI" vs "I am making my own pizza by calling Dominos."
Chat, j'ai pété. (Chat GPT)
He wasn't lying, that mouse can fart.
Keep it in there, I love the slogan!
I, for one, welcome our A.I. overlords I just farted.
Get pregnant Plap plap OUAGAGHAOUAHJAHHAHOUAHHAJHHHHH
Just photoshop it out right? There is nothing overlapping the text so it should be super easy.
If they're using AI I doubt they have any knowledge of that kind of software
"GPT", in French, is pronounced "Jay" "pay" "tay". Which coincides with the pronounciation of "J'ai pété". Which can be losely translated into "I farted" or "I just farted". Could be it.
âMaking my own logo with aiâ is the funniest sentence i ever heard, you didnt make shit
"making my own logo"
Please please please I want this to be real so bad
The post is missing the context. Itâs actually making fun of a user who posted in the ChatGPT subreddit the day before saying that every logo they tried to make kept adding the word âJewâ in the image. This user is making fun of the original poster because it was obvious he was adding something in the prompt to make it say âJewâ but acting oblivious.
"Own logo with AI" where is it your own?
Imagine âmakingâ your âownâ logo and you cant paint over the text with green.
âMaking my ownâ karma
Just love how âcreativeâ AI âartistsâ are that they fail to even do any basic photoshopping. Anyways, fixed it. https://preview.redd.it/0jqr74v4778d1.png?width=1079&format=png&auto=webp&s=9837cfad323581add9e9fa8160cd18ec9031529a
Iâve never touched photoshop in my life , but could you fix it the other way around? Keeping the âI just fartedâ and removing the company name? My dog asked for it
https://preview.redd.it/7aogpbvy588d1.png?width=1051&format=png&auto=webp&s=7d429cf91aba0ff648fb2f4ee32d19f44569bb4c Done.
I just farted double IPA would sell pretty quickly
That seems like an easy thing to scribble over in GIMP, tho?
[ŃĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]
I think you should keep it!
Yep, gotta name one your brews that now.
he should keep it. I'd be 10x more likely to buy it with a logo like this
Years from now historians will point to this as one of the many ignored warning signs.