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TellerOfLongStories

aw damn the gas canister’s obese


gps1243

"that's obese!🎉"


Constant-Science7393

🥳🥳🎉🎉🍾🎊


IMakeStuffUppp

Bro this brought me back to helping my aunt set her Wii up when fit first came out. My little sister and I were prob 12 and 10. We were fat little kids. (Mostly grew out of it) and she HAD to go first making a profile. When it started celebrating I fucking lost my shit. I laughed so hard that was a straight core memory you just brought back to me.


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IMakeStuffUppp

It weighs you, takes your bmi then makes a silly song and goes THAT’S OBESE!! Like it’s celebrating lol


Henai

Bro this had me literally crying, hardest I've laughed in a long time.


IMakeStuffUppp

It was like this https://www.reddit.com/r/perfectlycutscreams/s/OdK25aZTdL


grafikfyr

But it has good posture, so there's that which is nice


UnusedParadox

very_fat.ogg


dubbs4president

Its only because he’s just a foot tall.


onefst250r

"Im not fat, I'm just big boned!"


IrksomFlotsom

But their posture is good!


adam7913

Genius honestly.


AlwaysLit2

i like how they made it its own mii


adam7913

lol good catch


ROMANREIGNS599

I love this post. This subreddit is a gold mine, it’s the only subreddit that actually makes me laugh


TheAwesomeAtom

*gold miine


TMNTransformerz

Mii


TheAwesomeAtom

That's the joke


TheChocolateManLives

he was just explaining it to you


TheAwesomeAtom

I made the joke, I don't need it to be explained..?


clown_in_denial

you’re welcome!


CatKrusader

[found a better pic so you can see the mii]( https://imgur.com/gallery/2o6X0W1)


onefst250r

BMI makes so much more sense. The original picture, couldnt read so I thought it weighed 86.67lbs, and I was wondering how the hell they'd get that much gas in there.


DrunkCupid

Obese? That ripe baby is ready to blow! J/k no fuel tank shaming, I personally dig the curves


onefst250r

_Hank Hill has entered the chat_


DrunkCupid

Hey! Don't call me out for having a ..perfectly appropriate affectation towards pressurized canisters filled with fuel. Precious, pressurized fuel... Don't do whippets, kids


FreonKennedy

I wish it was better quality but I find a lack of quality image makes for better humour anyways


AlwaysLit2

had to screenshot because saving image resulted in a webp


KRTrueBrave

you can convert webp to pngs with online converters or by just renaming the file to .png instead of webp (though the latter not always works)


AlwaysLit2

i know but im lazy


KRTrueBrave

eh fair point


Lucid-Design

I’m sure they’re lovely people. Like Phil and Claire


BaubleBeebz

I came here to mention how suspiciously propane tank shaped their head was.


iHateRollerCoaster

I love how I can count the pixels


_Tar_Ar_Ais_

lol


Ricoshete

Wtf lmao


Gabe_b

Yeah that would be great for weighing baggage, much easier than a bathroom scale


Zoo-Wee-Chungus

Am i seeing wrong or is that a gas canister mii


sneakling

Yeah they made it red lol


MintyManiacFan

I think they also made it like 2 ft tall


MaxHamburgerrestaur

They should have weighted it empty and set is as the clothes weight, so they would know exactly the content weight.


MolybdenumIsMoney

IIRC it only let you set the clothes as "light" "medium" or "heavy", it didn't have an option to input the exact clothes weight


Squirrels_Nuts80085

There is a custom weight option, but it only goes in increments of 0.5lb and I have no idea what the cap is


MaxHamburgerrestaur

Yeah, it is https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EA0NiDCWsAYrnG8?format=jpg&name=large https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EA0NiC6WkAE-mHL?format=jpg&name=large https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EA0NiDCWkAMeIJG?format=jpg&name=large https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EA0NiDDXkAAUaMN?format=jpg&name=large


IdentifiableBurden

Absolutely hilarious


ashkpa

terrifying


athaznorath

its so cute


Antarctican_american

I mean for a gas canister it *does* have pretty good posture


E1M1ismyjam

Guard ~~Stance~~ build *ninjaedit


Outrageous_Bank_4491

Where are the pixels William


Screaming_Monkey

You had one job, Josh


Banana-Up-My-Bum

It weighs a lot ‘cause it’s feeling gassy today!


Mop_Duck

truly incredible


Yarakinnit

I was going to enter a joke into The National Gas Canister Witfest, but I just can't compete with this. Oh well, at least the pressure's off now.


Optimal-Map612

Feeling gassy and sassy


MelanieWalmartinez

That gas canister is gonna have body issues


Blahaj_IK

Seeing the canister right there in the corner is highly comical and I have no idea why


evanc1411

It's oddly cute. Lil gassy gettin weighed


Rorywizz-MK2

Are you really just everywhere I go or something


Blahaj_IK

judging by your PFP, chances are we just go to the same placespretty often, so I guess in a way you go everywhere I go, and same thing the other way around


JustHereForBDSM

The wii continues to be more of a multimedia device longer than its supported life than the consoles actually intended to be so from the offset. I do miss that weird time though when the wii had a bunch of quirky but surprisingly useful input devices, the xbox was obsessed with kinect and the PS was messing around with motion devices and arguably did so rather successfully, just not how they intended. Still miss that one weird card game that used the PS eye, even if the PS eye was a bit shit.


AlwaysLit2

The wii, wii u, and 3ds are back when nintendo had actual soul outside of just its games. I swear i love the little noises the wii would make when you boot it up, or the little animations the 3ds did when you hovered over a game on the menu. The switch feels so lifeless because nintendo has decided to go with the corporate style of the playstation and xbox instead of being themselves


hauntedskin

The 3 biggest complaints about the Wii U were: 1. Not enough games. 2. Too slow. 3. Too kiddy. The Switch is basically the answer to those criticisms and it ended up a huge success, so I can't really blame them. Maybe they'll feel able to inject a little more fun with a future system now they have a solid baseline and audience.


AlwaysLit2

Still, its not the Wii U's fault that it wasn't successful. It was nintendo's fault for having a confusing marketing plan and not waiting a few more years before releasing it. Still, the switch is fine and has lots of fun games, but hell if they could have made it more charming.


DynamoSnake

Yes that particular time was a bygone era of very creative consoles and games alike so much so that their competitors Microsoft and Sony tried to mimic the Wii's success, I don't think we'll quite have something like that again in the future.


egguw

how do you weight stuff with a wii??


the_flying_spaget

The Wii is the best console ever, it has just the right balance of functionality and customization, modern enough to work with the internet but old enough to not have twenty thousand piracy checks. Mine also works as a pretty good DVD player as long as I don't need more than 480p.


Crooked_Cock

Excellent posture


Temporary_Listen4207

My parents and I actually used to do this for our luggage!


Crazybaboonification

Same!


DrDroid

….why are they weighing a gas canister?


blehmann1

To know how much gas you have. They normally say how much they weigh empty for exactly this purpose (the tare weight). For a lot of purposes you can probably just pick it up and guess how much you've got left but if you're going camping you're gonna want a better idea. Picking it up and giving it a slosh basically just tells you if it's almost empty or not, it doesn't tell you if you've got enough for a longer trip. Especially important for outdoorsy people where you really really don't want to hike with an extra tank just in case.


-Daetrax-

Pour warm water on the side and then feel where it gets colder fast. Then you know how much is left.


chogram

Honestly though, if you go camping enough that weighing it on the Wii Fit is a common occurrence, just spend $15-20 on the little gauge that hooks into the nozzle.


blehmann1

I mean, sure, or buy a real scale, those are all better options. But frankly if this was my family I'd keep up the tradition because it's just so funny. And I think WiiFit probably logs the weight, which might actually be a good feature if you're trying to figure out how fast you go through tanks and thus how much money you're spending. That's often a good thing to know to find out if it makes sense to buy a burner that runs on a cheaper fuel (I honestly recommend this for anyone who uses propane, it's just so expensive that getting a new burner for a different fuel is often the right move). Yeah there's better ways to log it, I would just use a notepad (or a spreadsheet, if I was more serious). And you can buy a normal scale that logs your weight, if you feel like spending $150 on something that should cost $15.


kh250b1

Those give pressure not fill levels


AMViquel

If the pressure is 0, so is the fill level. Check mate.


Screaming_Monkey

It had started to let itself go


BigDummmmy

to check the mass


Existing_Front4748

You got down voted for this? I mean it's kind of a smarmy answer but you ain't wrong.


BigDummmmy

you're my only fan it seems


Olhapravocever

How in the world you weigh something with a videogame??? Good posture btw 


SteptimusHeap

Wii fit is a game that uses a custom pad on the floor you stand on. It can measure your weight among other things.


Olhapravocever

Interesting 


InconceivableNipples

Wii fit is an accessory as well as a game. The Wii “balance board” as it was called contains various sensors and is meant to be stood upon while “playing”.


Olhapravocever

That's dope 


Brando6677

*Do not bring propane cylinders inside the building* You can’t stop me sign I can’t read!!


V-Rixxo_

What's the actual inaccuracy range, I'm curious


Keyranaway

I remember the Wii fit calling a 6 year old obese and 20 stone. I can't imagine it being very accurate.


V-Rixxo_

💀 Lmfao


aspbergerinparadise

not great.


AlwaysLit2

?


V-Rixxo_

Within a certain percentage, give or take, it's inaccuracy range. I'm just curious now because this could actually be a cheap weight lol


deprecatedcoder

If you have one of those lying around you can use [this application](https://github.com/schellingb/WiiBalanceScale) to utilize it as a scale on your PC. It's just a Bluetooth device. I've been doing it for years, only large scale I own.


AlwaysLit2

why yall acting like i made the tweet??? i dont have a wii


deprecatedcoder

"You" means any person reading my comment, not you specifically. Other people exist.


MikeyW1969

That's hilarious. I mean, I just pick the tank up, but that's great!


owenxtreme2

I think that can needs better posture


JAMmastahJim

Wii fits still out here in 2024!? Wild


DarkwingDuckHunt

hmmI cant read that image I shoud scroll in and make it bigger Ok that's going smaller, not bigger, let me try smaller. Nope that also goes smaller fucking reddit


continuousQ

Need an addon to load images directly without the reddit bullshit.


smg3-

Can somebody tell me what the text says in the second part I can't read it


AlwaysLit2

"By the way, i recently heard someone commenting that your posture looked good"


RealAbbreviations111

The comment about looking good lately though I literally cannot 😭💀


therealmrsfahrenheit

based.


Dfarni

Why are you even weighing it?


sherman40336

You can tell how much is in it, useful if your tank doesn’t have a gauge


Dfarni

Odd, I’ve never felt the need to do this. Makes sense tho.


AlwaysLit2

im not the one weighing it


Dfarni

But the question still stands, in 41 years I’ve never done this and I’ve never felt the need to. I also have never run out of propane.


sherman40336

I am still stuck on the fact that the propane tank is IN the house! 🤦🏼‍♂️


daisychain0606

I did this with luggage before flying.


b1e9t4t1y

Glad to know I’m not the only one that still has a working Wii with accessories. I bought extras off of eBay a few years ago just so I can keep it working. Love playing Wii.


AlwaysLit2

Personally i never had a wii, but we had an Xbox 360. Beautiful Katamari was my CHILDHOOD


ubiquitous-joe

I weighed a thanksgiving turkey this way once. We had lost the tag that said how heavy it was. So I created a Wii Fit pet profile named Turk.


Spend-Automatic

Weighing scales, aka scales 


DarkHunFox

one fart and all the weight gone


gazebo-fan

The Mii I can’t


EmoTurtleX

How did this even happen? Someone's about to get a lesson in basic physics!


GOOD-LUCHA-THINGS

Does the scale say, "Ouch!" when they place the canister on top of it, or did I just have a chonk-shaming Wii Fit?


AllTheDaddy

How to test propane tanks at home without any equipment. [Works well! 1m yt video.](https://youtu.be/2qQo5NZWG4U?si=DqqFBHJZaf78CkTA)


erraticpulse-

do they have a custom avatar for the fucking gas canister


AlwaysLit2

it appears so


Dd_8630

I don't understand. If they don't have scales to weigh themselves, it have a wii fit, why not just use the wii fit to weigh themselves?


Dangerous_Act_2140

I’d like to weigh in on this matter, but not sure what to say


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AlwaysLit2

Oh im sorry i dont know ever single thing thats ever been posted here!


AlwaysLit2

also wasnt even posed on comedy heaven


Canon-LBP6030

I love you gas canister mii


Lefty_22

R O T U N D


Retatedape

Or you could just pour some warm water on it... or maybe splurge and buy a gauge.


Substantial-Prune704

Your parents are geniuses. You have a lot to learn young padawan.


AlwaysLit2

this aint my tweet, but yeah


Haunting_Hornet5203

Modern problems require modern solutions.


PPOKEZ

They do have a scale. You just disapprove.


AlextraXtra

These are extemely inaccurate and will give different results every time just sayin


MarsupialDingo

"Well at least you're consistent with your consumption of donuts, you grotesque abomination of redundant protoplasm." - Nintendo


anneannahs1

Hustlers


wards

Then they do have a scale. Lies!!!


turdbugulars

why?


therinlahhan

That's insane.


pandaSmore

As opposed to unweighted scales. 


Nekrosiz

I saw a Kinect being used to render someone for a 3d printed bust


owo1215

*veryfat.mp3 playing


AlwaysLit2

bum. bumbumbumbum-bum. Ding! "That's obese!"


eater_of_sustenance

The wii balance board basically acts as a bluetooth input device with 4 weight sensors. In my college days I had no money, so instead of buying a scale I programmed a small app to digest the info the board gave me and weighed myself with that. The reported weight is a bit of though.


Europe_Dude

Wow memories! I did the same but used a specific app from the homebrew channel to get direct weight readings. Time flies.


aziad1998

They do have a weighing scale


praeteria

Sounds like they do havea weight scale.


randoacco2020

My parents used to weigh our pets with these lmfao


BarelyCritical

they even made him a mii lmaooo


Set_in_Stone-

Are there any more pixels available?


AlwaysLit2

theres a better image [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/lifehacks/comments/cktzfo/if_it_works_it_works/)


Ok_Needleworker6900

Imaginative use of Mii characters, I chuckled at the 'obese' gas canister, great observation!


AlwaysLit2

Apparently i am in top 25 of r/all yea


Stony_Logica1

What's the purpose of needing to weigh your gas canister?


AlwaysLit2

idk, probably to know how much is left


Stony_Logica1

Hmm... guess I never needed to know precisely and just pick mine up to see how heavy it is.


Brando6677

Saves the half cooked steak propane run lol


NegaJared

sounds like they do have a scale?


MandMs55

They don't have a scale that directly reads the number to them, they have the scale that connects to the wii fit but they have to have wii fit open on this screen in order to weigh it


NegaJared

so, its a scale with extra steps? if its measures its weight, its a scale


rogerworkman623

Jesus Christ man


NegaJared

yes my child?


LittleBirdsGlow

Google en passant


Additional_Knee4215

Holy hell


LittleBirdsGlow

New response just dropped


adonistoo

idgi


NegaJared

nah, i dont think i will have a good day maam


EatingDragons

Do these people not know that the wii fit is legitimately one of the most accurate scales you can buy? Nintendo made it more accurate than anything you're buying in a supermarket, basically on accident


GrapheneBreakthrough

Dont know why you are getting downvotes. Wii fit is literally a scale.


NegaJared

someone else with a brain that doesnt have paper thin emotional control


LittleBirdsGlow

They have a wii balance board


NegaJared

that weighs objects placed upon it a.k.a. a scale


stunt876

Its a scale with bloated dlc


NegaJared

for sure


LittleBirdsGlow

Whatever dude


Powerful_Cost_4656

Pretty sure this is publicly admitting breaking a law if they're using it to fill the cylinder specifically (at least here where I live)


crysisnotaverted

Explain how weighing a refillable propane tank is a criminal act.


LostAlphaWolf

What law?


Nojus1221

What law?


_JosiahBartlet

damn we all know the local coppers religiously monitor /comedyheaven 🚨🚨