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Chip Chilla, the Bluey ripoff? They bragged about it having no gay characters and people responded by shipping the dad from the show with the dad from Bluey lol
A good comparison is how both shows had an episode about teaching the main character to pick up their toys.
Bluey: your parents are also people with a lot on their plates and it feels good to help people. :)
Chip Chilla: your parents will break your toys to teach you about how immigrants caused the fall of Rome.
It's funny because that's the moral of the episode
The father literally tells the kid that the roman empire got too big and arrogant and then asks him how do you think they felt when you expanded your stuff into their rooms
A lot of these people assume that these countries are cultural monoliths that never took influences from outside cultures unless those influences negatively affected the country in which case "See, outsiders are bad!"
Did the barbarians cause the fall of Rome? No. Shapiro is an idiot. Rome gell because it NEVER developed a system for the peaceful transfer of power. Had the empire not been weakened by decades and decades of civil wars and competing generals, the empire would have been more than able to withstand the barbarian hordes. Who, by then, weren't really barbarians. But he'd actually have to study to know those things. Why study when you can just make shit up?
Well, I was referring to the imperial succession, but even in Republican times, the aristocracy was extremely protective of what they called their birthrights. Heck, even Scipio Africanus, conqueror of Hannibal, was attacked and prosecuted after the war.
I was really curious and searched for a clip
Seems like one of the kids was playing as a roman emperor and his parents and brother started playing as barbarians
Is the moral really about immigration ?
... in the sign episode? I always took that as him just talkin about his mums but it's singular but alright then. That's quite the silly thing to get upset about
> That's quite the silly thing to get upset about
99.99999% of Republicans in a nutshell. All they know is being afraid of things they don't understand (or at least, Fox News and OANN tell them to be afraid of everything using lies to keep them easy to control)
That'a kind of the point. Indoctrination isn't inherently bad. I want my kids to *know* that murder is bad. Understanding why is secondary to them accepting the basic rules of society. Other values are less inoortant, but almost everyone passes their values to their children, and that's not bad. What concerns people from both sides is when their child is taught values that don't match their own, and this is not a bad thing. They have a right to want their children to be educated in a certain way
I guess this is one of those places disagreement lies, because I truly do not believe in the right to teach your kid by whatever metric is important to you. Tons of science is dedicated to educational development, and ignoring it because your feelings get in the way is an objective disservice to the trajectory of that child.
The right to WANT something is of course different, but I’d hope your comment doesn’t hinge on that word alone.
No this is straight garbage, someone afraid of the rules of society more than they are their own people without depraved desires is an every day horror story and also literally exactly the fundamental nature of conservatism.
Its so dumb because in the same breath youll say that our society is deeply racist, patriarchal and archaic, but then when conservatives are racist, patriarchal and archaic they're just bad wrong for not learning the rules of civilized society?
Youre the one who is confused, they understood the society they were born into and now theyre throwing a fit because its changing. But they dont fundamentally know how to change, they just know the rules and values they were indoctrinated with, because they had parents like you who just had different character creation ideology rng and taught them to be fundamentalists instead of people
The reason he made this video is because Sesame Street did a “get vaccinated” PSA with Elmo, and there was also an ad for tampons and pads where Baymax helped carry them through the store😭 The culture war goes crazy
No, no. It's acknowledging anything associated with women openly and as mature adults and recognizing that women aren't some mysterious other species.
They somehow think that, in addition to giving women agency and destigmatizing things that never should have been stigmatized in the first place, it's "feminizing" boys and making them gay.
Recently worked at a convention center. Clients can direct bathroom wishes, so each bathroom has feminine products. Little boys *always* rip a few open, sometimes they jam the urinals. Older men freak out on occasion "Why is this here!?" They expect me to argue or something but i just take the trash and wipe the mirrors.
This is one of the dumber culture war outrages: ( [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEVWYwrKOr8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEVWYwrKOr8) ) Betamax is confused by the different kinds of menstrual products, and one of the people who helps him out has a blue pink and white tank top, who probably was intended to represent a trans man or non-binary person.
That's it. The entire "controversy" is just that a one line-character who likes pads with wings might be a trans man.
That's a cute ad, thanks for sharing. The colors of the tank top seem a tad on the nose and it feels a bit too much like pandering for my taste, but it's a nice change of pace and I'm glad there's no one doing cartwheels in white pants telling us how good they feel
I mean the things people say very very rarely describe their motivations. The people saying the extra stupid shit are just being manipulated by media forces with more coherent agendas
I just find it hilarious that there are kids shows that are VERY overt with their politics (a very popular recent one had a very unsubtle christo-fascist as its villain, along with gay main characters and explicit criticism of capitalism), but instead Benny decides to go after fucking Elmo.
And just to clarify I think this is a good thing.
Owl House, very good but its from Disney so it takes a while before they get to tell the story they want to tell (like 2/3rds through season 1, though the stuff preceding that certainly isn't bad).
If a porn parody called “Big Hero 69” doesn’t exist, Someone is asleep at the wheel… giant inflatable costumes, over the top squeaks, “Are you satisfied with your care?”
I DON'T KNOW... HE MAY HAVE A POINT...
i used to love "elmo's world" and now I'm a leftist
he had his goldfish and his crayons, too. you know what you can do with crayons? draw rainbows. you know what rainbows are? *GAY.* libs owned by facts and logic again! >:(
That's just what your local dope fiend calls them as they discuss their plans to brainwash the children.
Their reals names are Satan and the Harbinger of Doom, recognise their photos and spread the word!
I doubt Peterson even understands postmodernism or Neo-Marxism; he just spouts superfluous word salad to idiots who are convinced they’re listening to the greatest philosopher who ever lived. I tried watching the debate he did with Zizek—it was just painful to watch.
Funny enough, postmodernism and Marxism are mutually exclusive, they both reject the other. Zizek brought this up in his debate with Peterson and Peterson did not have a good response lol
This is a point zizek and many in his wake made, and nobody cares but its not really a good one or true. Yeah, very orthodox marxism would reject postmodernism and an egregiously modernist interpretation of postmoderns lives and dies by "no meta-narratives" or whatever, which is to say plenty of people argue for a rejection on both sides.
But dialectics entails its own demise--that is its premise. Marx himself would argue that new philosophies would replace marxism after proven to be more correct or better descriptive. He was right and the postmodern disillusion was a product of the trend he was at the center of, which was to start seeing human ideologies and thoughts and languages for the real world systems that produce them and their evolutions, instead of for their diegetic Truth values and the internally consistent worlds of ideas they build up.
Far enough down this road you start asking things like "is matter real or just a social construct" and eventually even more nuanced things like "is spacetime real or just a data structure we evolved to project sensory data onto?" so orthodox marxism has obvious problems to face and the marxist way forward is simply to stop being orthodox and follow marxs critique of ideology through to the self-critique of marxist ideology.
Which is frankly uber-zizekian so its a real peave of mine that he uses this argument even if it does zing peterson
Of course he doesn't. But because his audience doesn't know dick about postmodernism or Marxism, they take it on faith that their youtube daddy does. Peterson is what happens when you tell an entire generation that studying the humanities is a waste of time.
Nah I think he’s crazy unlikeable unless he’s actively reaffirming your opinions. Even in middle school when I went on a right-wing arc I thought he was annoying
Off the shapiro topic but honestly that would be good content to just set a few people up with specifically the worst game for their personality types and make them race/survive the longest before rage quitting
He's too racist to be a regular writer, he keeps writing racial stereotypes into his stories. That book he wrote often gets picked apart for basically being Nazi propaganda.
> That book he wrote often gets picked apart for basically being Nazi propaganda.
And for it's absolutely terrible writing. He really should hire an editor.
And he's a legacy and he still couldn't make it! In nepotism driven Hollywood. I swear, I see the name "Shapiro" in the credits all the time for sitcoms and movies.
I once thought he probably had some good points, after the “where does it state that?” “In the name…” which of course does make sense, then you just go a bit further down the rabbit hole, and oh god the arrogance and ignorance is frightening.
Every person has to eventually learn the important skill of being wrong with grace.
Except Ben Shapiro of course, since he has been rewarded extensively in both money and fame by being aggressively wrong to camera for ~20 years.
He’d probably still be extremely annoying no matter what he was doing, that’s what never getting hit with a (literal or metaphorical) brick does to a person.
What’s hilarious is that it’s childless folks or empty-nesters with adult children who are the most obsessed with this “they’re coming for your kids” panic rhetoric
It’s probably because a lot of them had children who grew up to resent their parents or the rest of their family doesn’t really want to spend time with them. They want to blame their family not wanting them around on someone, and they’ll be damned if that someone is their own bigoted ideology.
Sometimes it seems like empty nesters have two choices: adopt the world’s worst dog and baby that, or immediately adopt fringe political opinions. What happened to just chilling on the porch with a glass of iced tea, do that instead
My parents moved to a larger farm and started breeding dairy goats when I flew the nest. Never seen my mother so emotionally healthy and happy. Sorta first choice, but better, because now I get cheese and baby goat cuddle sessions when I visit instead of the horrible dog my grandmother got when her last child left (I was 8 at that time and hated that fucking dog, I hate to say that about any animal but he smelled horrible all the time and was a menace… I’ve get to meet a properly trained Portuguese water dog that doesn’t smell like a butt)
What you can't convince a conservative parent of is their responsibility to raise their kids. All these arguments are based around programs that you as a parent don't have to show your kids...
You don't have to do anything.
Fox called Mr. Rodgers "an evil genius" and "the root of all our problems".
[https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/fox-fred-rogers-evil/](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/fox-fred-rogers-evil/)
Jesus Christ? You mean the middle eastern long haired hippy Jew who went around telling people to love thy neighbor and all that woke Liberal stuff?
Conservative types get angry if you quote their own Bible back at them, if it refutes their hateful views
Republicans: Fight to legalize child marriage, lower the age of consent, and decriminalize rape nationwide
Republicans: Keep getting caught with minors and involved with child trafficking
Also Republicans: “THEY’RE AFTER YOUR KIDS!!11111”
i guess bc baymax and elmo are so innocuous that it's funny that they would be characterized as threats. like if u see the title "they're coming for your children" you'd thing of some big scary thing but it's just that lol
Um, which party is for no sex education, forced birth, no acceptance of LGBTQ+, kids books bans, purity balls for girls only, separating immigrant families from their children, church pastors preying on children, billionaires trafficking children without consequences...
Which party is coming for the children, Ben? Your party, Ben.
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Doesn't he have a kids program under dailywire?
Chip Chilla, the Bluey ripoff? They bragged about it having no gay characters and people responded by shipping the dad from the show with the dad from Bluey lol
A good comparison is how both shows had an episode about teaching the main character to pick up their toys. Bluey: your parents are also people with a lot on their plates and it feels good to help people. :) Chip Chilla: your parents will break your toys to teach you about how immigrants caused the fall of Rome.
I know jack shit about the fall of Rome, but weren't the Romans going around and conquering the world? Wouldn't that make them the immigrants.
If you invade other countries, that's fine, but if people emigrate to your country, that's an invasion, and invasions are bad.
It's funny because that's the moral of the episode The father literally tells the kid that the roman empire got too big and arrogant and then asks him how do you think they felt when you expanded your stuff into their rooms
Stupid parents should've thought about that before taking in the children of their conquered foes then.
A lot of these people assume that these countries are cultural monoliths that never took influences from outside cultures unless those influences negatively affected the country in which case "See, outsiders are bad!"
Dude, theyre american “patriots”, they *still* dont think THEY are immigrants
Expats, lol
Temporarily Embarassed Europeans Seeing as y'all bring up your Euro ancestors all the time!
Technically you can argue this was a factor in their fall. They were so worried about everyone else they forgot to take care of their own people
Did the barbarians cause the fall of Rome? No. Shapiro is an idiot. Rome gell because it NEVER developed a system for the peaceful transfer of power. Had the empire not been weakened by decades and decades of civil wars and competing generals, the empire would have been more than able to withstand the barbarian hordes. Who, by then, weren't really barbarians. But he'd actually have to study to know those things. Why study when you can just make shit up?
Well... they developed a system for the peaceful transfer of power, but then Sulla and Caesar came along and changed the system..
Well, I was referring to the imperial succession, but even in Republican times, the aristocracy was extremely protective of what they called their birthrights. Heck, even Scipio Africanus, conqueror of Hannibal, was attacked and prosecuted after the war.
"Never" is one of my trigger words, that's all. :-) But, yeah, the aristocracy wasn't running anything like what we'd consider a modern democracy.
The system basically required everybody to be honest and selfless. That's just not how the kind of people who seek out power work.
I was really curious and searched for a clip Seems like one of the kids was playing as a roman emperor and his parents and brother started playing as barbarians Is the moral really about immigration ?
They definitely made a point of the "outsiders" coming in and ruining their stuff
Did the barbarians have work visas?
His kids are a bunch of nerds too
> your parents will break your toys to teach you about how immigrants caused the fall of Rome. At least its not political then
Where's the gay character in Bluey?
The chihuahua says he has two moms, but it’s literally just one line & I don’t think they’ve ever been shown on screen.
... in the sign episode? I always took that as him just talkin about his mums but it's singular but alright then. That's quite the silly thing to get upset about
> That's quite the silly thing to get upset about 99.99999% of Republicans in a nutshell. All they know is being afraid of things they don't understand (or at least, Fox News and OANN tell them to be afraid of everything using lies to keep them easy to control)
Imagine if they made a "crossover" episode like The Copycats from TAWOG
It's different when they do it
That'a kind of the point. Indoctrination isn't inherently bad. I want my kids to *know* that murder is bad. Understanding why is secondary to them accepting the basic rules of society. Other values are less inoortant, but almost everyone passes their values to their children, and that's not bad. What concerns people from both sides is when their child is taught values that don't match their own, and this is not a bad thing. They have a right to want their children to be educated in a certain way
I guess this is one of those places disagreement lies, because I truly do not believe in the right to teach your kid by whatever metric is important to you. Tons of science is dedicated to educational development, and ignoring it because your feelings get in the way is an objective disservice to the trajectory of that child. The right to WANT something is of course different, but I’d hope your comment doesn’t hinge on that word alone.
No this is straight garbage, someone afraid of the rules of society more than they are their own people without depraved desires is an every day horror story and also literally exactly the fundamental nature of conservatism. Its so dumb because in the same breath youll say that our society is deeply racist, patriarchal and archaic, but then when conservatives are racist, patriarchal and archaic they're just bad wrong for not learning the rules of civilized society? Youre the one who is confused, they understood the society they were born into and now theyre throwing a fit because its changing. But they dont fundamentally know how to change, they just know the rules and values they were indoctrinated with, because they had parents like you who just had different character creation ideology rng and taught them to be fundamentalists instead of people
Yep. Ben Shapiro and Daily Wire (along with PragerU) are literally the ones coming to indoctrinate your kids.
ELMO and BIG HERO 69 will make your children WOKE
The reason he made this video is because Sesame Street did a “get vaccinated” PSA with Elmo, and there was also an ad for tampons and pads where Baymax helped carry them through the store😭 The culture war goes crazy
Wait, are tampons woke now?
Pretty sure anything associated with women is woke now.
No, no. It's acknowledging anything associated with women openly and as mature adults and recognizing that women aren't some mysterious other species. They somehow think that, in addition to giving women agency and destigmatizing things that never should have been stigmatized in the first place, it's "feminizing" boys and making them gay.
Recently worked at a convention center. Clients can direct bathroom wishes, so each bathroom has feminine products. Little boys *always* rip a few open, sometimes they jam the urinals. Older men freak out on occasion "Why is this here!?" They expect me to argue or something but i just take the trash and wipe the mirrors.
Hell yeah! Real women use fucking wine stoppers!
Shoving cylinders of cork up your punani to own the libs
Real american woman (who aren't w*ke) just salute while watching american sniper on repeat until the blood turns red white and blue!
No, real women use a moon cup and then do rituals with the collected blood
☹️
This is one of the dumber culture war outrages: ( [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEVWYwrKOr8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEVWYwrKOr8) ) Betamax is confused by the different kinds of menstrual products, and one of the people who helps him out has a blue pink and white tank top, who probably was intended to represent a trans man or non-binary person. That's it. The entire "controversy" is just that a one line-character who likes pads with wings might be a trans man.
That's a cute ad, thanks for sharing. The colors of the tank top seem a tad on the nose and it feels a bit too much like pandering for my taste, but it's a nice change of pace and I'm glad there's no one doing cartwheels in white pants telling us how good they feel
There are two genders. Male, and *Political*.
Yeah they are and for the dumbest of reasons. A bunch of incels are like "they will stretch a woman out..." I don't even know where to start there.
That says a lot about p*nis size lol
This is the internet, you're allowed to say penis lol
Yay! Peeeeennnnisssss!
I mean the things people say very very rarely describe their motivations. The people saying the extra stupid shit are just being manipulated by media forces with more coherent agendas
There was a trans guy buying tampons
And there was one character in that ad who was implied to be a trans man
Baymax just wants a hug
I just find it hilarious that there are kids shows that are VERY overt with their politics (a very popular recent one had a very unsubtle christo-fascist as its villain, along with gay main characters and explicit criticism of capitalism), but instead Benny decides to go after fucking Elmo. And just to clarify I think this is a good thing.
What’s the first show? Sounds like smth I need to watch
Owl House, very good but its from Disney so it takes a while before they get to tell the story they want to tell (like 2/3rds through season 1, though the stuff preceding that certainly isn't bad).
Because we know what side ben is on
If a porn parody called “Big Hero 69” doesn’t exist, Someone is asleep at the wheel… giant inflatable costumes, over the top squeaks, “Are you satisfied with your care?”
I DON'T KNOW... HE MAY HAVE A POINT... i used to love "elmo's world" and now I'm a leftist he had his goldfish and his crayons, too. you know what you can do with crayons? draw rainbows. you know what rainbows are? *GAY.* libs owned by facts and logic again! >:(
That's just what your local dope fiend calls them as they discuss their plans to brainwash the children. Their reals names are Satan and the Harbinger of Doom, recognise their photos and spread the word!
ELJEEBEETEEMO*
Stop touching me elmo
Let’s play the time stamp guessing game! Woke - 0:01 Grooming: 0:15 Transgender ideology: 2:36
Communism - 4:14
He'd probably go with socialism instead of communism
Or make it even more vague and meaningless with "marxism" or really go crazy and Jordan Peterson it up with "post-modern neo-Marxism"
I doubt Peterson even understands postmodernism or Neo-Marxism; he just spouts superfluous word salad to idiots who are convinced they’re listening to the greatest philosopher who ever lived. I tried watching the debate he did with Zizek—it was just painful to watch.
Funny enough, postmodernism and Marxism are mutually exclusive, they both reject the other. Zizek brought this up in his debate with Peterson and Peterson did not have a good response lol
This is a point zizek and many in his wake made, and nobody cares but its not really a good one or true. Yeah, very orthodox marxism would reject postmodernism and an egregiously modernist interpretation of postmoderns lives and dies by "no meta-narratives" or whatever, which is to say plenty of people argue for a rejection on both sides. But dialectics entails its own demise--that is its premise. Marx himself would argue that new philosophies would replace marxism after proven to be more correct or better descriptive. He was right and the postmodern disillusion was a product of the trend he was at the center of, which was to start seeing human ideologies and thoughts and languages for the real world systems that produce them and their evolutions, instead of for their diegetic Truth values and the internally consistent worlds of ideas they build up. Far enough down this road you start asking things like "is matter real or just a social construct" and eventually even more nuanced things like "is spacetime real or just a data structure we evolved to project sensory data onto?" so orthodox marxism has obvious problems to face and the marxist way forward is simply to stop being orthodox and follow marxs critique of ideology through to the self-critique of marxist ideology. Which is frankly uber-zizekian so its a real peave of mine that he uses this argument even if it does zing peterson
Of course he doesn't. But because his audience doesn't know dick about postmodernism or Marxism, they take it on faith that their youtube daddy does. Peterson is what happens when you tell an entire generation that studying the humanities is a waste of time.
"Libruhls" - instead of commas.
The best part of the video is at 6:03
Were there any mentions of race perchance?
At times I wonder if people would like Ben more if he dropped all the political stuff and just became a let's play channel
Nah I think he’s crazy unlikeable unless he’s actively reaffirming your opinions. Even in middle school when I went on a right-wing arc I thought he was annoying
Respect for your character arc
Dementia
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Respect for your character arc
Respect for your character arc
We love the gender-critical to transfeminine pipeline
Same. Dap me up sis
Dementia
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If he did a let's play, he would sit there and try to over analyze every single action in the game to still try to sound smart
I would love to see him play gmod
I'd watch him stumble his way through playing one of Paradox's grand strategy games
Off the shapiro topic but honestly that would be good content to just set a few people up with specifically the worst game for their personality types and make them race/survive the longest before rage quitting
He'd just talk about games being woke instead of tv shows
Least charismatic man possible
He just wanted to direct movies. Problem is he's a terrible writer.
He's too racist to be a regular writer, he keeps writing racial stereotypes into his stories. That book he wrote often gets picked apart for basically being Nazi propaganda.
Super gay too.
> That book he wrote often gets picked apart for basically being Nazi propaganda. And for it's absolutely terrible writing. He really should hire an editor.
And he's a legacy and he still couldn't make it! In nepotism driven Hollywood. I swear, I see the name "Shapiro" in the credits all the time for sitcoms and movies.
he literally sounds like the "erm actually" meme
he sounds exactly like that lololol
And what? Watch him for his personality? Lol ok
His voice is insufferable, he has no talent whatsoever and anti charisma. If he made a Let’s Play it’d be dead on arrival
I once thought he probably had some good points, after the “where does it state that?” “In the name…” which of course does make sense, then you just go a bit further down the rabbit hole, and oh god the arrogance and ignorance is frightening.
Every person has to eventually learn the important skill of being wrong with grace. Except Ben Shapiro of course, since he has been rewarded extensively in both money and fame by being aggressively wrong to camera for ~20 years. He’d probably still be extremely annoying no matter what he was doing, that’s what never getting hit with a (literal or metaphorical) brick does to a person.
Maybe he could post a Wolfenstein let’s play where BJ’s voice has been entirely replaced with him reading the lines, I’d watch that exactly once
Funniest retirement possible
You can convince a conservative parent of anything by telling them that people who say the opposite thing are coming for their kids
What’s hilarious is that it’s childless folks or empty-nesters with adult children who are the most obsessed with this “they’re coming for your kids” panic rhetoric
It’s probably because a lot of them had children who grew up to resent their parents or the rest of their family doesn’t really want to spend time with them. They want to blame their family not wanting them around on someone, and they’ll be damned if that someone is their own bigoted ideology.
"Why do my adult children hate me? Must be the libral media!"
Sometimes it seems like empty nesters have two choices: adopt the world’s worst dog and baby that, or immediately adopt fringe political opinions. What happened to just chilling on the porch with a glass of iced tea, do that instead
My parents moved to a larger farm and started breeding dairy goats when I flew the nest. Never seen my mother so emotionally healthy and happy. Sorta first choice, but better, because now I get cheese and baby goat cuddle sessions when I visit instead of the horrible dog my grandmother got when her last child left (I was 8 at that time and hated that fucking dog, I hate to say that about any animal but he smelled horrible all the time and was a menace… I’ve get to meet a properly trained Portuguese water dog that doesn’t smell like a butt)
What you can't convince a conservative parent of is their responsibility to raise their kids. All these arguments are based around programs that you as a parent don't have to show your kids...
"The call is coming from inside the house!"
What did elmo do
Taught kids about empathy
Appears he teamed up with Baymax to warn parents about Ben Shapiro coming for their children.
You don't have to do anything. Fox called Mr. Rodgers "an evil genius" and "the root of all our problems". [https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/fox-fred-rogers-evil/](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/fox-fred-rogers-evil/)
I feel bad for their kids
It's not a fun household to grow up in.
I remember being a kid and republicans hating The Simpsons, Harry Potter, and Pokemon. Now they hate elmo and baymax?
For the same reasons too. They destroy family values (not strictly showing straight same-race Christians)
They hate anything that doesn’t have the stamp of the Bible. Hell they hate Jesus Christ too if he comes back and goes by a different name.
Jesus Christ? You mean the middle eastern long haired hippy Jew who went around telling people to love thy neighbor and all that woke Liberal stuff? Conservative types get angry if you quote their own Bible back at them, if it refutes their hateful views
The ONLY one who’s gonna be coming after MY kid is ME after I’ve had TWELVE RUM and COKES
You need Jesus, and Ben shapiro is here to kill him for you.
Something something Judeo-christian values...
Read this in Mr. Plinkett's voice.
He's really must be running low on material
What's his excuse, his sisters got mountains of it?!
Tits and feet aside, Abby at least has a discernable skill
No baymax please don’t
Healthcare must be stopped!
You ever heard of a Baymax sandwich?
Look out! Elmo might teach your kids to have empathy for their common human! What a disaster that would be
Republicans: Fight to legalize child marriage, lower the age of consent, and decriminalize rape nationwide Republicans: Keep getting caught with minors and involved with child trafficking Also Republicans: “THEY’RE AFTER YOUR KIDS!!11111”
The only one coming for kids here is Ben Shapiro.
Elmo and Baymax are specifically after your kids. They’re heading towards your kids right now.
You mean teaching decency and good values to your kids that you yourself lack due to poor/backward upbringing?
HEY GUYS! DID YOU KNOW THAT THE ENIGMATIC AND DIABOLICAL "THEY" ARE COMING FOR YOUR CHILDREN?!!!!
I laughed but is this 'comedyheaven'? This is just ben.
i guess bc baymax and elmo are so innocuous that it's funny that they would be characterized as threats. like if u see the title "they're coming for your children" you'd thing of some big scary thing but it's just that lol
Ben is such a joke. It’s everything he says to gaslight everyone then that whiny sniveling voice. Ugh.
https://preview.redd.it/8exk483kdcad1.jpeg?width=440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da0125c2bdf2c5e749f80c988c3823941bdf3f28 \*evil laugh\*
Who, Donald and Jeffrey? Yes Ben we know!!!!!
Yes conservatives are coming for your kids which is why you should keep kids away from conservatives.
The title is right. Shapiro is just wrong on who « they » are.
Lol doesn't this angry gremlin have his own politically motivated children's show?
Tickle me Elmo
The big white blob (on the right) was created to give free health care. Of course Republicans hate it.
This looks like an anti meme
Can this bootleg eminem just drop his show and go somewhere else
Um, which party is for no sex education, forced birth, no acceptance of LGBTQ+, kids books bans, purity balls for girls only, separating immigrant families from their children, church pastors preying on children, billionaires trafficking children without consequences... Which party is coming for the children, Ben? Your party, Ben.
Call the bakery to complain and the person on the other end says "Cope harder" and hangs up
Ben looks like they accidentally look a picture of him while he was getting ready for the actual shot but they got confused and used this one
midgets?
Let's be real here, Shapiro wouldn't know about coming if it were explained to him with pictures.
https://preview.redd.it/lib16exuodad1.jpeg?width=568&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0f96c838d759ca6cbb0063fa7ee3501be0082f7
EVERYONE FUCKING HIDE
Who's coming for your children, Ben? Child protection services?
Didn’t news come out that Trump is a known pedophile?
Where will they go after that???
Ben Shapiro's favorite books: [https://vipreads.com/vip/ben-shapiro](https://vipreads.com/vip/ben-shapiro)
Does that creepy looking tool use Nutella for eyebrows?
Teaching kids to share their crayons and count to 10 is clearly woke propaganda /s
I haven't laughed this hard in a while, thank you for sharing!
Can somebody just give his screenplay a shot so he can drop the high-pitched angry squealing about liberal cartoons
leave Elmo out of this-
Fuck, take them. I'm tired. /s
Better coming after than coming on I say.
I loved Elmo when i was a kid, i wish he came for me
Baymaxxed and Elmopilled
THEY
At least they're not coming *to* your kids
oooh elmo's gonna getcha
Isn't kids what kids shows supposed to target?
Of course he’s concerned about Elmo brainwashing kids, who will he brainwash if Elmo gets them first?
They who??
Jelly Bean Sharpirous
Is this about Trump and Epstein?
Who? Donald Trump is coming after your daughters? Yes we know.
The zombies are coming >!for your kids!<
This site has been very, VERY good for this guy. Free advertising all day and night.
He’s talking about the church right ?
I’ve been saying Ben Shapiro is coming for your kids for years now