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As a zombie I was free and could wander and do as I see fit, food shelter no one withheld it.
Now you have cursed me to this life of taxes, work, obligations, money all these only only make my life worse.
Let me return the the freedom of eating brains.
I, a human, condemns you, a zombie wanderer, to be a part of the society. Get ready to be judged for clothes u wear, the skin you have and the academic experience you have gathered. Welcome.....to a world of debt and EMIs
Spoilers for Shaun of the dead! Go watch it! It’s great!
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That's probably how chickens feel.
Then when you consider that chickens evolved from dinosaurs and millions of years ago dinosaurs feasted on puny mammals, it's even weirder.
There was a Ghostbusters animated episode that ended with a group of Werewolves and a group of Vampires biting and turning each other continuously whilst the Ghostbusters simply left them to it..
Theis reminds me of an X Files episode (season 10 episode 3). In it a lizardman is bitten my a man and becomes a human during the day time. He basically laments spending his days doing human things like working and paying taxes. Probably one of the funniest episodes they did.
There was an X Files episode like this. A dude bites a lizardman in the forest and he turns into a human tells Mulder „I got sudden urge to take out mortgage and get a puppy”
So you're saying that there are more humans today who sit down everyday on their desk and open their computers and create some made up news and then burn their time money and energy to spread it, than, humans who just wind up playing video games. Cool!
Dear sir,
Altho I made this comic in 2017, i understand your concern. I will make corrections in the comics to come. Please let this one pass.
Sincere regards,
Me
Ummmm ...i don't know about animals. They are not tied to a pattern. Like your labrador might go and sleep at 9 am in the morning if he/she would want to. But humans, they got a steady income to maintain, and hustle and shit
"THEY'RE FORCING THEM TO INTERACT WITH **PEOPLE**?!?!?"
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When you got bitten you feel a strange urge to do taxes
Taxes..... ![gif](giphy|hyyV7pnbE0FqLNBAzs|downsized)
Could have been worse, the zombie could also have turned into a Lego mini-figure like the son :P
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As a zombie I was free and could wander and do as I see fit, food shelter no one withheld it. Now you have cursed me to this life of taxes, work, obligations, money all these only only make my life worse. Let me return the the freedom of eating brains.
I, a human, condemns you, a zombie wanderer, to be a part of the society. Get ready to be judged for clothes u wear, the skin you have and the academic experience you have gathered. Welcome.....to a world of debt and EMIs
Nightmare for zombies
Who'd wana do taxes and maintain a 9-5 gig. You're right
They better go peashooter themselves
You know they gave him the old controller with stick drift
Bites so strong his shirt grows back
That’s how me and my boyfriend got our house boy.
You're living in the year 3000
"Braaaaains" "No no, its *Brian*."
"In order to defeat the Zombie it became necessary to think like the Zombie, we can ill afford another Battle of Yonkers"
Spoilers for Shaun of the dead! Go watch it! It’s great! https://preview.redd.it/icp9jkqz9rqc1.jpeg?width=298&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=656fada25053ebbd23b4b0c8eb4eb2cff6f6122a
#”You can’t escape paying taxes that easily!”
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They were free from death and taxes for too long
I’d watch this movie
That's probably how chickens feel. Then when you consider that chickens evolved from dinosaurs and millions of years ago dinosaurs feasted on puny mammals, it's even weirder.
A fate worse than death.
"Oh God! I gotta go to work now?"
I think he likes his new life.
There was a Ghostbusters animated episode that ended with a group of Werewolves and a group of Vampires biting and turning each other continuously whilst the Ghostbusters simply left them to it..
Theis reminds me of an X Files episode (season 10 episode 3). In it a lizardman is bitten my a man and becomes a human during the day time. He basically laments spending his days doing human things like working and paying taxes. Probably one of the funniest episodes they did.
What goes around comes around, Zander.
There was an X Files episode like this. A dude bites a lizardman in the forest and he turns into a human tells Mulder „I got sudden urge to take out mortgage and get a puppy”
Dunno, "zombie by zombie standards equals gamer" gives off a boomer vibe and I'm uncomfortable with this comic.
What do you fancy the zombie doing as a human?
Spreading fake news. It'd make better social commentary.
So you're saying that there are more humans today who sit down everyday on their desk and open their computers and create some made up news and then burn their time money and energy to spread it, than, humans who just wind up playing video games. Cool!
Uuuuhhhhh... yeah, let's go with that
I'm pretty sure they are just turning into a human and doing human things
But according to this comic, people do zombie biting.
Fr i immediately thought "hurr durr phone bad, r/im40andthisisdeep "
Dinner plate sized controllers. Not wireless. Sir, when was the last time you saw a video game?
Dear sir, Altho I made this comic in 2017, i understand your concern. I will make corrections in the comics to come. Please let this one pass. Sincere regards, Me
Very good kind sir, I look forward to your future efforts :)
egad what a loophole
\*Human unpocalypse?
https://youtu.be/GtDMtsmaFRU?si=zbCRf6-rNOhqOF-L
What an absolute horror, imagine gaining consciousness...
And now u gotta live without healthcare and social security
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Gee golly, I guess that makes my pet Labrador a zombie too!
Ummmm ...i don't know about animals. They are not tied to a pattern. Like your labrador might go and sleep at 9 am in the morning if he/she would want to. But humans, they got a steady income to maintain, and hustle and shit
Zombies live on brains. Fate worse than un-death for zombie is unending brainless video game and social media.
Still ~cis~ green tho
I thought this would cross it. Google lied to me.
"THEY'RE FORCING THEM TO INTERACT WITH **PEOPLE**?!?!?" https://preview.redd.it/x5jv36ro2jrc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99f27276dcc60c9bb1a92413ab529ff356d66811