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DerRaumdenker

When you got bitten you feel a strange urge to do taxes


SpaceboyCantLol_

Taxes..... ![gif](giphy|hyyV7pnbE0FqLNBAzs|downsized)


Foxheart47

Could have been worse, the zombie could also have turned into a Lego mini-figure like the son :P


JaneDoesharkhugger

![gif](giphy|qUTM0xtQ2MrDXNlCXS)


SpaceboyCantLol_

![gif](giphy|26ufcVAp3AiJJsrIs)


nightred

As a zombie I was free and could wander and do as I see fit, food shelter no one withheld it. Now you have cursed me to this life of taxes, work, obligations, money all these only only make my life worse. Let me return the the freedom of eating brains.


SpaceboyCantLol_

I, a human, condemns you, a zombie wanderer, to be a part of the society. Get ready to be judged for clothes u wear, the skin you have and the academic experience you have gathered. Welcome.....to a world of debt and EMIs


_EternalVoid_

Nightmare for zombies


SpaceboyCantLol_

Who'd wana do taxes and maintain a 9-5 gig. You're right


JRisverycool180

They better go peashooter themselves


[deleted]

You know they gave him the old controller with stick drift


Raende

Bites so strong his shirt grows back


iamafancypotato

That’s how me and my boyfriend got our house boy.


SpaceboyCantLol_

You're living in the year 3000


OffOption

"Braaaaains" "No no, its *Brian*."


GuntertheFloppsyGoat

"In order to defeat the Zombie it became necessary to think like the Zombie, we can ill afford another Battle of Yonkers"


Orangefish08

Spoilers for Shaun of the dead! Go watch it! It’s great! https://preview.redd.it/icp9jkqz9rqc1.jpeg?width=298&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=656fada25053ebbd23b4b0c8eb4eb2cff6f6122a


TheNecromancer981

#”You can’t escape paying taxes that easily!”


SpaceboyCantLol_

![gif](giphy|AGlZ6JCoB0jPa|downsized)


UnderskilledPlayer

They were free from death and taxes for too long


HamsterAdorable2666

I’d watch this movie


DumbNBANephew

That's probably how chickens feel.  Then when you consider that chickens evolved from dinosaurs and millions of years ago dinosaurs feasted on puny mammals, it's even weirder.


Uebelkraehe

A fate worse than death.


rob132

"Oh God! I gotta go to work now?"


radyBOMB

I think he likes his new life.


lontrinium

There was a Ghostbusters animated episode that ended with a group of Werewolves and a group of Vampires biting and turning each other continuously whilst the Ghostbusters simply left them to it..


JarrenDrahn

Theis reminds me of an X Files episode (season 10 episode 3). In it a lizardman is bitten my a man and becomes a human during the day time. He basically laments spending his days doing human things like working and paying taxes. Probably one of the funniest episodes they did.


CinderP200

What goes around comes around, Zander.


Sosowski

There was an X Files episode like this. A dude bites a lizardman in the forest and he turns into a human tells Mulder „I got sudden urge to take out mortgage and get a puppy”


Prudent_Payment_3877

Dunno, "zombie by zombie standards equals gamer" gives off a boomer vibe and I'm uncomfortable with this comic.


SpaceboyCantLol_

What do you fancy the zombie doing as a human?


Prudent_Payment_3877

Spreading fake news. It'd make better social commentary.


SpaceboyCantLol_

So you're saying that there are more humans today who sit down everyday on their desk and open their computers and create some made up news and then burn their time money and energy to spread it, than, humans who just wind up playing video games. Cool!


Prudent_Payment_3877

Uuuuhhhhh... yeah, let's go with that


vanishingbell

I'm pretty sure they are just turning into a human and doing human things


Nomenus-rex

But according to this comic, people do zombie biting.


Syncopationist

Fr i immediately thought "hurr durr phone bad, r/im40andthisisdeep "


polishhottie69

Dinner plate sized controllers. Not wireless. Sir, when was the last time you saw a video game?


SpaceboyCantLol_

Dear sir, Altho I made this comic in 2017, i understand your concern. I will make corrections in the comics to come. Please let this one pass. Sincere regards, Me


polishhottie69

Very good kind sir, I look forward to your future efforts :)


[deleted]

egad what a loophole


TraderOfGoods

\*Human unpocalypse?


External_Variety

https://youtu.be/GtDMtsmaFRU?si=zbCRf6-rNOhqOF-L


Mateille

What an absolute horror, imagine gaining consciousness...


SpaceboyCantLol_

And now u gotta live without healthcare and social security


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T_Lawliet

Gee golly, I guess that makes my pet Labrador a zombie too!


SpaceboyCantLol_

Ummmm ...i don't know about animals. They are not tied to a pattern. Like your labrador might go and sleep at 9 am in the morning if he/she would want to. But humans, they got a steady income to maintain, and hustle and shit


ittybittycitykitty

Zombies live on brains. Fate worse than un-death for zombie is unending brainless video game and social media.


OvertureCorp

Still ~cis~ green tho


OvertureCorp

I thought this would cross it. Google lied to me.


FlamingCroatan

"THEY'RE FORCING THEM TO INTERACT WITH **PEOPLE**?!?!?" https://preview.redd.it/x5jv36ro2jrc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99f27276dcc60c9bb1a92413ab529ff356d66811