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trpytlby

thats wayyy too bunched up all its gonna take is a couple of inferno cannons or one anthrax bomb truck then gg no re


w1987g

Haha, I had to check what sub I was in because I was like, "no way I found a Generals fan out in the wild"


starbucks_red_cup

"Inferno Cannon loaded."


AresAndy

*> Let's rain some fire!* *> hhhhheEEHEHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAH*


crysisnotaverted

Circling the wagons in the modern age lol.


pointman116

Horrific  Chronosphere accident has fused these unfortunate IFVs into a terrifying abomination of steel and flesh! Honestly Kane should probably take notes.


AxidentalJeepBuilder

Take notes? This is his mass-produced version.


dfieldhouse

Honestly seems like a very inefficient use of APC's. And it kinda looks like a bunch of Pontiac Aztecs all got dressed up in camo, got their tents out and tried to Dutch oven a fiat 500.


bobbobersin

This is a common formation when they are parked, it's called a coil, it lets them rapidly scatter when takeing fire without causing an accident but also gives cover to dismounted infentry and crew in rhe central area at least from non indirect fire


GAE_WEED_DAD_69

This also gives their APC's 360 degrees field of fire against any ambushers or guerillas.


Sinviras

Yep. It also keeps you out of the rain when the CO is lost in the Hawaiian mountains. I remember doing this more than a few times.


AxidentalJeepBuilder

>it lets them rapidly scatter when taking fire without causing an accident What if... Just what if I put them coils close enough to each other when they don't see me?


JCrew2009

It just looks like they were too lazy to build the tent. 😂


Mayoo614

If this doesn't come with a "new construction options" being shouted through the base communication, I riot


Ok_Broccoli5582

*Cluster missile ready*


Quiri1997

They're trying to deploy 8 MCVs in the same place, and this is what it looks like.


Hopeful_Cockroach

This reminds me of when rats get their tails get stuck together and they form what is called a "Rat King"


AxidentalJeepBuilder

These are "troop-crawlers", not "stoop-crawlers", Jesus!


Linaori

it aint stupid if it works


Mayoo614

Sir, I work in IT and can kindly assure you this expression is wrong.


Linaori

Ma'am I work I work in IT and can kindly assure you this expression is right.


AxidentalJeepBuilder

Your majesties, I don't work in IT and can not assure either of you whether this expression is right, but I can confirm that if you were to take all the DNA in your body and stretch it out, it would span approximately twice the diameter of the solar system, which is because the DNA in a single human cell is about 2 meters long when uncoiled, and the human body has an average of around 37 trillion cells.


TheBooneyBunes

Russian artillery FO gonna be salivating


Hottage

If they could get fires more accurate than a 6 digit grid reference maybe.


TheBooneyBunes

If you want to test that by way of a scientific experiment go ahead


AxidentalJeepBuilder

Isn't this the game where they stand in a circle with a big tarpaulin in their hands, with balls in it, and have to run to the other side under it? Or something, I don't know, I had no childhood.


EB_Normie

Where’s the cannon?


NoAccess6155

Same with British tanks then all arcs are covered


USRaven

This is actually fucking brilliant. I can’t tell you how many command post tents I’ve set up and torn down (dozens??). This is easy to set up and tear down, and you’re right by/inside your vehicles. Great cover while you’re in the center, with the exception of indirect fire.