When Shirley is in labour and the Dean tries to help by making eye contact “connect with me” and then just says in a very high pitched voice “ha ha ha ha ha”. I can’t even type it without laughing
The Dean has struck gold in this episode. He steals every scene and almost the whole episode.
___________________________________________
I got this. Shirley, look at me.
Look at my face.
Connect with me.
🎶Ha-ha-ha-ha🎶
*I don't know what to do!*
___________________________________________
Oh, goodness. Okay, this is not a big deal.
*Wait…* mean, it *is* a big deal.
It's just not a big *bad deal*, it's a big *good deal.*
If I could have everyone's attention...
We'd like not to have your attention.
Okay, give me your attention.
This student is having a baby.
What am I talking about? You already know.
Okay, here's what it is.
I'm gonna go get my Prius, I'm gonna pull around the back and I'm gonna drive her to the hospital.
I drive a Prius, which is pretty cool.
>**Dean, go!**
Dean gone.
__________________________________________
>Did you pull your car up?
**Uuhhh No**, *it’s been overturned!*
>*What?!*
Okay, look, I don't wanna alarm anyone, but the World Food Festival has taken a **dark** turn.
I guess some national ethnicities don't play nice with others and things have turned into a bit of a race... ‘kerfuffle’
>You mean "riot"?
Uh, let’s use "*kerfuffle*" for now, *okay, Mr. Winger?*
Oh, God. I was just trying to feed hungry foodies.
>I'm going to call an ambulance.
Oh there’s ambulances *out there*. They're *overturning those too!*
I mean, I didn't even know there *was* a difference between *North and South Korean barbeque*
I mean, *M.A.S.H.* lasted longer than that war. Get over it. *Am I right?*
^Don't ^print ^that.
Let's just quit jotting. Quit it... **Stop writing!**
_______________
>This has been quite a day. You can expect a cover-story in the next issue.
*In a good way*…like an article about what a good Dean I am?
>Absolutely
I did it, huhuhuh
I did it. I am *a good Dean!* **I am a good Dean!!**
I swear it gets funnier every time I watch it. Honestly the peak moment of hilarity is right after
"Who's she? Why does she have a rag?"
the short moment *before* she chloroforms him again, when they all just look at each other with the **widest eyes** is the peak of comedy to me
Troy "locking" the blanket fort while humming Daybreak that turns into the sad humming of Daybreak when he finds out about the disc... I die every time
Abed kills his line in the whole episode
“Excuse me… you’re all my friend needs”“, immediately followed up with ”The corners of your mouth aren’t turned up, I must’ve misread the situation”.
When Allen comes to the school and Pierce is talking about how he can get into any man's head while his is impenetrable
Pierce: "You're bald"
Allen: "yeah? So are you"
Pierce: "ILL KILL YOU!!"
Jeff: “What am I not good at?”
Britta: “Sex.”
When Chang asks who cheated and says “Grandpa?” in an old man voice while pointing at Pierce
BECAUSE I DON’T LOOK COOL IN SHORTS
Frankie: Are you? I don't know how to....I have a rule about being constructive, so I can't ask any questions right now as they're allrhetorical and end with the word idiot. Do you know what rhetorical is? Of course you don't, you're an idiot. I am sorry, I am so sorry...
Duncan and Chang in the showers.
>**Dr. Ian Duncan:** I'm sorry. Do you mind if we have this conversation in a room with less balls?
>
>\[nods in the direction of a middle-aged student showering\]
>
>**Dr. Ian Duncan:** You're very confident, I'll say that.
>
>**Senor Chang:** But you shouldn't be.
Everything about this scene kills me.
Duncan and Chang should have had their own show.
Or at least more scenes together.
My laugh out loud ridiculously hard scene was Duncan telling Jeff he was being childish then excused himself to use his force field to keep Chang from getting lunch 😂
Shirley: And certainly, if an introductory biology course at a community college can refute 2,000 years of miracles—
Hickey: You know...I could— I fought for this country. And I know you don't get to pick and choose the parts you fight for— but I know—
Elroy: Hi, how's everybody doing? I asked a damn question.
Can I be perfectly honest with you guys? I think I went too far with this one. I have to go to the *bank* today. What am I supposed to tell people? I have good news and bad news? Come on Craig, get your life together.
When Jeff proclaims his love for Britta in front of the anthro class, and Betty White, while sipping from a cup of her own urine, says "This is making me sick."
Abed over the Greendale campus wide intercom:
>*Attention Greendale students: Don't use the condoms! If you're going to have sex tonight, don't use condoms!*
It gets me every time. I love when they later reference it when the Dean had a raccoon in his office. He's crying to Annie saying that the things just skitters and keeps jumping out randomly. He says, you think it's gone but it just skitters again. I think that's in the Greendale commercial episode iirc.
A lot of Ian Duncan scenes:
“I seem to have left my purse in my duffel, and my duffel in the boot of my lorry!”
“Hey! British dentistry is not on trial here!”
“Can we go somewhere with less balls?”
the scene when abed freaks out when theyre turning the clocks back for daylight savings and annies like “dont worry, we get the hour back later this year!”, which abed reacts to with a perfectly cut screeamm
Just yesterday yt showed me the Dean's idea for season 7, which i did not remember. He mentioned they could have a third black person in the group, someone asks where he would sit, then they go into a fantasy scene of them around the table and there's this random black guy sitting on a stool in the corner, no lines, just staring. I died.
When Chang comes out of the vent screaming and Jeff says “how many vents are you gonna crawl out of this year?” and Chang’s face instantly goes from desperate agony to pensive and sad
When Abed asks for a cookie and they deny them because he sided with Franky, but then pulls out his own bag of cookies and declares: ''Yes, that was a test''
Kiss from a rose.
The fight scene.
He tweeted it????!!!! (And Abed’s smile and having fun being part of the joke at Jeff’s expense gets me every time!)
Weeeell boys and girls, I hope you brought your popsicles, because it's about to get scalding hot in the sun chamberrrrr! You already know the rules... BECAUSE THERE ARE-ENT ANY!!!!
Jeez Denis, are you on coke? Take that crap off and sit down.
There’s something about [Dennis screaming about the sun chamber](https://youtu.be/Bupp9YiJvNU?si=kkIV5mp2BXFiJ__G) that always requires multiple viewings
Clock being changed for daylight savings as Abed looks on in horror, comforted by Annie and Troy.
I love a good cutoff scream and that may be the best one in TV.
“I’m a [peanut bar](https://youtu.be/WZ2TC8duaoE?si=5cnW_XPmqd_B2jgt) and I’m here to say/
you’re checks will arrive on another day/
another day, another dime, another rhyme, another dollar/
another stuffed shirt with another white collar/
CRIMINALS, WALL STREET TAKING THE PIE/
AND ALL THE BLACK MAN GETS IS A PLATE OF WHITE LIES/…”
I'm just gonna drop this here. I laugh so hard every single time I've watched and rewatched. Just turns around and...
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLXtkGMk/
Jeff: “you know what this is?”
Abed: “yep-“
Jeff: “shutupthis is a normal day, among friends who are finished studying and a peak that maybe rolled away”
Theres a moment in one of the paintball episodes where the Dean is in his office and I think Jeff is banging on the doors and there's a slight pause and then the Dean shouts "just a minute!" That had me creasing
Everyone’s reaction after they found out Jeff kissed Annie after the Tranny Dance.. Annie running, charging up her punch, and landing it with full force, and then Abed walking in with a wedding party with a Jeff/Britta version of “Linger”.. “ and they’re in so deep, you know she’s just a fool for him, she has a Ring around her finger, and Abed hired an Irish singer, Britta’s marryin, Britta’s marryin, Britta’s marryin Jeffrey Winger”
"relax, i know these vents like the back of my chang" and just everything about that moment tbh
also anything involving Professor Duncan but that might just be my British-ness coming through
I remember the first time I ever watched this show I was absolutely blown away but also crying laughing when the gun safety scene took place. I legitimately couldn’t believe how well written, directed, shot, and acted all of it was (I think this is the moment I also really started to love Dan Harmon writing).
When Chang and the School Board fellows are interrogating Shirley and Hickey and his glasses fly across the table I laugh so hard my eyes close and have to rewind and watch it again until I’m inured and can actually see it
I freakin love that scene like why did he scream that and why did they all lose their minds 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 For me it was the d&d game with the dean. His death scene had me HOLLERING 😂😂😂
When Shirley is in labour and the Dean tries to help by making eye contact “connect with me” and then just says in a very high pitched voice “ha ha ha ha ha”. I can’t even type it without laughing
The Dean has struck gold in this episode. He steals every scene and almost the whole episode. ___________________________________________ I got this. Shirley, look at me. Look at my face. Connect with me. 🎶Ha-ha-ha-ha🎶 *I don't know what to do!* ___________________________________________ Oh, goodness. Okay, this is not a big deal. *Wait…* mean, it *is* a big deal. It's just not a big *bad deal*, it's a big *good deal.* If I could have everyone's attention... We'd like not to have your attention. Okay, give me your attention. This student is having a baby. What am I talking about? You already know. Okay, here's what it is. I'm gonna go get my Prius, I'm gonna pull around the back and I'm gonna drive her to the hospital. I drive a Prius, which is pretty cool. >**Dean, go!** Dean gone. __________________________________________ >Did you pull your car up? **Uuhhh No**, *it’s been overturned!* >*What?!* Okay, look, I don't wanna alarm anyone, but the World Food Festival has taken a **dark** turn. I guess some national ethnicities don't play nice with others and things have turned into a bit of a race... ‘kerfuffle’ >You mean "riot"? Uh, let’s use "*kerfuffle*" for now, *okay, Mr. Winger?* Oh, God. I was just trying to feed hungry foodies. >I'm going to call an ambulance. Oh there’s ambulances *out there*. They're *overturning those too!* I mean, I didn't even know there *was* a difference between *North and South Korean barbeque* I mean, *M.A.S.H.* lasted longer than that war. Get over it. *Am I right?* ^Don't ^print ^that. Let's just quit jotting. Quit it... **Stop writing!** _______________ >This has been quite a day. You can expect a cover-story in the next issue. *In a good way*…like an article about what a good Dean I am? >Absolutely I did it, huhuhuh I did it. I am *a good Dean!* **I am a good Dean!!**
Dean Magazine, cancelled after one issue. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Seriously under appreciated moment! Laughed just reading this
Same
WHAT THE HELL??!
What? I didn't know what to do!
Annie chloroforming the janitor, not once… BUT TWICE! And Troy’s reactions to Annie’s shenanigans when she breaks the special edition Batman disc.
My whole brain is crying rn
I swear it gets funnier every time I watch it. Honestly the peak moment of hilarity is right after "Who's she? Why does she have a rag?" the short moment *before* she chloroforms him again, when they all just look at each other with the **widest eyes** is the peak of comedy to me
These are both excellent bits. Crazy Annie is the best. 😂
WHYYYYY
Who ARE you?!
Troy "locking" the blanket fort while humming Daybreak that turns into the sad humming of Daybreak when he finds out about the disc... I die every time
"I usually have one foot out of reality and even I'm freaking out right now"
Abed kills his line in the whole episode “Excuse me… you’re all my friend needs”“, immediately followed up with ”The corners of your mouth aren’t turned up, I must’ve misread the situation”.
*They filmed this scene on location*
And she almost chloroforms herself. Blink and you'll miss it.
When Allen comes to the school and Pierce is talking about how he can get into any man's head while his is impenetrable Pierce: "You're bald" Allen: "yeah? So are you" Pierce: "ILL KILL YOU!!"
This one. It kills me every time. "I have hair." (Weeping) "I have hair."
It’s the way Pierce goes “c’mere!” that destroys me
Jeff: “What am I not good at?” Britta: “Sex.” When Chang asks who cheated and says “Grandpa?” in an old man voice while pointing at Pierce BECAUSE I DON’T LOOK COOL IN SHORTS
Cause I’m not cool in shorts!
That's a good Jeff!
the face that Jeff makes after Britta says that always makes me rewind
Frankie: Are you? I don't know how to....I have a rule about being constructive, so I can't ask any questions right now as they're allrhetorical and end with the word idiot. Do you know what rhetorical is? Of course you don't, you're an idiot. I am sorry, I am so sorry...
This while monologue is amazing
Suuuuch a dummy…
Literally watching this right now
STOP SAYING I'M DIFFERENT!
Betty White shooting a blow dart at Starburns!
I love rewatching the entire episode, but specifically the Vampire Abed sequence. It makes me giggle every time.
A different version of me, he might be a vampire
That clip is what convinced me to track down this show. It's my seizure-on-the-way-to-Damascus moment.
Yes!
When Jeff throws his phone and shout laughs out of anxiety in the hospital waiting room before meeting his 'dad'
Like shooting fish in a barrel
what do I know? i'm Jeff Winger's dumb gay dad
My platform would be one high enough to push Vickie off to her death
I love the bit later in the episode when we see she snapped and stabbed him in the face with the pencil.
Duncan and Chang in the showers. >**Dr. Ian Duncan:** I'm sorry. Do you mind if we have this conversation in a room with less balls? > >\[nods in the direction of a middle-aged student showering\] > >**Dr. Ian Duncan:** You're very confident, I'll say that. > >**Senor Chang:** But you shouldn't be. Everything about this scene kills me.
Duncan and Chang should have had their own show. Or at least more scenes together. My laugh out loud ridiculously hard scene was Duncan telling Jeff he was being childish then excused himself to use his force field to keep Chang from getting lunch 😂
idk why.. but chang is so scrumptious to me in this scene😩
The Payday rap. Especially the ending "I don't know what that was!"
Don’t step, don’t step to me. I like coffee and water, don’t step to me.
I lost it!
BARACK OBAMA IS SCAAAARED OF ME
I love watching his little arms sticking out of the suit.
Britta’s face after that.
The Dean is such an icon.
For some reason the funniest part to me is watching Jeff at the end while he's watching the dean run away.
Every time. And after the first time I'm not even laughing, just in awe at what I'm seeing.
“Its time to Tina “Turn-er” the clock back!”
Shirley: And certainly, if an introductory biology course at a community college can refute 2,000 years of miracles— Hickey: You know...I could— I fought for this country. And I know you don't get to pick and choose the parts you fight for— but I know— Elroy: Hi, how's everybody doing? I asked a damn question.
The immediacy of "I asked a damn question" kills me.
Every. Time.
That Hickey line was the best.
The Hector the Well-Endowed scene
When Troy starts taking notes I lost it
"I cuddle her for the appropriate amount of time" Troy, with his notebook out, "And how long is that?"
Again?
Can I be perfectly honest with you guys? I think I went too far with this one. I have to go to the *bank* today. What am I supposed to tell people? I have good news and bad news? Come on Craig, get your life together.
When my toddler (who is not named Craig) has a tantrum, I mutter "come on, Craig, get your life together" before I help him get it together lol
That's my top pick, too. I really want that as a Halloween costume. As a nonbinary human, it seems particularly appealing as a costume
When Jeff proclaims his love for Britta in front of the anthro class, and Betty White, while sipping from a cup of her own urine, says "This is making me sick."
Abed over the Greendale campus wide intercom: >*Attention Greendale students: Don't use the condoms! If you're going to have sex tonight, don't use condoms!*
Yeah…. Because my favorite part of role playing games is being told exactly what to do… Dean: Me too!
BABA BOOEY BABA BOOEY BABA BOOOEY! Can never get enough of Leonard.
Annie, Abed, and Troy on their heist in Alan's office. Troy: "My whole brain is crying!"
The way he’s sort of hop-skip-dancing as he says that is *poetry*
the fat dog bit where they have to defend their decorations to annie!
The cat in the basement on Halloween
IS SOMEONE THROWING HIM??
BACKBURNER TROY! We need to deal with this cat
It gets me every time. I love when they later reference it when the Dean had a raccoon in his office. He's crying to Annie saying that the things just skitters and keeps jumping out randomly. He says, you think it's gone but it just skitters again. I think that's in the Greendale commercial episode iirc.
BNL
Oh they’re BNL now? We need a shorthand for the bare naked ladies, that’s how fundamental they are?
It's in the bloopers but Alison's incredulous gasp is so funny
When Jeff is Goldbluming
The scene with the Japanese kid convinces the dean to bring Jeff 6 cans of olives made me laugh so hard I couldn’t breathe.
FIVE CANS???
I often think about that day.
i just secret that way with love
You should be like Calvin. His best friend was a tiger, he always went on dope adventures, and if anything stood in his way, he just peed on it.
To have Jeffrey inside of me.
That did not happen
A lot of Ian Duncan scenes: “I seem to have left my purse in my duffel, and my duffel in the boot of my lorry!” “Hey! British dentistry is not on trial here!” “Can we go somewhere with less balls?”
the scene when abed freaks out when theyre turning the clocks back for daylight savings and annies like “dont worry, we get the hour back later this year!”, which abed reacts to with a perfectly cut screeamm
They said market price...WHAT MARKET ARE YOU SHOPPING AT!?
That time pierce had three flu shots and almost became a living god.
“I’m not one to hold a grudge. My father held grudges; I’ll always hate him for that.”
Troy freaking out cause Pierce got Levar Burton to show up instead of giving him a picture "I HATE YOU PIERCE!" *shrieks
You can’t disappoint a photo!
Because I don’t look cool in shorts!
[удалено]
One mechanical alligator!
Are you screwing with me?!
Britta's frustration in that bit felt so real
Why can I not picture this? Which episode?
Season 6, when Jeff is trying to get Elroy to like him and he books Natalie is Freezing for a dance
AND I HAD A LOT OF MOUNTAIN DEW THAT DAY
I think someone threw urine in my face! - Jeff Sometimes I surprise even myself! - Pierce. Lol
In the flashback episode when they do the montage of all the Dean’s costumed entrances
Just yesterday yt showed me the Dean's idea for season 7, which i did not remember. He mentioned they could have a third black person in the group, someone asks where he would sit, then they go into a fantasy scene of them around the table and there's this random black guy sitting on a stool in the corner, no lines, just staring. I died.
Link?
They sit wherever they want to sit, as of the 1960s. https://youtu.be/DQkMk7Y2Qks?si=Fq13MxSO4ACnRFDn
Name is Annie Edison, but people call me psycho because I had a nervous breakdown in high school. My partner is a Christian housewife.
"Isn't that right, black hitler?"
When Jeff’s turns around while wearing aviator glasses and the Dean falls on the ground and convulses.
Look at his shadow!
"This cafeteria is hereby declared a bitch free zone!" because what the hell is Britta doing after that.
i say mbritta for the WIIIN’ a lil too often
When Chang comes out of the vent screaming and Jeff says “how many vents are you gonna crawl out of this year?” and Chang’s face instantly goes from desperate agony to pensive and sad
*I got a real big penis and I drink lots of tea*
Troy and Abed’s “Christmas Infiltration” rap in Regional Holiday Music (the Glee episode).
When Abed asks for a cookie and they deny them because he sided with Franky, but then pulls out his own bag of cookies and declares: ''Yes, that was a test''
You have great taste in scenes! (pretzels) Now I want to rewatch the whole episode
I usually have to watch Abed's Nicolas Cage freak out at least two or three times.
Kiss from a rose. The fight scene. He tweeted it????!!!! (And Abed’s smile and having fun being part of the joke at Jeff’s expense gets me every time!)
Weeeell boys and girls, I hope you brought your popsicles, because it's about to get scalding hot in the sun chamberrrrr! You already know the rules... BECAUSE THERE ARE-ENT ANY!!!! Jeez Denis, are you on coke? Take that crap off and sit down.
The entire D&D episode. I fucking die everytime I watch that episode
Which one?
There’s something about [Dennis screaming about the sun chamber](https://youtu.be/Bupp9YiJvNU?si=kkIV5mp2BXFiJ__G) that always requires multiple viewings
LOOK AT HIS SHADOW
That is definitely my wife's choice I would say just the entirety of paradigms of human memory, I piss myself every time for the entire episode
Clock being changed for daylight savings as Abed looks on in horror, comforted by Annie and Troy. I love a good cutoff scream and that may be the best one in TV.
“I’m a [peanut bar](https://youtu.be/WZ2TC8duaoE?si=5cnW_XPmqd_B2jgt) and I’m here to say/ you’re checks will arrive on another day/ another day, another dime, another rhyme, another dollar/ another stuffed shirt with another white collar/ CRIMINALS, WALL STREET TAKING THE PIE/ AND ALL THE BLACK MAN GETS IS A PLATE OF WHITE LIES/…”
When Hickey holds up the bag with Troy’s quarter, and the young guy gets sick looking at it Cracks me up every time
Have you met me??
Troy fighting through the Zombies and going "Hey Jeff, always cool" and cut to Zombie Jeff just jamming keys on his phone
Pierce's drugs trip in the Halloween episode.
You have, a full-on erection.
Tell me about Sputnik, Pierce
Meow
Abed “Jeff you’re goldbluming” Jeff’s goldblum face
The Dean rapping dressed as a Payday Bar
You’re sick Vickie, go home
Darcy go home
I'm just gonna drop this here. I laugh so hard every single time I've watched and rewatched. Just turns around and... https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLXtkGMk/
"Did someone say pigasus? A word I understand in every language" Jeff's face after is genuinely my favourite reaction of the whole show
“Why are Jeff and Britta making fun of those handicapped kids?”
I swear they’re just for sex!
S1 through 6
WHAT MARKET ARE YOU BUYING FROM
Jeff: “you know what this is?” Abed: “yep-“ Jeff: “shutupthis is a normal day, among friends who are finished studying and a peak that maybe rolled away”
During Pierce's dad's funeral and he tells Jeff "I don't know, I looked it up on the wiki-pe-dia" just the way he says it is so funny to me 😂
Pierce talking about Vicki (and her overbite) in the debate.
Theres a moment in one of the paintball episodes where the Dean is in his office and I think Jeff is banging on the doors and there's a slight pause and then the Dean shouts "just a minute!" That had me creasing
*EVEN HIS SHADOWWW!!* 🤣🤣🤣
Everyone’s reaction after they found out Jeff kissed Annie after the Tranny Dance.. Annie running, charging up her punch, and landing it with full force, and then Abed walking in with a wedding party with a Jeff/Britta version of “Linger”.. “ and they’re in so deep, you know she’s just a fool for him, she has a Ring around her finger, and Abed hired an Irish singer, Britta’s marryin, Britta’s marryin, Britta’s marryin Jeffrey Winger”
Hawthorne wipes jingles ending with "AT THE PICNIC!!!!" Unbelievably good delivery.
"It's going to be a maze" "Ooooh"
Now! This is a man, who KNOWS how to marry his cousin!
Look at his shadow, LOOK AT HIS SHADOW
I SWEAR THEYRE JUST FOR SEX!!!!!
"relax, i know these vents like the back of my chang" and just everything about that moment tbh also anything involving Professor Duncan but that might just be my British-ness coming through
Abed's Don Draper.
Annie trying to convince herself she can recreate the Batman commentary 😂👏🏼😂👏🏼😂👏🏼😂👏🏼
JESUS WEPT! For there were no more worlds to conquer
Don't eat the crab dip, yeayeay
"Boop be doop be doop doop, SEX!"
I remember the first time I ever watched this show I was absolutely blown away but also crying laughing when the gun safety scene took place. I legitimately couldn’t believe how well written, directed, shot, and acted all of it was (I think this is the moment I also really started to love Dan Harmon writing).
When Chang and the School Board fellows are interrogating Shirley and Hickey and his glasses fly across the table I laugh so hard my eyes close and have to rewind and watch it again until I’m inured and can actually see it
I freakin love that scene like why did he scream that and why did they all lose their minds 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 For me it was the d&d game with the dean. His death scene had me HOLLERING 😂😂😂
This is totally meta.
The deans payday rap
Payday song.
Troy re-entering the apartment with the pizzas in Remedial Chais Theory
[*We’re gonna finally be fine!*](https://youtu.be/HXXuk6k07j8?si=nLklnl7FKpS2N9S0)
I love the episode where Jess plays the dean, I’ve got my Jeff impersonating the dean impression down!
Frankie and Elroy learning about the past of the study group had me dying of laughter