Agreed, but it's not consistent with the rest of the "To (verb)..." formatting of the other entries. Also people on here tend to have weird reactions to things (like taking quotes directly from the show for these descriptions).
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To wind up in a situation of far more consequence than you intended, as a result of a simple action.
For example, getting in line for ice cream resulting in being a candidate for president.
When we get to koogler it should be something like “to have your show cancelled twice so you go back to community college and creep on young coeds”.
I love AD lol
To enforce first rule of Club Club, then the second rule, that is, if you're a hot lady, you have to have sex with me. And then there's a bunch of rules and restrictions that they've just now been adding because of the lawsuits based on that second rule, which I'm not allowed to call a rule. That was my screw up.
Not sure if it just hasn't been put up yet. But before seeing the last page. And before seeing everyone who's quote was blank. I legit bust out laughing so hard and thought it was genius.
And also sorry if this was already decided. But Starburns should stay blank. And he Def should stay the first one you see from the last page.
When you are such a mess, it’s like God spilled a person
I really want this one to win. The CRISIS ALERT thing is just one facet of this crazy multitudinous individual.
CRISIS ALERT. This comment is NOT at the top of the feed
If this doesn’t win, I’m unsubscribing from this subreddit.
If this doesn't win, I'm going to fart in a crowded elevator. You guys want that on your conscience?
You can’t hold others hostage like that! Not cool. You’re pathological!
Diane is pathological. And so am I
I disagree, since it needs to be something akin to a verb and not an adjective.
Plus, it's a lazy answer because it's just quoting the show. That has zero creativity.
Yeah because we've *never* done that here (ahem, "To be addicted to encouraging white people." "To punch someone in the heart \[twice\].")
Hehe. Yeah true.
"To be such a mess, it’s like God spilled a person"
If we get to Magnitude and the result isn't unanimously "pop pop", I will be furious
I’ll be nominating “To actually be British” just to be spiteful 💀 (Edited to make it a definition)
#POP POP
Easy, Paradox.
That was honestly mine too Example: 21 Savage did a Magnitude
Diggity doo?
This sub if this wins: 😱 Oh, God, what have we done?
It needs to be diggity doo. To my knowledge the only other line he has besides pop pop
What about "I'm actually Bri'ish!"?
It’s not best line it’s using their name as a verb so it has to be “to have a magnetic attitude” or to be a one person party
Yeah, saying, "Pop pop!" Wouldn't be called 'magnituding'. Maybe 'being a one-man party' or 'deliberately turning your personhood into a catchphrase'.
i agree to disagree
Mediocre Scott did not pass the vibe check
To pop pop
It should be something like "To have a catchphrase so expressive it can be your answer to everything."
but "pop pop" would be more on brand for the character than actually trying to define some verb or action
Agreed, but it's not consistent with the rest of the "To (verb)..." formatting of the other entries. Also people on here tend to have weird reactions to things (like taking quotes directly from the show for these descriptions).
> but it's not consistent with the rest of the "To (verb)..." formatting of the other entries. Thats... the point?
To be a man who knows how to marry his cousin.
Second cousin at least. But could it get any more Garrett than that? Also the end scene with the writer pushing cousin marriage 😘🤌
I went through the credits and was sad to see that it was an actor and not an actual writer :(
“To Garret” a situation is to somehow be the most compelling and interesting person in a room, group, or event, *even though that makes no sense*.
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Did Dan Harmon say that?
No, u/GXNext did
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HAHAH this made me giggle
To alert others to a crisis!
IT'S A BEAR DANCE!!
FRISBEESSSSS
Crisis Alert!
Garrett is always a crisis in and of himself. Mission accomplished
ASSSSS BANDITTTT!!!!!
‼️CRISIS ALERT ‼️
To look like the guy who killed John Lennon
To chillax, DUH
To be saved
That's saved?
But… we saved him?…
Did we?
To be the human embodiment of anxiety and self-doubt
To be unable to elaborate further because you just walked very briskly.
Walked VERY BRISKLY
To become overly excited in mundane situations.
To be in a constant state of Crisis
CRISIS ALERT!!
To have no idea what an “inside voice” is.
To unintentionally become romantically involved with a family member
And when that is revealed, continue being romantically involved with them
"You might have noticed an emphasis on the topic of incest? Well, that's no accident."
So it's all "society can't tell me who I can love" until this with you?
Now there's a man that knows how to love his cousin
To be questionably saved
To wind up in a situation of far more consequence than you intended, as a result of a simple action. For example, getting in line for ice cream resulting in being a candidate for president.
Y’all are just describing characters now
To know how to marry your cousin.
When you somehow screw up everything in your life, sort of like Murphys law personified.
To be saved
I CANT WAIT UNTIL MAGNITUDES I WONDER WHAT EVERYONE WILL SAY
me too, I have no idea what people will out for him🤔
The Todd and Magnitude posts are really just gonna be a race for which one of us gets here first to post the obvious answer
When we get to koogler it should be something like “to have your show cancelled twice so you go back to community college and creep on young coeds”. I love AD lol
To have a romantic relationship with your cousin
Wow I Duncan a lot.
To marry your cousin
To marry your cousin
To don the responsibility of a Herald, even when nobody asked you to. Or To challenge the status quo (ie marry your cousin)
If it’s not “to marry your cousin” I’m leaving the sub
To yell spastically
To always have a CRISIS ALERT!!
Marries your own cousin maybe
Starburns: to sell drugs Todd: to be annoyingly virtuous Magnitude: Pop pop!
Todd is gonna be "taking no offense when, really, you should absolutely be taking offense"
"Pop Pop!"
To enforce first rule of Club Club, then the second rule, that is, if you're a hot lady, you have to have sex with me. And then there's a bunch of rules and restrictions that they've just now been adding because of the lawsuits based on that second rule, which I'm not allowed to call a rule. That was my screw up.
To run into a room and yell “there’s a crisis happening!”
To react at a full 10 regardless of whether the situation calls for it.
sorry to be a dick but you guys, his name is Alex.
Not sure if it just hasn't been put up yet. But before seeing the last page. And before seeing everyone who's quote was blank. I legit bust out laughing so hard and thought it was genius. And also sorry if this was already decided. But Starburns should stay blank. And he Def should stay the first one you see from the last page.
To fail so hard as a person.
Marrying your cousin
When you speak but its just a major voice crack and people barely know what u said
Why isint magnitudes one already filled in, two words baby!
To be so out of shape your doctor tells you *not* to exercise.
To be saved and still need saving
To alert someone to a crisis
It's still sunny.
I know this is early, but Magnitude’s has to be just, “To Pop Pop.”
To almost marrying your cousin
Is fabulous Neil going to be on here? His should be "to do this and that in the background"
We saved Garrett.
To fix something.
did we?
To be fixed
Magnitude should be “Pop pop!”
To be unfixable
To get coins in your ass
Surprised magnitude is still empty and not „POP POP!“
He's last and it's in order to build an expectation only to subvert it. "To personify a catch-phrase."
that went over my head, my bad