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mebutnew

"I thought I was going to make an easy buck, shortchange the seller and make a killing selling it to someone else - turns out I was the one making someone else a killing", basically. Very little sympathy. If the people he bought it from thought it would definitely double in value in a few years then why would he think they'd sell it to him for that price??


Drdres

He had to sell his house after spending an inheritance on the numberplate, which was 15k, in 2015. How the fuck does that even add up


kaboopanda

No, he moved from privately rented accommodation into housing association accommodation.


Drdres

Ah, yeah it was further down, I gave up trying to scroll as website is trash on mobile. Makes a bit more sense then.


Derpwarrior1000

If you have an iPhone, turning on reader view often helps with these terrible sites if you want to just quickly get through the text


Peapers

hahaha


TheKrasHRabbiT

Sounds about right for someone in a Jaaaaaag


TobyADev

“I wanted to be a dick, turns out I’m an idiot instead”


MaxPowerWTF

And you have more sympathy than me.


Cirrus-Nova

https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/mans-anger-after-spending-15000-28845832 Spent over £15k but later given valuation of £5k. Who spends their inheritance on things like this?


deicist

Idiots.


le_vo

Idiots who think they’re making an iNvEStmEnT


FragrantKing

Ridiculous innit. But in other news, would you like to buy a whisky barrel?


A_norny_mousse

Does the serial number read BOOBS when you turn it around?


thevoid

Not a whole one, but if you would consider some kind of share scheme I'd buy part of one.


Hypnagogic_Image

I’m interested in the middle half


BackCompetitive7209

Another shifty investment 'opportunity'? 🤔😄


A_norny_mousse

Who spends _any_ money on a vanity plate, let alone 15 fucking k?


OppositeYouth

My old weed dealer. The even funnier thing is that at the time he didn't even have a driving license 


Darkened100

Did he put it on his bicycle


joeChump

He probably put it on his uninsured car reading 5T0NED, or 5KUNK, janky font, tinted windscreen, trail of weed smoke, and then wondered why he got stopped and arrested. If you want to be a dealer, drive a beaten up Mondeo estate or whatever that shit heap Walter White had.


Same-Literature1556

One of my old dealers drove a Smart car. No one was pulling him over in that.


joeChump

Smart guy


[deleted]

My brother was gifted a 72k plate from my parents It makes people cope and seethe for sure, his car has been keyed out of spite. Although I suspect they don't know the true value of the plate but rather by seeing both the plate and the car.


dog_bucket

A method to avoid inheritance tax if you stick a very expensive plate on a cheap car then leave the car in your will. Only the cars value is accounted for.


MediocreImpact3424

not correct (based on family experience)


BackCompetitive7209

If the pair I knew who did are anything to go by - idiots?


LegitimatelisedSoil

Doubt he'd get even 5k for it, it's so unpersonal.


Neoptolemus85

He should count himself lucky he doesn't know anything about NFTs.


bum_fun_noharmdone

Semi retired fat bald boomers who bought their homes for £7.88 back I'm 1982 and have too much spare money.


BenHippynet

If his missus gives a few more happy endings they'll soon get their money back.


catfordbeerclub

Sadly she died of Corona in the pandemic. That's really sad, but I'm not surprised....


Andrelliina

And he has "skull cancer" apparently. He hasn't had much luck.


SignificantRatio2407

Compoface photos fascinate me. So this one, why is he not dressed and instead standing next to a car in his dressing gown?


Unplannedroute

Same. I think he imagines himself upper class, and that is his smoking jacket. Possibly just a way to fondle his belly while out n about. Could be he doesn’t see why he should get dressed he is a man of leisure.


hednizm

Im a dirty stained dressing gown... Oh how the gentry have fallen ..


redditisveryshite

more than half the time these stories are presented as "laugh at the plebs" pieces, the disgusting tabloids they appear in know what they're doing


SignificantRatio2407

For sure. It’s exploitative, prob pay them a few quid with one of the aims being to get as bad a photo as possible. It’s a shame people are duped into it.


Andrelliina

They don't pay them anything imo


Wise-Application-144

In general yeah, but this guy owns a luxury Jaguar and chose to pose in a dressing gown...


redditisveryshite

oh don't get me wrong, I have zero sympathy


A_norny_mousse

!! and the band-aid on his forehead? There's a whole 'nother story to be told here


blinky84

According to the article, he just had cancer removed from his skull. Obviously that's a damn shame whether or not he's an idiot, but I'm pretty sure the dressing gown is playing up the 'and I'm a cancer patient!' element. 😬


Peas_Are_Real

Yeh, it’s very weird that at no point did either he or the ‘journalist’ think that getting dressed for the photo would be a good idea.


A_norny_mousse

OK. I skimmed the article but that escaped me. But yeah, in combination with the bathrobe it's a bit too much.


InternationalRich150

Skull cancer. Just been operated on.


horridbloke

He's an elite infinite dan martial artist and that is his special arse-kicking uniform.


Slobbadobbavich

It's not even got the number plate on it.


catfordbeerclub

Probably due to his cancer. I'm a poor ill old man who's been scammed look


Middle--Earth

Because he spent so much money on the number plate that he now can't afford clothes!


Unplannedroute

14 years ago he bought it and expected a refund cos it’s not worth what he speculated. Compoface learnt about market value this day.


Only_Quote_Simpsons

It's like asking for a refund on some old stocks or shares. Because of the timeframe, I have doubts that the purchase 14 years ago has much to do with his current financial situation. He rolled the dice and lost, such is the risk.


No-Poem-3773

It’s not even that. Regtransfers doesn’t even try to market itself as an investment advisor! I own a few private plates (dateless with my/my son’s/my daughter’s initials) and paid a few hundred quid for each. Mine is on my car and the other two are on retention for when my children will be able to start driving in just over ten years. I have absolutely no expectations that they will go up in value, they were just an impulse buy when I had some extra disposable income. Personally, I think if you’re paying more than 3 figures for a private plate you’ve got far more money than sense.


SIMEONPIE

MA55 AGE Save the click


joffff

Took me too long to find this.


HerrFerret

"It's affected my life and my lifestyle. I could have invested that money in a savings account and got 5% interest. I have ended up losing my home, moving in with a friend in a housing association, and my lifestyle is nowhere near what it was before." Seems like this might have been one of a long string of bad financial decisions.


OddInvestigator1643

And still referring to a flipping novelty number plate as ‘an investment’, all the way down! Surely everything that anyone could possibly think of as an investment is covered in disclaimers these days, but probably not number plates, because surely… nobody’s that stupid…


zzkj

Expecting to get 5% on a savings account in 2015 or indeed any year between then and 2023 does reveal a little about his knowledge of finance.


early_midlifecrisis

Like "investing" in a number plate instead of using it as part of a deposit for a host so he could stop renting.


octoesckey

Yes that 750 quid a year would have kept him in fresh dressing gowns


rice_fish_and_eggs

I know exactly how he feels. I bought the plate "GULL1BL3" for £18k in 2013 and it hasn't appreciated at all.


Ok-Lion6435

Fat, old bloke buys registration plate MASS AGE. Some sort of nominative determinism right there.


Useful_Result_4550

Maybe an excellent gift for a committed Thai sex tourist? It's not a very classy plate, for sure 😂. If there is such a thing


Specific_Tap7296

CL455Y


Useful_Result_4550

But is it really, though? 🤔😉


JoanneKerlot

YE55SSS


[deleted]

You live in a rented home and inherit £15k+ so the best decision is to buy a licence plate for £15k because someone tells you it will increase in value. You then complain it hasn’t gone up in value and go to the press but can’t be bothered to get dressed. Some people cannot hold onto money, the novelty of it means they don’t don’t know what to do with it.


Slobbadobbavich

a fool and his money are soon parted.


davesy69

MA55 AGE. >!So not a happy ending then.!<


annihilation511

Ha! Very good.


neo101b

he lives in his Hitchhiker's Guide world where you wander round in your dressing gown and have a nice cup of tea


BackRowRumour

Dumb bloke, but respect going in the paper in a bathrobe.


Kindly-Bug-2361

He should of invested in a towel instead


[deleted]

Should have


SirCrispyTuk

Frankly, he doesn’t look like the type of cool froody dude who would know where his towel was.


EverybodyShitsNFT

^The ^information ^provided ^by ^RegTransfer’s ^friendly ^team ^of ^sales ^ninjas ^does ^not ^constitute ^a ^personal ^investment ^recommendation ^or ^tax ^advice. ^Past ^performance ^of ^a ^number ^plate ^is ^not ^an ^indication ^of ^its ^future ^performance. ^The ^value ^of ^your ^number ^plate ^or ^any ^income ^derived ^from ^it ^may ^go ^down ^as ^well ^as ^up.


sticklewink

Well, this certainly didn't have a happy ending...


[deleted]

Bravo


reversedROBOT

So he made an investment without due diligence. Then complains about it afterwards. Sounds like a sore loser to me.


hundreddollar

A lot of vulnerable people are looking at that website... Really?


Slobbadobbavich

No, he means assholes.


outdatedelementz

What a bell end. He wants his money back after having the plate for 9 years. He actually thought this was some kind of investment?


Plastic-Lobster-3364

At least have the decency to get dressed.... smh


[deleted]

Could have at least made the effort to get dressed for his photo.


RikB666

It just had to be a crappy Jaguar too. Box of tissues and trilby on the back shelf probably.


glasgowgeg

Everyone buys a novelty plate for more than they're worth, because they're actually worthless.


The_Dark_Vampire

Surely T0553R would have fit him better


symbicortrunner

Who on earth thinks that buying personalised number plates is a good investment strategy?


lh4lolz

His money deserved a better home.


Spartachris89

Are you the villain out of Dune


Conditions21

Why does every Jag driver look like this


redditisveryshite

how in the name of fuck does this fat sack of shit expect any sympathy? Hilarious, I hope worse happens to him yet


SaltyBumble

Mr James says he paid the £15,132 figure after "knocking down" a sales rep from an £18,000 asking price. He regrets not getting an independent valuation at the time


TheOrchidsAreAlright

>I could have invested that money in a savings account and got 5% interest. Can someone break this down for me? Are there other investment routes besides personalised number plates?


succulentchinezmeal

Gonna tell my kids this is Ronnie Pickering


DrXinFL

Registrations are only worth as much as someone’s prepared to pay for it


stillanmcrfan

More importantly…..Why did he get dressed?!


Banditofbingofame

This guy definitely pays for a 'MA55 AGE'.


Creoda

"a dealer gave him a valuation of £5,000 to £6,000." Who will then sell it for substantially more to someone else with the same story that it will be worth more in years to come. That's quite normal. If you want a better price put it into an auction or sell privately, call other massage parlour companies they would buy it and make him a profit. If only they hadn't heard the story in the news about it being valued at £5-6k.


DansdadDave

KN08HED


Expensive-Twist7984

Bugger, if only I’d have met him before he’d bought it I’d have gotten him in on the ground floor of the magic beans business.


JusSumYungGuy

The ol’ geeza Barry from down the road. His one shot at being a part of history was this compo-rtunity, and he couldn’t even jazz himself up more than a dressing gown.


JusSumYungGuy

Not to mention the “I bought a personalised plate just like every toff, now I’m mad because I only did it to impress random people and now they might clue on to the fact that I’m a scuzz-ball. Seeing as the 3-week unwashed dressing gown clearly wouldn’t have suggested that perhaps my ideology’s probably aren’t as crisp and clean as I’d like people to think” demeanour…


Thermal-chickenlips

So he literally is scrimping and scraping to get by BUT won’t sell this shit for 5-6 grand and help himself? Bellend


RegularHovercraft

It's the Mass Age of caveat emptor, silly.


PhoolCat

He looks like he just sent his nephew to kill Maud’dib


Shikimori_Inosuke

"Kill them all!"


Treqou

Like that guy that bought the first tweet. Fucking worthless.


ItsDominare

alternative title: "man discovers how all investments work"


Lunchy_Bunsworth

The Tony Soprano of Llanharan


AllRedLine

"Got the press coming over to take a photo of me pulling a face like a slapped arse. Best make sure I look like I haven't bathed in a week and put on my finest gravy stained bath robe."


ImpossiblePut6387

"Investments always come with risk" My investment didn't pay off! I demand a refund!! Ughhhhhhhhhhh!


MatthewKvatch

Not one of Ric Flair’s best robes.


Ohnomycoco

What an utter twot.


OnceAHermit

What an absolute bell.


nasted

To be fair, Martin Lewis is always never telling anyone to invest in number plates. So you can understand why someone, who didn’t get a valuation, wouldn’t have a clue how much something isn’t worth.


annihilation511

He could've got dressed for the journalist coming over. Have some self respect.


[deleted]

Things are worth exactly what someone is willing to pay for it....


Xenomorph_Sulaco

Wow that guy's life in general has been a complete tragedy. Pretty sad. Feel like the number plate is the least of his worries. 


Dapper_Car5038

So he’s in the paper moaning that no one will give him £30k for his perv plate? Maybe I’ll write in crying over the fact no one wants to buy my £1000 mouldy banana


jebediah1800

He's the B055


That_Welsh_Man

Why is he outside in a grotty robe and dirty bandage on his head? What emotion is he trying to envoke?