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xopher_425

Aw, thoughts and prayersAnyway, what is everyone having for breakfast/lunch/dinner/midnight snack today/tonight?


Krage_bellbot

Going to imbibe on MAGA tears.


ExpatTarheel

Ahhh, tasty and refreshing!


droid_mike

Low calorie, too... And replenishes needed electrolytes!


PunkToTheFuture

It's got electrolytes plants love!


WishboneDistinct9618

It's got what plants crave!


DirtSunSeeds

Add a touch of honey to cut the bitterness and I'll enjoy them over ice in my yard.


xopher_425

All that salt might be a problem; make sure you eat some bananas for the potassium.


no-good-nik

Drink all you want; we’ll make more.


GenXFox

May Beck be next.


VenommoneY

That fuck is still relevant??


ls952

Wait, Glenn Beck or "I'm a Loser, Baby" Beck? Or are they the same person?


WishboneDistinct9618

Define relevant.


Adventurer_By_Trade

I'm counting on it.


Whatmovesyou26

I’ll use the salty MAGA tears to make a nice Gose


Whatmovesyou26

Tears of the salt right


samhain2000

It's salty but has no soul.


mythofinadequecy

Right? Salty and bitter, but not the good kind


Practical-Archer-564

I bathe in MAGA tears


EBoundNdwn

Careful, MAGAts subsist on Trump bullshit & baby gravy...


_no_balls_allowed_

Beans and rice. In honor of our wide open borders and our victorious Latin overlords 😈. >!they have persuaded the amphibians to embrace homosexuality!<


xopher_425

As according to the prophecy . . . .


Nano_Burger

Better watch out, a big bowl of chili can make you [forget things](https://www.sfgate.com/news/article/InfoWars-Alex-Jones-custody-chili-for-lunch-11081124.php).


_no_balls_allowed_

I hadn't heard about this one! People who lie on this level should just be exiled lol.


habb

i forgot about this, thanks for the memory juice


WishboneDistinct9618

He had the itis.


ExpatTarheel

Nicely played!


hankthetank2112

I love me some gay frogs in the morning.


pissclamato

In the 2020 election, I was in South Florida, which is MAGA as fuck. After I voted, they had the I VOTED stickers. They also had ones in Spanish that said YO VOTE'. I chose the Spanish one. I don't speak Spanish, but I knew it would piss em off.


_no_balls_allowed_

You done good 😁👍


DeliciousNicole

Corned beef with some baked asparagus and peppery carrots baked and drizzled with maple syrup. Dessert is going to be the tears of jones and his "fans" flowing down a river while a tiny violin plays. Should be a good dinner!


Aria_beebee

Pulled pork sandwich with Cajun fries and coleslaw


xopher_425

Oh, yum. Best pulled pork I ever had was in Borough Market in London, on top of some mac and cheese.


OptimisticSkeleton

Glas of mf champagne in celebration!


Hefty-Pomegranate-63

Chicken-fried steak, since god needs a new guy, might as well be the one to stick my regular sized neck out.


Jelousubmarine

We got chicken thighs browned with olives, garlic and roasted paprika paired with some delightful artichoke risotto cooked with a rose wine. And a glass of rose wine.


xopher_425

OMG, where is my plate??


Jelousubmarine

Most welcome! It's a celebratory day after all


Random-sargasm_3232

We're going to split a small deep dish pizza and cook some wings. Oh yeah, Alex Jones can take a giant leap onto a glass filled driveway!


Original-Ad-4642

Humus, tzatziki, and naan. And I‘ll wash it down with a tall glass of Alex Jones’ tears.


MyFluidicSpace

Cognac and satisfaction.


xopher_425

Easy to get drunk on both.


xassylax

Cinnamon rolls made from a tube of crescent rolls. Not bad for a 15 minute cinnamon roll 😊


texas130ab

Vodka


LordPapillon

Gay frog legs usually more fit 😊


JustBrass

I had a succulent Chinese meal!


PM_ME_CLEVER_THINGS

"This is democracy manifest!"


JustBrass

I don't know ow if anyone else got my reference.


Diligent_Mulberry47

I’m got drunk on cocktails. *eta and had strawberry shortcake for dinner


xopher_425

Cocktails and dessert for dinner are the best!


laureltre

Chana dal, mango+tajín and n/a beer! 🍻


Cool-Size1997

Who's gonna fill the vacuum?


zeta_cartel_CFO

plenty of grifters are going be lining up to fill that vacuum. It's too lucrative to not pass up the batshit crazy train. Especially considering that Jones was making upwards of $400K a week peddling his diet pills on his show.


cuttlefishofcthulhu7

Damn... Too bad I got that pesky little thing called a conscience... That is some ridiculous money


5litergasbubble

It was my birthday yesterday so I'm gonna enjoy the last slice of cake 😀


Polite_Werewolf

The answer to all of those is cereal.


xopher_425

That's one of the best things about being an adult. Think I'll go have some rice crispies right now.


Caped-Baldy_Class-B

Nah I’ll just pray for the Sandy Hook victims’ families


Significant_Video_92

Steelhead trout baked on the grill with butter and slices of lime, served with stir fried cauliflower rice (with a bit of chopped bacon, onion, slivered almonds and soy sauce).


GvnMllr12

I might get snot-flying drunk! Considering this Alex Jones Sack O' Shit fella I losing most of what he got by making up lies and BS that hurts other people, I'm pretty happy. I just hope that like a bad rash, he doesn't resurface on X or some other crappy place.


Fritterbob

Goldfish crackers, chili lime cashews, and a Belgian Trippel. It's as good as it sounds.


Bugscuttle999

Tots & pears.


toad__warrior

Thanks for asking. I am heading into the kitchen for some cheese sticks and grapes. How about you?


Wakachaka626

It’s storming outside. I just ate a German can of herring…with hot sauce. It was pretty good as i contemplate having something else. It only had two little fillets. Still, I imagine my shit tomorrow morning is gonna be better knowing that bullshit is ending.


Ankhros

I already brushed and flossed, so no more snacks for me tonight. Hopefully I'll fall asleep before I feel hungry again.


xopher_425

We'll watch TV before going to bed, after brushing our teeth, and I swear they show the best food commercials just to make us hungry all over again.


Ankhros

That is exactly what they do. Corporations are evil.


Nervous_Comfort

Idk I literally just ate a hotdog with no bun and microwaved ramen might have some popcorn later 💀


xopher_425

Popcorn was my lunch yesterday. Ate an entire bold of Jiffy pop, with roasted garlic topping. Glad my partner wasn't here because I did not want to share that.


MJC561

Probably just a frozen cauliflower pizza. Dude cooking is just so damn messy and time consuming if you want to cook something halfway decent. It’s so tiring honestly.


Runkleford

It's not dead yet though. The plan is to dismantle it but hasn't happened yet. These right wing fucks have a talent of weaseling out of trouble so I wouldn't celebrate just yet.


Krage_bellbot

Pretty sure that the dumbfuck will start some other endeavor, but in times like these I'll celebrate the small victories and keep hoping for the best.


Jef_Wheaton

"Dr. Jones's Statistics Skirmish" goes live the day after InfoWars shuts down, with 'Alexander J" as the host. He's already trying to move his scam product sales to a new company under his dad's name, why not do the same with the show?


elCharderino

Xela Senoj


Chemical_Chemist_461

[Kebert Xela](https://youtu.be/QC6i4skLpbI?si=G8dYxYCGxSn2CAXm)


hopesanddreams3

Yvan eht nioj!


illepic

Hear me out: Knowledge Fight. Naw, that would never work.


Kriegerian

Hi Kerry!


illepic

I have risen above my enemies. 


Kriegerian

He’ll be better tomorrow.


christraverse

He’s not


Eringobraugh2021

He should be banned for any kind of broadcast.


Soranic

Yes, domestic terrorists and enablers shouldn't have a platform. But you'd never get that to stick in court under a free speech objection. Not with so many maga judges in the courts.


intendeddebauchery

Data Duels has a more fun ring to it, plus alteration


Fightthepump

Alliteration?


intendeddebauchery

Me dumb


DeadlyYellow

He'll be fighting with Tucker to be the worst show hosted on Twitter.


Runkleford

Definitely hope for the best. I've just learned to not get my hopes up too much anymore.


kingofthemonsters

The problem is Jones IS the brand. Like you can take away everything he has, and as long as that piece of shit is still breathing and talking, he'll make money. I've been hoping for his downfall for twenty something years now, so this is pretty satisfying to watch.


[deleted]

If InfoWars saleable assets are only in the seven digits (as seen in a previous post today, plz correct me if I’m wrong) then there will be at least one rightwing billionaire goblin who has enough pocket change to scoop it up and keep it operational with Alex on the payroll


agirardi24

His dad is


[deleted]

Probably with Alex’s hidden pile of cash


MrBigFloof

Yeah it's not hidden. Oh, you're in debt to a shell company owned by "AEJ Holdings"? Gee, what could those letters possibly stand for?


bakerie

It's not really hidden. Alex basically told people to give any money to his dad. I don't know the legal side of this, but surely there has to be some way to get that money?


DuntadaMan

"Weaseling out of trouble" implies it is something they are doing to get out of trouble, rather than the system bending over backwards to normalize and justify their behavior.


oldbastardbob

I believe I read where Jones' father is selling his snake oil "supplements" on a different website now.


FriedPuppy

It’s not over until Alex Jones is dead ass broke sucking dick at glory holes for a Snickers bar.


Krage_bellbot

We are seeing the beginning of it. Hope the fucker ends up homeless.


ExpatTarheel

Walter Winchell was a gossip columnist who was kind of an early version of Jones. When he died his daughter was the only person who came to his funeral. I hope Jones passes like that, alone and forgotten.


Sidhejester

Oh wow, that was a fascinating read. Winchell started out anti-facist and pro-civil rights, and then lost his mind over labor rights (possibly because he had J. Edgar Hoover in his ear.) Thanks for tonight's research topic! ETA: Winchell was even an anti-vaxxer. Sheesh.


ExpatTarheel

Thanks!


GoRangers5

Hey, some of us are into that.


FriedPuppy

That’s fine. Just don’t blame the drugs in the water for making you gay.


Annoyed21

It’s great news for sure, but another a$$hole always pops up again, I remember the 80’s when I was hoping for Rush Limpbaugh to die, it’s like a sick game of whack a mole


Gideon_Laier

Ben Shapiro, Charlie Kirk, Matt Walsh, Steven Crowder, Logan Paul, Andrew Tate, Joe Rogan. There's an infinite number of right-wing fascist grifters with podcasts. This is a drop in the bucket of their shitty propaganda.


Denim_Diva1969

Can’t forget Steve Bannon. He’s 100% cockroach


External_Reporter859

He'll be in federal prison this time next week.


jigsaw1024

*As long as the Supreme Court agrees to not hear his appeal.


Put_It_All_On_Eclk

Have we already forgotten Tucker Carlson? It's only been a year! Though that supports your point.


Gideon_Laier

Exactly! There's so many


TAU_equals_2PI

Bill O'Reilly on Fox News. Yep, they always find another one to take the dead one's place.


timeforknowledge

That's the thing, you can't kill an idea / belief. You can only educate people against it.


dasbtaewntawneta

asshole*


TonyG_from_NYC

>One parent said someone threatened to dig up his dead son’s grave. So, they're harrassing the parents by claiming their kids didn't die but said they would dig up the grave of said dead kid. Those people are certifiably nuts.


ExpatTarheel

Sweet Jesus but that is low. When they find the body they'll claim it's not his son but was one of the kids slaughtered for their adrenochrome .


Kehwanna

I'm convinced there's no convincing people like that. I wish I had the slightest idea of how to mitigate such stubbornness in able-minded adults.


GreyTigerFox

Now do newsmax and Fox News


Ridicutarded-73

Good week. Jones goes bankrupt. Bannon heads to prison.


Responsible-Still839

Looks like truth won the great Info Wars.


SiriusGD

I'm sure he'll move to xTwitter and Elmo will receive him with open arms.


dE3L

I'm surprised Elmo hasn't bailed AJ out yet.


TheOneTonWanton

It's certainly not for a lack of trying from Alex. He's been doing twitter spaces shit constantly and even fawning over some random dude that sounds like Musk seemingly on the off chance it's actually Musk trying to be sneaky.


machineprophet343

Assuming he doesn't find another platform, how much do you think mass shootings will go down by this time next year? We saw a 29% reduction in the year following Tucker Carlson getting deplatformed.


I_was_bone_to_dance

Bye Felicia


odoyledrools

He looks more and more like a revolting giant blob of shit every day.


cuttlefishofcthulhu7

The outside matches the inside


Jtskiwtr

Infoshit may be gone but he’s not. He needs to have everything taken from him. Find the assets he’s hidden. He’s such a bottom feeder.


perroair

That fucker will be on another platform in a week


ProperGanja21

So many whiney MAGAots in the comments crying because AJ had to face the consequences of his actions 🤣 This isn't a FOS issue. AJ defamed and harassed the families of one of the worst school shootings in US history and now he is paying for his crimes. Its not difficult to understand if you aren't the victim of right wing media brain worms.


Darkwing_Turducken

If I had a dollar for every time I’ve said this or heard it said in the last five years, I’d be able to afford today’s McDonald’s prices for my whole household. Alex Jones is like an 80s slasher movie villain that doesn’t stay down, politically.


Mammoth-Mud-9609

I will believe it once it has finally happened, Infowars is dying, not yet dead, the zombie media is still staggering on.


ExpatTarheel

And now, a moment of silence okay, so how did everyone sleep last night? Well I hope. Remember to stay hydrated and be kind to one another. Unless the other person is Alex Jones. Fuck him.


MewlingRothbart

Fuck him sideways with a cactus. Thise kids should be graduating right now.


edvanhal

May he be remembered as much as Rush Limbaugh is after his death.


Lubernaut

Info Was


marcololol

What a pathetic human. Saying he now believes the shooting happened but says free speech gives him the right to say it didn’t. Free speech doesn’t give you the right to cause harm and wreak havoc. People like this need to be forcibly removed from the country


man_machine_poet

Alex Jones ruined that beard style the same way Hitler ruined the toothbrush moustache.


jFetz

But muh freedums!!!!!!!


_Project-Mayhem_

Fuck Alex Jones!


RevolutionEasy714

Looks like Alex lost the info war. Hope the rest of his life is as miserable as he is


Wade856

Hahahaha! Whomp Whomp! Another MAGA idiot FAFO the hard way. Today is a good day, here's to hopefully many, many more.


yamers

problem with alex jones is that he just needs a microphone from walmart and a platform to upload it. Enron musk will give Jones the platform to continue.


iiitme

He’ll still spew bullshit and the far right will continue to post it


Fingerprint_Vyke

Fuck anyone who ever listened to that scum


NinjaBilly55

Before Alex Jones greed drove him batshit crazy Infowars was almost tolerable.. He focused mainly on corporate greed and political corruption but he quickly learned that the more off the wall he became the more money he made..


Shag1166

Brav-f*******-O!!!!!


laddervictim

How can something that wasn't real, close down? Anyone that says they watched it is a liar and a paid actor 


TranscendentCabbage

Newsmax and Fox still exist sadly


ComingToGetYouSovCit

My brother was/is involved with this shit with this dude! They BOTH HARASSED, THREATENED AND TERRORIZED the Sandy Hook School Shooting victims families. MY BROTHER CALLED ONE OF THE FATHERS Yelling and cussing at him…calling him a liar. Saying his son wasn’t killed! He doesn’t have a son! LIAR! 6 HOURS AFTER THIS MANS SON WAS SHOT IN THE FACE! Yet…my brother still has yet to be held accountable!!!!! How many times can I tell the authorities EXACTLY where he is and NOTHING?! Yeah…I’m still pissed…and he’s still threatening people. Myself included.


LetmeSeeyourSquanch

Cool, now start seizing his assets so the parents of sandy hook can get their money


offline4good

A cesspool of lies, crazy conspiracy theories and lies. And lies.


sethdog16

It's not there is a battle between the ones from Texas and the ones from sandy hook (people involved in the class action) Check out legal eagles video for details but from my understanding the Texas people want to settle get there money and be done but the ones from sandy hook want it taken off the air


elisakiss

This makes me think that our justice system actually works.


Suspiciliscious

Illlllll take things I absolutely JUST jerked off to fooooor 300


Strong_Bumblebee5495

A good day for reality


Successful_Ad3991

Rush Limbaugh, Bill O'Reilly, Tucker Carlson, and Infowars are all examples of leeches on society. They provide nothing, offer nothing, have no value, and when they are gone (as the former three show) they will not be missed, or used for positive references. True newsmen of old are still cited for the information and broadcasts they helmed.


Zealousideal_Word770

Now do Faux News.


Tinker107

DISInfoWars. MISInfoWars. Good riddance.


barca14h

This little pos scum will find a way to mess with people.


Reddit_Is_Trash24

Here's hoping he spirals.


coopersgranny

May he starve in the gutter


PolicyNonk

It’s time to pray 🙏


VenommoneY

Don't forget the thots


Barack_Odrama_007

About time!


Maryland_Bear

Oh, frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!


Spirited_Dentist6419

They'll be back. Rebranded but back none the less. It's wild how long Alex Jones has been around, 20 plus years. I remember when Bush was the secret evil nazi pedodile


VenommoneY

I missed an update, is dubbya not anymore?


DuntadaMan

Was there ever really an inforwars, or was there just some guy loudly crying about how it is being killed? I'm pretty sure I have seen this guy in other things, are we sure he idn't just a paid actor? I'm just asking questions.


robot_pirate

He's like a cockroach tho, it will be hard to eliminate him or his malign influence entirely.


Agentkeenan78

I'm sure Elon will have him start a new show on the dumpster fire formerly known as Twitter alongside Tucker.


RedandBlack93

Good. A shit company profiting off of fear and idiots who don't have a sense of belonging. You have to cut out the tumor before you can heal the incision.


xnachtmahrx

Cast the Hook, took the bait, infowars's dead which is great.


Atomicslap

Ohh the maga tear taste like ambrosia!


mrevergood

I’d highly suggest listening to Knowledge Fight to keep up with this. Because Jones is going to try to find some way to spin this, or to liquidate this and minimize his liability and try to sell shit under his dad’s company to end-run-around the bankruptcy. Dan and JorDan have the skinny.


cajuncrustacean

What are the odds they're able to get their hands on Alex's desk? Of course, they'll have to rock-paper-scissors the Scathing guys for it, but I'd be more than happy to kick in some cash to make it happen.


mrevergood

Fuck the Scathing crew. They can arm-wrestle the CogDis guys for it though.


TanEnojadoComoTu

>True Anthem creates platform-appropriate posts across Facebook, X, LinkedIn, Instagram, and Pinterest. No more jumping between software to schedule across platforms. [Source](https://www.trueanthem.com/) YSK that everything *after and including the question mark* in most URLs is strictly tracking information and is unnecessary when sharing links.


FIDoAlmighty

It doesn’t want to go on the cart.


Blacksun388

Oh no! *anyways…*


JONO202

I love this so much for Alex Jones!


Hugh-Jassul

Thank goodness….this dude is a cancer


YourDogsAllWet

Where do we shift our focus? Daily Wire, PragerU, or Turning Point?


mrkp38in

If you would like to learn real information about that asshole and all his lieing dumbfuckery, check out the podcast "knowledge Fight" they have ddone nearly a thousand episodes. As evidence of how detrimental their approach to alex is, it is worth noting that he is a self promoting asshole who will tallk about ANY media coverage of himself for days on end yet he has never mentioned "knowledge fight" once despite the previously mentioned thousand podcasts devoted specifically to him.


michaelvile

bye felicia...AJ had a .. "terrific" run.. the dude made millions..built himself a really weird cannibal cult, made them afraid of everything, from water turnin frogs gay..to vaccination hypocrisy..he litarally BANKED on making people afraid. he SOLD fear, much like ANY religion does🤷‍♀️ id really like to believe people ARE "waking" up to.. actual reality..and start improving everything about themselves.


DamNamesTaken11

[Na na na na, hey hey, GOODBYE!](https://youtu.be/opuPjRftg8M?si=EmRVO1mls1FgMUm_)


saintbad

MY PRAYERS WERE (partially) ANSWERED! I’ll wait for one final headline.


Pennsylvania6-5000

Guess it's pick himself up by his own bootstraps time.


Ok-Swim-3356

Still a small price to pay for all the evil he spewed, with support from his fox friends! They also understand the pricey penalties when telling lies!


Simpletruth2022

Unfortunately he's not going away. He's planning to morph into something really hideous.


Bugscuttle999

There's room for Alex under one of many an underpass. I'll even give him a tarp to sleep on because he is (almost) a human.


nanodecay

Who will speak for the [gay frogs ](https://youtu.be/9JRLCBb7qK8?si=GmCqW36jqXJLeb0w) now?!?


Cha05_Th30ry

Yeah this is some shady shit though, he’s going to liquidate and start having everything in his dad’s name to avoid the suits. Hopefully the lawyers will put a stop to it and actually hold him accountable.


BulbasaurArmy

Thoughts and prayers, jackass.


Tryypod909

He will just start another watch, the GOP needs him to keep the sheep sheeping.


Uncle-Cake

I just went to the website and it's still live.


NoYoureACatLady

The biggest issue is that he is free to just create InfoBattles tomorrow and they can't touch that company.


CountNightAuditor

Someone's discussing a motion they filed and a plan. The way this saga has gone, and the way Jones has cried about being shut down for so long, take this reporting with a grain of salt. Just because someone filed a motion doesn't mean it's happening yet.


WolfNippleChips

One down...Trump to go.


Bag_of_Meat13

Info wars has done so much fuckin social damage. Good fuckin riddance.