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Currently texting from heaven. PSA all they have to eat up here are eggs and milk. Males and females are segregated. No place to lodge a complaint. Zero stars, do not recommend.
No one knows about that day or hour, not even the Angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father. As it was in the days of Noah, so it will be at the coming of the Son of Man. Matt 24:36-37 Seek and ye shall find :)
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Yep.. can confirm.. Scotty is beaming me up as we speak 🖖👽
It's true, I'm the rapture.
I wish
Fuck me! Am I dead and don’t know it yet?
It’s a lot more fun that expected actually
Currently texting from heaven. PSA all they have to eat up here are eggs and milk. Males and females are segregated. No place to lodge a complaint. Zero stars, do not recommend.
Touch grass
Grass is being raptured too
No one knows about that day or hour, not even the Angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father. As it was in the days of Noah, so it will be at the coming of the Son of Man. Matt 24:36-37 Seek and ye shall find :)