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Alkemian

How am I being indoctrinated, and into what exactly?


ZakTSK

Robosexuality.


Alkemian

I'm. . . . Intrigued. Tell me more.


ZakTSK

[here's a warning. ](https://youtu.be/_M8lpIo5bGo?si=Gez5uIUDPVH6BA08)


tetsuo-the-turtle

Risky click here we go


kongpin

Into thinking it's normal, it's in the title. I don't necessarily agree, it's an interesting thought.


Alkemian

Robots have been normal since 1962.


Iam-WinstonSmith

[You won't like whats coming ...Trust me!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDP9jA6k_UE)


Alkemian

**TAKE MY MONEY!**


WakeoftheStorm

Oh man, I couldn't imagine anything myself, but just thinking about what I could have imagined is pretty scary


Deiseltwothree

I knew this would be the video...and I am so glad.


stingray3099

I can see that… add a sheep or goat costume, and a redneck could stay busy for hours!


ICDarkly

The title is a bit daft but these things have the potential to be dangerous.


Alkemian

All technology has the potential to be dangerous.


ICDarkly

True but this particular technology is capable of having facial recognition camera and assault rifle attachments.


greatgoogilymoogily2

Dildo attachment as well.


Alkemian

>of having facial recognition camera Toss away your phone, iPad, and laptop with a Webcam then. >and assault rifle attachments. You can 3D print plastic guns in your own home and have them work. You can get a metal 3D printer and print yourself a metal gun. I'm not seeing how robot tech is more deadly than 3D printing technology


Imaginary_Cow_6379

Nb4r [these things are especially worrisome](https://www.euronews.com/next/2021/08/06/a-useful-tool-or-dehumanising-robot-police-dog-that-scans-homeless-people-sparks-debate): >Homeless residents of a state-run tent city in Honolulu, Hawaii, are having their eyes scanned by a robotic police dog. Police in the city say it's a safer way to check for symptoms of COVID-19.


Alkemian

Nefarious.


Broken_Noah

I bet you someone will attach...uhhh...*something else* to that robot.


DMC1001

Yeah, remember the AI chess player that attacked a kid that was beating it? While I don’t believe it had any serious AI it does show they they aren’t sufficiently safe at this time.


Connect-Ad9647

China is already employing these with machine guns mounted on top. The evolution of these things will be quick once AI machine learning is fully incorporated. It's a scary thought that robots will learn to build themselves, think for themselves and decide for themselves within our lifetime. If they haven't already


greatgoogilymoogily2

I mean, that robot is fucking sexy! With those long sexy legs, and golden blonde hair. Oh wait.....


nospeakienglas

That robots are docile and therefore harmless. It’s called training your market.


Alkemian

>That robots are docile and therefore harmless. They inherently are. The only deadly robots are the ones in manufacturing that harm inattentive humans, and the occasional glitchy Roomba that starts a fire and burns a home with people in it. >It’s called training your market. What I see in the presentation is the normal mind-numbing stupid ass fashion show that they always are. Zoolander was an amazing satire of that entire industry.


DMC1001

Yep. I said in another post that fashion shows are 99% ridiculously stupid. Half of the outfits are just costumes that aren’t ever going to market.


somethingrotteninkc

Spot is the rover, Atlas is the soldier : https://youtu.be/-e1_QhJ1EhQ?si=GUtqKsQ-dLM2zLLZ


GimmeShockTreatment

What is more likely? 1. There is an organized upper class that decided to create this art show with intent of normalizing a robodog. 2. Somebody thought this was cool performance art


Golden_Boy_Ponoka

I choose number 1, since it's being used in military applications so you could consider it a weapon, no doubt


Imaginary_Cow_6379

💯 [The NYPD has ‘em](https://gothamist.com/news/robot-dogs-tiny-rocket-ships-will-soon-work-alongside-nypd-officers)


jedburghofficial

>We are being indoctrinated into believing this is normal. *Man seeing fire for the first time, probably*


Evilbadscary

"That wheel will never catch on! Mark my words!"


Shatthemovies

"Lazy kids and their wheels , back in my day we just carried shit."


ZakTSK

Cooked food is the devil.


DMC1001

What? I mean, lighters create fire. Man-made technology! Next thing you’ll be saying that lightning can start fires or something equally ridiculous.


Alkemian

🤣🤣🤣


Wonderful-Trifle1221

Saw a nipple


spiral-out-462

Probably just some bone.


bordomsdeadly

I think it’s the nipple OP is terrified of.


I-Fucked-YourMom

Must’ve been cold in that room


Quinnlyness

Eh, just trip it.


Queefer___Sutherland

I think you are a dramatic person


Galactic_Perimeter

I tHinK yoU cAn’T hAnDlE tHe TrUtH!¡!!¡


[deleted]

I realize why religious people, like hardcore, hate science and technology. Science and technology solves problems and answers questions. The less unanswered questions and problems the less useful religion is since it was created to explain the unknown and give people hope for problems that can't be solved.


Golden_Boy_Ponoka

No sir. I'm sure people are afraid that this technology will be used against them to create a technocratic dictatorship or destroy the world. Either way nothing good really comes from a robot


[deleted]

I think that ship sailed with the invention of guns and heavy weapons


SomeSamples

I would counter that we are not being indoctrinated to believing this is normal. Have you not read or watched any science fiction in the last 70 years. There are constantly warnings about how machines/robots are going to wipe out humanity. Just seems humans are not good at heeding warnings.


Fizzy_Bits

I always think about how wild it will be in the future, after the inevitable robot uprising...and future generations just have access to tons of media depicting our eventual downfall 😅


UnderLook150

I'd rather these smart robots than 95% of the thoughtless meat sacks on this sub.


DMC1001

I wouldn’t want them not because of indoctrination or maliciousness. I have doubts that all the bugs have been worked out and they won’t accidentally hurt me.


Comrade_Conspirator

Could be better than most cops maybe, AI has tons of biases but there is not Klan membership so... !


freshking56ace

I'm guessing that includes you


TheFutureMatters

Do people not realize these Boston dynamic robots are manually controlled using a controller? Everything you see them do for the most part is either controlled live or just a playback of what the operator programmed it to do. It only has a few autonomous functions such as charging, dynamically replanning around new obstacles as it walks, and self-righting if it falls.


AgentCHAOS1967

Seeing these things in real life was terrifying. At first, I had no idea what I was looking at, I saw it in philly prancing around in a field next to a building, I didn't see any people just this robot dog. It made me so uncomfortable.


Iam-WinstonSmith

If people thought human cops were racist ... wait till you deal with a robot cop. It only has statistics and facial recognition to profile you and that might turn out MUCH MUCH worse than dealing with your average human that you can appeal to their humanity. But hey doubt me .... redditors do it all the time and they are the ones in for the surprise!


CampaignFull724

Good. Bodies are fucking gross and pathetic. Let me upload already.


chzygorditacrnch

I'm fine with them as long as they're don't have guns strapped to them


alittledust

Oh they definitely will eventually lol


Randinator9

They'll be painted dark blue and are only available to the police Then the hood will have the black dogs running too (with sparkles) Military will get camo dogs And most suburban households will probably have colorful dogs


TheBossMan5000

Racist.


SnooPuppers3957

["will"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bgad3HRb64)


alittledust

Great…


chzygorditacrnch

I've already seen pics of these robot dogs with guns strapped to their backs. Which is just a bad idea, especially with ai potentially going rogue. They could be handy in war, but I'm not sure about them patrolling our cities just yet.


Immediate_Thought656

Unmanned and heavily armed drones have been a thing for a while.


chzygorditacrnch

Ha, I'm aware, they freak me out.


mylegsweat

You ever seen that Black Mirror episode where those robot dogs are hunting down that woman. Bloody ruthless that one


aliengsxr

I remember my first rc car


Mrcooper10

Can't wait i'll look cool as fuck riding to work on one of these.


Punky_Pete

They'll be on Strictly Come Dancing soon


hshnslsh

For the safety of humanity, we must do away with humans


tarc0917

She can violate my personal space any time.


Plastic_Acanthaceae3

*New kink unlocked*


JoeMaMa_2000

I remember watching “ I, Robot” for the first time too


[deleted]

*phuh* I’ll be the talk of the dog park with one of these. The weirdo dog parent clique won’t know what’s hit them when their raggedy ass ratdogs come for my robo-pooch!


GirlNumber20

I can’t wait to have my own robot. 🤷🏼‍♀️ I’ve wanted one since I saw Star Wars when I was six years old. I hope to hell it becomes my new normal.


Disastrous_Offer_69

That’s a nip


Different-Group1603

Bring on the robot doggos!


isthatapecker

what's actually scary is if a bunch of police lose their jobs to robots and keep their guns.


Dick_Lazer

One of the tools that will be used to keep the non-elite from revolting.


Mark_fuckaborg

Mate, they're called women, they've been here for a REALLY long time.


Beingnosey143

More meat on the Robot than that woman!


thebengy66

Ummm I think we have desensitized ourselves to the value of human life. We have no problem for a flying robot to kill thousands in Ukraine. Why was this the first killing robot because of the distance involved. The disconnect is there. Once these things can operate independently, they will be on the ground serving as infantry.


Alkemian

Battlefield 2042 style.


ICDarkly

First the military, then the police, then private security, then just rich people. These things are already have assault rifle attachments.


MJLDat

It’s just a woman. Taller than average. What’s the problem?


MrsWoozle

Oh sure…when the robot does that it’s cool…when I do it…it’s sexual harassment and you can’t come to happy hour anymore


tarestab

I look at this and then I think of that poor kid getting his hands smashed playing chess with one....creepy and scary


TheBossMan5000

link?


tarestab

It was a few years ago. I saw it on reddit but can't remember the sub. I ve been looking but I'm pretty sure it was Russian maybe? ! idk. But the kid was playing against a robots hand actually moving the pieces around the board and it was the boys turn and wham the robots hand crushed the boys hand and it just ended with the people trying to rescue the boy.


rSpinxr

Happened at the Moscow Open in 2022. Thankfully it was only a finger fracture that resulted. I don't know where to find the video, but The Guardian has an article about it: [https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2022/jul/24/chess-robot-grabs-and-breaks-finger-of-seven-year-old-opponent-moscow](https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2022/jul/24/chess-robot-grabs-and-breaks-finger-of-seven-year-old-opponent-moscow)


ufoclub1977

The internet and participation in reddit already, in public, scans us, watches us, violates our personal space, our privacy etc.


thirdeyesblind

Bro prob gets all his info from Facebook too 😂😭


_Chr0m4_

This is how the richest will hunt us.


DistinctRole1877

Wonder how the folks that think these are so cool will feel when facial recognition and high power laser are incorporated into these? Just like a cheesy Sci-Fi movie.


Alkemian

>when facial recognition Toss out your phone, tablet, and computer with a Webcam.


[deleted]

That sounds even cooler.


Constrictorboa

When the people finally stand up for what's right and take to the streets these are the robots that will protect the so-called 'elite'.


ZakTSK

That's pretty cool. I'm a big fan of where tech is heading.


AceofKnaves44

“These things” are called women, dude.


Cfree28

Every time I see these I think of that episode of Black Mirror, they were shaped just like the ones without the neck


RaoulDuke422

>But what's the point of stuff like this? Hundreds of millions of dollars, decades of time and research to even make these things a possibility Honestly, there are worse ways people spend resources/money. Innovations in tech always trigger the advancements of side-branching fields and maybe some of them will be incredibly useful and change our entire future. Did you know freeze-dried food was invented due to advancements in space travel?


tonlaw

Just reminds me of that Black Mirror episode……we’re all doomed.


PsychologicalCause

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Paper900

This is so stupid


Superb_Computer5600

Do you want Black Mirror?! Because this is definitely how you get Black Mirror. 😳😳😳


deppkast

What ”damage” can they possibly do that phones can’t already do? Phones are the ultimate spies, the most effective way to spy ever created.


[deleted]

Indoctrinated is what you get from religion.. This is a dead coded item..


AloofDude

N..no? Indoctrination or to be indoctrinated means you are taught to believe something, with out critical thinking. So, yeah sure, we can use the 14 year old typical internet edgelord mindset of "g0d nO rEAl rElIgOn bAd g0d nO reAl lmFa0" as an example, but yeah, it's not anchored to religon.


[deleted]

14 year old edgelord? Well, if saying gods do not exist means you are that, believing the nonsense is real means being a 5 year old clown


FlamingTrollz

Gross and weird propaganda.


Ok_Shock_5342

Feels like you’re just afraid of progress for little reason, of course these things won’t have real world applications for a while and it will seem like a money pit. This is how advancements happen. People like yourself are only holding everyone back


Imaginary_Cow_6379

[Cops are already using them](https://reason.com/2023/04/12/new-york-city-brings-back-dystopian-robot-police-dogs/)


FlamingTrollz

Disgraceful.


cannabis96793

Do you have a cell phone, OP? They already have 90% of that information.


[deleted]

The only time I'll wear a face covering again. Not a covid mask, a fookin ski mask


darkness_thrwaway

I personally welcome our AI overlords. We humans have fucked the dog for a long ass time and nothings really gotten much better. We're still horrid creatures who kill, rape, and maim anything we don't agree with.


Zoilus

Ahh daily schizo post.


[deleted]

Plenty of ways it will be among us in many forms and will be all the better for it .. Just need to make sure some don't hack or mess with it to do their evil deeds


Responsible-Noise-35

HEY THAT'S ROBOPHOBIC!


DarkRajiin

Meh, AI is more dangerous than some clunky bots


RBarron24

I think they intentionally called them “dog” robots, so they have the same laws protecting them. To prevent us from destroying their robots, they charge us with felonies saying we intentionally harmed the police “dog”


cocobisoil

Sex change robots er ner


gosumofo

Among Us


BrianNowhere

Two words. Grenade. Boom.


jonahsocal

The thing about Simpsons that I wish they would change somehow is how they present these issues - its much more subtle than some of the other cartoon presentations like Family Guy or American Dad, etc. The delivery of the lines was so plain and unemphatic that I think a lot of people would miss the import, which was obviously designed to make you think about a couple of things. These are important observations. I honestly don't watch the Simpsons now for a long time and I think its because the social and related commentary is delivered in such a pedestrian manner that its easy to forget that its there.


MarkLove717

A.I. is being brought in slowly. Before we know it, it's going to be on every corner of every street.... what that looks like, I don't know. But it's coming... [A.I. and the end of the world...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKkKnwLNslo)


Alkemian

A.I. has been around since the 1950s. And it has nothing to do with Christianity.


Timmymac1000

I say at least a week.


cheeseburgerlou

Is that remote controlled or is it operating off ai?


spiral-out-462

Ummm what the fuck am I looking at here?. Yeah I get the creepy AI shit but why are people gathered around watching a stick wearing a blanket watching a robot dog pulling the blanket off? Is this one of those bizarre fashion shows that make no sense? Or is it a weird product launch of sorts? Why am I the first to say? WTF people. What. The. Fuck.


Just-Reflection1700

They’re like wild animals..possibly a hazard but too cute


kevinrhurst

she doesn't look all that dangerous


rollo_tomasi357

They come with rifles or flamethrowers mounted where heads go


liam_redit1st

As long as we don’t give them hands we are ok


daniclemi

He’s cute though


WTF_Bridgett

Who the fuck has been indoctrinated about that shit? Put down the internet and go outside and play.


DMC1001

There’s already a guy who married his sex doll. The above image pales in comparison. That said, I think it’s creepy and weird. Which is 99% of fashion shows. A question I ask whenever special ways of spying on our behavior is: what do they need beyond absolutely everything your cell phone records?


Stock_Instruction979

Sad that everyone is recording and not just watching.


rotenbart

lol


MamaBear4485

Woah she looks like one of the Tall Whites that Charles Hall talks about.


sharkbomb

if you have been watching the videos of boston dynamics staff beating and pushing down these things for the past 20 years, you will be as afraid of what they are going to do to us as i am.


stap31

How about running with scissors? Or being indoctrinated into believing gun ownership is normal? This is the same, even more normal than gun ownership.


TacoTransformer

Did we just see a nip slip?


Apprehensive_Layer92

It’s just an artistic concept executed during a runway modeling, calm down


Imaginary_Cow_6379

But [they’re real and used in NYC](https://gothamist.com/news/robot-dogs-tiny-rocket-ships-will-soon-work-alongside-nypd-officers)


WillmaaDickfit

nice legs


finn_rad78

I, for one, welcome our robot dog overlords.


Diaza_Kinutz

Grab the EMP guns boys!


mattersauce

It's literally a presentation because it's not normal... Conspiracy Theorists are afraid of everything.


Imaginary_Cow_6379

[We have them in NYC](https://reason.com/2023/04/12/new-york-city-brings-back-dystopian-robot-police-dogs/).


mattersauce

That doesn't mean its normal.


Imaginary_Cow_6379

Oh they absolutely shouldn’t be normalized. I just worry people aren’t taking the use of them as seriously as we should be.


mattersauce

What are you concerned about? They're just robots, vacuums are already normalized in homes and we've had robots in factories for years now.


Imaginary_Cow_6379

It’s further militarizing the police. [Cops already are not legally required to protect anyone](https://www.nytimes.com/2005/06/28/politics/justices-rule-police-do-not-have-a-constitutional-duty-to-protect.html). Who are they amassing all of these high tech weapons to use against? They’re not buying up vacuums or innocuous things. The technology itself isn’t the issue, the issue is who we’re giving that technology to and what they can use it for.


mattersauce

I'm honestly less worried about a robot than I am the assault weapons, riot gear, and military vehicles they're able to collect.


Imperiu5

Horizon Zero Dawn?


yungvenus

If it happens, it happens 🤷🏻‍♂️


Ski_Chinski

Okay, time to make a electric magnetic pulse rifle.


Ordinary_Seat9552

Just like selling cars a few decades ago. I bet a woman didn't create this facade.


igotn00dz

they’re trying to normalize this 💩


Limp_Government_7068

Learn how to make hand held emp devices


MikeyHatesLife

Horizon Zero Dawn is leaking.


herenowjal

Advanced Artificial Super-Intelligence and #5G (et al) are taking over control of the world.


Xe-Rocks

Nip slip! Oh yeah.


Imfuckintiredbruh

Weird flex but okay


HumbleWonder2547

Some people want slaves that don't answer back, especially the military and vulture capitalists Why employ a person, who needs paying, holidays, may be unreliable, when you can have a humanoid, or whatever form is best for the tasks required, that does what you want, costs something to buy and maintain, but never stops, never asks for a raise, can keep the poor away without any conscience The US is debating passing a law that allows autonomous systems to kill without human intervention, can't see how that could go wrong Then do something like Elysium / Alita and just lock the poor out and forget about them, until someone hacks everything, like Elysium, because I do IS for a living and if there's one thing they i know for sure, everyone is shit at it and haven't seen a system that can't be hacked by the right people


Outdoorjunkie23

Did we learn nothing from Black Mirror


monsteronmars

Reminds me of the Black Mirror episode


Icy-Pin-4917

this guy must be amish. the devils technology is going to kill everyone


wacking_day

It’s a robot that’s been preprogrammed to interact with a human. Your toasters been doing it for years. Nothing more. Shit up


Strong-Message-168

The cops in big cities already have them...they are also going out on certain special forces mission - *I believe*, I'm not 100% sure on that...but yeah. They are here already


agryffindorable

It’s called fashion. Look it up.


PestTerrier

How are one of these shut down?


Npl1jwh

Same places we are broken down. Or same places you would attack any 4 legged predator. Joints, bendy places, etc…power supply is probably in an up armored chest area.


Kiwicanfly888

I'll be the first one to destroy it if it lands in New Zealand


bandannick

I honestly look forward to seeing a fully automated society


Complex_Block_7026

It’s the terminator music in the background idiots. This post is spot on.


objection42069

When have fashion shows ever been normal?