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immortalfred

wat about broken heart


Legophan

Sleep on your front, regularly replacing pillows saturated by tears šŸ˜­


SUBLIMEskillz

Sleep inside someone else


TheRealDistr

Sleep on the side, tuck your legs slightly and hug the second pillow.


ghosttowns42

Right? Where's the position for depression?


Trollberto__

You donā€™t sleep with other people, thatā€™s would cause a rebound.


Qu33nM4ry

Body pillow


_weirdbug

I came to comment this šŸ˜­


Party-Travel5046

Sleep with someone else


wwwwaoal

Reversed cursed technique


ScaleneWangPole

Sleep in the bath tub with a toaster


Murderyoga

Got broken ribs? Better get this pillow under your thighs.


soonerpgh

If you ever have a broken rib it won't take long for you to realize that stretching the rib cage will bring a lot of four-letter words out of you. The pillow under the thighs helps alleviate a little of that. Mostly, a broken rib is just misery, but every little bit helps.


lickachiken

Granted it was a just a hairline fracture, but I got bronchitis when I broke my rib. Good times. Felt terrible for my roommate because I was in audible agony every night for at least 2 weeks.


soonerpgh

I fell off a horse and broke a rib years ago. My dumb luck was that I promptly got a cold right after. Coughing and sneezing with a broke rib will bring tears to your eyes! I've cracked ribs a couple times since, but they weren't nearly as bad as that first one!


Snoo69116

That sounds like a state of MISERY. Truly awful glad it's over for you.


soonerpgh

It was over 30 years ago, so I survived. I was young and tough then. These days I'd just lie in bed and whimper.


Straight_Spring9815

I remember when I fractured 2 and completely broke a third. The damn thing would poke my Lung from anything bigger than a short breath. Coughing?? Forget about it.. I ended up having a drink go down the wrong pipe and omfg, to this day I still remember and fear that pain when I was damn near drowning at the same time as my ribs were murdering me from trying to cough it back up. I've broken I think around 9 bones now and the ribs were definitely the worst. Shoulder kinda sucks too


soonerpgh

I've broken a few bones here and there, but yes, the ribs are up there with the worst.


FridericusTheRex

What if I have all of the above


WithSubtitles

Youā€™re going to need a lot of pillows.


usumoio

Damn, that lady is having a bad week.


Pilpelon

You want me to have more than 1 pillow? What am I, warren buffet?


Mircea-21-

I have 5 pillows.


Pilpelon

Damn rich people


zfreakazoidz

Same. 5.


rayman0625

These 1%ers


Antzen

Just take your 1 pillow and split it in half down the middle, easy fix


2samplet

And for insomnia?


Legophan

Upside down bat-style, *obviously* šŸ˜‚


soonerpgh

Pillow over the mouth and nose very tightly!


Earthworm-Kim

Sleep on your side and bring your hand up to shield your eyes, with your thumb on one temple and your long finger on the other, sort of like the Picard facepalm meme. Once you get comfortable, take deep and deliberate breaths until you conk out.


holyguacam0le

Whenever I have bad insomnia, I sleep on my back and put a pillow over my head. The bottom of the pillow on the tip of my nose. The weight of the pillow helps soo much. I know that weighted blankets can help calm people and help them to sleep. I'm not into weighted blankets, but the head pillow works wonders.


8bit-meow

I donā€™t know how it works or why but Iā€™ve figured out that sleeping the opposite direction (like with my head at the foot of the bed) helps a ton when I canā€™t sleep. I have pretty bad insomnia but that and a weighted blanket have made life and sleep a lot easier.


Redmenace80

What about knee pain


Deskbot420

Stretch and elevate your legs and lower back. If you have a firm mattress it may be contributing to the pain. Take collagen 4-6 hours before you sleep.


carlos_6m

Don't take collagen. It is completely useless. Source: Doctor, currently working in orthopaedic surgery


Deskbot420

I guess itā€™s a placebo effect since I do feel better. What do I do to sleep better with my sore knees then?


carlos_6m

What do you usually take for pain? If you don't mind I ask, do you take something regularly or you take it as needed?


Deskbot420

Well if weā€™re doing this, usually nothing. Just put a pillow under my feet and deal with it. I sometimes take collagen (the recommended dose) and I do feel better, my chiropractor that I donā€™t see anymore mentioned that could be use to alleviate joint aches when sleeping as well. Tylonel/ibuprofen doesnā€™t help as far as Iā€™ve experienced. Some days I work two jobs from 7am to 1am as a teacher/waiter, I get home and feel no joint aches because my whole body aches and fall asleep immediately. Otherwise I gotta stretch beforehand to sleep and it still takes me 30-60 minutes to fall asleep. It should be of note that itā€™s not joint pain but joint aches. Havenā€™t seen a doctor yet about it since I kind of accepted this as part of the sleep cycle


carlos_6m

Could be a little bit of artrosis, probably something you wouldn't feel at all under normal circumstances, but you do quite a bit of work standing up... maybe a topical cream before sleep could help you, ask your pharmacist for something with a bit of painkiller on it, these creams aren't dirt cheap but definitely an affordable thing to buy to see if it fixes the problem for the time being...


Deskbot420

Worth a try. Iā€™ll go to CVS tomorrow then. Itā€™s some kind of arth Itis Iā€™m sure of that


Lone-Wolf-90

Do take collagen. It is fantastic and works 99% of the time. Source: Random Redditor doom scrolling and posting a flippant response to break the monotony.


HamiltonSt25

You kneed a pillow under them I think


yourfrienddenis

Am i GETTING those if i sleep like this or am i TREATING those?


bob_bobington1234

What if you have a headache and neck pain?


Leading_Man_Balthier

Aint no way i can sleep on my back


TheMightyJohnFu

AFAIK It's better to lie flat on your back for upper back pain, not sure why this says otherwise


Fynn2014

So is this against pain or do I get pain if I sleep like this?


DaSchos

A daily sleeping guide for people 50+


loopingrightleft

It all hurts


odisparo

I was about to comment, what if it's everything?


milklvr23

It will be a cold day in hell before I sleep on my back


Ok-Banana6130

Why is this picture so long?


Vexonte

It takes me for ever to get in a comfortable sleeping position without navigating a pillow


Ugly-Muffin

What about headaches? Maybe it's a pillow thing, but I tend to wake up with them randomly.


RapaxMaxima

Where is the one for anxiety?


GareMcGare

Man I love sleep


zarnasperrunas

Wish me luck to not move in the middle of the night


AviationDoc

Yeah no.... Had left shoulder pain last night. Slept on my right side. Shoulder pain on my left got worse.


gingahh_snapp

What about a broken heart


Tano_Guy

If I need this many pillows then what is the point of the mattress?!


carlos_6m

Broken wrist and broken ankle are perfectly acurate. If you have recently broken either wrist or ankle, elevate it as much as you can, ideally above the level of the heart if you can. It is a MUST if you're awaiting ankle surgery. You can have severe complications if you don't keep a broken ankle elevated enough


jaymole

sleeping on your back is how to get sleep paralysis for me :(


Hey-buuuddy

How about position and pillows for when one 30lb dog sleeps in your kidney area and another 30lb one sleeps on your legs?


CrzyJoeDavola

Classic ā€œhipā€ pain coming from low back. True hip pain is in the groin. Otherwise get out of my office.


Personal-Present5799

I sleep with 3 pillows, glad to know I figured it out before seeing this for arm pain


milklvr23

It will be a cold day in hell before I sleep on my back


NeonFraction

ā€œWhat sleep repairsā€ is nothing that is not how sleep works what is this psuedoscience BS.