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McVoteFace

That Popeyes math is something


AbsurdistWordist

They ***transposed the 9 and the 4. Should be 1495. ***Originally: inverted. Used the wrong word. Thank you for the correction.


CapnKronos

transposed


AbsurdistWordist

Thank you. That is the correct word.


New-Combination-9092

You didn’t use the wrong word. You just used a different word than CapnKronos would have liked you to use.


starrfucker

Switched


tentboogs

Invert also works.


spencerAF

This seemd promising at first but there's a lot of shit thats weird here. Some of the restaurants it's a grape, a glass of water, a salad, a side of fries, a chicken nugget and a sandwich. Some of them it's a small fry and a deep fried two liter double peanut butter cheesecake bacon shake. Wouldn't be surprised if this is some sort of hidden ad for some of the restaurants/restaurant group that have many items listed.


okwowverygood

It seems like a chipotle hit piece to me


sheeburashka

Back in my youngin’ years when life was about maximing protein and calories, Chipotle was the place. Bowl with double errything + burrito on the side. Today it’s a sweetgreen salad.


K4RAB_THA_ARAB

I've just recently started eating Chipotle and have always gotten it to go. Each time the order is missing items in the burrito bowl and unbeknownst to me I was getting shorted with the portions I was supposed to be getting. The last time I was there to pick up they made it in front of me and holy shit I was able to get 3 meals out of it this time. I feel so indifferent about them now. Great when there aren't any issues but most of the time the order is wrong and I get very small portions.


HeyMok

Jack in the box too


Hi_Trans_Im_Dad

This whole damned guide is just awful. No decent formatting, no methodology with regard to menu selections (ie: most of least calorie dense options), no sorting methodology, the calorie totals aren't sorted in any way. It's ugly and whoever made it should feel bad.


MaLiCioUs420x

Lmaoo for real like who is gona eat a foot long veggie and a 6” chicken bacon ranch AANNNDDD that nasty ass soup WHO THE FUCK EVER ate that meal ? ????? 😭😭😭😭


Hi_Trans_Im_Dad

And OP had the nerve to claim that "many people could accidentally hit that 1500 calories by having lunch in these restaurants!"


JoeCartersLeap

McDonalds got a large fries but Chick Fil A got a medium fries so they could add more stuff. Why did they do that?


Exatraz

Makes no sense


Randy_Ortons_Voices

Yes why did they do that, are they stupid?


Frequent_Celery630

Secret ad


harbac

It’s made by a nasty predatory loan pawnshop outfit to get people to share an image featuring their logo for advertising purposes. It appears to be enjoying some success to that end (ref: this thread). Some non-zero percentage of viewers will hit tough times, investigate financial options, have a recollection of this company’s name, and avail themselves of the company’s service. At best, they will get predatory lending rates; possibly they will lose ownership of their vehicle and spiral. Making a poorly crafted meme is the least of what they should feel bad about.


StronglyAuthenticate

lol I have ad blindness. I didn't even look at the top or bottom of the image.


fsurfer4

The only method is to find the combination of items at that store to add up to 1500 calories. No matter how illogical.


StronglyAuthenticate

It's annoying to me because they didn't start with a point. Picking 1500 calories and not even trying to stick to that number when who the fuck tries to go eat 1500 calories? If they'd have picked one meal at one place and tried to compared all the other restaurants on that measure it would've made more since. "This is what you can get eating Panda Express until they call the police" is not a helpful guide for anyone.


IAMATruckerAMA

Errors increase engagement.


YesDone

Errors on a guide allow me to instantly dismiss the whole thing.


Kindredearth

I think they switched the 4 and the 9 around when they were making it


Foullacy

This is so old, Popeyes doesn’t sell poboys anymore. Bring back the spicy chicken poboy you cowards.


clickclickbb

And Panera doesn't have the black bean soup anymore.


JapanDash

And my axe!


Jacob_Winchester_

Dude, you can't just start a “my ax” at any time and expect everyone to join in. You got to wait for the right moment. And I know you’re gonna say, “Melissa Joan Hart, how am I going to know when it's the right moment?”. But you just gotta trust me, when the time comes *you’ll know*.


MetzgerBoys

Plus Panera’s math is slightly off


Boomshockalocka007

KFC hasnt had popcorm chicken for sale in YEARS either.


Illustrious_Peak7985

They do in Canada! Though I don't think this was made by a Canadian, because we don't have a lot of those chains.


usernamechooser

No more quarter pounders at BK anymore as well.


MrD3a7h

Half of the items for Taco Bell don't exist anymore. Probably a shitty repost bot


rajerk

Chipotle makes their burritos twice as small now as well


iiiiiiiiiijjjjjj

I stopped going because of that. I also hate that they wrap it up in a fucking ball. I’m not playing catch with the fucking thing, make a normal burrito Jesus Christ.


QualityKoalaTeacher

Now do sodium and sugar totals. The first McDonalds example has 70g of sugar and 1700mg of salt.


tuna_samich_

And fat, saturated and trans


PoopologistMD

Pls no trans fat shaming...we're in 2024!


No_Pay9241

I was blind to how salty their burgers were until I had one without the buns. Gnarly stuff


AlonsoFerrari8

You can order without extra salt. It’s a game changer.


YobaiYamete

I order mine *with* extra salt lol, I didn't even know they were considered salty but I eat a tooon of salt. Just had a bajillion blood tests done and everything is perfect so I guess my diet must be lacking salt in some other area


FormerLurker0v0

Came here to talk about the sodium. They think calories are bad, sodium levels are off the charts.... but no one wants to talk about that.


YaumeLepire

We're literally talking about it right now.


bill_brasky37

Why will literally no one talk about it


QualityKoalaTeacher

Its because of the implication


karatebullfightr

Hey, I’m hearing a bunch of ground swell about this new sodium thing? Anyone know how we can make money off it?


MidnightLlamaLover

Heard people getting pretty salty in here talking about this sodium thing


JoeCartersLeap

Sodium just makes your blood fatter. The sodium makes the blood soak up more water from your insides due to osmosis, which means now your blood vessels have to expand to fit all this extra water in them, which means your heart has to pump harder to move the same volume of blood cells, which means your blood pressure goes up. Should be a temporary thing, but prolonged high blood pressure can cause damage. But it's really only an issue if you are actually raising your BP to dangerous levels. If you're not, eat all the salt you want bro, worst it'll do is give you diarrhea.


Elemental-Aer

Also, it's overwork for the kidneys. Just sometimes, it's ok, but prolonged high sodium intake and high blood pressure destroy them.


metalofluna

How long is prolonged


32377

Source?


Significant-Star6618

The slogan among restaurant chefs is cook like you're trying to kill your customer, and they ain't kidding.


lollipop999

Now do cost


MISSISSIPPIPPISSISSI

In and Out winning. The burger is like 4 bucks.


anonamooseapple

The calories are high because of the fat.


BigOlBro

Lol in-n-out. You want a rootbeer with that shake?


EmotionSix

Who goes to In-n-out and doesn’t get fries?!


NeonLime

sane people


melvinbyers

I love In-n-Out, but their fries are garbage.


ikiss-yomama

Can ya’ll just put the burger in a cup too?


Parker_1995

Which fat fuckers eating a foot and a half from subway 😂


pescadopasado

And potato soup, then a cookie.


c2theship

Don’t forget that all they had to wash it down with was saliva.


guff1988

I would say it depends on what you do for a living, I used to work at a Subway when I was 16 that was right next door to a landscaping company, those guys would come in and eat two 12-in subs in a single sitting. They are also probably burning 2,000 calories in a single shift.


levian_durai

My buddy is like 6'4 and not terribly athletic, but also not overweight at all. He puts away 2 footlong subs every time he goes, it's insane.


Novel-Suggestion-515

I'm the same size as your buddy (6'4, 195) I loved Subway til the cost got too high. Making them at home is the way to go.


swallowfistrepeat

Only acceptable reason to eat that much food in one sitting (expending a lot of energy). So many of these just are not realistic for a regular person with a regular energy expenditure. I don't know hardly any people who would eat like this. There's a few that are "normal," like just the burger and fries with a drink.


savageboredom

I don't think it's supposed to be indicative of an average meal, they're just trying to hit the ~1500 calorie number. If anything, the "normal" ones are the worst because it's easy to eat that much in one sitting without tacking on a bunch of extras. A realistic portion at Subway and several of the others will end up being quite a bit less.


jake1406

Plenty of reasons to eat that much food. Working out is pretty common now a days. My maintenance is about 3k, so 4K on a bulk. That’s a pretty normal meal to have if you’re 230+.


No-Fox8743

Americans are fat & have a severe lack of understanding of nutrition. Our country seriously needs to revamp the "Super size Me" trend & educate our children/people better about these awful things. Half our population think a BMI 10 points higher than in Asian countries is "healthy". It's fucking appalling.


Rastiln

I’ve gotten a Baconator several times and it’s a marathon burger. About halfway I need to set it aside and finish it in 30-60 minutes. I cannot imagine eating a loaded baked potato on top of that entire 940 calories of cheese-slathered beef and bacon. There isn’t a single “meal” here that isn’t at least a full meal and a substantial snack, if not 2-3 meals. Of course, an athlete or a construction worker plays by different rules than 95% of America.


External_Trick4479

Remember the guy that ate the whole party sub and asked if he was the asshole?


twelvethousandBC

He was sad because his sister called him a fat pig for eating like 6 feet of sandwich lol


External_Trick4479

But he made wings!!


ImpossibleRhubarb443

lol and then he had to clarify that it wasn’t an extra super wide sandwich, so it was *only* 5 feet of sandwich, which he considered a normal amount to eat


SaphireShadows

God...when you think eating a sandwich that's as long as some people are tall is a "normal" amount to eat in one sitting...I really hope he got some help because that is definitely a sign of something not right mentally 😬


slayerhk47

Here you go: https://reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/ca7bdz/aita_because_i_ate_more_than_my_share_of_a_6_foot/


Randy_Ortons_Voices

That was like my favorite day ever to lurk on reddit


FrankReynoldsToupee

Holy shit I DO remember that. Didn't realize it was a famous post until now. That guy ate enough food for more than a dozen people and he wasn't sure he was the asshole?


6djvkg7syfoj

who the fuck is rich enough


ayushmaang

Honestly man that’s probably me 🙃


YaumeLepire

I'm not fat, but sometimes I am that hungry...


GirlTNT

When my eyes saw that I was like… why bother with the bread on the second sammich?


Cristopia

Taco Bell 🔥 🌮


panicmuffin

How dare they include the apple empanada. #RIP


roguebananah

I got a cantina by me. Too bad I can only have 1 plain soft taco now


orangutanDOTorg

Some of these are odd like the Starbucks. Would one person really have that combo?


savageboredom

No and that's not the point. It's just to illustrate what 1,500 calories could look like. Your average meal at a lot of those places won't include desserts or multiple sides and will obviously end up being fewer calories. The most dangerous ones on that list are the ones like actually look like normal orders because you can easily end up swallowing down a whole day's worth of calories without even thinking about it.


Carollicarunner

Why is 1500 calories the target of this infographic?


Mindless_Trick_8048

This was created by [TitleMax](https://www.titlemax.com/discovery-center/1500-calorie-meals-at-25-fast-food-restaurants/). From their website: >Typically, an exercising person should get between 1,800 and 2,600 calories daily, and the limit of 1,500 is good for weight loss for an average person. Of course, individual needs may be different. .... >At most of these fast-food restaurants, you can sit down and consume one 1,500-calorie meal. That means you’ve already consumed what those trying to lose weight should eat in an entire day when you sit down at that restaurant (or in your car, of course). Fast-food calories can pile up ridiculously fast, with some single items, like one burrito at Chipotle or a small pizza at Papa John’s, completely filling that 1,500-calorie quota on their own.


How_that_convo_went

TitleMax… the loan sharking company? What the fuck?


deltron

SEO is the reason my buddy


How_that_convo_went

Fuck me, that's scummy. Thanks for alerting me to something I had no idea was a thing, king.


deltron

It's the reason any search engine sucks balls for the last 10 years or more.


How_that_convo_went

That’s true. Google has gotten fucking AWFUL. The last Google search I did was for a Magic: the Gathering set release date. Results were like: *Promoted:* Yuh-Gi-Oh cards *Promoted:* Pokémon cards A “first look” article for the *previous* set from a major MTG junket. *Promoted:* Commander decks from a different set The actual link the MTG site with the relevant information I want.


cainisdelta

Search: When does new season of (popular TV show) come out? Top result: all info on (popular TV show) including release date, cast, and where to watch. Contents of same article: while a release date is still unknown it is likely to be in late 2024. Well thanks. That helps so much. When did this article come out? Oh, 8 months ago. Then why is it the top result when the info is outdated


Cobek

That, mostly that, and Google taking in every penny they can for pushed content and every kind of advertisement under the sun.


Cobek

So many companies, big and small, have a blog section with, at best, mildly related subjects that go off on tangents for this very reason. I know, I had to write one for awhile. Lol


giaa262

The average titlemax customer probably frequents fast food places...


bestofmidwest

The average person probably frequents fast food places.


nanobot001

It’s not a bad goal for a lot of people If an average caloric intake is about 2000 cal in a day, then 1500 will amount to a 500 cal deficit which will result in a weight loss of about 1lb a week.


anras2

Just getting a bowl instead of a burrito from Chipotle cuts the calories by 320, assuming the other ingredient quantities are equal.


StronglyAuthenticate

Bowl crew for life


danarchist

Also maybe don't add queso, cheese, sour cream and guac, just pick one or two. That's a sloppy friggin burrito as is.


anras2

Yeah I avoid all that stuff generally, and my bowls typically add up to 680 calories. If I have a specific craving for one of those ingredients, for instance I do crave the sour cream on occasion, I’ll indulge. But most of the time I can take it or leave it, so why add calories I don’t even want and that won’t be very filling just because I can? The cheese is always pretty “meh” IMO so I never get it. The guac I get occasionally, especially when I have a coupon for it.


BatFancy321go

yeah but all of these meals are like 2 or 3 times what i'd eat at one time


StronglyAuthenticate

I was going to say that but some people do that one meal a day thing


Vandrel

If anything, most of the rows on the image show the opposite of what they're aiming for. Most of them seem to list a huge amount of food *and* a desert to reach that 1500 calories. They relied very heavily on using ice cream or other deserts to contribute 1/3 or more of the calories on these.


tonetonitony

It would’ve been better if they didn’t need to sensationalize this. Show us the calorie counts for normal meals. Most of us aren’t tacking on 600 calorie milk shakes every time we get fast food.


enjoyyourstudioapart

This is a weight LOSS graphic?! Holy Shit…


Krieghund

Seriously. Show me what 500 calories looks like at each restaurant.


[deleted]

Not possible lol


PoisonedRadio

I've working on my portion control and have gotten my usual McDonald's order down to 570 calories. It's not quite there but it's close. 6pc McNuggets, medium fry. I'm sure if went down to a small fry I'd be there. Granted I do have to order very deliberately and I doubt most people would do that.


givingback11

[You can search a lot of restaurants here by any amount of calories](https://www.caloriecap.com/search)


BatFancy321go

that'd be like a big mac with mistard instead of mayo and a small soda or brewed ice tea. you CAN make better choices at fast food restaurants. the chiplte burrito example is so much bc they said yes to ALL the dairy fats


IsamuLi

I mean, 1500 calories is roughly what an average person can look to for small weight loss. So, showing that in most fast foods joints you can eat it in 2 items I think is pretty useful


bremsspuren

> So, showing that in most fast foods joints you can eat it in 2 items I think is pretty useful In what way? I mean, that's your calories for the day. One meal. It'd make more sense to just say, "no fast food", wouldn't it? Unless you don't mind spending most of the time hungry.


Krieghund

Showing me what I can actually eat at each fast food restaurant would be more useful.


pentagon

>1500 calories is roughly what an average person can look to for small weight loss. In a day. Not a meal. If you are eating 1500 calorie meals for every meal you will balloon constantly unless you're a large man doing triathlons a couple times a week.


Adamaja456

Yea that was my first thought. It'd be better if the target calories was like 500 so people could see at a glance what would be good to get for a meal


Real-Resolution9504

Because it’s pretty much your total calories for the day. And this will just be one meal for some people, they’ll also have an equal breakfast or dinner in addition to their sedentary lifestyle, then wonder why they’re obese.


ereo_enali

Why would they not have Fried Chicken at the example for Popeyes? They got great chicken.


Fungled

This would be a better comparison if it was total calories for a typical meal, and not artificially adding it up to 1500


3LOT3

Same. Some of these are so awkward… like why does the in n out meal have two different beverages and not fries..?


SigaVa

Just throw a giant ice cream on there or an entire additional entree to hit that arbitrary target


pvtprofanity

Fucking in n out meal is a burger, a shake, and a large drink. Like who the fuck does this. Probably could have dropped the shake or drink and done animal fries or something a human would order. It's like it was given to an AI and told to get as close to 1500 as possible without worrying about the actual content


Fungled

Indeed. Subway stuck out to me - you can have a 6 inch sub and low calorie drink and come out at half this. Which is not bad going for a big name fast food for a person wanting a typical fast food meal. But 2x subs, plus cookie, plus high calorie side is just silly


Carett

Seriously. The Starbucks one includes two big iced coffee drinks that obviously no one would get as part of a single meal.


HennySenpai

Is no one concerned about why this was made for/by Titlemax?


bcbroon

Stupid guide. KFC is ordering chicken nuggets and a chicken sandwich. Starbucks has two large milkshakes. Those are not orders for one person. That said the burrito stands alone, scary


hockeyandquidditch

The burrito is so high because they got guacamole AND queso AND sour cream, all 3 of the highest calorie ingredients, 2 of which cost extra


PoisonedRadio

That burrito would be a sloppy mess to the point of being inedible. I'm not even entirely sure it would work in the tortilla.


Spartaner-043

Don’t forget the over 200 grams of rice, it’s almost 40% of the weight of the entire thing and roughly 1/3 of its calories.


Xciv

Always get the bowl. Tortillas are so calorically dense for what feels like almost no food.


HailToTheThief225

I usually split my chipotle burrito in half. Gets me two meals for the same price. If you eat an entire chipotle burrito and wonder why you hate yourself, slow down and digest half a burrito before deciding you need to eat more.


Tumble85

I don’t actually think a single Chipotle burrito has that many calories, they’ve gotten VERY small.


Snowbunny236

This. They have changed a lot of ingredients and size of tortilla in the last ten years.


UniqueIndividual3579

I shouldn't have looked at that, now I'm hungry.


Failed-Astronaut

Don’t mock me with the caramel apple empanada :( how I miss her


WayofHatuey

Taco Bell for the W


Fuck_the_Jets

Five guys' small fries are definitely not 500 cals. It's like a 2 pound bag of fries


bestofmidwest

Not at the one that opened by me last year. I was looking forward to pigging out on all the delicious fries and was very disappointed to see that they hardly had any loose fries in the bag for me to pretend I was getting for free.


3agle_

That exact McDonald's meal here in the UK is 1,195 kcal, what's the deal? US have bigger portions?


NEO_PoweredYT

They also put more crap in the food cuz their regulations are out of wack


fenexj

US fast food is honestly disgusting compared to EU fast food, I was shocked at the quality of McD and especially KFC in San Francisco.


zekeweasel

Yeah, sometime n the past 5 years or so they changed the "large" fries to be what used to be "Super-size".


Firechin

Not great quality. How does the math work on Popeyes?


AbsurdistWordist

It adds to 1495 not 1945


sirSADABY

All of thse things are sub standard and don't do what they say they do.


FandomMenace

There are 3,500 calories in a pound. If you ate three meals like this every day, you'd gain a few pounds a week, easily 150 pounds in a year. If you walk on a treadmill for an hour, you'd burn 300-400 calories. To counter this kind of intake and remain the same weight, the average person would have to walk for like 6 hours on a treadmill. And you'd still die of heart disease. This is a major reason why America is so fat.


LoneClap

Anyone else going on a Panda Express diet?


ikiss-yomama

The Panda Express pictures make it look like a lot more food than it is. All of that food could probably fit in one bowl. Yet they make each item look like it’s a full bowl.


curious_meerkat

I like the Chipotle example, where they choose every single ingredient of fat to get a burrito to 1500. You can eat really healthy there by ditching the queso and sour cream and that 340 calorie wrap, and choosing either beans or rice but not both, especially now that they are cheating you on the scoops.


chrisdub84

Even with the wrap, I feel like I ate a substantial meal after Chipotle, and not just a bunch of filler and grease.


PoisonedRadio

Chipotle is a decent option if you actually try. A lot of lean meat and veggies on the menu. It's not surprising that slathering something in cheese makes it unhealthy.


mustangwallflower

Kinda arbitrary which combinations of items they choose isn’t it? Maybe better to do: - meal #1 / first item in their menu - most popular meal - most standard meal (normal size burger/sanwich, med fries/chips, med coke) - worst possible main + side + drink - best possible main + side + drink


Virtual-Radish1111

FYI: 1500 calories in one sitting is wayyyy too much


lilchance1

Chipotle most surprising to me


CzeroXY

It’s a super weird burrito. 2 meats, 2 cheeses, sour cream, guacamole, rice and beans.


SweetestBebs

*most famous North American fast food restaurants


No-Vanilla8956

RIP caramel apple empanada


idigturtles

Who goes in to In n Out and gets a large shake AND a large root beer?


WietGetal

U should compare 1500 calories of junkfood and normal food its actually insane how calorie dense junkfood is


conradicalsmith108

I’ll take some heart attack lemonade from Panera plz


[deleted]

This is disgusting and we wonder why we have so many metabolic problems in this country.


brocksterrr

Who the fuck is getting a Gatorade with their Panda Express?


Wummerz

Chipotle burrito by itself is 1500 calories, very surprising


Alansalot

26 shades of diarrhea


RedditorsAreGoblins

Bullsheiiiit!


hundredbagger

After I read this I assumed the top comment would be Popeyes


A_curious_fish

So Taco Bell and Panda espress best bang for my buck for calories GOT IT!


robo_robb

Now do sodium


FredditGeddit

Taco Bell wins again !


Underskysly

Thanks for the meal plan! /s


SEJ46

What is the point of this?


Banana_Manilow

This isn’t like a guide for anyone this sub sucks


joshysgirl7

Haven’t seen a Panda Express sell a potsticker in years


NemesisCold1522

I’m not surprised you can get more from chick fil a when it came down to calories, but panda definitely surprised me


Rich_Seesaw6423

What’s up with the “TitleMax” at the bottom??


theycallmefagg

Counting Calories is dumb.


ProbablyMaybeWrong69

Who buys 2 subs from subway


LesbianLoki

Can we remember the recommended daily calorie intake is like 2000 calories? That's bonkers. Rather go to a taco truck and 4 taco carne asada for like $8 @ 800 calories.


Intelligent_Mark_624

I found a flaw, it says this is food, which it is not.


thesepigswillplay

This guide is far too inconsistent. But nonetheless, where's a&w??


Low_Assistant_8979

Nah, the McDonalds math is off. The ice cream machine never works so you can forget the McFlurry since it won’t be available! So you saved some calories.


hquintal

The real question is Why is this sponsored by Title Max?


AWigglyBear

what savage is drinking gatorade at panda express


celmate

Blows my mind a 25cm pizza is a "small" in the US


dannyjbixby

Cool a whole small pizza is healthier than I think it is


Pristine_Power_8488

That's a day's worth of calories for me, and most of them empty. I eat three meals full of protein, vegetables and fruit to get to that figure.


hagr

prices for each one would have been a good addition


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Efficient_Rise_4140

The chipotle one is just wrong. The burrito calorie calculator puts that burrito above at around 1000kcal.


BloatedManball

I don't know about everyone else, but that Chipotle burrito with all the frigging toppings would be 2 meals for me. More than enough for a day unless I was doing some heavy yard work or exercise.


Mindless_Trick_8048

Indeed, those meals are designed to make you more hungry.


EdragonPro

Its not just about calories but also about sugar and salt


sarcastic_wanderer

For weight loss? No it's not. For overall health, maybe.