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4paul

lol good call, done: [https://imgur.com/5NRByzG](https://imgur.com/5NRByzG)


lazy-j

This is my bed, except no dog. Just my wife sneaking into my space because she’s cold.


KingFlyntCoal

Heated blanket for Christmas..helped me anyway


jagoble

Heated mattress pad, even better.


SolidContribution688

Do Shaq’s bed with regular size models in it.


AroundTheWayJill

Laughing too hard at this as my German Shepherd leaves me approximately 8” of bed space


ivanmf

You know you need to update that with the wyoming king, right?


SkollFenrirson

And the size of the dog does not matter.


4paul

Done! [https://imgur.com/5NRByzG](https://imgur.com/5NRByzG)


SkollFenrirson

Perfection.


Powerful-Option-4595

Did you upscale images are wat


4paul

ha yea I did a reverse image search on OP's guide, found the original (at least a higher quality one) and use that for my photoshop :)


pescadopasado

We have two Chihuahuas. They sleep at a 90 degree handle to us huddling each edge of the bed. We sleep like an H.


boredatwork8866

Wait so your chihuahuas are like your pseudo cocks and your effectively touching tips? Hah gaaaay!


pescadopasado

You do realize Tourette Syndrome doesn't manifest when you use a keyboard?


Electronic-Quail4464

You realize a sense of humor is a normal thing to have?


NoneMoreDuck

What is going on in Alaska?


killa_noiz

4 people cranking it


Ostracus

Fit four more migrants.


jesusisyoloswag

Dude, what?


givemeagoodun

ah I see you have a healthy relationship with politics /s


Low_Living_9276

Eskimo brothers.


tee_ohboy

The bed of choice for any EBDB B'n'B.


scotty_spivs

This comment needs more upvotes


amarnaredux

I never knew there was an Alaska King size bed. I thought California King size was the largest before this.


Own-Plenty6668

The largest I've seen is a family bed, it's 144" x 80"


givemeagoodun

holy shit


New-Honey-984

A good fucking time 🤙


Dry_Figure_9018

Exploring the sexual frontier of America


piceathespruce

Charlie Bucket Grandparents situation.


Its0nlyRocketScience

Considering there's nothing else to do during winter, orgies.


josephjosephson

3 dog nights. OP needs 3 dogs on the mattress.


petit-dahu

Cold weather ig.


not_steves_octopus

Graphic is a solid read on the regular vs california king. We got a Cal King so I could stretch out more, thinking it would still be plenty wide enough for a kid in the middle. Went back to a regular King pretty quick, because the extra 4 inches really does make a difference when there is a small space heater dreaming they're in a drunken boxing tournament sleeping between you. Edit: difference in width is only 4 inches, but it feels like a foot (yeah, yeah, that's what she said 😉). Genuinely makes a huge difference when there's a kid in the middle though.


rrroller

Q: What’s the difference between a King and a California King? … A: The California King has avocado.


Ok_Ruin4016

Yeah I don't get the appeal of a California king bed unless you're like an NBA player and your feet always dangle off the bed at night lol


Fullyswirled

It’s more around 6 feet tall. Once you are that tall, if you have a headboard and put your arms above your head to cradle your head, your feet will hang off of bed. I’m only 6’3” but I’ll hang feet off on a standard king so we got the Cal King, it’s luxurious to be able to fully stretch out in bed, and I’m barely point guard sized.


Ok_Ruin4016

Fair enough. I'm 6 feet tall but I don't sleep with my arms above my head so I've never had that issue


LivnLegndNeedsEggs

Sometimes I sleep on my tummy and I like to put an arm up above my head. Those extra inches help!


benhatin4lf

Is 6'5" NBA status? I had a Cali King with a woman that was 6'1" and it was like what average height people feel with a regular king.


g29fan

4". 72 to 76 wide.


not_steves_octopus

You're right, of course. Would have guessed more, because it makes a huge difference.


g29fan

It really does.


Disastrous_Big_2263

And only 4 sizes of bedsheets ever available at the store


abonnema

This. I am 6'4" and bought a cal king. I didn't realize I'd be paying the cal king tax till I buy another bed. I'd rather have my feet hang off than never be able to find sheets in the stores I frequent (Costco, target, ikea). I've bought sheets online but am disappointed 90% of the time with the quality.


RedWhiteAndJew

Try Peach Skin sheets


LincolnshireSausage

And they are all a tiny bit too small.


lowtoiletsitter

Can't read the font very well, but fyi the Alaskan king is 108inx108in which means it's 9ft wide and 9ft long Unless you have a dog...then it's 3ft wide and 2ft long for you


wrenches-revolvers

Alaska knows what's up


Jackmac15

Alaska knows how to huddle together for warmth. Twin knows how to have fun by himself.


teroric

Never heard of Wyoming or alaska king


SmartShirt9044

That Alaska King has seen some wild shit


BenFranklinReborn

None of those silhouettes are a 6’5” person. #marginalized


FailTechnical2819

The ones on the full double are like 4 feet tall! I own one and my toes are hanging off the edge laying flat. Nvm they’re kids lol


sgwaba

Do you have to build the house around the Alaskan King? How do you get it through the door?


MattTheTubaGuy

That was my thought too. Alaska King looks like 'this is my bed room, the whole room is a bed'


PinkOneHasBeenChosen

Maybe they fold up?


BooksandBiceps

Alaskans are kinky and I’m here for it I bet Palin is a certified freak


RootHogOrDieTrying

Who's Nailin' Paylin?


AliceInNegaland

Alaskan here: am kinky. No Alaska king size bed though


nbocca

Alaska fucks


grogmonster41

These people are tiny.


MegaPompoen

Also my thought, a single person fitting on a 80cm bed is wierd.


OrangeKefka

The baby in the crib with a pillow is bothering me. Big no-no there.


dreadthripper

Alaska king is 81 square feet of bed. 81 square feet. That means you need like 200 square feet of sheets and - if you need 3 blankets like my S.O.- another 300 square feet of blankets. I want one.


The_Spare_Son

Inches...


H2OTman420

Alaska King Circle Jerk!!!


Doc1010

An hour ago, I was measuring the bed of my pickup truck to see if a twin mattress would fit there so the kiddos and I could do the drive-in movie theater tonight. Then I measured the spare twin mattress. Now, having never spoken a word of doing this, THIS guide is the first thing I see on Reddit. How are “they” doing this?


Webaccount5

So this is a weird thing, you only ever notice this stuff because you were doing something with it. If you never measured your mattresses and did anything, then you saw this post, you wouldnt think anything of it. Its only cause you have something to relate to this that you notice it Im not a federal agent, trust me


SergeantSanchez

The way I toss and turn in my sleep I need 2 Alaska kings


JudgeGusBus

Or perhaps a California Kong? It’s two California kings strapped together with gorilla leather.


boredatwork8866

Be good as dogs chew toy as well I’m guessing haha


SergeantSanchez

Nope. I need and entire cruise ship worth of bed so there’s always a cold section of sheets


HowAmINotMySelfie

What are they doing in Alaska?


[deleted]

And now in the logical measuring units please...


Beanruz

American and potentially a few other countries cool guide to bed sizes


MegaPompoen

America, Lyberia and Myanmar. What a list


Powerful-Option-4595

Alaska king for foursome and extroverts


PinkOneHasBeenChosen

And Indians.


nosdie74

Alaska king rules 😉


JazzlikeAd2100

So that totally puts context to Rihanna’s California King Bed. TIL. We dont have that size this side of the world.


Unique_Carpet1901

Now I want Alaska king in my home.


drock0711

We have mega bed Two queens for us and our furfam


Site-Hound

Yo what’re the dudes in the Alaskan gettin up to loooool


insertjokehere12345

Dang. What are they getting up to in Alaska?


Severe_Account4797

Your post are awesome.but the images are blur.


Carbonga

That's a new one. Never seen that before.


psichodrome

Can confirm. If you get a king, your kids can and will comfortably sleep in your bed (unfortunately).


PandaCheese2016

Twin is a lie obviously, or were ppl just skinnier then?


4D30N

Honestly, I thought this was a murder scene at first glance.


doughboyisking

Alaska King for my sexcapades… got it


dckook10

So hi I'm from Wyoming. Where does the Wyoming king size come from that's completely new to me?!


E_Zack_Lee

Wyoming King AKA Ménage a Trois.


ciaomain

The Throupler™.


Big_Possibility4025

Alaskas proud polyamorous peoples!


Gaucho_alagado

I just read Alabama King in the last one


JimbusJambus

Why is it called a twin? In australia we call it a single.


treefrog1981

It's called twin because the suite had 2 beds.


neurotim

I thought I read the one with 4 people on was called an Alabama king... and that just made so much sense...


Puzzleheaded-Knee450

What’s going on in Alaska? 👀


Tragedyof_Plagueis

Why is it called twin? Genuinely curious. Shouldn’t it be called single?


redbanshee444

Ideally I'd have the last bed, but alas, I wouldn't be able to open my bedroom door lol


HappyHappyFunnyFunny

Is there not one fucking thing Americans can use regular unit descriptions for? Dafuq kinda reason is there for anyone to call it Wyoming or Alaska and then everybody goes along with it???


SlackToad

New Hampshire has a law that they shall have the biggest king bed.


lostinspace801

That Alaskan King is for them swingers


Pretend_Safety

Is the Wyoming King a Kanye thing?


Local_Curve_3911

Don't worry, he's gone, and his ranch is for sale. Guns keep the peace, and the libs away.


VehicleNo8571

Mmm I get this is American but I don’t understand why a single would be called a twin??


davidii907

I live in Alaska and never heard of this Alaska king


boredatwork8866

I’m guessing you don’t get invited to parties


davidii907

You’re killing me lol


Dysfunctional_Orphan

my household is 3 adults and we sleep fine on a standard king


OleDoxieDad

Ok what size for two adults and two Doxies and one Chichewa


zzzzzzRaamzzzzz

This is very Generalized! Too generalized. It vastly depends on the body size and mass of the individuals..Two big and tall adults will not fit in either California king or king size.


rabidjellybean

38" of width is plenty for the average overweight American. Also I'm annoyingly tall and a King is plenty.


zzzzzzRaamzzzzz

Well we arent really huge, but big and what I can tell you is that we dont feel comfortable sleeping in a King size together. I am thinking it has something to do with the way you sleep too.