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valkyrie4x

Hmm...


smell_my_pee

"I didn't know it was gonna come off like that." "Pretty sure you did."


bippityzippity

“It’s supposed to be 4 Fs”


iRGRiZZLY

"It's gonna be a maze."


CorbecJayne

"I may just be a simple cop, but people need to know: This isn't gonna stop until pictionary bans the word 'windmill'."


cptn_fussenpepper

Stop circling it.


DarthxScion

Some are natural jumpers


Gullible_Salt_5684

A place free from darkness


analogkid01

Joshua was racist!...That came outta nowhere!


dardios

....did it?


drearbruh

My white guilt is killing me. C'mon, I'll buy you some ice cream


wahnsin

Am amazed. Did nazi that coming.


TimonAndPumbaAreDead

Stop circling it!


xX_theMaD_Xx

r/unexpectedcommunity


itsmeatballsworld

["I like how the lines just go straight, and then up, and then down, and then straight, and then, up and then down. It's beautiful!"](https://www.reddit.com/r/curb/s/2hPZpnL46M)


hcorerob

Electric Boogaloo 2


Normallyclose

"Matel"


ddzarnoski

Image by Pepperjack


Wholesome_Prolapse

r/hmmm


vanlich

r/beatmetoit


elephantphilosophy8

r/Beatmeattoit


Tickomatick

Unfortunately that sub isn't funny


qnod

r/mildlyswastika


droidyoureIookingfor

r/ofcoursethatsasub


exciim

Dude, i was like Hmm... and went to the comments


headybuzzard

Right…wayyy too close


PurpleDraziNotGreen

It's a space... windmill!


Swarmlord5

Solarmills? Charge!!!


PrismaFling

Mmmhhh


233C

Except, of course, if the Earth rotates all year long, in which case the big dipper goes around the north star just about every night.


dentonjr4

Found the correct comment that wasn’t talking about swastikas!


XkF21WNJ

Though that does make it kind of worse because there's literally no reason it has to be a swastika at all.


Ok_Medicine7534

Finally……..! Every time some one says something intelligent one person can leave the internet….


jyastaway

I thought so too, and assumed OP meant "at midnight"


wotquery

That's a waxing crescent moon which is going to set early evening.


AnyUsernameWillDo10

Yeah I was just wondering….is this at a certain time of night, or something? I was under the impression that all stars rotated around the North Star every night.


evanamd

Pretty sure this is approximately at midnight on the solstices and equinoxes. The constellation is always moving around the North Star, but because we’re moving around the sun, the apparent direction of the constellation changes because nighttime has shifted to a different part of the sky, if that makes sense


Islasuncle

And the seasons depend on what part of earth you reside


Ok_Ruin4016

The title does say this is for the northern hemisphere though.


turq8

Not to mention, the Big Dipper doesn't really rise like this for a good portion of the Southern hemisphere, and the North Star doesn't come up at all once you go south of the equator. You might see the Big Dipper (or part of it) at certain times of the year, but it's not up all night like in this image, the way it is for the Northern hemisphere.


JangusCarlson

Did Frank Reynolds make this?


Complex-Company9522

It's 4 f's....I didn't know it was gonna come out like that


fuggerdug

Pretty sure you did


babaganate

You knew damn well how it was gonna look


o101012

*disgusting trumpet noises*


mr_remy

It's just 4 sky biceps dude, nothing strange about it!


ViennaKing

r/accidentalswastika


theholycale

I don’t think it was accidental as putting the arrows to the center in several other places would have solved this “accident”.


GrandNibbles

the arrows are there because that's how you find the north star. you line up the other two stars in the dipper


LA_Dynamo

Where would the arrows go? You find the North Star by following the path the two stars make in the Big Dipper as shown by the arrows.


Eusocial_Snowman

It's not accidental because this comes from an old article making the case that the symbol was likely used by Native Americans after being directly inspired by this perception of the stars.


No-swimming-pool

Imagine having to care what it might look like.


Euphoric-Chain-5155

It's not accidental. It's the origin of the symbol itself.


dinkleburgenhoff

/r/entirelyandobviouslyintentionalswastika


_chuckiefinster

Reddit has threads for everything apparently lol


Zig_Zach

Uh


GearBrain

What you have to understand about the swastika is that it is *ancient*. It's one of the oldest symbols humans have ever made, and it's damn near universal. Cultures separated by thousands of miles who had virtually no contact have put it on temples and clay jugs and books. It was everywhere, and it was seen as a good luck charm. The Girl Scouts' magazine was called "The Swastika". It's like the Smiley Face. It's everywhere, it's a symbol everyone recognizes, it's ubiquitous. The Nazis used it as a way to make them seem cool and kinda hokey. "Look guys, we have this universal symbol of goodness and humanity as our symbol - how bad could we be?" It'd be like someone using a heart emoji for a death cult. Or a smiley face. Or, like... a triangle. It fucking sucks, because a group of assholes who were active for not even a century of total time - much of that in the shadows after a colossal defeat - have tainted that symbol.


creativityonly2

Genuinely makes me wonder if it will be tainted forever or if humanity will manage to reclaim it for peace... somehow. Edit: Ya'll need some reading comprehension. Billions of people using it in India and China, etc, does not mean it isn't tainted in other countries. Go try to display it anywhere in the US or Europe, etc, and you're gonna have a bad time. That. Is. What. I'm. Talking. About. Jfc...


as_hagi

Only when all Nazis are punched out of existence


Taftimus

I’m down to start punching some


_realpaul

Yeah my grand uncle was named adolphe. Not a single family member since named their child like that. Same goes for the swastika. Sure it benign in a lot of contemporary Asian or older culture(s) but ww2 happend and left a huge scar to this day


dfoley323

Better example is white supremacist's taking the 'ok' hand symbol and making it their own, so now you cant use 'ok' without being marked as racist.


OotekImora

The swastika itself isn't bad, the nazis that stole it and bastardized it (along with many other religious symbols **growls in angry norse paganism**) are the ones that are unforgivable monsters


Leftenant_Allah

Swastika, New York is just down the road from me


R_Daneel_Olivaw_792

Fascism is like a virus that spreads taking advantage of symbols that people already identify with. They even wanted to resignify the word "socialism" and nowadays they are stealing the word "libertarian" and freedom related words and symbols.


ItsBlackBetty

I was in Japan recently and there are lots of swastikas on Google maps because of all the temples. It was my first time seeing the symbol used in its proper setting. Since I’m from the West though, I did have a slight jolt of surprise on the first couple that showed up.


Yardsale420

Behind the Bastards does an excellent episode on the Swastika, its historical uses and how and why it was adopted by the Nazi’s. I fully suggest anyone who wants to know more should check it out. https://www.iheart.com/podcast/105-behind-the-bastards-29236323/episode/part-one-behind-the-swastika-122033932/


timelessalice

When I was in college one of my professors told us that there are a bunch of swastika carvings in one of the rooms in the oldest building on campus. The building was, at the time of my attending, around 150 years old. They were put there due to orientalism, not Nazism, but we were still told this with a grimace because my campus had a neonazi problem lol


kadno

> Cultures separated by thousands of miles who had virtually no contact have put it on temples and clay jugs and books Like that S from middle school?


cold-corn-dog

Same. I'll just check the temperature instead of the sky swastika.


loztriforce

I did Nazi that coming


Meatwise

r/holup


DemandTheOxfordComma

Yeah all the Nazis getting a boner for mother nature now.


Azadanon

If that's the only way to get far-right parties to take an interest in nature and pass laws against climate change, I'll accept a swastika sky.


EuroTrash1999

If minimum wage gonna stay 7 dollars, we ain't gonna get no vacations, and healthcare gonna be a bankruptcy filing, I say let it burn.


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DerDoobs

Didn’t know it was going to turn out that way.


Slap_My_Lasagna

Hmm... something something something Nazis projecting about *Jewish* space lasers, you say? 🤔🤔🤔


Zabroccoli

I’m fuhrerious!


vindic8or

It's crazy how a holy symbol, used basically by all cultures around the world, is associated with Nazis now... It's time to vindicate the Swastika.


tritisan

Every airport I’ve been to in Asia has meditation/prayer rooms. And Buddhism is always indicated by the swastika. Fuck the Nazis for appropriating and defiling it.


bobert_the_grey

"I didn't know it would come off like that!"


BrandoSandoFanTho

I had to look nein times


i-evade-bans-19

man, nostalgia moment to when i was in 9th grade and heard this joke for the first time. unfortunately, it hasn't gotten funnier. it was in a logic portion of a math class. ~c. ha ha.


Johnny_Graves33

Nobody expects the German Inquisition


Temporary-Cod2384

I only saw it when I increased my concentration


Tiny-Werewolf1962

Anne Frankly I'm appalled


Kokonator27

Wheres spring? “Ok its on the reich”


Xincmars

Springtime for Hitler and Germany


VRichardsen

♪ *Winter for Poland and France* ♫


DarkendHarv

That was impressive. Love this joke. 10/10!


Kokonator27

Thanks!!! For anyone interested 22 male single


CarpeValde

And then we have Frank’s constellation, which is…well it’s just unfortunate.


tiller15tiller

I didn’t know it was going to turn out like that…


S_uperSquirrel

Pretty sure you did


Dor0k

r/holup


n00-1ne

This kind of thing will keep happening until Pictionary bans the windmill


wrenchgg

Oh Pierce


Mead_and_You

That guy had some of the best lines/delivery of the whole series. "Fact: In 100% of all fake-gun related shootings, the victim is always the one with the fake gun."


Relevant-Dream-8905

I'm seeing a pattern here....


SirDisi

As a german I think I have to apologise to the sky now.


AwkwardAtt0rney

Nah, the sky should know that you're not supposed to use that symbol anymore. /s


Stupid_Motafuka

Oh... we aren't anymore? /s


kswanman15

Hahahaha wth


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ppauly554

Wth = whose telling hitler


So_be

First star on the reich and straight on till morning


nonrice

🤨


rajeshyrr

Dhruv Tara. Due to earth's inclination, there is a circle formed while on its rotation on its axis. And Dhruv Tara i.e. North Star is the center of that circle. That's why it's always at same place. There are many interesting and inspiring stories around this in India. Those 7 stars are called as Saptarshi i.e. 7 sages.


yuuuriiii

Swastika constellation.


noumg

Even the fucking stars hate my people smh


Lingo2009

Well, they did make you wear one 😢


JackMahogofff

Fuck


manumaker08

i feel like i can fit a joke about a space lazer into here but im not quite sure how


noumg

Why didn't I think of that. Fuck!


MXC-GuyLedouche

Wait is this the origin of swastika? It had many good meanings before Nazi Germany if you were unaware.


hackingdreams

What's this a cool guide to, how to get a swastika on the front page? *Again*?


satan_takethewheel

Lols aside, I wonder if this is where the symbol actually comes from…? it’s a sacred symbol in Buddhist and North American indigenous cultures.


MrIllusive1776

Yes. It was also a symbol to northern European pagans as well, which is why the Nazis adopted it. There are iron age helmets in Germany and Scandinavia with swastikas on them.


satan_takethewheel

Its cross cultural nature reminds us we’re all born under the same sky.


Ok-Radio5562

Swastika comes from protoindoeuropeans and their descendants, so basically europe, persia and north india, swastica became a scared symbol for hinduism and then for buddhism


Affectionate-Bee3913

It's a very simple motif with rotational symmetry so it's probably just something that independently seemed like a neat symbol.


kueso

For the northern hemisphere


Obese_Geese

Heil Dipper


chair____table

I don't think it's accurate, maybe turn it around 45 degrees, that should fix it!


Due_Connection179

Real sad that the first thing people now see of this symbol is the Nazis and not the symbol of prosperity like it used to be.


LordSnowgaryen

Dicks stole a cool salute too.


Particular_Junket288

And the whole skinhead movement


Real_Asparagus4926

Prior to world war 2, many eastern religions used the swastika as symbol of good fortune and placing at the doorstep of the home is a way of extending well wishes to those who visit. This is a particularly important symbol for the holiday Diwali. So mixed feelings here.


Thatswede

The curious question would be, is the ancient symbol based off of this specific constellation and its movement through the sky over the year?


Virghia

Somewhat yes, a similar diagram is shown in Swastika's wikipedia page


cut_rate_revolution

Which kinda helps you understand why the Swastika popped up in so many cultures.


UriahPeabody

r/holup


DaGreatWumbini

Whoever made this knew exactly what they were doing


UriahTheVortigaunt

Umm


imbarbdwyer

I did nazi that coming…


PeartGoat

So the big dipper is a Nazi?


unboiled_peanuts

r/accidentalswastika


gamerofgaming42

💀


Supervillain_Outcast

What's the name of that zodiac sign?


Stupid_Motafuka

Painter


BoyznGirlznBabes

Indiana Jones says this guide is really uncool


Responsible-Basil-68

The bigger dipper thing is Alan the Cowboy


PsychologicalBus7357

r/accidentalswastika


PsychoticMessiah

Holy shit. If this is accurate then ancient cultures using the swastika makes a helluva lot more sense now.


crazyhorsealone

Oooh this would be a cool tattoo… oops nvmd


VariantArray

r/HolUp


PanJaszczurka

Erica softly playing.


Hikousen

Okay who trained the bots on twitter's data


Formal_Job3304

Racist star lol


RingGiver

You knew what you were doing with this...


InvXXVII

Theory confirmed. Iron Sky is based on a true story.


MixRevolution

Danke, mein freund


_Totorotrip_

Ohhhh, that's not reicht...


Neon_culture79

I did Nazi that coming


Narrow_Turnip_7129

SPACE NAZIS!!!!!


randomredditing

“I didn’t know if was gonna turn out like that”


1Singlefatguy

Omg space is racist


TheRealAuthorSarge

Fucking space Nazis


Axe_22

Uhhh…


Dull_Huckleberry6896

Uh…


Anxious-Figure-337

r/holup


russellzerotohero

Dude fuck Hitler for ruining a literal astronomical symbol used for 1000’s of years before him.


LTS_FR

Mein Gott


Adamantium-Aardvark

I did nazi that coming


trulyuniqueusername2

r/holup


TonySquadroni

Its the Final Solution for easily finding the Big Dipper.


thealy87

........


gobuckeyes11

It looks like a Hindu symbol for prosperity and good lunch


Stickybandits9

Is the universe a nazi or is the symbol just backwards


waIIstr33tb3ts

/r/HolUp


davy_mcdaveface

I did not-see that coming


Videogamee20

Op is old and lives in Alabama. When looking at their post history they have recently shown evidence of climate change denial but going back some shows they were a frequent poster in truthleaks. They are as right wing as any GOP member in the USA so I have no reason to doubt they are a nazi and the swastika is intentional. As for why it isn't tilted, nazis are morons.


Sooktober

I did NOTSEE that coming


Pikepv

Not sure if you’re history buffs at all but….


hollyglaser

So that’s where the symbol swastika originally came from


Sevenlord777

I’m offended, make me a billionaire now.


goosnarch

The person making this graphic saw the obvious and said “naw, if I just rotate spring by 5 degrees, that should fix it “


guacamole1978

That doesn't seem reich.


bmp_stck

Wait a minute


QuitStockingMe

Accidentalnazi


Sinister-Username

I did nazi that coming


rotcivwg

This is incredibly dependent on what time of the night it is.


Adorable_Egg7616

I did Nazi that coming


Decent-Ruin3443

I did nazi see it that way.


methaneproduce

Fuck space nazis


heavenhelpyou

"It's gonna be a maze", eh?


whatssupdude

Uhhhhhhh…..


Tall-Revenue-5415

well well well


UnanimousPimp

I’m pretty sure this is where the Native Americans created this symbol from before it became known as a swastika. 1. Whirling Log: Among the Navajo, the symbol was often referred to as the “whirling log,” which represented a sacred image connected to healing and protection. 2. Sacred Sun Symbol: For the Hopi, it was sometimes considered a sacred sun symbol, symbolizing the four directions and the four major clans of the tribe. 3. Four Arms: In some Plains tribes, the symbol might be referred to simply in descriptive terms related to its shape, like “four arms” or “four-armed cross.”


Nice__Spice

Uh. Hol the fuck up


thefunkygibbon

outside of the obvious nazi stealthposting, it's useful to know just in case I wake up in a field at night with no memory and for some reason need to know what season it is. ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯


Hot-Phrase6277

Wth is my hand raising up.


LupoTheXiii

Did na zi that coming


Chicken-Rude

hol' up


Exotic-Drug

Hi i’m an Austrian painter


AdGroundbreaking3715

Sieg Sky!


N0DuckingWay

r/accidentalswastika


Larson338

I did nat-zee that coming