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Allykatz90

A capybara is just a Guinea big


shivamahaii

Slow clap šŸ‘


CountySufficient2586

Food.


JimmyBallocks

take my upvote and fuck off


[deleted]

Well my day just got better as a result of this image.


jar-jar-twinks

I received a Peruvian Satin Guinea Pig in 1977 for my tenth birthday gift. Mikey Mocha was the best birthday gift Iā€™ve ever received because I was one of 10 siblings and we were one missed paycheck away from poverty. Looking back on it I knew we were poor and I know that my parents loved me. Thanks for he memories.


plowerd

Hairless guinea pigs are just micro hippos.


hufferbufferpuffer

Aquatic danger potato.


Garizondyly

Slightly less dangerous, too


hufferbufferpuffer

Aquatic danger potato


Rust_Belt_Gothic

Huh, so my childhood pig was a Peruvian-type guinea pig.. learning that after all these years. Interesting.


Pinky_Pinneapple

On a plate? Yeah, me too. I see this and my brain goes "food, food, food, and more food"


Model_Modelo

I just see Claire 1 - 19 here.


tacoma-tues

They may have different names and backgrounds, but theyre alll delicious šŸ˜‹šŸ¤¤


United-Kale-2385

Crested looks pretty punk rock


Empty_Item

They're as cute as they are delicious.


meistercheems

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youAreHere

So delicious! Though a bit of work with their tiny bones


bessovestnij

Tasty bunch!


ThtOnBeanInThCrnr

Tamago sushi Assorted Furry sushiā€™s


wmorris33026

Lmao. Didnā€™t know I didnā€™t know that. Good job Reddit OP!


CoherentBusyDucks

I have two Americans and an Abyssinian šŸ„°


vegasvinny

I donā€™t see LemiWinks ?


ICouldEvenBeYou

I've never had to identify a guinea pig in my entire life.


holmgangCore

The time may be coming, and now youā€™re prepared


holmgangCore

Which ones taste best? Asking for a friend


ExtraSuperfluous

What about Guineasaurus Rex?


rncookiemaker

Do those long-haired species require brushing? Or do they do a dust bath like chinchillas?


Ok-Parsnip-8661

Yes it's quite a chore to keep them well groomed. Full brushing about once a week. Usually you have to wrap them in cotton balls to keep them nice for shows otherwise they chew off the long pieces. Also have to keep their cage clean more often. It's insane how much these guys poo


PossibleMolasses2672

I dated a girl who was a self proclaimed ā€œguinea pig farmerā€ I thought she was joking till I saw her collection. Needless to say her house smelt like wellā€¦..a guinea pig cage but the pussy/head game was bomb and I went home with a new friend. Names him Herbert he was a silly satin. Cool pig really enjoyed em. Needless to say Iā€™m sorry I lost track of where I was going with thisā€¦.


19DucksInAWolfSuit

I feel truly blessed that my time on reddit doesn't overlap with the years I was a stoner


PunishingVoter

Forgot Cuy guinea pigs


bessovestnij

Aren't those Peruvian? And primarily meant for eating?


PunishingVoter

Yes, raised specifically for that purpose


MsOliveRae

At first glance I thought this was different types of sushi šŸ£


medenagan2

Too many jokesā€¦.


PeopleofYouTube

And no South Park references so far. How disappointing.


zfreakazoidz

This is also a good guide for snake food


SeeYouCantStopMe

Are any of these breeds allergic to latex?


Dino-chicken-nugg3t

I was gonna ask why but my brain filled in the rest.


the_party_galgo

American should just be called hamtaro colored


peteresque

Without my glasses on thought this was sushi.


ObfuscatedAnswers

You forgot Chell


CountySufficient2586

They all get crispy when fried.


ReaperofLightning872

Tiny capybaras


CultBait23

Abyssian is just guinea pig sushi


AnnaBear6

Had to look up a silkie and a silkie satin. Now Iā€™m jealous of how much more beautiful their hair is than mine will ever be


iFeaRioN

Abyssinian Satin Guinea Pigs!


Aggressive_Chicken63

Peruvians eat guinea pigs. Do they eat both of those types?


Difficult-Piglet6871

Which one do you bet has the wackiest death