They said 9 straight minutes so itās gotta be a combo of evl and it might only make up the first half of the name.
Evellyn would fit but idk if anyone spells it with to Lās.
[It's a this. ](https://youtu.be/auBLPXO8Fww?si=TN9a0tCMZg0KfC_E)By itself, it's not too bad, but I'm partway through my middle name and I have to do about 110.
This list made me design an excel spreadsheet in my head to calculate the workout for any name entered automatically and then I realized actually doing it would be a ridiculous waste of time so there must be something important Iām procrastinating on.
Those kinds of ridiculous wastes of time are exactly what I find [AI to be great for](https://i.imgur.com/HQMzvmc.png). Result [works well enough](https://i.imgur.com/WEDSElU.png), html can be found [here](https://pastebin.com/ZTiB1AgL).
What about
[Jugemu Jugemu Go-KÅ-no-Surikire Kaijari-suigyo no SuigyÅ-matsu Unrai-matsu FÅ«rai-matsu KÅ«-Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro YaburakÅji no BurakÅji Paipo Paipo Paipo no ShÅ«ringan ShÅ«ringan no GÅ«rindai GÅ«rindai no Ponpokopii no Ponpokonaa no ChÅkyÅ«mei no ChÅsuke?](https://youtu.be/veaKOM1HYAw)
Karl-Theodor Maria Nikolaus Johann Jacob Philipp Franz Joseph Sylvester Buhl-Freiherr von und zu Guttenberg
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karl-Theodor_zu_Guttenberg
I have an Anglic name and this will still kill me.
And then the guide says "repeat if necessary" is this a troll post or what? I would be jelly before getting through half my first name. Whoever made this must be insanely fit.
Yeah mine was all arm circles and jumping jacks. This feels like one of those stupid things designed to drive engagement solely through how many people will chime in to say it's stupid.
Yeah, it's a blatant bot account. Obvious lie in the title + 7 yo account with no comments and posts only in the last 24 hours. Yeah. It's for engagement. Reddit is all bots now.
I just thought of a kid I went to school with named Sharathchandra Radhakrishnan. Poor guy will still be on his first set when this gets reposted around the 1st.
Bad day to be
Margaret Woolworth Carrington von Schumacher Chanel Astor Livingston Compte de Saint-Exupery Mountbatten Windsor Armani Roosevelt Von Trap wykenhamp Hearst Montgomery Rothschild Johnson & Johnson Twillsworth Dolce Gabana Von Zweiger II Montgomery de LaRoche Geico Vanderbilt Lannister van Burean Butterworth How I Met Your Mother Wrigley Louise-Dreyfus Ludwig Morgan Stanley Dumont Lamborghini Forbes higbee Winthrop Chanel Remy Martin Fitzwilliam Kennedy Motel Six Fairchild Brook Pritzker Davenport von Stolen Monty Python Ellisworth Aston Martin Haverbrook Ziff Launder Hilton DuPont Kinkaid Winslow Coors Oviatt Marlborough Pembroke Huffington Bush Mellon Sinclair Mellencamp Starbucks van Dyke III Montgomery Marriott Barrington Chadsworth Big League Chew Chesterfield Kensington Boothbishop Longbottom Nottingham Meisterberg Burgermeister Tudor Hapsburg Rockefeller Onassis
Iām from a Portuguese family, and thy love a long name. My full name is 28 letters long! If I follow the rule I would be Thor in a week! (Or dead, most likely)
My name gives me NINE STRAIGHT MINUTES of wall sits. And that's not even a fourth of my full name. š
Damn. Who named you Eeeveee
Probably a PokƩmon fan.
I thinks itās probably Eveyln
Surely it's Viivi. Finnish girl's name
I figured it was Eleven
Or Evellyn
Poor ellen
Thatās only six minutes.
Poor elllllllen
a fitting number of L's
Evelen? (Different spelling of Evelyn)
Then there's the last name, could be elain or something
They said 9 straight minutes so itās gotta be a combo of evl and it might only make up the first half of the name. Evellyn would fit but idk if anyone spells it with to Lās.
My best guess is Velvet. Wait that's 10.
I was gonna guess valerie but I think thatās 7. Unless its vallerie.
I was on Evelyn but thatās only seven too. Works if itās Evellyn.
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Itās like an escape room figuring out your name.
Evellyn?
Probably: EEEEEEEEE
Damn, named after a SpongeBob cuss word
Right there with you on the "vell" part of my name
I used my like shortened nickname and I still got so much wall sits
Level?
I was pissed getting 5.
IT'S ALL BURPEES
Kid named Swnfm:
Sounds like an egyptian mummy.
Why you gotta be mummy-origin specific? Can't it just be a mummy doing burpees? Come on people, we're better than that.
The end of my name is āELLEā. Iāll just be posted up on the wall
Iāve got and ELELE run š³
Yeah mine is LE EL (end of 1st name, beginning of last name) so I'll be right there with you
Yea this workout has me doing 190 burpees and sitting g against the wall for 7 minutes.
Burpee gang unite! ....then cry
Iām mostly jumping jacks lol.
Wall sits... Lots of wall sits. I even have a stretch of 6 minutes straight.
Your parents and ancestors really didnāt believe in vowels, huh?
what are burpees?
[It's a this. ](https://youtu.be/auBLPXO8Fww?si=TN9a0tCMZg0KfC_E)By itself, it's not too bad, but I'm partway through my middle name and I have to do about 110.
Yep. Mine is 110. No way in hell
Oh cool, Iāve never happier that my parents gave me an absurdly long name. Iām gonna die before I get all THIRTY letters
Found Smitty WerbenjƤgermanjensen.
He got nothing on Prabhakarna Sripalawardhana Atapattu Jayasuriya Laxmansriramkrishna Shivavenkata Rajasekara Sriniwasana Trichipalli Yekya Parampeel Parambatur Chinnaswami Muthuswami Venugopal Iyer
- 2790 jumping jacks - 110 crunches - 305 squats - 305 pushups - 30 min. wall sit - 5:20 second arm circles - 470 burpees Repeat if necessary.
r/theydidthemath
This list made me design an excel spreadsheet in my head to calculate the workout for any name entered automatically and then I realized actually doing it would be a ridiculous waste of time so there must be something important Iām procrastinating on.
Those kinds of ridiculous wastes of time are exactly what I find [AI to be great for](https://i.imgur.com/HQMzvmc.png). Result [works well enough](https://i.imgur.com/WEDSElU.png), html can be found [here](https://pastebin.com/ZTiB1AgL).
Thatās an awesome use of AI but for me itās more about the process of making it work than caring much about the end product.
What about [Jugemu Jugemu Go-KÅ-no-Surikire Kaijari-suigyo no SuigyÅ-matsu Unrai-matsu FÅ«rai-matsu KÅ«-Neru Tokoro ni Sumu Tokoro YaburakÅji no BurakÅji Paipo Paipo Paipo no ShÅ«ringan ShÅ«ringan no GÅ«rindai GÅ«rindai no Ponpokopii no Ponpokonaa no ChÅkyÅ«mei no ChÅsuke?](https://youtu.be/veaKOM1HYAw)
- 2870 jumping jacks - 155 crunches - 215 squats - 360 push ups - 6 min. wall sit - 17 min. arm circles - 975 burpees Repeat if necessary.
Rhabdomyolysis. Repeat if necessary.
I understood that reference
Bro got the whole south asia as his family tree wtfš
Came here for this
With a workout routine like that, itās no wonder that he was #1
John Jacob Jingleheimer Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen
His name is my name too!
Whenever we go out!
27 here, see you in the morgueš
Samsies a lot of burpees and wall shits šā ļøšā ļø
22, bad enough uuuugh
Iāve got 6 Lās and 3 Eās in my name Iām going to wall sit for 15 minutes.
5 L's and 7 E's here...
Dude.. Be happy, you can stop 3 excercises before me. Yes, my name is 33 letters long (and it never fully fits in any official documents)
42 Here. They use a smaller font for my passport
Youāre about to be the fittest youāve ever been
I got 120 Jumping Jacks...š¤®š¤®š¤®š¤®
Iāve got a lot of double letters in my name so I get to do lots of things twice in a row. Itās all Ns and Ls.
I have 28 and yeah Iād be cooked
Fucking hell, here I was feeling bad for having 21 letters. Edit how tf did I miscount the letters in my own name.
Carlos Rodrigo Dominguez Fernandez Salvador de la Santa Maria
My son has a rather long name as well and he shared your sentiment. Sorry buddy! (to you and to him)
Got 33. I'll be waiting for you on the other side.
I donāt have the longest name, but Iām doing like 120 burpees.
Your name is John Jacob Jingleheimer Smith? Your name is my name too!
Man am I glad im not Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff Sr.
Smitty WerbenJagerManJensen would be pretty bad as well
He was Number 1
I do not deserve to wear this hat š„ŗ
Hereās the workout for Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff Sr.: ā¢ 20 Squats ā¢ 30 sec Arm Circles ā¢ 20 Crunches ā¢ 1 Min Wall Sit ā¢ 15 Push-ups ā¢ 15 Squats ā¢ 20 Crunches ā¢ 2 Min Wall Sit ā¢ 50 Jumping Jacks ā¢ 30 Jumping Jacks ā¢ 25 Burpees ā¢ 1 Min Wall Sit ā¢ 20 Burpees ā¢ 40 Jumping Jacks ā¢ 2 Min Wall Sit ā¢ 10 Burpees ā¢ 1 Min Wall Sit ā¢ 30 Burpees ā¢ 30 Squats ā¢ 20 Squats ā¢ 2 Min Wall Sit ā¢ 1 Min Wall Sit ā¢ 20 sec Arm Circles ā¢ 1 Min Wall Sit ā¢ 2 Min Wall Sit ā¢ 30 Burpees ā¢ 15 Squats ā¢ 1 Min Wall Sit ā¢ 30 Jumping Jacks ā¢ 25 Burpees ā¢ 20 Squats ā¢ 50 Jumping Jacks ā¢ 30 sec Arm Circles ā¢ 30 Burpees ā¢ 1 Min Wall Sit ā¢ 25 Burpees ā¢ 20 Crunches ā¢ 1 Min Wall Sit ā¢ 15 Push-ups ā¢ 20 sec Arm Circles ā¢ 1 Min Wall Sit ā¢ 15 Push-ups ā¢ 15 Push-ups ā¢ 40 Jumping Jacks ā¢ 15 Push-ups ā¢ 10 Burpees ā¢ 10 Burpees ā¢ 30 Burpees ā¢ 15 Push-ups Thatās quite a workout!
In honor of his name and your effort to itemize his workout, Iām gonna do this tomorrow šŖ
I'm not.
Repeat if necessary
Yup. Ā Benedict Timothy Carlton Cumberbatch is also screwed
Senior
Junior the third
Sabine LeuthƤuser-Schnarrenberger (stupid german politician)
Laughs in Doro BƤr( also dumb as a chair but more attractive)
His name is my name too!
Eevee will be wall sitting for awhile.
My middle name is Genevieve, so I guess Iām doing 10 minutes of wall sits š
Eve Eevee Vee would be an easy name for this. Basically just on time out.
Was thinking Leela going to be there for a few minutes.
Mine is about 45% push ups, 45% burpees, and 10% wall sits
Your name is Dkrzvxsnmf?
Average Balkan name
Damn, haven't met that guy since highschool
Iām like all squats with Christopher
Us Christophers are gonna have the best butts in the land.
What are wall sits?
Put your back on the wall and lower yourself to a sitting position like you're in a non-existent chair. Works your legs pretty good.
I interpret it as sitting on a wall to rest for the mentioned number of minutes, and you won't change my mind.
Same. :/
Karl-Theodor Maria Nikolaus Johann Jacob Philipp Franz Joseph Sylvester Buhl-Freiherr von und zu Guttenberg https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karl-Theodor_zu_Guttenberg
His friends call him K.G.
That guy is *jacked*.
Imagine being from Poland.
Grzegorz. BrzÄczyszczykiewicz.
Ha, thatās me. I nearly passed out just trying to work out the routine. 3 Ks, 2 Ys and 8 other letters.
Or Sri Lanka
Full name? Oh boy that is gonna be hell for all those with spanish/portuguese naming conversations. Just ask Pablo Diego JosĆ© Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno MarĆa de los Remedios Cipriano de la SantĆsima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso
(For those that didn't get the joke, that's Pablo Picasso's whole name.)
I have an Anglic name and this will still kill me. And then the guide says "repeat if necessary" is this a troll post or what? I would be jelly before getting through half my first name. Whoever made this must be insanely fit.
Back. To. You. Bob.
Too many burpees :(
I'm in pretty good shape, but I'm partway through my middle name and I have 110 burpees. This workout is turning into a death march.
For your insolence, we add * 20 crunches * 50 jumping jacks * 15 squats * 100 jumping jacks * 25 burpees
50 in a row for me š„“
Use Wordle instead of your name.
Thats a neat idea, you get to change up your workout each day
Actually a really good idea
I am Greek , I'll be dead before first day ends
American, dead by the end of my first name
Man, i'm latino :c
*cries in 2 names and 2 last names*
Exactly my thought as well. Married to a Latina that loves the gym. Sheās got like seven names
1 min wall sit followed by 2 min wall sitā¦
I'd have to wall sit for 6 minutes straight. Fuck that shit.
I got 50-50 jumping jacks and wall sits
Yeah mine was all arm circles and jumping jacks. This feels like one of those stupid things designed to drive engagement solely through how many people will chime in to say it's stupid.
Aaron made this list solely as an excuse to do nothing but jumping Jack's and burpees
Yeah, it's a blatant bot account. Obvious lie in the title + 7 yo account with no comments and posts only in the last 24 hours. Yeah. It's for engagement. Reddit is all bots now.
Olivia?
140 jumping jacksā¦
I got 180 š
This explains Schwarzenegger.
I just thought of a kid I went to school with named Sharathchandra Radhakrishnan. Poor guy will still be on his first set when this gets reposted around the 1st.
All the burpees, sonuvabitch
Benedict Cumberpatch gonna be *fucked*ā¦
Now I really understand the difference between Arnold Schwarzenegger and Tyga.
Intriguing. Had Humpty Dumpty followed this guide, he would not have sat on that wall.
Good thing Iām not John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt
Oh, but you are. Did you forget that his name is your name too?
Nice try China!
Starting with 25 burpees? Fuck ALL the way off.
# Anyone from Sri Lanka, reading this is crying their eyes out right now
Push ups, arm circles, squats, squats. Jumping jacks, squats, jumping jacks, crunches, jumping jacks. Short name club š
Did you just doxx yourself, Ruth?
First 4 letters in my name and my kneecaps exploded
190 Jumping Jacks and 95 Burpess I can lay down in a coffin straight after that.
Nearly all of mine are burpees and jumping jacks and then more of the same when I add middle name. š©
I have a very long polish last name. This will kill me lmao
Lol, people who have names that start with S Looking at people who have names that start with F: "Your weakness disgusts me."
Hell nah Iām not doing 160 jumping jacks
Sri Lankans about to die
I pitty my Thai friends lol
John Jacob Jingle Heimerschmitt has been real quiet since this dropped...
RIP Indian folks, or if they survive, ripped Indian folks.
**Pablo Diego JosĆ© Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno CrispĆn Crispiniano MarĆa de los Remedios de la SantĆsima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso**.
I feel like this would be wonderful paired with a random word generator. Randomly generated workout every day.
*Todayās word is ANTIDISESTABLISHMENTARIANISM. Good luck!*
And pray to any and every deity imaginable that it never generates pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.
Indian guys in shambles
Nice try, bot. I aināt giving my full name
My full name is 23 letters. Fuck this chart
My friend with only 4 letters in his full name: Fu Ya
That would be FAR too many burpees to be fair!
This doesn't work for Chinese names
It's a bad day to be Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen
I got 23 letters and 7 repeating onesššš
The Muslims are gonna have a real tuff time with this hereš¤£
My first name alone is 250 jumping jacks and 5 minutes of wall sitting, which is gonna be so fun.
Fucking burpees are gonna be the end of me!
Poor Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116
Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemuhwem Osas
Dikembe Mutombo Mpolondo Mukamba Jean-Jacques Wamutombo leaves the Gym.
What kind of sadist put burpees in there that many times?!
Indians gonna' be ripped.
My name is Christopher. Needless to say, I'm going by Chris.
This is when having one of those short names comes in handy, like Wei Cho.
john jacob jingleheimer schmidt shitting his pants rn
Burpeeās?? F that!
Too many burpees
So many burpees š¤®
Youād be fucked if your name was snsnsnsnsn š
Bad day to be Margaret Woolworth Carrington von Schumacher Chanel Astor Livingston Compte de Saint-Exupery Mountbatten Windsor Armani Roosevelt Von Trap wykenhamp Hearst Montgomery Rothschild Johnson & Johnson Twillsworth Dolce Gabana Von Zweiger II Montgomery de LaRoche Geico Vanderbilt Lannister van Burean Butterworth How I Met Your Mother Wrigley Louise-Dreyfus Ludwig Morgan Stanley Dumont Lamborghini Forbes higbee Winthrop Chanel Remy Martin Fitzwilliam Kennedy Motel Six Fairchild Brook Pritzker Davenport von Stolen Monty Python Ellisworth Aston Martin Haverbrook Ziff Launder Hilton DuPont Kinkaid Winslow Coors Oviatt Marlborough Pembroke Huffington Bush Mellon Sinclair Mellencamp Starbucks van Dyke III Montgomery Marriott Barrington Chadsworth Big League Chew Chesterfield Kensington Boothbishop Longbottom Nottingham Meisterberg Burgermeister Tudor Hapsburg Rockefeller Onassis
RIP Aaron thatās a lot of jumping jacks.
Iām from a Portuguese family, and thy love a long name. My full name is 28 letters long! If I follow the rule I would be Thor in a week! (Or dead, most likely)
Iāll be doing a lot of wall sitting it seems
Hi Iām Aaron and I enjoy doing a shitload of jumping jacks.
My name is long as hell
Iām Sri Lankan, Iām screwed š
400 jumping jacks?? my neighbor will be pisssed
No fair I got a double barrel last name, this shit rigged
Benevenstanciano is not amused
With an L and 4 Eās I shall become one with the walls. Like Stellan Skarsgard in Pirates of the Caribbean.
Five min wall sit...