Relatable

real

действительный (real)

Real

I read that in a russian accent 💀

Da Comrade. This is the way

How do you fake bad grammar this good

The writer seems to know Russian grammar pretty well. Still gave away that it’s not from a Russian speaker in a few places, though

I AM CUM FROM SEX

Hi Cum from Sex, I’m Light from Lamp. Nice to meet you.

you boy do not marry American girl

NO I CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I CUM IN ASS

sir this is a wendy’s

Real

I want this Russian man to have gay sex with me

This the war all my tax dollars going to?

Хорошо

Это база

That's fake.

true, nobody on reddit has sex