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Fillerbear

All his rhymes shit, poo type shit Got he Minions on some Gru type shit Lookin like a cow, moo type shit Congested from sniffin glue type shit Snow up the nose, at-choo type shit, Slow to kick in, bamboo type shit Losin mind, *The Turning of the Screw* type shit Goin on dat Clayton Hughes type shit Start callin me Gamba Khufu type shit Half dead, a ghost, boo type shit Broke as fuck, rent overdue type shit Get evicted on that I'm screwed type shit End up homeless on that soup type shit Help the chefs, get on that sous type shit Gourmet drugs, cordon bleu type shit Gordon Ramsay comin to spew type shit Catch him with a knife in the kitchen, Clue type shit Raw talent comin atchu type shit Nerd rhymes on that R2D2 type shit I'm done, this shit is through type shit. (I am very sorry.)


SHITSTORMofBAPHOMETS

> (I am very sorry.) no youre not never apologize for your own genius best lines > Lookin like a cow, moo type shit > Half dead, a ghost, boo type shit


NikonuserNW

A modern-day Shakespeare talking about real world type shit.


TheUnsightlyBulge

How’d you hear him through the mumbling?


Fillerbear

It is my curse.


bvdatech

Give this man a record deal


hopethisgivesmegold

Cordon blue type shit is simultaneously fucking hilarious AND better than any single line in the whole song. Sucks fr tho cuz this beat is nasty, Im a sucker for bells. I thought after future and KFK dropped “like that”, future would actually drop a good album. Yea an ALBUM of good music not just one decent song like damn near every other cornball in this current scene.


RLVNTone

Literally crappy


IcedCoffeeVoyager

Absolutely incredible. I cackled, thank you


Fillerbear

You're welcome, glad you were entertained :)


BluejayIndependent65

This is actually fire! “congested from sniffin glue type shit Snow up the nose at-choo type shit” 😂 Bars!


Fillerbear

Thank you, thank you, figured those two belonged together :D


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😂😂😭


South_Firefighter_40

Modern day Shakespeare


Chimchampion

I wish these were the lyrics


TiredOfThisHumanRace

I dig these lyrics.


ManOfQuest

its shit type shit.


Strong_Oven_5233

Whenever he said: “Arahunnirah thatssuhnew type shit” I really felt that


Das_Hydra

Real talk. You know he means that shit.


Strong_Oven_5233

Ikr 🥺


GetRightNYC

Really comes from the soul. You can feel the emotional struggle coming through in his voice.


terribleinvestment

Say it louder for the people in the back.


BLVK_TAR

Have you ever had an original thought of your own, *ever*?


terribleinvestment

You have no idea


viralinfectionn

that was deep


BluejayIndependent65

Rappings easy when you just use the same word over and over again


ApricotFar1041

yeah? so find instrumental and rap like him


terribleinvestment

Literally anyone could do this. That’s the funny part.


Tyg3rr

Anahunninah thatsuhnew type shi-


GetRightNYC

Dshtuetdd surhtbsjjs type shit


ApricotFar1041

do you actually know what mumble rap is?


Tyg3rr

yes. i'd argue mumble makes it easier because your words are mumbled so it would make it even easier to throw in random words


ApricotFar1041

the thing is, you listen to mumble rap not for bars, or for lyrical meaning, but for vibe


StrionicRandom

I read this and decided to give the music a shot, see if it vibes. Vibes are crap too


ApricotFar1041

yeah, not everybody likes this kind of music


olthunderfarts

So what you're saying is that the vocals bring nothing to the music and it would be better without them. I agree.


ApricotFar1041

think of them like of of the instruments, they are just for melody


olthunderfarts

The beats and production just go to waste when you add those "instruments" instead of actual rap. Might as well be farting over the beat.


ApricotFar1041

i cant explain that to you, i just like the "vibe"


ApricotFar1041

one of the*


terribleinvestment

Bahaha lil bro with the “I’m very young and confidently uninformed” type shit


ApricotFar1041

🤦


terribleinvestment

Mumble rap is a term that was invented <10 years ago for what used to be called SoundCloud rap. It was called SoundCloud rap before that because it was so shitty and meaningless it could only be found on outdated music storage sites. No one takes this stuff seriously but dumb people who don’t have access to better music or mentors, man 😆


ApricotFar1041

ok, so, what music do YOU listen to? and dont say this music is shit, because averyone has different taste


cubbyad

It's shit


ApricotFar1041

bro your description say gay furry how tf do you have roght to speak on this


International_Ad_876

Playboi just tries to rip off Ho99o9s style and raps at the equivalent of a 4th grade reading level. Don't even try to say, "it's more about vibing." Literally all music is about vibing! That's such a copout! I think that you should admit that Playboi Carti is 100% image and 2% music. Quit defending someone that's trending and sucks complete ass!


ApricotFar1041

im not defending him bcuz hes trending, i just enjoy his music


International_Ad_876

You like hacky overproduced mumble rap. The guy is an absolute twat of a person. I bet in the next 5 years they start making up his story about going to rehab before putting out an album.


ApricotFar1041

i just like experimantal rap ig


International_Ad_876

This is 10-15 years behind the experimental music he imitates.


ApricotFar1041

you wanna know how he changed rap 1.He released album, that consisted of sound that was NEVER heard of. He combined elements of metal and hiphop and basically helped create "rage genre". Examples of experimatal songs on wlr : -Rockstar Made -Stop Breathing -Nee Tank -On That Time


Mickeymousetitdirt

Don’t worry about it, homie. You aren’t wrong for liking this and there are lots of people out there who feel the same as you do. It’s not my personal flavor of rap (and I do love rap, it’s one of my favorite genres, always has been). But, even though I don’t personally like it, I wouldn’t say it’s shitty so I agree with you there.


ApricotFar1041

thx bro


ApricotFar1041

HOW is Carti 100% image and 2 music he literally beat his girl and skipped his son birth, scammed Adin and constantly lies about music dropping. He makes fire music tho


International_Ad_876

He doesn't make any music. Producers and engineers make his beats. And for what it is, it's way over produced! Being a shit heal and capitalizing on bad press. "Yo, tell people that I missed my son's birth so I can get more hype around me." Stop and look at how many people say, "oh! Playboi is crazy! He's so crazy!" And then realize that they are all trying to promote his image and he's fake as fuck!


ApricotFar1041

maybe you are right, but he is still GOAT to me. He changed rap game with just 1 album. its impressive tbh


International_Ad_876

Changed the game how? He hasn't done anything original!


ApricotFar1041

wow. please inform yourself


_Kiaza_

I do! It’s garbage!


ApricotFar1041

why


olthunderfarts

The worst kind of rap?


ChestDrawer69

gay as fuck is what it is.


ApricotFar1041

how tf is that gay


ChestDrawer69

a lot of rap music is gay as hell. shitty names. shitty bars. shitty culture. they all rap about the same exact shit for like 30 fucking years now. bitches. guns. drugs. with the N word thrown in every 3 fucking seconds. it's gay as fuck.


ApricotFar1041

this is dumbest piece of shit i read this day


ChestDrawer69

they lol look and act the same shitty fucking way too. lol. lil this. lil that. young fag. lil young bitch boi with no dad. list goes on and and on. uncreative bunch of fucks that steal beats and lines from other songs.


ApricotFar1041

ok, i just enjoy music idc if its "gay" (even tho its not)


the_labracadabrador

Ok cool, so you mean “gay” as in “bad”


RLVNTone

Only 12 year olds use this argument.


ApricotFar1041

and its valid argument


BluejayIndependent65

I’m not trying to sound like trash too.


the_labracadabrador

The downvotes are totally unwarranted, you’re right. The world will never understand.


ApricotFar1041

thx gng


Mr402TheSouthSioux

Mumble/Trap never been my go to. I'm almost 50 so it's not made for me though. Just like old school Hip-Hop in the 80s used to have my dad just shaking his head telling me it was sucka music. Just like his dad hated Parliament, Zapp etc. This is for today's youth and we will never get the vibe/appeal.


BollyWood401

Love future but wtf was this doorbell ass beat??? Grand clock ass beat?? Big Ben in London at the top of every hour ass beat???


Strong_Oven_5233

Fr, this shit ruined the entire album


Das_Hydra

Why are you sorry? It does suck


Flalaski

I like the bells


thefartsock

What you talkin' bout. The skilled rhyming of "type shit" with "type shit" ad infinitum.... You're just jealous you don't have the lyrical ability to repeat a line over and over again!


Strong_Oven_5233

true that true that true true that


DblBfBcn

They're rhyming the words before "type shit". It's okay if you don't understand what a rhyme scheme is tho, not like anyone on this sub actually knows shit about shit when it comes to music lmao


thefartsock

lol. I went ahead and checked each line and removed "type shit" new > news > screw > crew (oh boy an actual rhyme this time!) > voodoo > group > knew > do this > blue > confused > Ted Turner? > loose > stu > cool with you bitches? > food > boo > soup > lose > shoes (an actual rhyme!!!) > blue (again) > double O > cool > balloons > zoo > shrooms > food > 9-to-5 > food > food > fool > pool (another rhyme!!!) > fool > fool > food > moon > jitsu > bool? > food > scooby doo > balls > brand new > that new > I'm over > manager > boss bitch > naked > smiling for > IG model > hide from > bobblehead > no type > hold up > metro > yayo > mike > just > new > news > screw > crew > voodoo > group > rockstar > rasta > monster > talk > boss. LOL BRO WHAT A SICK RHYME FLOW LOLOL gtfo outta here


Chimchampion

Zeus, poops and shoes?


Mindblowingbox

Bros never heard of a close rhyme 💀


hopethisgivesmegold

Even with close rhymes, there’s not a single one that’s worth mentioning. You care to share the close bars that would make this piece of garbage digestible to anyone with an IQ above 60? Please enlighten us, the mumbled autotune is just so damn cool I can’t bring myself to analyze the lyrics any further, I get lost in the creative, expressive, originality. “Yall just don’t get it we doin things different yall too old to understand that music is better when it’s 1 phrase beaten to death.”


Mindblowingbox

Man who are you quoting cause it’s not me 💀💀 It’s not that serious Maxwell


DblBfBcn

Music was only good when John Lennon was beating his wife rap=crap amirite videogame OSTs>this


liamf10

megalovania>>>>>>>>>tpab fr


Morpletin

People complaining about internal rhyme schemes is a great tell for not knowing shit, this sub has gone so far downhill


RLVNTone

This better be sarcasm


shqueef

Put this shit in the trash where it belongs type shit


Stankbutt322

🤡


shqueef

Thank you but we don’t require ID here.


Stankbutt322

lmao i liked that one


shqueef

Lol thanks


SpecificSad848

Same shit as ever. These clowns holding stacks of cash, flashy cars, and girls. Nothing original at all, plus the simple 'tsss tsss' beat still hasn't gone out of fashion. Some people so gullible they'll actually pay for this garbage


VERY_MENTALLY_STABLE

Of all people metro boomin & future have pioneered this style & have more right than anyone to use it


SpecificSad848

Pioneered this style? Lol. Either way, it's still shit


VERY_MENTALLY_STABLE

Yes, genuine question do you not know that? Easily one of the most prominent/successful producers alive. His work has had an enormous impact on rap.


NikonuserNW

*Holdin’ stacks of cash, flashy cars, and girls type shit.* *People so gullible they pay for this type shit.*


wittyvonskitsum

#This whole album was ass


MatrixDaGod

You must be trolling 😂


Flimsy_Jackfruit_276

Agreed 👍 definitely sucks


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It's the best of the shit for whatever that's worth


Lost-Breadfruit-9745

Nothing.


milesdizzy

People hate what they do not understand


jss193

Enlighten us. What's there to understand


randomnama123

It's vibe music. The simplicity and repetitiveness of it IS its appeal. It's nothing new. Rock has its fair share of songs with simple lyrics and repetitive riffs like "You Really Got Me" and "Start Me Up" 


DDrewit

Sounds great for nodding off to


NoLibrarian5149

The difference being that over 40+ years after their release, people still think they’re great songs… I listened to a minute and a half of this meaningless shit and forgot it instantly. Simplicity and repetitiveness can be a “vibe”, but this shit is not a good song.


randomnama123

Well yeah, survivorship bias has ran its course. I could have used a forgotten mediocre Billboard hits from the 70s like "Get Up and Boogie" but most people wouldn't know that song anyway. The point is that these type of music (easy listening for party settings) isn't unique to trap. 


g0dzilllla

Lol no response


hopethisgivesmegold

Just can’t vibe to so much repetition. People who like this must have 0 attention span.


jss193

Look, if you "vibe" to shit music that you call "vibe music"(yeee it's definitely NOT artificially created "genre" for people that want's to defend this type of shit) that's your choice. But call it what it is. It's shit. If you and me were walking on the street and you would spot a dog shit and yelled "Hey, look a chocolate" and started eating it and be all yum yum although I still would be able to sniff that foul smell of dog shit and refuse to believe your claim that it's chocolate despite you claiming otherwise. I can't stop you from eating shit, however I do not need to participate in eating it and calling it a chocolate. One must recognize that you can still eat shit, it's your choice, however, you should still call it shit and admit to yourself that you are eating shit. All of us are doing this in some level or another but the important thing is that you need to recognize things for what the are. For example, I very much like to read shitty action thrillers. Are they good books? No, but they are fun to read. Therefore, if someone wants some book recomendations, I ask them if they are okay with books that are over the top look like some crazy bollywood action movie where good guys can shoot with banana peel a slice throats with throwing spoons. All of us are doing this in some way or another. At the end of the day you need to look in the mirror and admit to yourself that you are listening to shit. Just as I did when I came to mirror and admitted that I read shit. It's okay. Just... next time be straight forward with people and don't call this "vibe music". This has no vibes. It's shit.


Mindblowingbox

Nobody reading all that 💀💀


willybarrow

Fuck me that is some total trash type shit


KefkaesqueV3

Racist ass thread


itskobold

/r/crappymusic when the music isn't Queen or a video game OST: 😡😡😡


kiln_ickersson

Who you calling an ass thread?


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spidersnake

Just because you like it, it doesn't make it good. Works both ways, I personally think this is one of the worst tracks I've ever heard.


VERY_MENTALLY_STABLE

you've *ever* heard?! is this your first day visiting this sub


SHITSTORMofBAPHOMETS

no this is objectively crappy


LemonadeRenogade

Yeah but it is crappy though, doesn’t matter how much money and success is behind it


terribleinvestment

We got some 20 year olds taking over the sub😆


jss193

It's dogshit. Litteral DOG-SHIT. People that are listening to this will defend this "artists" literally farting into the mic and call it "music".


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jss193

Linkin Park, Rob Zombie, Marilyn Manson, ABBA, Fleetwood Mac, Queen, A Perfect Circle, Weeknd, Toto, Twenty One Pilots, Lana Del Rey, Carpenter Brut, Perturbator, Mick Gordon, Boris Slavov, Hans Zimmer There is a lot of artist I listen to. I do not act like they are best singers or performers of all time but I like them. I do not care about their political views, I do not care how they look, generally I do not care about them. Only thing that matters to me is that music that I am listening to sounds good. If they release something that I do not like a will say that it's shit. No reason I should not. Every artist in at some point of their career published something that sound just as bad as horse having diarrhea. No point denying that, I just do not like when someone like music that is clearly bad and If music could spread some form of fragrance that it would emit smell of thousand LA sewers combined into one. You said "Just because you don't like it doesn't automatically make it crappy." Yes it does. This genre is considered "rap". And as it usually comes to be, rap should sound good even without beat. So if you extract beat form this music video, you should get something that sounds something that you can call "decent". This is not the case. Even person that lost their hearing to thousands blasts of atomic bombs would bleed from their ears if someone would do this.


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jss193

This is it? This is your test? This is all you have to say? Is this supposed to insult me? Your comment just makes me more confident that this type of music is listened to by: 1. Kids 2. Smooth brains 3. People that lack critical thinking 4. People without any taste in music 5. People that are so desperate to be defferent from "mass" that they listen to literal shit and persuade themself into believing that they are listening to this era Mozzart Pathetic


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jss193

If you would blast this shit in your car in my country. Someone would throw a fucking birck through your window to make it stop.


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jss193

Keep telling that yourself. Through this whole "conversation" you didn't even provide any point why my music sucks. I frankly believe that you don't even know who Mick Gordon or Hans Zimmer is. I can't imagine what person that says that Queen "sucks ass" look like except crack addicts. Everything you say gives "LMAO, GET A LIFE BOOMER" vibes of a 12 year old kid. I refuse to believe that I am speaking to someone that surpassed the age of 14 let alone is an adult or someone who finished college. Just keep listening to garbage and don't forget to defend it on the internet.


terribleinvestment

Aw you think because you like it it’s good 😢


Jiveturkei

What’s wrong with posting in the Kanye sub?


randomnama123

I'm sorry but are you expecting a lyrical miracle spiritual lyrics from a vibe song lmao 


WhiteTrash_WithClass

Hot garbage


Wiggly_Wumbo16

This shit slaps wym


TipperGore-69

Bring back the bopper!!!! Chantilly lace and a pretty face !!!’


SHITSTORMofBAPHOMETS

he ded but i feel u


Chimchampion

The first guy rapping was boring as hell. The second rapper seemed like they tried a little harder. Still not the worst music I've heard, and the production was actually good. Does it suck? Maybe. Was it one of the most boring hip hop songs I've ever heard? Yes, it's the rap equivalent of butt rock.


PhilDMcNasty

And people actually pay to hear this type of shit?


Rain_Bear

somethin type somethin shit - thats the formula for absolute bangerzzzzz


itsallbullshit8

So just music you don’t like wrong sub


KefkaesqueV3

OP is a Nathan that just wants to shit on rap


Trighme

I mean, fair? Crappy or Good music is subjective. But it's also shit. It's literally in the song "type shit." It's not crappy, IMO, it's just bad.


SHITSTORMofBAPHOMETS

no the issue is youre on the wrong subreddit its crappy its music...in a sense. in its way.


Kneecap_Blaster

Man I used to really like Future and Travis Scott. This is trash


WayyTooFarAbove

Travis Scott changed. Future has been the same all along.


viralinfectionn

i agree


TheUnsightlyBulge

This track and video is no different from most other shitty rap songs in this sub, but this is by a platinum selling artist probably responsible for all of those other shitty videos. I’m with you, it’s pretty crappy.


GG_cosmic

Absolute ass


chechifromCHI

Eh, I like older future, but I will say that at least mainstream rap exists in a way where the genre is growing and changing over time. If it wasn't for aautotune, changes in beats and such, we would still just be hearing repetitive boom-bap songs with people rapping about how good they are at rapping or braggadocious gangster rap. I love 90s rap too, but if the genre never expanded from that, the genre would be so boring and dead. Sadly, the genre that has all but disappeared from the mainstream is just good rock music. The radio stations back in the day played great alt rock, guitar based music from the 60s through to the 2000s. Now, what is there? Imagine dragons or something? I'm just happy to see one genre evolving, even if it's sad to see another one stop evolving. Rant over. Thanks everyone and remember to attach an onion to your belt, as was the style at the time..


Wrong_Gear5700

Agreed, this sucks.


danceypartai

Kanye west is so whack for at least two albums, genius producer fuckin remixing Backstreet Boys, shits so dumb


pleeplious

Compare this to bling bling by the hot boyz. Come on.


1st-Legion

He rhymed “type shit” with “type shit” like 50 times.


rainbowbritelite

My question is: Why is it always this tired ass kinda beat being used in this crap?


IcedCoffeeVoyager

Okay, who let RZA and his Beat Thang in the studio?


crow-nic

Trash


Right-Discipline2535

I've heard worse but this still makes me want to blow my brains out


muskzuckcookmabezos

The silver lining is that the people who listen to this are the ones you want to steer clear of.


vagina_candle

Man, I thought that first guy sucked, that is until mr hocky mask started mumbling and brought an entirely new level of suckage.


missinglynx2424

Garbage


Godsfruitlesscunt

I kept ff trying to get to the good part… but it never came just a bunch gibberish and same crappy tune


SmokeDogSix

Bunch of fucking clowns


Known_Broccoli_8404

Thank God the word Shit was on hand at the time of writing this song


4D20_Prod

low hanging fruit


SHITSTORMofBAPHOMETS

garbage music for garbage people with garbage taste who have garbage moms


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^SHITSTORMofBAPHOMETS: *Garbage music for* *Garbage people with garbage* *Taste who have garbage moms* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


hopethisgivesmegold

Lmao my favorite one yet, good bot.


Deliterman

Future is fucking awful.


oneup84

Reading the comments for the yt page is painful..people really love this garbage


Asbjorn1888

As a musician, fuck this entire genre... Gross


kiln_ickersson

Sort by controversial = sad hoes. You're right op


AllDamDay7

A for production, F for lyrical content


TomatilloUnlucky3763

These guys are high af. Although lots of cats make music when they’re super high and it’s not this basic.


BETLJCE

Shit like this made me switch genres ha


International_Ad_876

Here's Playboi Carti ripping off Ho99o9 again and mumble rapping at a 4th grade level. This guy is such a hacky douche!


Chimchampion

How is any of this ripping off Ho99o9? I would have at least expected this to sound a little... harder/heavier if it was


International_Ad_876

Playboi started dressing like them, then going for the dim lit visuals, and then tries to sell himself as mysterious and enigmatic. I should have said, "he rips off the visual stylings and fashion of others like Ho99o9."


bvdatech

Only listenable when getting drunk and in party mode. I can't understand how people listen to this sober, as their main form of music lol


jesus_sptn_sttn

Kill yourself


OkSelection6998

Future sucks. Dont understand why people dick ride


UnenthusiasticBluStr

Don’t be sorry, this type shit is more trash than my ex’s head game


HlLlGHT

It sucks but I still listen to it, almost a guilty pleasure maybe it’s because from the start of the song there is absolutely no tone and when it hits the beat switch that contrast between shit and ok becomes enough dopamine for my smooth brain to keep listening, or maybe it’s because a small part of me doesn’t care about lyrics and just wants the song, although admittedly the lyrics absolutely suck. Idk where I remember this quote from (and probably will botch it) but it’s like pizza, “sometimes you want that sloppy oily Pizza Hut pizza and sometimes you want the authentic gourmet pizza”


b-rar

This is the best Future track to date


DethMayne

Just admit you get no pussy… type shit


OfficialModAccount

Rap is pretty low art (non derogatory) so pretty much whatever isn't made in someone's closet on GarageBand or pirated software sucks.


JungleLiquor

garbageband closet guy here, can confirm


BLVK_TAR

Do be quiet you wet wipe 😒


OfficialModAccount

No.