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supermethdroid

This is how Corey Feldman sees himself in his head.


DespyHasNiceCans

Fuck, beat me to it


Sacredeire57

Same, I had no idea about him until I subbed here like a month ago. I went down a deep Corey Feldman rabbit hole and just… holy shit.


lreaditonredditgetit

Do yourself a favor and watch “the lost boys” and “the goonies ”. Feldman now gets a pass for the awesomeness of Feldman in the 80s.


Sacredeire57

Oh I know, I was born in 1980 and I loved those movies!


lreaditonredditgetit

Well sorry sir. lol.


Sacredeire57

Hmm? I didn’t mean anything by it. Such a shame what’s become of him though. Him loosing Corey, MJ’s weird influence on him and whatever the hell else lead him to his weird delusional music career.


Krauszt

I think fame really early on, only to get dumped by Hollywood a few years later fucked his head up pretty badly


frankieknucks

Don’t forget MJ diddling him.


TheRedditAppisTrash

Corey Feldman has gone on record numerous times that MJ never touched him. He has named Charlie Sheen and a couple others in the industry.


lreaditonredditgetit

It’s because you’re older than me. Just a joke. 83.


Sacredeire57

Great movies though! My friends and I actually built our own pirate ship (can see it in my profile). We felt sort of Goonie-like the entire time.


TheDillinger88

Jesus dudes, that ship actually floats!? I need new friends because mine aren’t nearly interesting enough..


dimensional_bleed

Don't forget "The 'Burbs"


External_Junket_1413

No..No ..NO, FUUUCK that, NO. Corey now is the result of him getting a pass this long. Shit needs to stop we need to stop enabling it . Like mad fucked he was abused truly terrible but like.. now he’s abusing us..with his shit music. I wouldn’t let papa Daniel Day himself do me like this!


mrDuder1729

Lol no one gets a pass for Feldman now. That's just poppycock


BornanAlien

It’s a little gift from God


BedGroundbreaking874

Same.. I went a step further and got tickets to the Limp Bizkit/Feldman concert though..


depakchokeya

The Bonfire podcast has hours and hours of them riffing on his music, movies, and more. Def worth finding on YouTube


Sacredeire57

Ooooh thank you, I really just can’t get enough of this specific train wreck. Anywhere you recommend that I start?


depakchokeya

Here you go https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLXCWcaoIp52y7LF5wZIcGG2RMpei7RhAm&si=u4JKDcya66ul9gQG


BlindSpoiledPotato

Ever noticed as he got older he looks more and more like a bobble head or a Fallout New Vegas NPC.


PrsnScrmingAtTheSky

That's the fucking funniest thing I've read all year.


thanto13

Prince and Michael Jackson if they had Corey Feldmans talent


Fickle-Command-1130

Spot on lol.


Jdenning1

Corey is better than


funnerfunerals

I'm just starting to believe that Corey Feldman is living a satire of life, and that he doesn't actually think that what he does is entertaining, simply because people still put it on some sort of streaming service. I'm also being completely facetious, and I hate everything about everything now...but wouldn't it be funny?


fabianiam

Was about to say, this is the first of many new artists that we'll see that are influenced by Corey.


FROSTICEMANN

Horrible


No_Cook2983

You’re just jealous. That guy was standing in front of a picture of an expensive jet and a picture of a casino! Plus he knows some very ordinary looking women who agree to be seen with him in exchange for money! But yeah. That was fucking off-the-charts terrible.


LonHagler

Turned a banger into a hanger (like, now I want to hang myself having heard this).


AffectionateSector77

Is this Vanessa Hudgens?


YepperyYepstein

Vanesso Hodgkins


hate_ape

His name is Pierre XO. He has a commentary channel that from what I remember is pretty good. He was also on one of those Jubilee things where he was dating an older woman who had very creepy almost predatory vibes.


Gurrgurrburr

Oh shit he's *that guy?* I saw that video lol. Commentary channel that is pretty good? What does that mean? Like he's a comedian?


PitchTheCat

I'd say hes more a philosopher than a comedian. But he tries his hand at comedy. Definitely an internet personality at the end of the day. I think he got some kinda record deal and is taking a step back from making videos, last i saw him post.


hate_ape

It means that from what I remember I enjoyed watching it but it's been a couple years so I couldn't tell you.😂


Gurrgurrburr

Fair enough!


marf_lefogg

That’s what we call a shitty guitar solo. It makes lil Wayne look like hound dog taylor


stevosaurus_rawr

Camera man: ☹️


PrsnScrmingAtTheSky

Hey now. This is an absolute shit solo..but at least it's on key. Lil Wayne is second only to dj Khaled. (This guy is third tho)


remymartinsextra

So androgenous, like if a man and a woman had a baby.


sylvesterZoilo_

A thing that has never happened in the history of things happening.


notjasonlee

not on my watch. that's gay!


MorkelVerlos

Like a mix of the two, kind of.


80baby83

Dumpster juice


BilboBagginsMusk

Finally, a comment I can smell


MorrowPolo

Now I do, too...


blacklite911

This new generation of tiktok edge has a feel of cheap inauthenticity that I only get from kids bop.


Cipher401

The artist never known as prince


Thefdt

He’s a symbol. Of everything wrong with the TikTok generation.


Number1Framer

Very strong 'Fuck you mom and dad' vibes.


ShartyMcShortDong

#BRING BACK SHAME


UnluckyDot

At least he bothered to learn an instrument even a little bit. Better than most posts here and a lot of professional 'artists'


Spugheddy

He spent all his points on image then hit the little minus button and added one to "shred".


UnluckyDot

Lmao accurate


AlexYYYYYY

😂


SammyLamSu

Dollar Tree Micheal Jackson?


ljp388

Dollar Tree Prince?


flonkertonflerken

Left behind the dumpster as a baby.


GotAir

Dollar Tree John Doe!


Illustrious-Word7761

Michael jackson and Prince had a baby !!


HashtagYoMamma

Yes but the baby got dropped on its head. Hard.


Slugwheat

Thought the exact same thing lol


Unhappy-Answer-9635

A million dollar baby.


mrpopenfresh

Who are his parents and what are their net worth?


Random-sargasm_3232

I like how it starts out in a studio then goes to a casino....then right to his bedroom at his parents house. That was a good chuckle.


GH057807

Reminds me of the turd who played The Flash recently


howboutacanofwine

Ezra Miller?


GH057807

Yeah that's him officer


WinLow272

everyone please make sure that your kids get enough attention at home


Scottydoesntgnome

Brain rot


PM-MeUrMakeupRoutine

Other than the editing, this video is just him walking around in his room. My friends and I filmed more elaborate home movies than this in high school!


wafflestep

That was the worst guitar solo I've ever heard


miklejones

This is just one of those subs I always downvote out of instinct and have to go and upvote because it’s actually a great post. I think it’s good for my neuro plasticity 🤷


pumptini7

I'm gunna say this is on repeat in their car.


ElevatorBones

The only thing teased more than his hair is him


Ravyyoli

Pretty sure this guy was in one of those Jubilee videos and he was kind of an ass [found](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-t6MopdFoE) it


Efficient-Corner-499

This sounds like a Phineas and Ferb musical number.


funnerfunerals

Well, if anyone ever wants to know what nepotism actually looks like in actual expression, just show them this shit...this whole generation seems to be just a mess of noise that's expressed in different terms, different forms of...noise....


AAKurtz

This chicks hair sucks


ohshitimfeelingit762

I love how incredibly uninterested the girl is while holding onto him at the casino poker table really adds the perfect amount of realism


LiveEvilGodDog

Atleast the 80s hair metal dudes could play their instruments. Aesthetics isn’t talent X-alpha!


s_360

Is this Jesse Camps kid or something?


Inspector_Tragic

This was too much for my brain. Im clearly not at this level of 'oh boy' quite yet.


Virtual-Gene2265

I think he's worth about 20k.


drin8680

This chick is nuts. Wtf is going on


Dancin_Phish_Daddy

It’s a like a giant loser shy guy cosplaying what he thinks being cool is like


kitty3032

One Dollar Adult basically


Black-Kang-410

Culture vulture didn’t wait a week


mysteryweapon

“But mom I wanna see prince!” “We have prince at home” Prince at home:


PureYouth

I am so tired of seeing everyone’s tongue.


robmobtrobbob

I'm old now


mrDuder1729

When this generation sees Prince and thinks "pfft I can do that"


Vitaminn_d

😐


Samotauss

Prince if the Renaissance never happened


AlexYYYYYY

Why would anyone want to see your fucking room


NoZebra2430

I'm wildly uncomfortable and kinda irritated 😭


Shwaayyy

I can picture what he's trying to do here, and he probably thinks he did it.


NaBronson

Obligatory dislike


stumanchu3

I listened to it with the sound off, and for that I’m in a much better place. Oozing crap for sure. Made my eyes bleed.


JJC165463

You know you’re meant to point the camera directly at the green screen, right?


professional-onthedl

He's definitely making it, so badly.


coop190

Bring back bullying


Altea73

What on earth am I looking at? I can't even be bothered on turning on the audio....


co3xisting

lol this is hilarious


license_to_chill

This is one is just really really awful.


TheZomboi

Prospero Usher if he never got melted.


norcalbutton

The red head in the casino at the beginning. "There's no place like home"


Coffee_andBullwinkle

The song that is being used as the base track for this song, "Million Dollar Baby," by Tommy Richman is, I think, actually decent and has a kind of bouncey, fun cadence and vibe to it. This is a horrible misappropriation of that song for artistic purposes


Exciting_Error2664

Who is this chick?


smellvin_moiville

Billion dollar maybe


ChapGuzmann

Damn dude this shit sucks.


Turkey_The_One

He sounds like he has a permanent voice crack, i cant


QueasyCaterpillar541

When that trust fund kicks in…


Foreign-Lychee-3965

Think they need more visual effects


GotAir

Aww, they are trying SO HARD to be relevant and cool… Sorry but he just doesn’t have “it”.


kiln_ickersson

Dude thinks he's prince level


Legitimate-Whole-455

This guy and Corey Fieldman need to tour together


wharpudding

This isn't one of those "bad and funny" things, it's just bad.


friedricenbeans

God he put a lot of effort into ruining this song


Sir_Dr_Mr_Professor

This is an anime character


SleepyPirateDude

The groovy part isn't totally awful, but that screamo shit is worse than the Applebees song.


PerryNeeum

His dad is a millionaire.


KickBlue22

I quite like it.


Ok_Belt2521

Getting carrot top vibes from this guy.


New_Guy_Is_Lame

Good lord, that was little Wayne guitar solo levels of bad.


Iaminhospital

When you think you're prince but you end up looking like Corey Feldman.


GSwizzy17

99 cent toddler


Accurate-Gap-6715

Hes got the hair of that tiny girl doin cross eyes and jumping on cars


dianaprince31

is there such a thing as negative million dollars??


UrbanMasque

Not Crappy.


FrankieRollins

I hate this fucken song


lokigodofbang

Angel dust before he died and went to hell


Thunderfoot2112

Discount rack at Dollar Tree is too generous.


Icy_Elderberry4868

friends with editing skills took it too far


S_king_

Looks like Richard Ramirez the night stalker


WiscoMitch

Super punchable face.


This-Dude_Abides

It's a like he's trying to be Prince, Michael Jackson and Jesse Camp from MTV but can't really do any of them well.


cactuscharlie

Prince and Korn and then Slowdive. Ok.....🤔🤢🤮🤧


frankieknucks

This person did not get bullied enough as a child.


TheDopeMan_

Richard Ramirez’s transsexual daughter.


OhioConfidential

Bro has major stage presence. I am confident he will find his groove. This though, is not that.


ximagineerx

Since when was Micheal Jackson scene?


Dull_Present506

Cool idea, subpar execution


jmartinloberiza

This is Kinda sick… idk what yall talking about


DrBigWildsGhost

That’s a pretty ass dude


KellentheGreat

Video was kinda sweet.


EnvironmentalGround0

Can somebody tell me what is so bad about it? It's kinda good. I like the low budgetness and personality of it all. This is what young people should be doing with music, trying it out


BrilliantPrior2305

Ngl I liked it. Shit on me if you want


Holiday_Memory_9165

Usually you pay double for that kind of action Cotton!