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jesusjones182

Greg: How can you pick the bear Rebecca? You realize a bear can maul you right?


PM_NUDES_4_DEGRADING

Counterpoint— Trent: How can you pick the bear Rebecca? You realize a bear can maul you right?


Heyplaguedoctor

Greg is being sarcastic, playing the “misogynist bad boy” card like he does sometimes. Trent says it with wide-eyed sincerity while rubbing Rebecca’s shoulders. She didn’t know he was in the room— she was talking to Paula.


glitchypsykhe

I don't know, I feel like (S1) Greg would be the serious one and that he wasn't playing at being a misogynist bad boy, he just sort of missed that he was one because he didn't want to be. (S4) Greg would have to pause a second, and be like "I hear your concerns" because he was attempting to be mindful and emotionally present. Trent would miss the point and be like, "if that's what you like, I'll be a sexy, sexy bear, rawr."


Heyplaguedoctor

Oooh good point. I was thinking of Greg at the wedding (bc that was his apex of douchiness imo) but i can see S1 Greg using his condescending voice and ruffling her hair after explaining how bear attacks work lol


DifficultHat

I can totally see Josh missing the point entirely and being confused why Rebecca would like him better if he were a hairy gay man.


glitchypsykhe

"Bex, come on, those guys tend to go for other guys, if you know what I'm saying. They'd want their pride parade in Josh City, not Rebecca Town. Which, I appreciate, because to get skin this smooth I had to use more wax on my abs than Hector uses on his surf board. It's not a painless process Bex, it HURTS to look this good. It's nice to have my effort recognized by the kindly gentlemen who chose to have thicker carpeting."


DifficultHat

I love imagining this in the actual show. It would be funny if they did more plotlines about Josh having absolutely no gay panic while enjoying attention from gay men. Especially because Vincent Rodriguez III is gay in real life


glitchypsykhe

The go go dancer gig was what made me think he'd be very comfortable; he was naive enough to not realize he was in a gay bar, but he was aware there were gay men present and was completely cool with it, and there wasn't a cliched "oh no where am I?!" moment


DifficultHat

It’s that “this lesbian bar has no fire exits!” bit from the simpsons


glitchypsykhe

"Enjoy your deathtrap, ladies!"


Lioncub1996

I’m fucking crying 😂😂😂


WannabeWriter1016

Exit, pursued by a bear


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Except the part that says put your hand on its chest