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Unidentified_BA

He shimmies out of there like he's embarrassed to only be wearing half a pant.


Zquinkd

like a fuckin looney tunes bit


Key_Science_974

Hahahahaha. Love this!


mashmarony

Only thing to add is the looney sounds


chimpdoctor

Half a pant has a lovely ring to it. I guess he's a pant half full kind of guy.


Pudf

Or half a nut


Rigitini

Looks like the blast from whatever he threw caused the propane tank next to his "cover" to explode. Darwin awards contender right here.


j4ckbauer

Oh shit the propane tank -was- part of his cover. I don't even think it ignited, but he was right next to the blast when the tank ruptured.


Bfladkor

Ohhhhhh i was so confused, because it looked like he threw whatever the fuck it was far but it appeared to explode at his feet


WinterJournalist6646

I think the one he threw bounced back.


hednizm

Cue hot shrapnel. Youre on 😬


Epena501

Dude blew half his cavaricci jeans right off


squidensalada

Stop…hammer time


Spoon-Fed-Badger

Did he blow his bum off?


SlickStretch

What did he throw?


NicoleMullen42069

Did he blow his right leg off or am I tripping?


Milfons_Aberg

Italian rebels?


canti15

What are the Italians rebelling over?


Ultimategrid

I dunno.. pasta?


Dropped-pie

Waves hands around


SlickStretch

Probably pissed that Tex-Mex recently overtook Italian as the most popular cuisine in the US.


WrongdoerAmbitious94

Th3y need to pan in when the smoke clears so he can push his face and balls back around to the right side like daffy duck does with his bill when Elmer fud blasts him


Pure-Fan2705

His pants ping dropped


tetris_for_shrek

He won't? Are you sure?


SensingWorms

Poor Curro


vancitysascha604

Cartoon explosion 😆


Katyperri

paltry worm theory yam concerned entertain noxious merciful imagine bake *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


repodude

Oh he will, just not necessarily when he chooses to.


[deleted]

He has two assholes now


RedditUserOfAmerica

was it a frag?


Prudent_Falafel_7265

Can’t touch this


ElderberryHumble5379

what kind of shit throw was that ?


Complex-Network-5597

Old boy blasted his jordash jeans off he was probably wearing Halston cologne at the time......


HotSport9141

Tha was the most cartoon shit I've ever seen and I'm glad I saw it