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Majestic_Look_8107

Buy a wall patch kit & pray


nihilism_or_bust

I told my wife this


Majestic_Look_8107

That’s definitely not the answer she was wanting😂😂


nihilism_or_bust

Miraculously we didn’t hit any walls. I was fully prepared to. My wife had a couple knee surgeries so she couldn’t help other than a steadying hand, but we did it!


Majestic_Look_8107

Woohoo!!!


Kooky_Most8619

When are you trying to move it?  I’m busy that day.  


nihilism_or_bust

😂


Loumatazz

With a 20lb vest and burpees


AdditionalAward4440

Pizza & beer


disasterbag

Pivot! pivot! pivot!


nihilism_or_bust

😂😂


sillynougoose

Was going to suggest turning it on and aiming for the stairs to let it claim them like a tank, then realised it’s an assault runner 🤦🏼‍♀️


Yukon_Cornelius1911

Use your legs not your back


nihilism_or_bust

I wish I read this before doing it


NMFB1

No no no. You use your back in a twisting jerking motion.


ghostfreckle611

Your back is the largest muscle in the body.


Talrenoo

Chalk will help


nihilism_or_bust

My wife would kill me for using chalk in the house


vanillafudge

Just moved ours into the basement and it is the worst designed item for moving up and down stairs. Get some straps so you have something that’s looped under?


nihilism_or_bust

Agreed. I managed to awkwardly deadlift and sidestep it into the house and to the stairs. Then I lifted it up three steps and then used the handle to slide it up one landing at a time. This was after getting it in its side


vicblck24

Quick jerky motions with knees and back


Comprehensive-Job369

Bear hug and go?


nihilism_or_bust

This was originally the plan. It was too big around for that. But that how I got our new mattress up the stairs in our townhouse.


user_error_1984

Mine is in the basement. Will likely sell as part of the house. Christ those things are heavy.


nihilism_or_bust

I feel you. I’m either dying in this house or that runner is a non-negotiable when selling


notprinceharry85

These CrossFit workouts are getting weirder and weirder.


nihilism_or_bust

Assault Runner carries for time


Xoigh

One step at a time.


Ok-Budget112

Pivot! Pivot!


BayAreaKrakHead

Do you have to turn a corner? I would leave it on the wood slats and just push it up the stairs. Slats should make it easier like it’s a sled.


Majestic_Look_8107

Moving companies use moving straps a lot ( I’ve taken the ratchet off and just used the strap before) if that’s possible. All depends on how many stairs/corners. Will be challenging with how bulky and somewhat awkward it will be, best of luck😂


nihilism_or_bust

I got it up. I put some of the cardboard under it to not scratch the flooring. And the stairs were carpet. After lifting it up 3 steps I was able to stand at the top and pull it up behind me.


Young_swanga

And this is why we do CrossFit


nihilism_or_bust

Right 😂 I decided immediately afterward that I am NOT doing the open today. I’ll wait till tomorrow


nateethegreatt

Very carefully.


Helpful_Milk4317

Don’t drop it!


unaslob

3 RFT


Blackdeek04

Isn’t that why we CrossFit?! Just grab it and go. lol. But honestly, get a friend or 2, some chalk (ya know, cuz CrossFit) and you’ll be good in no time.


gbdavidx

how much does it weigh?


marvanetes

I think they are like 280lbs


gbdavidx

Yeah I saw that’s not that bad if you got another crossfitter


nihilism_or_bust

I had to do it basically solo. Well, if I was patient I’m sure I could’ve found someone to help. But I wanted it done. So here we are, and my back and hips are not happy


Moebius808

> Alright, here's what you're gonna do. You're gonna take all the weight on your neck. Then, you're gonna jam your legs down and hyperextend your ankles and then shoot back up and lock your knees in place.


marvanetes

I would get a friend but if I had to do it by myself. I would get it lined up with the stairs and go to the front and get it up the first couple of stairs so I could go to the bottom and push it up.


nihilism_or_bust

I managed to do similar to this except I pulled it from the top using the handle. It’s too wide for the stairs and doorways so I put it on its side and my wife just steadied it on the backside. She’s a few months post op from a knee surgery, so she can’t lift anything


Moronunleashed

Isolate your low back, then twist and jerk!


fuqdurgrl

What's the point of lifting all those weights if you can't pick up this tiny lil guy?


nihilism_or_bust

lol


Ripper9910k

Just put it on the first step backwards and then get on a run. Should do the job itself.


RXPlaysTooMuch

I hired profesional movers to take it from the main floor the the basement… was well worth saving on the doctors bill and home repairs.


twostepdrew

I moved houses this year and had the movers put it into the basement for my home gym. They were cursing it all the way down the stairs….I felt so bad


RXPlaysTooMuch

lol, yeah, I’m about to move too. I feel bad for the guys I don’t even know yet. They will get a fat tip for sure.


twostepdrew

Exactly this. I gave each guy (3 in total) $20 each just for the Assault Runner. It helped lol.


arl138

Lift with your back


Less-Sir8277

Yeah, don't.


johnnyg08

Looks pretty good right there!


EpicSolo

Ratchet clanks


obb123456

Get help lol


nihilism_or_bust

I know I need help. But what about the Runner?


obb123456

More help lol


NATChuck

No tips or you're going over


maansmit

An appliance cart and a friend. I had to go down instead of up but the process will work for either.


Infamous-Penalty6091

Totally lift with your back.


Ok-Budget112

I know Rogue didn’t invent them but I got the turf tyres for my Echo Bike. Game changer - all cardio equipment should come with them.


justmyopinion5

Hire two bigger and stronger men than yourself.


[deleted]

Yeah. Don’t.


stinkyhammers

Duck tape it and carry it sideways.


YoureDoneBuddy43

Suck it up & pick it up.


trashboy2020

Don’t.


Odd-Pickle2239

Alright, here's what you're gonna do. You're gonna take all the weight on your neck. Then, you're gonna jam your legs down and hyperextend your ankles and then shoot back up and lock your knees in place.


Regular_Map9464

Don’t..