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Schachmatt007

1.* Born 2. Died *(order optional)


JEverok

Wtf, that one is so wrong. Chinese parents know to skip step one


readyforparty33

and what does it look like in your countries?


31i731

1. Born 2. Coped 3. Died


Marketingsandwich

1-Born 2-Horny 3-Single 4-Die


iamdaone878

that's just reddit


idiot_potato_2

1. Born 2. Exposed to cringey media 3. Regret being born or overly proud of country 4. Die


liithecow

Sounds like Vietnam fr... Not that I hate it. Just the shit that the officals do that make me wanna just shoot myself.


TvuvbubuTheIdiot

Malaysians:


Random_npc171

🇹🇷 1) Born 2) give taxes 3) give taxes 4) give taxes 5) give taxes . . . 171) give taxes 172) take you payments 173) give all your payments to rent 174) and taxes 175) die (happy end for us)


DarthWerder1899

1-born 2-doing bureaucracy 3-died


CyroErune

Sounds like German


imdacki

Nah in germany the paperwork starts way before you are born.


CyroErune

And your next Termin is a few months after your death.


Tiger5804

1. Born 2. Not know how to cook 3. McDonald's 4. Twerk 5. Be bisexual 6. Eat hot chip 7. Lie 8. Die


BlueGuyisLit

Usa


Tiger5804

Correct


PythonRJS

1. Born 2. Ridiculous Education System 3. Suicide 4. Dies


raaadiaL

India fs


R0nY2006

1. Born 2. Don't know the rest, haven't seen any since I can't remember when 🥲.


Fallen-D

1. Fertilisation 2. Abortion


DumbFish94

1-Born 2-Get indoctrinated by the far right or move to France or Switzerland 3-Retire and complain about the new generation 4-Die


CuttingOneWater

1. Born 2. Nasi Lemak 3. Dies


rudeguy5

1.born 2.killed 3.dead 4.fucked


-TeoX796-

1.born 2. live a good live but complain a lot 3. die


YuriSAS

spawn kill


hipeople91726

“Are you having a boy or abortion?”


oddysyues

Let’s give it to the Pakistani this time guys he barely made any spelling mistakes


Ionsfd

True. No spelling mistakes.


Distruggg1

Like they don t get to be born in China, idk what that guy is saying


Mighty_Sheldor

Speedrun


blonde_queen_

omg haha


forsakenchickenwing

1. Conceived 2. Aborted It's the *modern* way with prenatal testing.


WhiteVanGuy4861

1. Born 2. Jumalauta krapula 3. Death


Galaxy_baby_love

Unsettling yet strangely intriguing.


BlueGuyisLit

Born Complain all day Cheat with white men Die Guess da country


hamza123tr

i can guess the society