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[deleted]

I knew what I was getting into, yet I did it anyway


Gen-Z-Grandfather

Our usernames are synonyms


not_a_donut_guy

I wonder what mine would be... Won't search it tho...


ImAnAlien9001

Well it wouldnt be a donut guy


molstad182

Prolly a bagel guy


GaelicGladiator42069

I hope I don’t get anything


Fidel_Castro_man

Hmm


Snoo_59210

Did you find anything


Fidel_Castro_man

Nah, bit disappointed


blue4029

I refuse to believe there isnt hentai of fidel castro CHECK AGAIN!


muggicookies

What program


The_soviot_union

Hmmm


WinstonChurchiIl

Hmmmm


Hail_the_der_fuhrer

Interesting. I like mine.


-HoldMyBeer--

This thread is WW2 in a nutshell lmao


cutestcadaver

hmmm


Blessedgerbils

I highly doubt anything will come of this


deathviaspaghetti

I am curious. Where can I find this


potatosmilies224

The Internet


ChildChomper023838

Dont mind my name


potatosmilies224

Oh god


[deleted]

Why do you look like Russia's Hitler


Narcissistic_Nazi

Dont worry. He is one of my comrades


[deleted]

What if he fails art school again


Blessedgerbils

Mother Russia


[deleted]

Nobody knows what a sable is... at least thats what I thought...


OneHellOfAPotato

You mean sand


Its_A_Me_JOE

I feel I would stumble upon some Joe Biden Rule 34


[deleted]

[удалено]


Its_A_Me_JOE

*screams*


Legitimate_Tart8646

I got pop-tart sex. God help us.


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Legitimate_Tart8646

I actually spelt legitimate wrong, that gave me e images of pop tarts. Edit: spelling it correctly leaves you in images with inflation porn of people being raped by animals.


MoltenLavaGuy93

# I THINK WE WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER OFF WITHOUT THE EDIT


Legitimate_Tart8646

I’m sorry. Just warning you


[deleted]

[удалено]


Legitimate_Tart8646

Which one?


molstad182

I’m traumatized


dyslecic

Url won’t work


Cryopreservation

This will be interesting


Polari0

Rosalina for some reason


Zaikovski

A shortened version of my username gets you two gay furries.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Zaikovski

You're gonna have to do this on your own


the-beissmark

Hmmmm


Epicskeleton53

I think wont get anything Edit: didint get anything


[deleted]

[удалено]


Epicskeleton53

Uhhhhhhhhhm


Ilikebananaandcream

Become a necromancer


Biohumansmg3c

Be got the fbi lucky!


DragonTek21

Oh fuck


bigmonkeyhaver

How is this website called?


Zaquadese

rule34


Triplazma32

What is the site? Asking for a friend


WrongDepartment6131

Rule 34


Triplazma32

My friend says thanks.


naked_ostrich

You learn new things everyday. And some of them you can’t unlearn or unsee


Ilikebananaandcream

You need to talk about it


TheSoupSlapper

***HEY! SOUP SLAPPER DOESN'T EXIST! WE BETTER GET FUCKING WORKING ON THAT SHIT***


cursedrobot

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Toptastytoast

Now I don’t think mine is worthy


TheOfficialWario2

Mine is


Toptastytoast

Toast is delicious


SpikeTheDrakon

Ah mlp porn... Great


ShutUpIAmYourMother

Oh no


-Sacronis-

Uh oh


cursedhfy

Unless xenocide is a tag I doubt it.


BrownDog29

What booru is that?


jdubbigthicums

a bunch of really weird stuff


[deleted]

Oh no... No one made one for me.


ImperialAk

Wait what website is that ?


All_for_Might

Rule 34


ImperialAk

Oh . Gotta try searching my username then . Probably won't get anything


xyloplax

I'm literally named after this. No R34 yet. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xyloplax_medusiformis


potatosmilies224

Oh thats a yummy kink


No_pain-No_game

Well I searched my dc name (kuro) and got pokemon furry porn and now I need eyebleach


SpikeTheDrakon

Just dont make the same mistake i did


Flair_Helper

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RedSands1976

Nothing.


xhahzh

I don't get anything


JustDennise

Just Facebook/Instagram profiles of people with the same name as me


SaIamancer

I didnt get anything either


ahsatan999

I should've known and not cursed myself.. i need bleach now


Facekick48

Probably some masochist stuff


xXFuriousCatArmy98Xx

I cant see hentai and stuff, but im curious, can someone please search it for me?


WHXYY

Search mine, it determines the scale of the penis girth and height but only with 1 y


FoxyPirate2

I think I don't want to see it


Popcorn57252

Movie theater stuff


i_cumed

alot of messed up shit


BambiHeros

I feel like I’m going to be put on a list for just seeing this post


BallSaq420_

Ummm


Someonemaybeidk

Hey i saw that litterally few minutes ago lol


BigSugarPapi

Ricardo


villainousascent

Catra, usually.


Ornery-Cheetah

Nope didn't get anything


nightmare_life

WHAT FUCKING SITE I WANT TO KNOW


Ilikebananaandcream

Rule 34.com


[deleted]

I literally just saw that comment 3 mins ago


ygtsn

What is this


HaIfEatenPeach

a half eaten peach


InkSquidPerson

Oh no.


Cataclysm_Cultist

The fuck


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[удалено]


Cataclysm_Cultist

Unfortunately yes


big-boi-jason

HMMMMM


a_random_duck35

Nothing, thankfully.


CloggedSumoo

I don’t really want to


almightydorito

Nothing, thank god


HellofaHitller

Ohh... oh yess


[deleted]

Hang on Imma go to incognito mode real quick Edit: God bless it ain‘t true


ulquiorra__shiffar

I’m lucky cause my username is my husband sooooo


cringy_pete

This is going to be good


[deleted]

Oh I hope I don't get anything


[deleted]

i get 8 pages of google. and some of the links aren't from the original place posted them on. I believe this shows the extent that corporations track you online


Yumyumyumyesyesyes

video by cocomelon


[deleted]

Hey pal, as a friendly fellow person, I thought I'd let you know that this post is in violation of rule 12 and will get you a 10 day ban from the subreddit. I've seen them ban for stuff even more mild than this.


wellwhatnow443

nothing, I mean I expected it.


Litch_Kitten-Litchen

I can't remember how I came up with my name


[deleted]

I’m surprised... nothing


poisonedfrog_frog

Well...


Helpful_Put8379

I found stuff about cameras? Idk I didn’t choose mine


Hisokacum

I knew what was gonna happen


FuckedbyFish

Well shit


SkywalkersArm

The lost limbs of the Skywalker family


El_UniBeard

I got some dark shit. Imma go cry in the fetal position in the shower.


sansgamer554

Specifically, no. Broadly, dear God...


Dogface_3000

Just furries. I wish i never used this username.


Toptastytoast

I don’t think its worthy enough


[deleted]

What does it mean when I have both of these subreddits within 30 posts of each other on my feed…


RedShankyMan

WTF why is there Gwen-Ben10 incest hentai labelled under my name?


Grievious_Syndicate

I'm assuming it's General Grievous Double dick jackoff


TheDepressedKrow

I would probably find furry porn, specifically birds


nolife49620

Oh no


FluffySquidGamer

I got nothing


Mycatiscuteaf69

Oh no


Burger_beats

A rapper called ol’ burger beats


Hermit1723

Hahaha.....i didn't even know mine existed


C0ck_G0bbling_Faggit

Rip


No_Bandicoot_2442

What website is that I wanna do me


[deleted]

I get me


I_Own_Your_Car

All I got was car insurance stuff


MobyHugeFun

Fuck.


Vanil1aOreos

i just get to look at my favorite cookies!


[deleted]

Do me do meeee


nuttslapper57

I’m surprise there’s nothing


Daoist_Asuta

I mean maybe my pfp but my username?


RFros20

Thankfully I have a normal usn


TheOfficialWario2

I’m not even gonna look


DT-8913

wish me luck..


Poorly_Made_Comix

Someone check for me, im uncomfortable with porn


[deleted]

Lol I just get my Reddit account and Twitter account


steelstrike6373

saw a similar post and would like to know what is the website


Complex_Asparagus986

I highly doubt any males in my search, but there will be females


DA_DOOM_SLAYER

God no please no


auga3rifle

I dont want to see it


IeatTacos247

Link to website? Asking for a friend


Skyrim_For_Everyone

I think it's e621.net


IeatTacos247

Oof, didn’t get anything


Skyrim_For_Everyone

If I type in just Skyrim I get mostly [Argonians,](https://e621.net/posts/2969966?q=Skyrim) which makes me think of [the book](https://elderscrolls.fandom.com/wiki/The_Lusty_Argonian_Maid) the [Lusty Argonian Maid](https://e621.net/posts/2975835?q=Skyrim)


IeatTacos247

Why did I click on those? I don’t know


cherrylokee

This is an alt, so I searched my main account's username. I just got some random pics of toilet flushes


[deleted]

Anyone whose usernames relate to nothing are safe from this curse.


Narcissistic_Nazi

A pre-1945 documentary


Chary_mikey

...I saw two Cherry's fucking


ThePrinceOfMonsters

Ultraman episode 27, His Majesty Monster Part 2


Ceilng_Gang

lucky for me if i typed the first part of my username(ceiling) all i see is normal shits i think


[deleted]

i was just looking at that comment


M_lLLlONAL

Nothing.


Dale_theMan

I get so much Tolkien lore I wonder if the world is just a simulation.


the-mr-man

took me a second to realise what site that was- oops


Deathbringer7890

Holup


[deleted]

um..


Lexderi

I found a [post](https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.reddit.com/r/cursedcomments/comments/dqnwlq/cursed_thing/) in r/cursedcomments of my (bad) joke