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operativetheo8

Breaking bad


biggestmemelover

Better Call Saul


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ParsaSamimi

Absolute chad bro 6 engies gonna show up to your house for a gangbang damn i wish that were me


ThisIsNova74

Slip in Jimmy


ClappinYerM0M

Slip in jimmy like slip into him?


plagurr

A man doesn’t just happen to slip like that


sansboi11

Better fuel Huell


Galen_brightsoul

![gif](giphy|hvkP0Emad7RMuxk0vV|downsized)


mrlomolol

Jesse, we need to cock


Adam_39

XD


gamerweeb623

same


punkblastoise

Breaking beds


ericjony

waltuh put your d away waltuh


IEatBaconWithU

same


Adam_39

Me too


OttoTheJebediah

me too


Cobygamer22

Your Condom is breaking then?


Galen_brightsoul

Breaking the bad ![gif](giphy|ObXgWWGHzMlVe)


Andy_DiMatteo

I was just about to comment the same thing, I’m watching it right now. But if you want to get more specific I’m watching the episode called “over.” That’s kind of sad.


JKRPTA

Fast and Furious


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IncompatibleRecognit

A quick quickie


WolfObsessive

One Piece. I don’t know wtf that means.


Hazard-Matthews

You only get part of sex. Not full sex, just the middle part.


fish_fucker_69_420

So basically you are saying I only get .. . . . . . E💀


Hazard-Matthews

Lucky bastard, I got X. Now we just need an S, or a G.


EvilMonkeyMimic

Gex?


Hazard-Matthews

Gex.


No-Plenty-6975

Seggs


HIDD3N_WEEB

Gex!


Yeeter1013

Happy cake day!


Hazard-Matthews

Go get some cake lad, have a good day.


HIDD3N_WEEB

Thank you :) Just had cake :)


Hazard-Matthews

Well you enjoy that cake.


limitlessEXP

You bang some chick in a one piece swimsuit


BankLast4358

And i got jojo


WestSide_Gangster99

Deadpool? What does that mean?


BigSmokeLovesCheese

You fuck dead bodies in swimming pools.


DefinitionNo1828

r/cursedcomments


DaShopWorker

better than mine answer!


Mooshy_Swags

you fuck deadpool and only him


mankideater

that's an absolute steal


Baronvondorf21

People think they will do it with Ryan Reynolds when in reality, it's with cancerous a ballsack.


Exact_Ad_1215

Last thing I watched was The Punisher Not sure what this means either..


Superlockien_127563

Kinky


Senior-Conversation8

Prey


clone9353

At least it's not Predator?


Izzosuke

I don't know if it's better to end up in jail or in a psichiatrist office talking about your trauma.


KarachiDon

Most predators were once prey. Not ending up in the psychiatrists is what made them predator


No_Art2928

Can’t stop the A Train


tham1700

The boys🥵🥵🤒


SemperWolf21

The Cole Train for me


EpicDiscordGamer

One punch


D3StRuCtO-YT

One Thrust Man


MolecularCamp3000

Jokes on you , Locke and key


Important_Repair_771

You possess the key to open them legs, or to revive them as an unkillable demon and end up fucking a succubus coming from a 600 yo weird ass blue portal that's gonna steal your penis as the key to destroy the universe. You choose


MolecularCamp3000

I posses the key , just gotta find the keyhole


Important_Repair_771

There's an universal rule that states: "if you push hard enough, it'll go in" regardless of the hole


VexorShadewing

Stuck in chastity, but who's your keyholder?


MolecularCamp3000

I am the keeper of the key


Aaron_8295

Atleast give me credit


_h_r_n

Yes.


Rather_large_potato

The predator


Baronvondorf21

the ones before or after the 2000s?


Rather_large_potato

Born in 1984, sexual, sexual predator


steeb_froggers

r/beetlejuicing


Archeejoe

Overlord


D3StRuCtO-YT

SASUGA AINZ-SAMA!


Exact_Ad_1215

You fuck a skeleton


HIDD3N_WEEB

What?


Mammoth-Battle-870

Happy cake day


Aekyam_3105

My teenage romance comedy.


48fanforlife24

Predator


HIDD3N_WEEB

You fuck a alien


DidjTerminator

JoJo's Bizarre adventure... Looks like I'm going to be doing some pretty kinky shit


Aaron_8295

*stands over you menacingly*


DidjTerminator

I can only get so erect.


_Error_Account_

Chernobyl 💀💀💀💀


SoonlyTaing

Bro is about to sprout a dicklet


[deleted]

Better call Saul…


Exact_Ad_1215

Did you know you have rights?


Higi962

The Constitution says you do


Wood340

And so do I


qorrymarz

Family Guy 😏


TheUsualSuspects443

*sweet home Alabama intensifies*


just-some-weird-name

[Home sweet home Alabama](https://youtu.be/ye5BuYf8q4o)


TheDuckFarm

The Big Bang Theory


derpy_watermelon

The entire thing was theoretical


subhajitA123

Don't fuck with cats


D3StRuCtO-YT

but you will fuck with cats...


devourer_of_glue69

Subhuman Its dmc5 btw


aliengangsta

Stranger things


RetardedMinecrafter1

bones 💀


Cream_Rabbit

Hilda? WTF?? SHE IS 11!!!


[deleted]

Wtf cream


TheTyphlosionTyrant

Re zero


Hazard-Matthews

Ha, virgin! Zero sex.


TheTyphlosionTyrant

Yeah...


Hazard-Matthews

Same bro, same.


GluKoto

Itadaki seieki....


Jollemol

Bonk


Titanicman2016

A Series of Unfortunate Events


Complex_Asparagus986

News 💀💀💀


Ravenclawguy

Breaking news! This man has broken the world record for the shortest penis *and* the shortest lasting time, discovered when he lost his virginity last week!


Complex_Asparagus986

OUCH!


Inevitable-Claim7196

Jurassic world.... I am scared for my life...


Exact_Ad_1215

You gotta get that Dinoussy


firefist_sam

Primal!


awkward-comics

Love on the spectrum


BloodiedBlues

On Patrol Live


[deleted]

Il medico e lo stregone (the doctor and the wizard)


WATERPR0BLEMS

Ghostbusters 😐


bobert4343

I really don't want to know how Castlevania will play out in this scenario


BadKingZero

Catch me if you can.


Pristine-Cheek-2914

Alone (seems about right)


P0werPuppy

Men in tights. Shit.


Kretz5926

Black widow


dylamantic

... breaking bad


nowhereman136

Bodies Bodies Bodies


calDragon345

Out of context GoAnimate/Vyond 2


[deleted]

better call saul


ponch1620

SVU lmao


No_Focus6469

Guardian tales


Flutterkat91

Criminal minds


Flutterkat91

Guess im going to jail. Nice knowing you all.


FrankDaTank151

This may be a plot line on season 4, the deep is into some weird shit...stay tuned.


Tasty_Wave_9911

Halo Infinite.


RoviRktkiv

Top gun


SoonlyTaing

Your PP shoots 20mm sperm at 6000rpm


lumpkinater

It's always sunny in Philadelphia


_chris-_

The cuphead show


Dark_S_f_l

Gintama


Rather_large_potato

The predator


sexysarah5262

Uncut Haha


-HolyRock-

Crash course 💀


ilikebreadsticks1

Demon Slayer Uhm


International_Chair2

Banana Fish


Erebus689

God of Highschool...


Ikaros9Deidalos6

The irishman


myrol-

Bullet Train


pouqiou

Haha same (amazing movie btw)


[deleted]

The Sandman


Chrysocanis

someone with taste, I see


[deleted]

A true man of culture


jeffmagz

Orphan


m42_mave

The sandman


Dying-Dynasty

The sandman


MrBloodyHyphen

The Sandman. Is this good or bad?


R_A_D_U_7

I am Groot


TheUsualSuspects443

Jesus Christ what did you do to those poor trees!


Open_Ground4368

Fight club


TheUsualSuspects443

*fuck club


Simbuk

I mean I’ve got stamina, but The Eternals does come across as a little arrogant.


person_not_found

Community. I suppose I'm having an orgy?


ZealousFlames

INVINCIBLE


soda_fucker

Monty python and the holy grail Tf does that even mean in this context


BurritoSans666

Impractical jokers


Sinkfoot

God damn, I knew it was just for a TV show!


GoldyIsHere

The flash


Maleficent-Swim6839

The sandman


AnakinStairwalker

What we do in the shadows


VexorShadewing

Helluva Boss


The-Foxineer

Arcane


StateChampOptiPrime

The Sandman. Makes sense: My sex life happens exclusively in my dreams.


ShadowEmperor123

My stepmom got stuck in the microwave and I took advantage 4K HD


[deleted]

How I met your mother


Scydor

Spongebob *if theres a hole, theres a goal*


Xirokami

The Golden Girls 😳


ilovensfwtbh1

Family guy


JarrenR

Bad Batch


righteousactor

Loved this flick, doesn't get enough cred


Enchanter1101

OP, why would you repost this? You didn’t bother giving credit where it’s due. This is my original post, then you repost it? At least comment or something that you screenshot my post and sold it off as your own.


Final_Slap

Severance


Sammygirl2780

The host


Snausberry

Alone


LFGR_THE_Thing

Battleship


Ye_average_edgelord

Nope


tlpedro

Black Bird


Sleepy-tyler-king

crisis


wrongthinksustainer

Holocaust.


[deleted]

John Wick


zachadi6

The Privilege


gautamarul

r/suddenlygay


FlyingSand22

Home alone


Eiross

Bleach... I'm scared


SomeRedShirt

Men In Tights D:


[deleted]

Breaking bad


[deleted]

Family Guy💀


Sir_Puppet3

💀