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phl_fc

Congrats! Too bad about the first one though. 


TheEgonaut

“To shreds, you say?”


NotAFuckingFed

"And what about his wife? To shreds you say... tsktsktsktsktsk"


Kapoffa

This is what I come here for.


Forsaken-Sand-5268

The pants are ironed correctly I give that a 10.


PM_ME_A_KNEECAP

I was gonna say, I dig the slacks


mymainmaney

I order no break but to each his own.


Winged_Mr_Hotdog

37m.... Better than I can do


user47-567_53-560

I'm obsessive about my wife's pants being hung correctly to maintain a crease. Probably because I don't get to wear fancy clothes and must live vicariously through her.


Khaosus

Mine is 7, and I'm pretty sure he's going to own his own law firm or run whatever jail they locked him up in.


reggie4gtrblz2bryant

My 2nd is only 2, and the first is 6. I already feel that way about Mr. Gizmo (gremlins reference, of course) to how his sister was. I also think he has that Alex Honolond thing where all of his brain developed just fine, maybe a little exceptionally in some areas, at cost to his amygdala......


341orbust

I didn’t realize we could brag about that.  My 5th just turned 18- no serious degenerates in the group. 


_mister_pink_

Mine just turned 3 and is as degenerate as they come!


Deus-mal

Well, if he can't be stopped, make him the best degen I guess. Can't beat em join em


ApoliteTroll

We mustn't beat them, that's illegal.


StuntsMonkey

So join them. Revel in degeneracy with your child as your partner debates their life choices.


Khaosus

I beat mine in Mario Cart all the time. Should I call the cops on myself?


ApoliteTroll

Depends on your mockery afterwards.


Khaosus

An endzone dance that would get me thrown off the field?


blindside-wombat68

Well, just make sure he doesn't start hanging out with jivin' Pete. Degens from up country are nothing to fool around with.


Totally_a_Banana

My 3rd turns 3 this week, and he is a menace to society. But simultaneously, the sweetest boy. How do you explain that??


_mister_pink_

It’s tricky isn’t it. Everyone says that they have the best one, but I actually have the best one so that’s been quite lucky actually


Totally_a_Banana

Congrats on being the best dad ever. I have that title in my family, but I bet you have it for yours ;)


SenAtsu011

I love the specific description of "SERIOUS degenerates".


somesortoflegend

We're all minor degenerates here.


thefinpope

We're just normal men.


GizmodoDragon92

You absolutely can and should! Good job dad


Raz0rking

One could argue reddit use equals degeneracy...


democracity

Side note/dad joke: my grandfather was going blind in his later years (macular degeneration) and announced proudly that his optometrist declared him “an immaculate degenerate”


rpaynepiano

Hope he replied with "not possible... I got kids"


bserikstad

Maybe we are the degenerates all along.


paradroid27

My boys are 22 and 20, no degenerates unless you count the 22 year old mechanic with tatts and a mullet.


RedneckInsomnia

I salute you.


ivanparas

I feel like they're about to give the keynote on the latest Apple product


LemurDaddy

As long as she's not [shilling fake blood tests ....](https://www.britannica.com/biography/Elizabeth-Holmes)


psymonprime

Are they happy? Do they love you? Yes or usually to both? Consider yourself victorious!


antelope00

Nice work. +10 validation.


XMagic_LanternX

nice one! I hope my 2-year-old gets to 18 relatively unscathed. Will follow up in 2040. 🤙🤙


Endures

Jesus, now you made me think about what year it will be when my kids are 18. That's scary


areyouagrownup

2045 here. F***


Random-Cpl

My oldest is only 6, but zero abductions so far


FriedeOfAriandel

I used to joke that my kid was very kidnapable because he was adorable and super friendly and trusting. Now that he’s almost 7, I’m pretty sure the kidnapper wouldn’t make it more than about a block before kicking him out of the van


Martin_TheRed

Hah, I thought that was your wife and she made it past 18 weeks of pregnancy. Congratulations either way! I've got 17 years to go over here xD.


StahSchek

So with all your experience next one should be faster, right? Maybe you will be able to quickly deliver it only in 9 years?


Sam-Gunn

Just put more Dads on the project.


BigBossTweed

You did it!


FruitbatNT

That doesn’t look like a lemur


LemurDaddy

The first rule of lemur dadding is we do not talk about lemur dadding.


Calamity-Jones

Is it a bunch of lemurs inside a rubber suit? You know, one controlling the arms, standing on the shoulders of the lemur controlling the legs 🤔


em-ay-tee

But why post them online? That’s weird.


Interesting_Tea5715

Yeah, posting a pic of your kid on Reddit is always odd (no matter the age). This isn't Facebook/Instagram.


aspirant_oenophile85

Agree 100%. What’s the point of this post except to invade their privacy?


FunWithAPorpoise

Presuming it’s with permission, cause he’s proud?


aspirant_oenophile85

And? Explain the need for validation of his pride from COMPLETE STRANGERS on a public forum with 1.2 million members. You have no idea who has access to your child’s photo now and what manipulation they can end up doing with it. Even if remote, what’s the point of taking any amount of risk for this post?


tnwriter

Congrats! You look super young here for having a second 18-year old btw. This is why we stay preaching a face-washing routine, boys.


ura_walrus

This is a really supportive sub, but there is no way I would post pictures of my kids on reddit no matter how old they are


Lari-Fari

Absolutely. Don’t understand it either.


Phrasenschmied

Congratulations. We have 15 years to go with our oldest. And this is what I wish for. Children growing up happy, confident, feeling loved. Not every day will be a good day, but let them find their own personality and learn how to deal with challenges on the way.


AbareSaruMk2

Congratulations. Half way there with two of mine. So far so good. Here’s hope we survive the teen years without too many battle scars.


SirFantastic3863

Just got one to 6, so 1/3 of the way there then time for a break.


LilBoo2019TR

Congrats! It can be such a scary journey. Our first is about to be back from their first year at college. It's an amazing feeling watching them grow.


JeebsFat

She looks like she's cool.


doubleguitarsyouknow

And they have mad style too. Congratulations!


jlarsen420

Good job!


Enginerdad

Primary mission accomplished: raise a non-asshole


bmotmfb

Custom clothing professional dad here - kiddo nailed it here. Excellent parenting!


BeardiusMaximus7

Congratulations!! This is honestly a crowning achievement. Also - just want to say - I'm really glad to see more dads of older kids posting things in here amongst all the new dads or younger kid dads. It's good to see the light at the end of the tunnel on the bad days and glean wisdom from those who's kids are similar age to mine or older.


we_are_sex_bobomb

My daughter is 4 and she’s already way smarter than me. How worried do I need to be?


IAmColiz

Mine just hit 3 months and I'm not sure sure about him...


classless_classic

Any advice?


slamo614

🐐


RizzlersMother

What's that in her nose?


Raagun

She looks bit like my Baldurs Gate 3 character 😅 Congrats on achievement(?)


SgtCrayon

Your daughter kinda looks like Britta from community. Well done, you have earned a beer 😀


JacenHorn

How many times did you have to reboot the system to avoid crashes, RAM, or glitch issues?


thesurvivingone

Congrats to you, thats a big achievement.


airplanesandass

And just for any of those that need hope. I was heavily addicted to opiates from 17 to 25. I’m 35 now with a beautiful family and a great job. There is hope if your kid is going through it. Don’t enable them. But also, don’t ever give up on them.


grindtashine

Are pleats coming back?!


Older-dude-man

Make sure you let the first child know then post to AITA because …… yeah to your first, you kinda are


Bangladeshi_Engineer

Are u sure?


Diligent_General2512

MI BOMBOCLAT


Flash_Discard

Nice work…but nose ring? Why is everyone doing the nose ring?


z64_dan

Man, teenagers, amirite?


Super-Bartender-Man

Ikr, my 12 year old wants a nose ring and my 15y got his done last week, I don't see the appeal but what ever makes them happy 


Flash_Discard

Yeah, I’m thinking through which battles I want to fight… Good luck Super-Bartender-Man


hungry_fish767

I say fight them hard on the piercings but concede eventually, that way they'll feel like they've rebelled against you and be less compelled to do hard drugs This is how parenting works, right?


Super-Bartender-Man

Yeah I mean you can't really tell when you take it out so it's whatever to me  At least it's not a stick-and-poke tattoo, some of my friends still have them from their teenage years 


krazyjakee

It's so you can hitch them to a post outside the bar


Prior-Dimension-757

Trends. Or current brainwashing. What was yours? Back in the day? 🤣


Flash_Discard

I can’t remember, but as a dad, I’m really proud of myself for my comment getting downvoted…It’s so fun being uncool.


Prior-Dimension-757

Time is passing, time comes yet, All is old, and all is new; What for good or ill is set You can ponder and construe; Do not hope and do not worry, What’s a wave, will wave away; Though enticing with a flurry, Cold remain to all they say. Many things pass by before us, Many things we hear and see, Who remembers all their ruckus And would listen to their plea?… You sit quiet ‘round the edges, Find yourself, despite their fret, While you hear their noisy pledges, Time is passing, time comes yet.


iwantsdback

It's reddit. I'm sure the percentage of piercings is like, quadruple that of the general population. Just like you have to pick your battles with your children, you have to pick your battles with redditors. Take your downvotes as a badge of honor and know most folks on the street agree with you.


OhLemons

Fashion trends change over time. In the late 90s and 2000s, Britney and Beyonce had made belly button piercings really popular. Then they went out of fashion for a while. Then it was all about emo fringes and lip rings. Nose rings are popular now, but who's to say what teenagers will want in ten years time?


NoHydraulicNoAir

"Dad can I get the AI virtual assistant implant? I need the one with the hologram projector! All my friends have it...I swear it will help with school...."


solarmelange

What's with the pants? Are these popular? They seem out of place to my old eyes.


bazwutan

People have been wearing pants for years


To6y

The most I can manage is maybe three days before I have to change, and I work from home.


JuicyBoi8080

Very bygone era


stevesmithis

One could be a fluke, two can't! Congratulations!


CrimeThink

Nice job, Joe Jackson.


Mahmoud-yuvi-6224

Your face doesn't Match with your clothes


Bazius011

No offense but i wonder did she get some kind of tattoo on her chin? Btw, shes a good looking daugther


DJ-Corgigeddon

there's always one


blindside-wombat68

FFS, learn to read the room dipshit. Not appropriate.


Bazius011

I have no idea why everyone is mad at me?


Butthenoutofnowhere

Dude posted a photo of his daughter, in a group that's basically only populated by dads. You told him his daughter is hot. That's not a thing you should be saying about people's daughters in this subreddit, it's creepy.


waterbuffalo750

He said "good looking daughter," you translated that to "hot."


Butthenoutofnowhere

The guy said he didn't know why people were angry, I paraphrased what he said to clarify how it was received by all the people who downvoted him. I know he didn't use the word "hot," and "good looking" might not be synonymous, but it's close enough to make people uncomfortable.


Bazius011

Oh, i was just trying to be nice and say good things about his daughter thats all. And no, im not sexually attracted to a kid. Anyways i thought people love it when other compliments their children. TBH, since he post his child photo up here, i thought he might wanted us to compliment her? Anyways now i know telling other people kids they are good looking is inappropriate. NOTED.


blindside-wombat68

No worries, dude. I might have been a little harsh with you. Another thing I would say is that it is usually considered inappropriate to ask (and I am paraphrasing here) "what's up with your daughters face tattoo?" On a post about a guy celebrating his daughter turning 18.