The struggle was real. You have no idea how loud dial up is in the middle of the night while the whole is sleeping and you want to. Heck out the....uhm...interwebs. beeeeeeeppddeewldebooop.
Don't even get me started about VHS!! Grind growl clink clank bang whir. Can't shut that shit off before mom makes it up the stairs and pops her head in the door. Nope. You kids are spoiled with your 50 million types of porn and immediate access. I mean nugget porn?!? Wtf? 2 girls and 1 cup?!?!
I'm just... pissed about it. Eff y'all.
Wink Wink. NUDGE nudge.
LOL.
True story... I was a young teenager in mid 80's, and me/friends biked to White Hen pantry to get usual (slurpees, candy, etc). Payphone outside of the store ... Said " for a good time call Rose at ". My friend thought it would be funny to call, so he did, and left a message on the answering machine. No more than 5 minutes later, 2 cop cars swarm in, take me and friends standing next to phone booth in to station for questioning. Turns out rose had a stalker, and they were trying to catch him and had her phone lines tapped!
This song ruined my life for two years. The geniuses among the general population still recite the number to me as if it's the first time I've ever heard it. So now I just get periodic reminders at how it ruined my life for two years. For fun, sometimes I argue with people and say no, it's 5209 and insist I would know I'm right since it's "my song".... It's worth it just to make them get out their phone to consult Google.
Who did she run to.
She was hanging out with Rossanna....
Little bit of trivial knowledge. Rosanna wS written about what actress from the 80's. Roseanne Arquette. The hippie pierced chick at heroine dealers house in pulp fiction... she went and grabbed the adrenaline shot. Also she had another song written about her as well. Which makes two top ten hits written for one chick.
Damn I didn't even realize this wasn't a real question. That's how much I didn't get it haha I typed out a whole answer and posted it then I realized the subreddit I just replied to wasn't r ask
I once sat on a fax machine and sent an unsolicited picture to my wife. It was surprise butt fax.
But the better trick was when I scared her by farting into a saxophone
I ran a video store back in the day and we had a business fax. Because we rented pornos in the adult section I would constantly get sexting advertisements faxed to me over night by the weirdest products and movies. I wasn't allowed to turn the printer and fax off at night because corporate would send stuff to the office at all hours of the day and I'd always have a morning checklist and briefing from the regional manager waiting in the printer tray. So I guess that was my first experience with swiping right or left too when I sorted out the porn advertisements in the morning.
My deceased grandmother (I’m 49) moved to Portland Oregon in 1939 and said she would get kicked out of clubs when she lifted her skirt up and showed her kneecaps. I think she said the dance was called the Jitterbug.
There was the painter who sent a painting of her boobs to Daniel Webster. https://medium.com/the-collector/the-story-of-the-first-ever-nude-sent-in-the-world-242e3bb39ffb
I found letters from my grandfather to my grandmother from the war. Back then dirty talk was pretty polite but I'm told it was naughty in its time lmao.
We called it cyber sex. There was a paucity of webcams, so we were mostly in IRC chat rooms, or ICQ, having anonymous cyber sex with anything people were claiming they were: male, female, mermaid, horse. Whatever. Sky was the limit. Good times. Good ... trashy, trashy times.
You laugh, but, the company I worked for had to get a new fax number when theirs got listed in a back page of an adult magazine. Best 30 bucks I ever spent.
Dial up. People would die today if it took 45 minutes to download one dirty picture someone sent you. For me my last dial up line was in 2002 because that all they had for internet in a miltary town called Junction City with no Md’s and Walmart.
That and phone sex ofc. After 11pm the ads on TV were very different in the 8o’s to early 2000’s
I was tired of my lady
We'd been together too long
Like a worn out recording
Of a favorite song
So while she lay there sleeping
I read the paper in bed
And in the personal columns
There was this letter I read:
ThIs IsNt A dAd JoKe! I wOuLd NeVeR tElL mY kIdS aN iNaPpRoPrIaTe JoKe!!!
Seriously, if it bothers you that much, just keep scrolling. Or use sarcastic font to complain.
Lighten up, my dude.
That isn’t how anyone pronounced it. A facsimile machine was always pronounced with an A sound.
Unless you’re a brain damaged Bostonite, you would never associate faxing and fucking.
Fax me harder.
Slow down, I need to get my BAUD up to rate before we go any further.
Coincidentally im just reading about it for my test tomorrow gahdamn i forgot everything
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You must work for the fed or state government.
Manufacturing...
lol
Gonna toggle my parity bit now.
Oh baby that’s too many pages, there’s a max for the queue
The struggle was real. You have no idea how loud dial up is in the middle of the night while the whole is sleeping and you want to. Heck out the....uhm...interwebs. beeeeeeeppddeewldebooop. Don't even get me started about VHS!! Grind growl clink clank bang whir. Can't shut that shit off before mom makes it up the stairs and pops her head in the door. Nope. You kids are spoiled with your 50 million types of porn and immediate access. I mean nugget porn?!? Wtf? 2 girls and 1 cup?!?! I'm just... pissed about it. Eff y'all. Wink Wink. NUDGE nudge. LOL.
Come 'ere baby, you got 3 holes and I got the punch.
Literally choked on my spit...bravo
😆
Wow you came with the heat with that one. 🔥
Showing a little ankle
All for Silas
*unzips* go on...
extract here
Harlot
I thought of pagers
80085 911
*whispers Or elbow.
Back in my day it took half a bottle of Boone's Farm just to get your arm around the girl, and if your forearm touched her neck she was pregnant!
Trolip.
Pigeons with black and white Polaroids
Eggplant squirt emoji via smoke signals.
How far back do you want to go? The ‘80s? Phone sex. The ‘50s? Writing dirty things next to pay phones.
True story... I was a young teenager in mid 80's, and me/friends biked to White Hen pantry to get usual (slurpees, candy, etc). Payphone outside of the store ... Said " for a good time call Rose at ". My friend thought it would be funny to call, so he did, and left a message on the answering machine. No more than 5 minutes later, 2 cop cars swarm in, take me and friends standing next to phone booth in to station for questioning. Turns out rose had a stalker, and they were trying to catch him and had her phone lines tapped!
For a good time call Jenny 867-5309
Forest Gump is not happy you're giving out his girlfriend's number
Now its stuck in my head damnit!
Me too!!
This song ruined my life for two years. The geniuses among the general population still recite the number to me as if it's the first time I've ever heard it. So now I just get periodic reminders at how it ruined my life for two years. For fun, sometimes I argue with people and say no, it's 5209 and insist I would know I'm right since it's "my song".... It's worth it just to make them get out their phone to consult Google.
I got it!
Who did she run to. She was hanging out with Rossanna.... Little bit of trivial knowledge. Rosanna wS written about what actress from the 80's. Roseanne Arquette. The hippie pierced chick at heroine dealers house in pulp fiction... she went and grabbed the adrenaline shot. Also she had another song written about her as well. Which makes two top ten hits written for one chick.
When it’s NSFW, they call it Fex
Surely faxxx?
Yes! what the hell is fex? (That person wasn't around in the 80's is my feeling)
Damn I didn't even realize this wasn't a real question. That's how much I didn't get it haha I typed out a whole answer and posted it then I realized the subreddit I just replied to wasn't r ask
Same
I once sat on a fax machine and sent an unsolicited picture to my wife. It was surprise butt fax. But the better trick was when I scared her by farting into a saxophone
Hit ‘em with the sexy sax
So your wife finds butt sax funny?
She does. Less funny when it's surprise butt sax though
Farting in a saxophone, priceless
Telegram. STOP
Yes. Stop. Good. Stop. Don't. Stop.
Wrinkling
I ran a video store back in the day and we had a business fax. Because we rented pornos in the adult section I would constantly get sexting advertisements faxed to me over night by the weirdest products and movies. I wasn't allowed to turn the printer and fax off at night because corporate would send stuff to the office at all hours of the day and I'd always have a morning checklist and briefing from the regional manager waiting in the printer tray. So I guess that was my first experience with swiping right or left too when I sorted out the porn advertisements in the morning.
A/S/L?
🤣
Love letters
My deceased grandmother (I’m 49) moved to Portland Oregon in 1939 and said she would get kicked out of clubs when she lifted her skirt up and showed her kneecaps. I think she said the dance was called the Jitterbug.
Smoke signals; big Ds, tits, ass, combination of all 3
What fuck happen 😂
We would just show up and fuck. Wait till you hear about how we used to meet the opposite sex, it was wild
Sexsimile
Footsy under the table
There was the painter who sent a painting of her boobs to Daniel Webster. https://medium.com/the-collector/the-story-of-the-first-ever-nude-sent-in-the-world-242e3bb39ffb
5318008 Thats the best we could muster. Hand the calculator to a peer, flip it over. Haha.. good for a chuckle.
Pressing dirty words into clay tablets using cuneiform. Took awhile for the clay to dry, but when the girls read it, watch out!!
Sending a foxy phoneagram
“Hey, I took the trash out and did the dishes”. Gets em every time.
Painting a miniature of your boobs (really)
Xeroxed butt cheeks.
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Conversation. Been doing it for over 60!years. Your mom loves it.
Why does it say paper jam when there IS no paper jam?!?!?!
Nude polaroid pictures
.....sitting on the copy machine without panties.
I found letters from my grandfather to my grandmother from the war. Back then dirty talk was pretty polite but I'm told it was naughty in its time lmao.
Playing Cribbage
they did it over the phone, guy. actually spoken words. can you imagine
I’ll pager you later tonight
I mean, how many people have bought an old house and found some REALLY raunchy letters hidden under the floorboards?
Smoke signals, usually. It was safer back then cuz they auto deleted.
Sending dirty messages through Morris code...-.-...--..-.-....-.
Bathroom walls
I once sat on a photocopier naked and gave the naked picture of my ass to a girlfriend - does that count?
AOL chat room fantasies/ roleplay scenarios
We called it cyber sex. There was a paucity of webcams, so we were mostly in IRC chat rooms, or ICQ, having anonymous cyber sex with anything people were claiming they were: male, female, mermaid, horse. Whatever. Sky was the limit. Good times. Good ... trashy, trashy times.
Actually having sex
Having sex.
We just did actual sex.
#Smoke signals in the shape of a Penis.
I was thinking beepers.....damn I'm old.
Messenger pigeons
Actually having sex
Dirty phone calls
Erotic scrabble
smail
You laugh, but, the company I worked for had to get a new fax number when theirs got listed in a back page of an adult magazine. Best 30 bucks I ever spent.
That's a knee slapper
maybe they have no life
Depending on how old they are....
Poems?
Fex
The fix up
Sending a raven
Geriatric-ing…
Actually making a home run
That's fax! *Some say, 89.99% of top-level comments under this post are that exact phrase...*
Calling on the phone and asking what you’re wearing and then proceed to ask “what we’re going to do to them”
Hidden dirty post-it notes.
im pretty sure old people do sext now. My aunt made some comments after my grandma died and she went through her phone....
IMextaging
Telegraph sex
Phone sex.
So that’s why those guys in old timey detective shows say “just the fax, ma’am”
Phone sex. I remember back in the early 90’s it became very popular among people I knew.
Instant messenger
Actually having sex
Asl?
phone sex
Snail mail nudes. Develop that picture!
Calling the house phone, late at night.
Dial up. People would die today if it took 45 minutes to download one dirty picture someone sent you. For me my last dial up line was in 2002 because that all they had for internet in a miltary town called Junction City with no Md’s and Walmart. That and phone sex ofc. After 11pm the ads on TV were very different in the 8o’s to early 2000’s
Polaroids
Sex lines
Sexting
For a good time, for a good time call. 8675309
1-900 number. "Chat" lines.
Photocopy yo ballz!
Zero fax are given these days...
Fax is just sex with a Lisp.
Phone sex
Faxting
Messenger pidgeon
Sexenger pigeon
Talking dirty on the phone.
I think they called it ‘snail mail’
Postcards that were sprayed with perfume.
Fax a polaroid
snail trail mail
Ditto machine. Oh ya
Letting the house phone ring twice and hanging up
Mailing nude Polaroids
Faxting [Fucksting]
alexander graham bell was a horny man
Printer tittys
What even is sexting?
This guy fax
Sexting. They do it too. Got a bit more than I was bargaining for when I went through my moms phone looking for baby pictures a few years back.
Parking
Polaroids
That’s fax
-.-- --- ..- / ..- .--. ..--.. (You up? Ohh those beeps and boops!)
Sax
It’s called pillow talk.
I've got no more Fax to give...
Having physical sex. You should try it!
Receiving a new vacuum
I was tired of my lady We'd been together too long Like a worn out recording Of a favorite song So while she lay there sleeping I read the paper in bed And in the personal columns There was this letter I read:
Leaving unfinished sudoku or crossword puzzles for other seniors... That's super kinky in the elder realm.
Throwing the TV remote at each other 😂
Foreplay.
I don’t get it.
That’s because it isn’t a joke, let alone a dad joke.
ThIs IsNt A dAd JoKe! I wOuLd NeVeR tElL mY kIdS aN iNaPpRoPrIaTe JoKe!!! Seriously, if it bothers you that much, just keep scrolling. Or use sarcastic font to complain. Lighten up, my dude.
I'm pretty sure you heard of a fax machine since it has the word Anthony I'm going to assume they mean f*** so they're literally saying f*** machine
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That isn’t how anyone pronounced it. A facsimile machine was always pronounced with an A sound. Unless you’re a brain damaged Bostonite, you would never associate faxing and fucking.
Sharing recipes.
No Fax Chicks.
Fucking a Xylophone?
Look up James Joyce's letters to his wife.
Harvey Weinstein.
Pesting?
Crossbow complete w/flaming arrow and lust letter
Boo
Ima say ED
Morse code it longer daddy
Same thing just in email
As in getting your pecker caught in a fax machine?
Art.
Paging 143
Done return
We didn't we went over to her house and went out on a date. May only have been down to the river for submarine races or keep it clean with a movie.
Sending notes w friends
C-mailing
ICQ A/S/L
“Playing grab ass” as my old man would say
Facts.
Painting a still-life of your breasts and mailing said painting to a man whose wife is recently deceased
Spending more than 5 minutes saying goodbye outside the door.
playboy forum
Dirty pen pals
you’ve got mail