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dystyyy

Maybe if you don't wanna win. Also, between the post and title I count 3 5-letter words that aren't Jesus.


domoarigatodrloboto

Found the non-true christian. Get him, boys!


dystyyy

You got me


nemo_sum

Now on the count of three, turn the other cheek and love thy neighbor!


MauriceWhitesGhost

Found the sissy Christian, get him boys!


Just_A_Random_Plant

"Found" has five letters and is not Jesus


touching_payants

Man, can't pull one on you huh?


pHScale

Yeah, Christians shouldn't go around using words like "share" and "agree".


crazyval77

Or "verse." (A word which might be the solution to the Wordle puzzle.)


choochoophil

Where’s the option to comment ‘Amen’? I want to make the devil angry


TooMuchPretzels

1 like = 1 prayer


Captain_Canuck97

Tag and share for salvation


SehbaanAbbasi

I wonder what the actual word on this was XD


LikeItRight

Well both S’s are highlighted yellow so there’s two of them in the word and only two other open slots so has to be: SE_S_ Sense?


uberguby

This guy wordles


SehbaanAbbasi

this guy wordles fr fr


Empfindsam

I guess you could put the first S at the beginning and the other S in the fourth spot and then put N in the middle and E at the end That would make sense


Jbergur

Oh you 😏


SehbaanAbbasi

LMAOOOOOO nice one homie


Mr_Abe_Froman

That has to be it.


pHScale

This was a recent wordle answer, so probably.


This_Fat_Cunt

Clearly the person doesn’t have it


Lauchsuppedeluxe935

these awnsers do seem pretty sense less then


Datpanda1999

I believe wordle will highlight them both even if there’s only one S in the word, so there could just be one S in the first or fourth slot EDIT: I’m wrong, it means there are two


pHScale

Nah, if you have two highlighted, it means there's two in the word. Otherwise, only the correct position, or the first S in the word, would be highlighted.


Datpanda1999

Huh, I just tested it and you’re right. My b


crazyval77

My vote is for "verse."


SehbaanAbbasi

the s is yellow twice, which means it's used twice


crazyval77

Hmmm... Never knew that. I usually do sedecordle on a knockoff.


_dauntless

Jesus answered, “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me. And the wordle replied: "okay but that's still not the right answer"


AdventurousFox6100

Good for you, but nah bro


Krazie02

Fun fact, the Dutch way of writing Jesus is with a Z, so JeZus. Also in Dutch, “je” means “your” and “zus” means sister. Jezus is your sister


wallnumber8675309

Wordle itself is inherently Christian. Jesus is an acceptable answer and Satan is rejected.


Unusual_Pomelo_1553

Eeeee


Geaux13Saints

Yeah but it’s wrong


Beegrene

Clickhole is a gift from God.


touching_payants

Praise be.


oldguynewtoreddit

But what about FAITH and GRACE and BIBLE and TRUTH and TITHE and (holy) GHOST and PEACE and CROSS and ...


VinCrafter

JJJJJ EEEEE SSSSS UUUUU SSSSS


Rilla122333

If you say Jesus backwards it sounds like sausage


touching_payants

This is the realest shit I've ever heard


HolyElephantMG

Jesus is always the answer


HoodieSticks

In Sunday School whenever a teacher asked a question I would always raise my hand and answer "Jesus", because Jesus is always the answer. You'd think it would get old, but instead it just led to a lot of moments where the teacher was just like "Well, I guess that's technically correct if you think about it..." (e.g. Who finally defeated Samson, why did Babel fall, what happened to the disciples at Pentecost, etc.)


Moaoziz

A couple of days ago we had psalm. I guess that's acceptable, too.


abucketofpuppies

But what if I'm playing hard mode?


WhyDoesEarthExist

I tried the same thing. The answer was: cheer. Cheers to our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ!


MotorHum

If your first three guesses are “crane”, “guild”, and “stomp” you will have info about the 15 most commonly used letters in the English language. Remember that the next couple of letters are H, B, Y, F, and V, so it’s worth trying to fit those letters in if you still need info.