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RoosterPorn

It’s a good retort to incels until you realize that religiosity and relationship status are not correlated in any way whatsoever.


rockthatrocks

Funny enough, being Christian is believing that God is all you need, and having a loving relationship with someone is something you do for fun and not necessity. This mindset can itself lead to problems, but I like how it can motivate people to be more relaxed in life.


KekeroniCheese

I mean, the idea is that you have a marriage because you 'burn with passion', and being married helps you control yourself (that and you love your partner). In a sense, it is a matter of necessity because you are trying to manage your lust. That seems like a fucked up way to view marriage, but Paul definitely lauds the single life.


rockthatrocks

That might just be the reason why we have priests


Dclnsfrd

Exactly. And the p*do pastor that blamed my mom for his embezzlement (he was stealing it to buy stuff for the girl he was grooming) was married **and** had kids


boycowman

Ask me how surprised I am to hear this (answer -- I am not surprised at all).


Yarxing

It's also weird to expect God is going to give you everything you want. He's not a genie who has to do whatever you wish. It's just as dumb as blaming women for the fact that you're single. In the end it's your problem to deal with and you're also the one who has to solve it yourself instead of waiting until someone fixes it for you.


DreadDiana

A lot of incels are also *very* religious


Niupi3XI

When are we gonna stop acting like bring in a relationship is some result of moral virtue, plenty of horrible people are in relationships. And lots of great people aren't and will never be in a relationship.


BringBackForChan

San Giovanni Bosco mentioned!!


boycowman

My guess is he never said it and the source of the quote is this meme, or one very similar.


GintaX

Hey but if you guys wanna know something cool John Bosco actually did, he helped kids stay off the streets of Italy by giving them a place to stay and play games at the church called the Oratory. There was a lot of street crime and using children as drug mules, so Bosco wanted to provide a place of education and support for struggling kids. Now if you go to the schools named after John Bosco they will often have an oratory with various types of things for the kids to do after and before school, helping perpetuate that same model he made. We used to have a John Bosco day where all the schools in the area met and remember visiting another school’s oratory and they had freaking gaming PCs and a whole cafe haha.


tiniestjazzhands

But I am not a man So why no gf?


geffyfive

ST JOHN BOSCO MENTIONED!!! HE FR MY GOAT


SwainIsCadian

Now define "man" what what it means to be one without listing each and every possible man that ever lived.


UnknownEntity77

Adult human male strictly speaking, but in this case it refers to living a virtuous life of self-sacrifice.


Infused_Hippie

I did this and now have a kid. Guess god thought I was a good man but y no gf again 😅 answers soon I guess.


zzcolby

Please don't tell me there are people that think God owes them a girlfriend 💀


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learningtocatch22

So I guess Jesus and Paul weren't proven as men?


jtcordell2188

This is taken out of context. The most important relationship you need to pursue and be concerned with is with the Holy Trinity.


Recipe-Less

Said the priest


Dryden_Drawing

if God real y no dommy femboy?