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Yes, and it can be in NA too, like patting a kid on the head as a way of expressing approval or jostling their hair around a bit. Although you wouldn’t usually do that to a random kid you just met, and you also wouldn’t want to do it in the wrong situation lmao
So I googled for some synonyms of pet to use instead. Your other options, per google.
* Stroke children
* Caress children
* Fondle children
* Pat children
At least pat children sounds innocent enough, right?
Luckily I just googled 'pet synonyms', so I should be safe.
That said, petting is generally associated with a pet, right? In which case these are still just as bad. Did you caress your cat last night? Do you fondle Fido to clam him down?
I don't think the words are the issue here, simply the physical act is weird. Do you pet adults? It's a strange way to treat someone that justifiably raises questions.
Head pats count? But petting anything other than the top of the head does sound really weird. Pat on the back seems normal, but would that count as petting?
Yeah head pats count. I think back pats are a bit more understandable as we congratulate adults in that way. Patting someone's head just seems weird to me, especially when doing it to kids...
People say this system can lead to innocent people getting gunned down while trying to call a cab or order food from Olive Garden but maybe the systematic execution of nazis is worth it
Allowing the government to commit genocide of a political group by naming them terrorists because it disagrees with the general narrative is a very good way to allow the government to label people it doesn’t like as terrorists and kill them
The solution is to raise both arms. Then you can hail a car and look like you're trying to fly at the same time.
Edit: Basic Elementary school grammar.
I raised my hand in the school library as a young child in such a way that the librarian set me aside and taught me all about the Nazis. I really had no idea what was going on.
I don't think she should have been concerned from what I remember, but I do applaud her for being patient and taking the time to teach me.
It was really weird, but the followup was measured and informative. It's like she realized she had probably had a snap overreaction but decided to make the best of it. I actually appreciate it now that I'm older.
Okay but normally people don’t just assume a young child is doing a Nazi salute. They could’ve been reaching for a book, especially considering it’s a library
…then why did the person feel the need to explain to the kid what a Nazi was? It’d be even more strange if they just pulled random kids assigned to tell them that.
Because children innocently do things that may be offensive or inappropriate all the time, and it’s an educator’s job to explain those things. That’s how kids learn.
I mean, I kinda get it if you were super stiff and doing it the real way by accident, but just having your arm at that angle doesn't instantly make you look like a nazi. Pretty much no one at my school would raise their hand straight up
How else do you indicate how tall a horse is?
There was a late-nite show host (I forget which) that would ask guests to indicate how tall various animals were with their hand... until they get to "horse" and then see how long it took them to realize it.
I was a teenage edgelord, and to be funny I did the Nazi salute for the pledge of allegiance one day.
An administrator and the fucking principal himself walked in through the door while my hand was up.
My friend whispered my name, and I quickly bent my arm and made it look like I was brushing my hair.
With this one simple trick you won’t be caught.
The top 2 notches should not be Nazi, those are Taxi.
1. Who TF zeigheils that fucking hard? Not even /u/HitlerFanboy1488 Zeigs that hard.
2. Every time I see someone hail a taxi in RL and cenima, they are always around the top 2 red notches, a taxi can't fuckin see you hail it with your hand directly out front
Edit\* Shake your hand about as well. the zeig is stiff, not wavy. :)
Sit there awkwardly, making occasional eye contact, hoping they ask if everything is okay just so I can chicken out and tell them everything is perfect.
I accidentally entered the nazi zone when the underside of my arm got itchy. I was walking down the street and I think a few people in their front yards saw me 💀
My friend at work could not decide whether to salute me or point at me as we passed by and he went into the danger zone as shown. I asked what meetings he's been going to
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Should also avoid the "Pet Children" zone.
Pet children sounds weird
Especially if your a lolicon fan
It would be weird to be a fan of a fan of lolis, just because that fan of lolis is a fan and not because that fan is someone wirth to be a fon of.
you're*
that's like half of anime watchers
Don’t call children “lolis”, please. It’s weird.
He didn't tho
When did they do that?
“Touch children”
🤨
📸
It’s normal to touch other people’s children in other cultures. I think in South America it is. Things like a slap on the back or ruffling hair.
Yes, and it can be in NA too, like patting a kid on the head as a way of expressing approval or jostling their hair around a bit. Although you wouldn’t usually do that to a random kid you just met, and you also wouldn’t want to do it in the wrong situation lmao
Tossle their locks
Fondle their hair
Tousle
"Akshoually" 🤓
I wanna have a pet child
In cage with seeds, water, a perch and a mirror to play with. Very noisy. Makes a "help! Help!" Tweeting noise
sus
Only if they’re your kids/nephews/nieces
It feels weirder
So I googled for some synonyms of pet to use instead. Your other options, per google. * Stroke children * Caress children * Fondle children * Pat children At least pat children sounds innocent enough, right?
Those are not good alternatives.
I'd say they're slightly if not notoriously worse.
You googled that and now you're on a list
Luckily I just googled 'pet synonyms', so I should be safe. That said, petting is generally associated with a pet, right? In which case these are still just as bad. Did you caress your cat last night? Do you fondle Fido to clam him down?
always has been
I don't think the words are the issue here, simply the physical act is weird. Do you pet adults? It's a strange way to treat someone that justifiably raises questions.
Head pats count? But petting anything other than the top of the head does sound really weird. Pat on the back seems normal, but would that count as petting?
Yeah head pats count. I think back pats are a bit more understandable as we congratulate adults in that way. Patting someone's head just seems weird to me, especially when doing it to kids...
I think I'm a human and I'd like to be pat on my head
Pets are children... Better than human children anyway
Skull emoji ❗☠
Especially if you have more than 10 million subscribers
Or a minecraft youtuber
Or just a youtuber
Or anyone even slightly famous
Wait, why?
Dammit Joe
“Downlow” high five zone
Goblin punch zone
You missed a one between Rest and pet dog... Edit: 'Take my energy' award lolll.
« Pet yourself »
That's no pettin that's strangling the livin soul out of it
What kinda techniques you usin bruh
Self love ones
Strangling it doesn't seem like one lol In most cases
I love to strangle my dangle
The gorilla grip epidemic 💀
the death grip
Brother go easy on it. You gonna kill it and get that death grip sheesh
Hold **[T]** to stroke yourself.
F
"Task failed successfully"
Happy cock day
Thx
You just melee’d yourself
This activated the respect yourself song in my head
pet ur lil sonny
Feed the ducks, distribute some free literature
There’s a thing as too much horn talk and a fella ought to be aware of it
Pet dong
Penalty kick
Why does he have so many arms
Idk he's general grevious
Hello there.
General Cannoli...
You are the creamy one
Hello There
Wheezing intensified
So that he can do six nazi salute
He is related to the guy da Vinci drew.
Vitruvian Nazi Man
Hmm.. that's very *Strange* isn't it?
da Vinci's, Human Body v2
Da Vinki!?!?
Spiderman
It is the US. You have the *right* to bear arms. Especially right arms.
To rub his protractor cock.
May be because he is biblically accurate
Me when I get shot while trying to call a taxi (I put my arm 1° too high)
People say this system can lead to innocent people getting gunned down while trying to call a cab or order food from Olive Garden but maybe the systematic execution of nazis is worth it
Allowing the government to commit genocide of a political group by naming them terrorists because it disagrees with the general narrative is a very good way to allow the government to label people it doesn’t like as terrorists and kill them
He sounds very much like a nazi commie. Shoot him lads
Judge Blackstone would like to have a word with you
Who calls a taxi with a horizontal arm anyway?
Koreans. I’m sure this is how you flag down taxis in many other countries too.
The solution is to raise both arms. Then you can hail a car and look like you're trying to fly at the same time. Edit: Basic Elementary school grammar.
heil a car
R Kelly: "I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the 14 year old girl ..."
Heil . . . a cab for me please.
David Bowie moment
Gotta do the two finger hail between a 100 and 120 degree angle.
I raised my hand in the school library as a young child in such a way that the librarian set me aside and taught me all about the Nazis. I really had no idea what was going on. I don't think she should have been concerned from what I remember, but I do applaud her for being patient and taking the time to teach me.
Did she have flashbacks or some shit? Who randomly does that when they see someone raising their hand in school that way?
Probably more of a “Hey, I don’t think you mean anything by it but I want to explain to you why that gesture may upset some people.”
Ah okay, just the way the comment was worded and how it sounded made it seem really weird.
It was really weird, but the followup was measured and informative. It's like she realized she had probably had a snap overreaction but decided to make the best of it. I actually appreciate it now that I'm older.
Okay but normally people don’t just assume a young child is doing a Nazi salute. They could’ve been reaching for a book, especially considering it’s a library
Again, it _really_ doesn’t sound like anyone assumed they were deliberately doing a Nazi salute. I’m not sure why that’s the conclusion you drew.
…then why did the person feel the need to explain to the kid what a Nazi was? It’d be even more strange if they just pulled random kids assigned to tell them that.
Because children innocently do things that may be offensive or inappropriate all the time, and it’s an educator’s job to explain those things. That’s how kids learn.
You still don’t pull a kid aside for a lecture about Nazis for no reason
Not for no reason, to explain why a gesture is inappropriate.
I agree because I'm the some people 😅
Where exactly did she pet you?
I mean, I kinda get it if you were super stiff and doing it the real way by accident, but just having your arm at that angle doesn't instantly make you look like a nazi. Pretty much no one at my school would raise their hand straight up
I’m going into that zone
How else do you indicate how tall a horse is? There was a late-nite show host (I forget which) that would ask guests to indicate how tall various animals were with their hand... until they get to "horse" and then see how long it took them to realize it.
when measuring height, make sure your hand parallel to the ground.
I was a teenage edgelord, and to be funny I did the Nazi salute for the pledge of allegiance one day. An administrator and the fucking principal himself walked in through the door while my hand was up. My friend whispered my name, and I quickly bent my arm and made it look like I was brushing my hair. With this one simple trick you won’t be caught.
360° suck your own dick
[Very hip](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGReiOyC4KI)
"have you seen Kyle? He's about this tall"
"How high do Axis Deer jump? This high."
You don’t reach your arm out, you hold your hand just in front of you and kind of angle your arm to fit that.
Who tf calls a taxi with their arm at a 90 degree angle?
Depends on what country you are in
Guess where in the world we hail the bus.
Nobody.
‘Pet Children’ wtf?
It refers to patting a child's head, but it does sound weird yea
Tell me that’s not what it is
Someone should have told the Romans back in ancient times they were doing the nazi salute
Who do you think Nazi was trying to copy?
Hitler. They were copying Hitler.
No more Front Lateral Raises. Goodbye delts and traps
Where did wanking off vanish to ?
Well, they chose to include "Pet Children" for some fucking reason, and you can't really have "Wanking Off" on the same scale.
Oh, fair play. Makes sense.
Tbf, you have a valid point: jerking it really is a huge factor when considering common arm movements. Just not near kids.
Yes. A safer environment is the need of the hour 🗿🤝🏻
Pet children / choke your chicken. Yeah no, agreed, that's not exactly right.
Always jerk off with your arm straight?
Umm, you got a good point there. I'm surprised it didnt come to my mind :/
My hand never leaves the red zoneO/
Si supieran como le pedimos al chofer de un colectivo que pare acá en Argentina
Saludos desde Rio de Janeiro hermano
Hail 141!
No existe más amigo, ahora es 145
Raising your hand straight up like that to call a water is a psycho move
A lot of 'accidental Nazi' can be avoided by using your elbow.
Suddenly, a lot of students are calling for the waiter in class whenever the teacher asks a question.
Arm behind for running like Naruto
If it continued a bit longer we’d get to ‘Naruto run’ territory.
Pet children.
Bending your arm slightly have you don't have to worry about this at all
You probably shouldn't call your waiter like that either.
No
Who tf calls taxis like that
The top 2 notches should not be Nazi, those are Taxi. 1. Who TF zeigheils that fucking hard? Not even /u/HitlerFanboy1488 Zeigs that hard. 2. Every time I see someone hail a taxi in RL and cenima, they are always around the top 2 red notches, a taxi can't fuckin see you hail it with your hand directly out front Edit\* Shake your hand about as well. the zeig is stiff, not wavy. :)
Where's the shooting zone?
Holy shit that man has at LEAST 12 arms.
I'm sorry, why is no one talking about the taxi hand being straight forward? I have never seen that, it's always as high as calling a waiter.
Call taxi should be “bless someone like the pope”
What about the Macarena?
Back stroke is all of them
Only if you stop time just right.
Shame the Nazis took that gesture. Would've been a perfect greeting during the pandemic.
bending your elbow makes it "non-verbally thanking drivers for stopping at the crosswalk."
90° is not call taxi. Closer to the top two
With a bended elbow you can avoid that zone entirely and yet still pet all the horses your heart desires
270° = go to Hospital
i now love the color red
The forbidden 88°
Please don’t call your waiter this way. They’re doing their best and raising your hand to get their attention is just a dick move.
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Sit there awkwardly, making occasional eye contact, hoping they ask if everything is okay just so I can chicken out and tell them everything is perfect.
People pet children? ...like, like you would on a dog?
Pet children 💀
Yo we made a nazi zone?
I accidentally entered the nazi zone when the underside of my arm got itchy. I was walking down the street and I think a few people in their front yards saw me 💀
Moving your fist from rest to petting dog on the radius would feel good for a guy
I’s rather avoid untermensch/s
Why would I want to avoid it, that’s the best position out of all of them.
Shit, this make semaphore signalling much more difficult.
Pet dog or
My friend at work could not decide whether to salute me or point at me as we passed by and he went into the danger zone as shown. I asked what meetings he's been going to
RIP shelves above shoulder height
Or just change where your palm is facing.
However if you bend your wrist down in the Nazi zone it becomes the fabulous zone
Where is 'waving to your friend that is way over there'
Nazi intersects with judo chop though
There is definitely a curb your enthusiasm episode plot in the high five /nazi zone.
It's actually my School morning assembly stance