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Gold-Experience-9391

How about you just drink straight from the fuckin' glass


kungfoocraig

What, like an animal?!


Grabatreetron

It's not about the straw, it's about the lid. People don't want to worry about spills when they have a drink on the go. And in cinemas and event venues, no lid drinks would be a shitshow to clean up. I say we make the cup paper instead.


Useless_Fox

Whenever someone says "just drink out of the cup" it makes me wonder if they've never been in a car at any point in their life. edit: Yes I'm aware that sippy cup coffee lids exist. Those are **still lids**. We're talking about how cups need **lids**.


chisk643

have you not seen coffee cups that don’t come straws?


Useless_Fox

I'm talking about the people that say "just drink out of the cup normally, why do you need a straw". The answer is because cups need lids, be it the straw kind or the coffee sippy cup kind.


chisk643

that’s fair,


nyaasgem

I've never drank from a cup in a car at any point in my life.


BalloonManNoDeals

[Lemme blow your mind.](https://tse1.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.vlvbrfjOtEjW56sFz6VrEgHaHa)


2rfv

I've got a metal thermos style cup with a BPA free straw in my car. I used to feel self conscious taking it into convenience stores to refill it with water. But I've gotten to where I'm comfortable taking it into fast-casual restaurants with me (places like Qdoba and CoreLife) for water instead of using their cup and straw. It bugs me that drive thrus won't fill it for me though.


Useless_Fox

Yeah annoying that drive thrus won't fill it up, but I can see why restaraunts wouldn't like the idea of people bringing in reusable water bottles. Broke high school teens would 100% try to fill up "water bottles" with soda.


-Ashera-

There's lids that have little openings to sip through, why don't they use those? A lot of coffee places have them


Yorunokage

Unless you drive for literal hours every day i'm sure you can have your drink before or after driving Even on longer trips i just drink from my water bottle whenever i stop to a traffic light or whatever, it's not that hard


StyloFM

Haven't some places used like a wax paper cup? I don't know if it still uses a plastic layer, but I've seen them decompose within a reasonable time frame


KraZyGOdOFEccHi

Bro hasnt seen a sippy cup in their life


Chick3nugg3tt

Nahh not the paper cups. It’s already hard enough dealing with the current ones when they start leaking. Or maybe it’s just me.. yh just me.


Cainga

It really has nothing to do with straws besides a feel good thing. Corporations could vastly cut down on plastic or switch to some other materials but they don’t want to.


SFLADC2

I like the starbucks alternatives they've started rolling out that are just like a coffee cup lid.


Accurate_Variety659

Listen.. Drinking with straws just feel special ya know? Like we drink water from glass, but now you’re watching some movie with some cola.. using a straw just hits differently


Unexpected-raccoon

No can do Chief I use a home made carved wood straw Makes me feel fancy


CarpetH4ter

Milkshake and smoothies are often way too chunky to drink straight from the cup/glass.


petalidas

And iced coffee. I mean like freddo espresso/freddo cappuccino, not the ice-cream ones (Well maybe them too I guess) . I'd rather not have a ton of ice on my lips each time I take a small sip


Affectionate_Panic14

But boba tea without boba straw is not the same :(((


Geikerw

Or metal straw


KidOcelot

Just dont use it while walking. There’s people who slipped while sipping through metal straws and it wasn’t pretty


Specter_Knight05

You might say they deepthroat a robo C0CK... (not Sorry) Yeah my parents always gave me that fear whenever i was with something like a straw and was walking fast so yeah not pretty at all


scorpiknox

You can swear on here. Just type "cock."


Specter_Knight05

ROBO COCK


2rfv

Gotta admit I'm a bit scared of metal straws.


Education_Aside

I like to pour my drink in a bowl and lick it


Miles_1173

Found the khajiit.


Spam666god

Frozen drinks like slushies and thick shakes are much easier to drink through a straw.


Negative_Designer_34

Drinking with a straw is better for your teeth


blueidea365

Then you have to dodge ice cubes and stuff


InitialBN

Slurpee


SSB_Kyrill

better yet, straight from the tap (we got clean tap water here)


Miles_1173

I wonder what it's like to be able to drink tap water without having to boil it vigorously for several minutes before letting it cool, then putting it through a filter.


angrycoffeeuser

Ooh we have mr Big Boy here


Krynzo

My milkshake and slush? Noooooo thanks.


TheTwistedHero1

Hard to drink a milkshake from the glass without making a mess


BeastlyIncineroar

Skip the glass, drink straight from the dispenser/container.


onichow_39

What about boba tea what about carton drinks


destroyerOfTards

How about you shut the duck up


Agent666-Omega

I'd do that if they have a chilled option instead of just iced and hot. I want a cold drink without the ice. Also how the fuck am I suppose to suck up boba without a straw?


HereBecauseBored

Why waste glass if you can just drink straight from puddle?


TheInscrutableFufy

If there's ice or the drink is too cold, it hurts my teeth. I imagine it's the same for others


BirbMaster1998

What if my drink has whipped cream in it?


scorpiknox

Sensitive teeth are sensitive.


Cainga

Really doesn’t work with ice. Which I actually prefer no ice by the corporations want to water down our beverages to save a couple cents.


TempestRQ

Why waste resources making cups? How about you just drink straight from your fuckin' hands


durrtyurr

If they stopped making straws today, it would be months, if not years, before I ever even noticed them missing.


Becants

It’s the ice that’s the problem for me. If there’s ice in the drink I want a straw so I’m not constantly spitting ice back into the glass.


fairyPlushy

Plasticstraw - Plastic = Straw How about using normal ordinary straw again.


SSB_Kyrill

Like dried grass? Sure, if it works. It is the most eco friendly version


loulan

I'm really curious as to how well it works actually.


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rillip

How expensive would they be to cultivate? I imagine the physical footprint would probably be a lot larger than that of the factories required for plastic straws.


GoatTnder

Apparently a byproduct from wheat production, so no appreciable land requirements at the current scale.


Worstshacobox

like that`s why they are called straws iirc


Angry_argie

They exist! And they're good, they don't melt like the paper ones. The ones I had on my iced coffee were wheat stems. Simple yet effective.


jrmtn38

I went to a coffee shop in Oregon that did this. It was interesting


dramaticfool

Actually reminds me of a cafe which used hollowed out straws that looked like tiny bamboo. It's possible for sure.


Linti

https://sugarcanestraw.com/vancouver-bylaw-no-pla-sugarcane-drinking-straws/ These straws feel like plastic, but are biodegradable, they're awesome.


xThatWhiteGuy

I love these straws, so few places use them.


SoggyAssCucumber

Are they biodegradable like you need expensive chemical processes or are they actually biodegradable in I can throw these in the compost without issue? Not critiquing, I'm actually curious.


Linti

You can eat them! I'm pretty sure you can just toss them in the compost, although I'm sure the website I linked has the details you're looking for


Secret-Ad-7909

This is kinda where my head went. For a while I was buying compostable plastic trash bags and they would break down in a couple weeks in my compost pile. Like an eco friendly straw doesn’t have to last a whole lot longer than a paper straw to be much more user friendly.


Klaatwo

>Our products are made from sugarcane bagasse, coffee grounds, bamboo, rice husk, tea residue and other plant-based waste. >Renouvo products are compostable; some are even home compostable. When you use a Renouvo product, you directly reduce waste and damage to our environment. >Our products have been certified by Biodegradable Products Institute (BPI). Compostable, no chemicals added. Indeed their site does. Don’t know that they sound like something you’d want to eat but they are apparently compostable.


kakrofoon

PLA takes forever to compost in a regular compost heap. It needs industrial composting temperatures - they're about 30 degrees fahrenheit higher (170 vs 140). It does break down under sunlight, though.


xswzaq44321

it degrades by itself. Source: I used to have some and I put them in the drawer for too long


tanzmeister

Can confirm, just drank a smoothie with one. Worked perfectly.


destroyerOfTards

What about eatable straws? Best of all worlds.


Linti

You can eat these, but they're not that tasty.. are you talking about like, twizzlers where you chomp off either end? Or other foods you make straws from?


Miles_1173

Red vines make great straws! Can't stand twizzlers though. Aren't they solid cored anyway?


Bananak47

For parties we sometimes bought eatable straws. They tasted like sweet lemons


AzGames08

interesting, i think i'm gonna look into this


NapsterKnowHow

Agave straws work well too!


H4LF4D

Remember seeing it quite a bit. It's an excellent straw, only major drawback being crunchy instead, so pretty easy to break comparing to both plastic and paper straw. Though for the environment I can learn to stop wrestling with straws


Zan_Wild

I have bamboo straws, they work fantastically.


shit-in-my-hand

I have glass and metal, they are both very good but I prefer the glass because it's not as tough on the teeth


PM_ME_GLUTE_SPREAD

Glass and metal straws always end up making me nervous about chipping a tooth or cracking it and swallowing glass. I’ll use a paper straw if I don’t plan to have a lot to drink. I usually have it drank by the time the paper starts to degrade. Otherwise, I’ll drink from the glass itself. Bamboo and pasta straws are also some nice alternatives imo.


nyaasgem

uhhhh why are you biting the straw?


PM_ME_GLUTE_SPREAD

Not from biting! Just a general fear that as I’m going for a drink it’ll hit a tooth lol


skillywilly56

Yeah if someone bumps you from behind a glass or metal straw is gonna perforate the back of your throat fantastically. I just drink from the cup or whatever as really wtf is the point of a straw? It’s original purpose was to sieve out crap from liquids like old school beers which had sediment you didn’t want to stir up into the liquid but has no purpose other wise.


AzGames08

I have some metal straws but with a rubber top so it's not hard on the teeth and can't stab you, would recommend, they're quite easy to wash as well


LorryToTheFace

I rest my paper straw on top of the cup, and I ly I sert it to drink. Lasts the whole meal that way. If you have a cup with a lid then you can pull the straw up until it's out of the drink.


Error-8675

Call the doctor. I just had a stroke.


MC_Minnow

I can hlep. I jsut nede oyu ot tasy lacm nad berathe.


Vespasian79

That’s just too much work, and as someone else pointed out I don’t want to do that while driving


Miles_1173

A fellow phone typer I see!


derbre5911

Straws made from dried pasta, aka semolina. Pressed wood or plant fiber often contains glue that is anything else than healthy and often not biodegradable.


TooOld2DieYoung

But what if I’m drinking boiling water? The straw gets limp…


Akashagangadhar

“Glued plant fiber” Paper with extra steps You can use natural glues but that would be a cardboard straw ig.


FurdTerguson33

Plywood straws


cyrusasu

Now with more sawdust!


Ertz012

Noodles


Nidh0g

The bamboo ones are great


MediumConnection9688

Paper straws with microplastics in them


KANGladiator

Rice straws


twogaysnakes

I love traveling to the USA and having plastic bags and straws back.


ShawshankException

I miss plastic bags and I'm in the US. Stupid NY.


zahirano

Straw straw?


RaxZergling

We have. Agave straws are fucking bomb. Made from the byproduct of making tequila, so win-win.


demolitionherbie

Agave straws


drakeyboi69

Wax paper staws


sal_gub

Drink faster


Wonderful_Result_936

How about we make it a tradition to get your kid one good reusable cup when they're born and pass it down through families.


Piggy9896

Metal. Can be melted and remade into something else once you are done. Just gotta clean it well.


CaptainCunnalingus

Bamboo straws would the medium


TheInscrutableFufy

There are those agave straws I've used that are pretty neat


ghostfreckle611

Paper straws: I won’t last through this drink…


SpateF

Slurp it through a reed


thehappybub

There's those biodegradable plant fiber ones that at least don't dissolve in real time, but then if u bite them a little too hard it breaks and loses suction.


Bibi-Le-Fantastique

Plastic... Paper... **Plaster?**


xFrostBoltx

Glass, bamboo, metal, hard plastic, wood


Any_Brother7772

Bro, Just use long macaroni/bucatini


Alternative_Body4483

[Here](https://www.amazon.com/Compostable-Plant-Based-Straws-KTOB-Biodegradable-Plasticless/dp/B0B2WJR4B2/ref=sr_1_8?crid=32WHU7MCP402A&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.s6F5VTUsxZQgcPhRO3eOxLYIHkrHIuw0UXcrkH2Rxdb-PLPGi0-B2Uuh7FDYWuuBiyyXlAZlT4gdY7I-ilRCLLGWakrNx1tUvkdS8XVo9Z_5hecoT8QMQsCZ2O3MT-vfZGtLH0cU77nViXWXGf_hFv1nYQY8LKGqBcFIe0sr-rEZwMHQkJ6Q3v5QTSdP5k8H38Ngxb7B6-KZ4keMmrMjEAfR-MbWSznJmIkZz5OHWKb8U1Aj3WuhP5Xev3Lw45_fkTO9xfQkFt5vJkLn7w7wgZvLK7qy5IKtqn_JFwQsOmg.NzR9JI475KlvA9-23vaWtklEdOU2ET9Pe1NFrR9rLJo&dib_tag=se&keywords=compostable%2Bstraws&qid=1711819034&sprefix=compostable%2Bstaw%2Caps%2C207&sr=8-8&th=1)


DatDominican

Cardboard straws? ( or just keep reusable straws in your car I guess)


GigaChadZelensky

Me vs the guy she told me not to worry about


Deserter15

Maybe just recycle the plastic straws


--InZane--

5 minutes is a stretch


CarpetH4ter

How about biodegradable plastic straws? Or bioplastic straws? Or wax straws? Bamboo straws? Hemp straws?


FastenedCarrot

Spaget straws


DrakeTheSeigeEngine

Bamboo :)


Terraria_is_number1

The fact that plastic straws last 500 years is the problem:p


Dellta-aka-Connor

Plaper


SnooStories5095

5mins, that shit disintegrates within seconds of touching any liquid, did yours get a durability patch upgrade?


SnooStories5095

Fiberglass straws


Whatevet1

Leather straw


jyroman53

Metal Straws ?


SensitiveSharkk

I've never had an issue with paper straws. Are yall munching on them or something?


LightShyGuy

Laminated straws


Invoyail

What about seaweed or bamboo?


HatRemov3r

Cotton straws


Curmudgeonalysis

It would be cool to see these in places… hemp breaks down and doesn’t go limp like paper. Good ole weed saves the day!! https://www.hemptraders.com/P-STRAW1-p/p-straw1.htm


FredricaTheFox

Metal straw. It would be reusable like silverware, you can just take one with you wherever you go.


Wato1876

Bamboo straws work so well Or drinking from the glass


KingGamerlol

I’ve heard they’re doing shit with plants now


Hope-Upstairs

the fuck kinda paper straws do you get that last that long?


danilaost

Steel or glass reusable straws


stackfrost

S T E E L


Big_Hwoop

freeze the liquid and consume it in solid form like a real man


kulingames

pasta straw, lasts 3 weeks


open_hymer

Those again packed in plastic packs


Schootingstarr

restaurants could just introduce reusable straws. you know, metal or glass. but they don't want to clean those


FullMetalBob

Just made straws out of hemp


Massamusa

I use bamboo straws


denali1213

I wish I was a paper straw


klezart

Bamboo straws


[deleted]

Just make paper straws out of plastic Simple


BadSuperHeroTijn

Bamboo straws


Bricktobot

Bio-plastic straws, they're a bit rough, but they last in any drink, and are biodegradable


AnAtomicBomb22

I saw that Italy has again developed a perfect solution; pasta straws!! Durable, last enough to drink, and edible!!


Newgarboo

Wax


Karl_with_a_C

I've never had a problem with paper straws getting too soft. I tend to finish my drink within an hour. I can see it getting mushy after more than an hour maybe but idk what kind of paper straws you're using that fall apart in 5 minutes. I think they usually have some kind of wax coating or something so they don't get soft quickly. I actually prefer paper straws because I like the feeling of it in my mouth more than the plastic ones.


TManJhones

Bamboo straws or focus on making a plastic eating organism to clean the planet.


the_orange_alligator

Take an old magazine page, wrap it up nice and tight. Use a tiny piece of tape so it stays in shape. Should last you hours


jupiter_2703

Pasta straws


GDPIXELATOR99

Uranium straws so the user lasts 5 minutes. Cut out the middle man


PolishHadessss

They still last longer than me :(


_Ikerasu_

Glass straw.


logan_creepypasta

once had a warning on a (plastic) packaging for a paper straw: "straw dissolves in drink." What, am I supposed to drink the straw?


reTarBender

https://www.haystraws.com


Available-Damage5991

500 minutes.


alexdiezg

Since rich people fly in private jets and airlines flew empty planes during the pandemic to keep their routes, I want my plastic straws back


DrLeisure

Something something hemp


z617_art

Collapsible metal straw


United-Quiet-1647

Asbestos straw


AdvencedCrafts

Like a candy straw, that you can eat afterwards.


dancingpianofairy

This showed up right before the same showerthoughts in my feed, lol.


HAKX5

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. Metal straws are just better.


copper_wing

Bamboo


Thepurplepanther_

Bamboo?


Shagyam

There's a fastfood chain near me that sells all their drinks with strawless lids. Sure it's probably a money saving Tactic, but it's also less straws, so win?


bargle0

Oh the PFAS that they put in those stupid fucking paper straws will last long enough.


KG958453

Bamboo straw


6feet_fromtheedge

Seriously, get a metal or glass straw. Best part: You can put them in the freezer and have a cold sip even if the drink is warm.


My_redditaccount657

Drinking from the rim is superior


Admirable_Review_896

Seems I'm kind of an ambientalist


Crafty-Crafter

When I was little, I always thought straws are for kids and like specific needs (My mom used straws when she has lipsticks, etc.). I was pretty surprised to see adults sipping drinks with straws when I first come to the US. I would never imagined straws would be such big of a problem when you can just...use your mouth.


HereBecauseBored

Actual straw or reeds would be good imo...


So_what-u-douin

Plapper straws


BellRngR

This does nothing to repair the damage from printing weapons and tanks. Paper straws are bullshit.


TrickyGovernment3738

metal straws which will last 3 weeks and giv3 you titinus


yozaner1324

We should either use bamboo or bioplastic or just reusable metal or glass.


Drakojana

It's called just having your own reusable straw


skillywilly56

Metal straw- will literally pierce your brain and give you a free lobotomy but I’m recyclable yay! Just don’t slip.


Matygos

Metal straws?


CaptFalconFTW

"I will ban plastic straws to save ocean wildlife. Here, have a paper straw for your plastic cup and plastic lid."


ZedDead9631

bamboo straws


KobeJuanKenobi9

Just ditch straws altogether for most drinks imo. Reusable metal straws for things like bubble tea and iced cappuccinos. Sippy cups for everything else


Nightmare2448

a 50 year straw is what we need


Cesco89

Here is your alternative —> sayhaystraws.nl


DukeKarma

Metal Straws have been around for ages and theyre great unless you bump your teeth into them


SickViking

Glass straws, bamboo, metal, rice, sugarcane, reusable/recyclable plastic, silicone, agave,


KesterAssel

You could bring your own metal straw if you really need one.


odavinng

Just give everyone a pvc pipe. The ones under the sink break at fun times


Flemeron

Metal straws:


KoopaTrooper5011

\*I *won't* last 5 minutes.