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KeepingDankMemesDank

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LambentCookie

"I'm not wearing hockey pads" Idk, I've never spoken to a girl


grif650

Slut


Blibbobletto

"I'm not wearing panties." "WHERE ARE THEY?"


Purg33m

Don't worry girls aren't real BIRDS NEITHER


PriorDetective4285

And u see a dong hanging 😏


Wajana

😋


TheOddPelican

NOM NOM NOM


Bobyyyyyyyghyh

CHOMP


TomTheDuckGuy

You must have been looking pretty hard


Wacokidwilder

She was also look’n pretty hard


Suchasomeone

Very Thundergun


MrNobody_0

Hey, either way I'm happy.


rockyivjp

God I hate that movie


f8Negative

So does Conan


Nosirrah08

Thanks paul rudd


super__hoser

No way. It was brilliant on MST3K.


rockyivjp

I actually enjoy a lot of the movies they watch even without them riffing on them. this one tho.... not even MST3K made it watchable I also think this is the only movie so bad its good (jason brant on youtube) and MST3K both watched


Zircon_72

"Eric!" 🧑‍🦽💦🏞️


OhMyTummyHurts

Movie? I thought it was a film-length McDonalds ad


EmployEquivalent2671

Guys, don't let a $20 sundress become a 20 years of alimony payments for you


SharkDad20

This. Don’t do it. Trust me, I’m married. Just make sure your personalities mesh well, and she makes you want to be a better person and loves you deeply. Then you will be just like me, not having to worry about 20 years of alimony payments


super__hoser

Less likely to get her preggers if ya go in the back door. 


Karl_with_a_C

So that's what that smell is!


merrell0

this is such a virgin-tier reply


Karl_with_a_C

I agree


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Don't turn the seat heaters on


Everydaywhiteboy

No one in here gets laid post this debauchery somewhere else.


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***narrator*** - he was in fact not excited once he saw it


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TrashCanKSI

/10


Wesgizmo365

Paul Rudd has entered the chat


ContactIcy3963

Heh. Sundresses gone wild wants to have a chat


jrbobdobbs333

Mac and me!


Marble_Turret

Childhood memory unlocked


brainbrick

Dont let a 10$ dress become a 10k $ a year child support


Throwawaysfordaboys

so anyway, here's a clip...


eMmDeeKay_Says

And then you push her wheelchair off a cliff?


PetraBeasleyeecq

CoooLLL


Kenneth_Lay

"Let's see..."


yiggydiggy420

"I know I can smell it"


Kuhneel

... You troll Conan again?


henaradwenwolfhearth

Well put some on then. The panty shot is the exciting part


Ribbitmoment

It literally means nothing


Mesterjojo

Does she need to tell you? I thought sundress = open for business? Have I been wrong all these decades?


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TomTheDuckGuy

A woman telling you that she's not wearing panties makes someone a sex offender?


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TomTheDuckGuy

I didn't. Probably because I'm a 50 year old sex offender on FB (that is a joke as well)