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KeepingDankMemesDank

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DangusKh4n

Yea that particular answer probably ain't making it onto Fox News lol


Mangleovania

Can we fuck off with the political posts? It's fucking annoying seeing political posts almost every other day on a meme sub where political memes aren't even allowed


VESUVlUS

Humans, like most animals, are driven by incentives. This is exactly why mods exist in the first place; if there's an advantage, it should be expected that people will try to exploit it. I'm not saying the offenders aren't to blame, but I am saying that if the mods aren't enforcing the rules, then you should be mad at them too.


Mods_Wet_The_Bed_3

thanks for saying "wtf mods" in the most annoyingly condescending redditor way possible


Mangleovania

I am, I was gonna write a whole segment on it but it would have been too long and I was eating anyway


tiger32kw

Every sub eventually becomes a political propaganda sub if the mods let it happen


I_might_be_weasel

For real. Let's all discuss our opinions on abortion instead.


ghostface1693

I guess my thoughts on abortion are, you know, let’s just all have a good time.


No_Refuse5806

My opinion is yes. Regardless of the situation, the solution is abortion. The moon? Abort. Mission Impossible? Obviously abort. That person who said something you didn’t like? They’re a bort.


imperfectionlad

Let me wear my "My Body, My Choice" shirt first


I_might_be_weasel

Ok, but it won't sway my startling opinions.


Jr-Is-Bored

This is the course for every subreddit on this godforsaken app, especially the ones based around humor. Miserable mfs will eventually find every sub that gets big and just start infesting it with some dumb political shit no one actually came here to see.


Mygaffer

There was literally a presidential debate last night.  Use the voting system if you don't like it.


PhysicalGunMan

Not everyone here is from the states


MildlySaltedTaterTot

Womp womp


Mangleovania

I don't like that I can't vote for anyone that's a good candidate


LuxaHero

ai is running out of ideas


I_am_monkeeee

Wtf, is this related to the American debate? What the fuck are American politics?


THapps

an argument about Golf occurred during the end of the debate between the two presidential candidates we live in an irl reality show with cheating lies and outrageous happenings going on all the time, maybe aliens are controlling the U.S and use it as a fun show to air back home


Deadly_Flipper_Tab

*conservative political memes aren't even allowed.


PremiumPerson

Womp womp


TreesAndTrucks

But the debate was literally a meme


Rabidpikachuuu

It's an election year. Also, no one is making you use reddit.


Mangleovania

No one's making me use reddit, right, but like, literally every other platform is full of this shit too? At least certain subreddits have rules against this sort of stuff but what pisses me off is seeing this in a subreddit that is \*supposed\* to be dedicated to posting dank memes, not political stuff I don't care about, and I would certainly would care about it even less if I wasn't an american. Saying that "no one is making you use reddit" is bullshit because you see all this stuff too outside of the internet and it's quite annoying.


The-White-Dot

$130k, that all? That's pretty cheap compared to Prince Andrew. He paid £12m to someone he "never met".


SolidusTengu

[he’s a sweaty nonce](https://youtu.be/DFu8P7teOt8?si=9Ilq2-IkyZd3YTeH)


Schnitzel1337

Trump is a good business man


No_Locksmith_4520

The art of the deal


ahamel13

Plenty of famous people settle with NDA when they're not guilty just to get the story to go away.


Hoshef

Yeah I was gonna say this probably happens quite a bit just to prevent scandals from happening, even if they aren’t true


Jared_from_Quiznos

NDA’s work both ways


Dapper_Fix_8287

Is there some significance to the porn star? If he did or didn’t. Who tf cares? Is there some political background with her that I missed or something?


mandy009

Pollsters on the left side of the bed trying to read minds.


West-orion

What if the pornstar lied ?


mandy009

Then she perjured herself on the witness stand. If that's the case.


PAT_The_Whale

He still paid her, we have business record to prove that. So why would he pay a porn star?


DJZbad93

Maybe (just playing devils advocate here) she was running her mouth lying about him and he paid her to stop?


Steel_Cube

Who did what?


Nevurianfull

Bad post zzz


picklemick82

None of this makes sense, if I got to bang a porn star, I'd be bragging.


helpfixbillyshouse

Is anyone in these comments aware that Stormy Daniels also says they didnt have sex? Both sides say it didnt happen.


PH1L20

How is it that she isn't in trouble for bribery? Just curious....nothing political!


phlebface

Trump is a genious. Most his voters are not logical thinkers, so if you spin the argument so it needs logic to analyse, voters just give up and focus on the he didn't have sex part, and neglect the payment as a triviality keeping the voters loyal. Don't hate the player, hate the game


Bytes_0

Why is reddit full of anti trump posts today just fuck off every fuking sub it's trump biden trump biden let me enjoy some shit posts not these political propagandas


duMb-pLus_uLtra

It’s the day after the debate, I’m sure it will die down soon and you’ll be fine.


slyfly5

lol if you think anti Trump posts will slow down after today you haven’t been on reddit the past 8 years


ResQ_

"political propaganda" I have a feeling you don't really understand that one of these candidates is literally going to turn the US into an autocracy and the other one is.. old. Yeah. Just old.


Justin2478

Both of them are old as fuck they're only 3 years apart


waxonwaxoff87

The guy the Reddit echo chamber put their hopes and dreams into was a glorified fly catcher last night. They are trying to cope.


Eguy24

No one likes Biden dude. He’s just our only option that isn’t trying to turn the US into an authoritarian regime


waxonwaxoff87

Just like Mitt Romney wanted to put black Americans in chains? And George Bush was going to bring in an authoritarian regime?


Eguy24

The Republican Party didn’t propose a massive collection of policies saying that they would do those exact things back then. They did now.


waxonwaxoff87

More project 2025 propaganda? It’s a think tank.


Eguy24

>”Project 2025's advisory board consists of "a broad coalition of over 80 conservative organizations"—mainly conservative think tanks, as well as several universities and the magazine The American Conservative. As of February 2024, the project has over 100 partner organizations. Notable authors of the project's Mandate for Leadership include many officials and advisors from the Trump administration. The leaders of this project began recruiting people for future government posts in the event of a Republican victory at the 2023 Iowa State Fair.” Yeah. It’s definitely just a think tank.


waxonwaxoff87

Yes it is. What are those organizations? Would you be surprised that a religious organization would be anti abortion? They are looking for people to run like any other think tank, meaning they haven’t had anyone elected. Those advisors are no longer in any administration.


Eguy24

You seem to have ignored the second half of my comment. It’s a think tank that is actively preparing for government takeover.


waxonwaxoff87

All think tanks try to influence people running. Getting a couple candidates is hardly a takeover.


Glove-These

Id rather have a pseudosapient figurehead as a president than a known fraudulent racist criminal as a president that's just me tho


waxonwaxoff87

First requirement of a job is to be able to function.


Glove-These

It's the President of the United States being decided here. Incompetent is better than Malicious.


waxonwaxoff87

Incompetent is more dangerous. A malicious person has limits. An incompetent person will keep acting convinced that they are doing the right thing.


Eguy24

A malicious person will know they are doing the wrong thing and keep doing it anyway


waxonwaxoff87

And one day their malice will be satiated, but the incompetent will strive onward convinced they are fixing the world.


PAT_The_Whale

Lmao, Trump is 79, his malice won't be satiated. It has been his main drive for his entire life. Also, Trump isn't competent. His handling of COVID proved that. His foreign policy, notably trade deals, proved that. His appointments proved that. Joe is very old, yes. 82 isn't an easy age. But at least Biden works with his administration to get stuff done and help the country. And objectively, they are succeeding at that.


waxonwaxoff87

Objectively they are not but you are free to believe you are on the winning team.


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Mr_Idont-Give-A-damn

I get you fam. Even worse, I don't even live in the US, so seeing all the political posts is even more annoying


woailyx

So she doesn't say you had sex?


Technical_Disk6433

Wouldn't have to pay if it didn't happen tho.


Bitter_Mongoose

Hookers get paid for their time. Anything else that occurs happens between two consenting adults. ;) 👍


Technical_Disk6433

Yeah you're right, trumps the kinda guy who couldn't get it up or finishes in 2 seconds and then spends the rest of the time crying


Bitter_Mongoose

Legit.


woailyx

She can still say it happened even if it didn't happen


Technical_Disk6433

It could still have happened even if he said it didn't happen.


woailyx

Sure, it could have happened, but the fact that he didn't want her saying it happened isn't evidence that it happened


duMb-pLus_uLtra

He could sue for defamation if she said it happened but it didn’t. Donald Trump has a long history of doing that. You need the NDA if it did happen.


woailyx

He could, but suing for defamation doesn't undo the damage to one's reputation. And it's very hard to make a defamation case stick when you're famous. Look what happened to Johnny Depp, he lost like a decade of his career that he'll never get back. Ounce of prevention and all that.


duMb-pLus_uLtra

Donald Trump has been involved in over 4,000 lawsuits over more than 30 years, and a significant number of these involve defamation claims or threats against media organizations and individuals. You act like he’s some noob on NDAs and defamation cases who can be forgiven for not knowing which was the best route to take here.


woailyx

Yeah, I'm not saying he's not litigious, I'm saying defamation cases are hard to win, and even when you win you still kind of lose. Trump as much as anyone would rather not need a lawsuit than win a lawsuit


duMb-pLus_uLtra

He knew what he was doing and had **never** shied away from threatening or following through on a defamation case. But go ahead believe one of Donald Trump’s many affairs from when he was a registered Democrat didn’t happened because it’s political not advantageous at the moment; your choice.


Technical_Disk6433

Why would you pay someone to keep quiet if they'd otherwise have no reason or motivation to say anything


woailyx

The Mafia comes to your shop and says "nice shop, shame if it caught fire", why would you pay them if you're careful about fire safety?


Technical_Disk6433

Then how come he didn't pay off anyone to hush about his 34 felonies? How come he's gotta pay off this one but nothing else he did?


PAT_The_Whale

Anyone could say that it happened. By your own logic, why isn't he giving everybody money? Where's my money?


MachiavelliSJ

By that logic, couldnt anybody do this?