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Mackowaty007

Deaf people can't hear you man...


DoggoChann

To tell someone something you just need to give them information. It doesn't need to be spoken. "communicate information, facts, or news to someone in spoken or written words."


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[deleted]

In sign language man….


Wasilur_Memes

How they reading sign language if they deaf?


spaceodyssey2

They can read my ass lips though.


Nicetro_WoF

Damn you ass has lips?


jkz69

Wait, you don't?


PronunciationIsKey

[relevant xkcd](http://www.xkcd.com/37)


noahvz123

Not relevant here though


ABirthingPoop

How is that relevant


ayyyypizzzarollls

Just use braille smh


Gladmitter

Have you tried writing?


NextGenesis88

That’s part of the meme.


naughtydino56

Deaf people when I tell them erections make noise


DarthTroop3r

Menace to society


[deleted]

Good movie, depicted a real life urban serial killer but got labeled as gangster instead because of how he killed people


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spaceodyssey2

**BOING!**


Gingerstachesupreme

I think I’d tell them it just makes a constant screaming noise. “Hey girl you look fine in that dress” *muffled screaming erupts from pants*


SoCuteShibe

Gives me Rick and Morty screaming sun vibes.


Gingerstachesupreme

*Exactly* how I heard it in my head


SEX_CEO

Awooga


garmageddonn

What would that sound like!???


wildbeast47

*Lightsaber noise*


TgagHammerstrike

_Anakin vs. The Younglings._


Coalas01

Oh No, Anakin what are you doing?


PlaceboPlauge091

*Slide Whistle*


naughtydino56

Vvvvvvvvwoop


SlimTeezy

A creaky floorboard


aaaaacount

[Schwing](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/a6/92/4d/a6924d7da9cff4b2be914705c75c6fff.jpg)


darklordzack

[Boing](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4c4BBYiYjo)


bozeke

Like Yoshi jumping: “Bring-Pah!”


SoCuteShibe

https://youtu.be/MYQ0bwjZLDg


PM_me_fascist_memes

Blind people when i tell them farts are visible


1jl

I mean mine are


ishouldworkatm

That’s why white underwear are not a thing


1jl

Not for long


MSGinSC

My friend's dad is deaf. They were eating in a restaurant and his dad kept popping them out. My friend told his dad. "Everybody can hear you farting." His dad signed back. "So, I can't hear them." Then kept right on farting and eating.


UktraPotatoMaster321

HAHA, that just made my day


SnooLobsters678

Sounds like a douchebag


ABirthingPoop

Right


Blindpew86

Yea sounds like dudes a pig. Have a little respect for other people eating, they didn't ask for that bullshit and god forbid they smell.


J-Dabbleyou

Lol my friend has two deaf parents actually and believe it or not, if you ask them to stop farting loudly in public, they do and apologize. What the hell is wrong with your friends dad?


MSGinSC

I think his give-a-damn is busted.


Bombkirby

So he can’t hear what?


MSGinSC

Well, anything. He's deaf.


blueaxolotl64

Deaf people when they find out that their thoughts are audible


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***fart noises***


happydasa

F


Dat-Shark

A


YesIloveHer

R


masterjalopeeno

T


I_DidYourMom69

T


Kayniaan

A


rayzer93

S


TreesOne

S


norwegian-blue

N


RedDawnStuff

👍


BigManLawrence69420

Remember where you are.


RedDawnStuff

I actually downvoted myself lmao


BigManLawrence69420

So you downvoted yourself 11 times?


Maxdil0006

Goodbye


StereotypeRedditor69

FARTASSA Ok reddit time for bed


Kayniaan

I was hoping to go to fartas(s)tic, alas.


Witcherpunk

Niccocado avacdo is literally the "After" personification in "Before and After Internet"


moonmann3

What is the spiritual and psychological reason of absolute fall to such degeneracy


mintysdog

Most credible explanation, I think, is that he makes more money selling OnlyFans subscriptions to people with a specific weight gain fetish, and his YouTube content is mostly an advertisement for that. His constant display of his jiggling fat gut and the whole "I don't know why I keep gaining weight" nonsense is part of that. I think it's extremely unhealthy both physically and psychologically, but there's money in it.


karnaza

He was destroying his life with food before OF became a thing.


WorthRevolutionary55

Deaf people , some point in there life have sat on a plastic chair and farted , and have felt the vibration going through there body


[deleted]

Are all these memes coming from something nick avocado released?


mrafinch

Is he named like that because he’s shaped like one or is that his actual unfortunate name?


19Alexastias

His YouTube name is nikocado avocado. Do yourself a favour and don’t look him up.


MyVeryOwnGrimDawnAcc

This might just be the best advice I've ever seen on reddit.


wrongbecause

Believe it or not he used to be a health focused vegan


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So he used to be crazy and is still crazy.


wrongbecause

There isn’t anything crazy about focusing on your health or being vegan. But yeah what he’s doing now is insane


[deleted]

You can focus on your health and still not be a vegan.


RezziK_vas_Tonbay

Some people wanna be vegan, yo. I mean, I don't have the willpower for it, but as long as they aren't being assholes about it just let it happen.


wrongbecause

I don’t wanna be vegan, but I don’t want to hurt my fellow innocent conscious earthlings even more.


AyyyyLeMeow

what


wrongbecause

Yep, or you can be vegan and not focus on your health. Nothing is crazy with either of those options.


LemmePunchUrMonkey

I can't wait for that fat fuck to die. Jfc


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I hate him so much


[deleted]

The only thing worse than his diet is his personality


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DR4G0NSTEAR

Just tell him to get his shit together, get it all together, and put it in a backpack, all his shit, so it's together. And if he’s gotta take it somewhere, take it somewhere, you know. Take it to the shit store and sell it, or put it in the shit museum.


handsfacespacecunts

Some people make it sound so easy


WorthRevolutionary55

Now this is a new one


UktraPotatoMaster321

Uh Oh, Stinky Pooo ahahaaha, poopy poopy funny


ButtonholePhotophile

I believe this GIF has a lot of background fart noises.


TheKelt

Feel like the world has been watching this dude’s slow suicide for years now


Nazathan

This dude is going to have a heart attack and nearly die… have to be hauled to the ER on his bed because he’s too big for a stretcher. They will save his life and give him another opportunity to find joy in a healthy manner. Then he will get home and learn nothing from the situation, pass blame, and gain even more attention (his real appetite), and go back to packing his stupid face with food . Rinse recycle repeat until death


RudyKnots

Stop putting this fat fuck on a pedestal.


jessruss

Going to a deaf church my whole child/adolescent life - can confirm it was a quiet yet noisy experience.


Zesty-Lem0n

What a fake reaction 🙄


Waspswe

Also, tell them that the sun doesn't make any noise. Blows their mind every time!


DR4G0NSTEAR

I have a few light globes that didn’t make any noise until they started making noise. I thought it was because they were about to blow, but that was a year ago. They make a quiet high pitched noise, that you can hear at more at night.


EternalRains2112

I dream of a day when I will no longer see this disgusting assholes face all over reddit.


rudbek-of-rudbek

This guy. Avocado dude. What a fucking worthless human being. Truly pathetic. I wish I had never clicked on his naked pictures. I swear I DID NOT get a boner


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wasn't there a 4chan post where some deaf anon didn't know, ripped a massive one a date, then bailed?


grandpapi_saggins

Is this guy ever not crying?


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-_WhySoSerious_

By writing of course


n3Ver9h0st

Did you honestly think they'll listen to you?


formattedmind

Tell them?


[deleted]

I bet NA’s farts could be used for chemical warfare.


Money-Wolverine-2159

Good


sowillo

Anyone know why he's crying?


[deleted]

Is he on a diet yet?


uwuakley

i hate this


Sabit333

Deaf people: Wtf is noise


Loading0319

For all the deaf people who can’t read this meme👆🤚👌🤌☝️🤏🤙


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I remember reading a story of a deaf woman who unfortunately discovered this when I coworker in her office had to tell her after she ripped a loud one and how embarrassed she was 😂 She had no idea her whole life until that point


Few-Abrocoma1733

Is that nicado avocado when he was not fat


RAXXIN_ULTERNATE

Tell?


Ducky_boi2222

They can’t hear you dumbass


StupidSexyFl4nders69

This fucking guy is why the terrorists hate us.


Anidran

Why do i see this post on the front page every single day


ABABBABABABAB

Wait? He can hear u say?


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PlaceboPlauge091

Wait they make the noise? I thought that flblblblbpbpbpbpbpbpbl sound was a goblin making noise nearby!


DarkNegative

But... They can't hear you


Yuto_specs

Doesn’t matter, you can still tell the deaf things, through writing and sign languages


DarkNegative

But then you wouldn't tell him


Yuto_specs

Yes you would, signing is still telling them all “telling” means is communicating information, it doesn’t have to be audible. When you text your friend where a party is you are telling him where it is still.


plenkydastriker

Very original


UktraPotatoMaster321

why thank you