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5k15_420

Johnny Depp should top Will Smith


MyWaterDishIsEmpty

he does, his name is at least 9 pixels higher in the image.


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slightly_too_short

so what?


Homeless_Alex

I swear there’s always one comment like this on these posts lol, I bet it’s deleted within a couple hours


TheOddPelican

3 hours and going strong.


MrIous17

11...


D4rkthunderg0d

13


Zappy_Smiles123

20


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His pigmentation is not as dark making him less adapted to high temperature environments


kendrahawk

Your kkk is showing asshole


Crystal42069

I think he was trying to say he is white so he can't be more oppressed


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So many people don't understand how racism works if a black person goes around hitting every white guy he sees because there white that's racist it a white guy went around hitting black people cause there black that's racist everyone can be oppressed just some people get oppressed more


Supreme_Nub

I’m genuinely curious to hear what this comment is trying to say.


GoogIe_Slides

If I had to guess "white privilege only black people can be victims blah blah blah racism racism"


Few_Fig_9698

so what?


the2xstandard

Now, this is a story all about how. My wife got drunk-slapped me around. Now I'd like to take a minute just to clear my name. And tell you how I got married to a bitch who's insane.


I_like_avocado

*insert groovy music*


ThatFuckingGeniusKid

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Rtrn2M0nke

Will smith would go on tv defending her for shitting the bed after she insults him for an hour.


MyWaterDishIsEmpty

After she insists that she deserves his support as his partner, except like, after he gets internationally roasted for doing it she'll say she didn't need Will to defend her.


Sengura

Simp Smith


_CookieM0nster_

Fuck Amber Heard and Jada Pinkett. These 2 people are clearly bat shit crazy.


cat_magnet

Or don't fuck them.


schimi26

well you can fuck one of them without getting any of these problems. or so they say


Santa1936

Yeah Amber could definitely get it


AceMusicYT

Fresh price of the Caribbean


RocketRemitySK

Gotta be very expensive then


AceMusicYT

Would low-key be a sick collab


Rabbitville

I don’t think it’s exactly fair to compare Jada to a literal domestic abuser


MyWaterDishIsEmpty

For the record I don't disagree with you, but I didn't do that either, physical abuse and mental abuse are both forms of abuse, it's perfectly fair to acknowledge it happening in a relationship, i'm not saying they're both comparatively physically abusive, I'm saying they're both manipulating pieces of shit, *that* is the comparison.


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IMO, mental abuse is significantly worse than physical abuse, but both types of abuse go hand in hand.


Santa1936

I've heard mental abuse actually often has worse outcomes for kids than physical, because with mental abuse the kids end up doubting their experience a lot more "was he really that bad? Am I just weak/crazy?" That kind of thing


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Jada didn't resort to physical abuse like Amber did. She mainly relied on emotional manipulation.


xnyxverycix

mental abuse is still domestic abuse.


RegularHomosapiens

Abuse it's not just physical


[deleted]

Mental abuse is still abuse. But Amber both physically and mentally abused him


AdIcy1516

Most hated people on the planet rn.


Tripped_onesmad

Keep my pirates name out your fucking mouth


Beast_114

CAPTAIN......... if you will


MooseThings

Ok but jokes aside, I'd watch the shit out of a Will Smith/ Johnny Depp 90s style pirate show.


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Courtney love


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Count me in


JemsCharl

imagine what chaos would happen if jada and amber ended up dating eachother


pitiricos

Not the same at all.


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Bruh imagine the demon child amber heard and jada smith would create


OrionMr770

Why is will smith part of this club all of a sudden


Ontopourmama

That may be true, but Will Smith Did what he did. Fuck him. Johnny's cool though.


Sengura

They wish they were just dating, they full on married them


Teve89

Can you put my father in here as well? He's part of the gang as well


143butternuts

The Over The Top sequel we didn't know we needed.


PrinceShaar

Will Smith is a punk bitch


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You should probably include August, and whoever else Jada slept with


MyWaterDishIsEmpty

I don't have a widescreen monitor for all those names :'(


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You might need the billboard on Times Square


Ok_Forever4027

Amber heard bad


FnkyTown

Okay Jada is bad, but Johnny Depp didn't slap some random person across the face on national television. Fuck Will Smith.


TardyTech4428

I only know about the slap incident, idk about the rest of the drama, can someone enlighten me?


dhhdhh851

The johnny depp and amber heard case is going on. She abused him in almost every way and now she getting sued for $50mil. Amber just "claiming" johnny abused her caused him to lose multiple roles as well. Niw that everything has come out, nothings changed, she still has her roles and he doesnt.


TardyTech4428

I meant the Will Smith and Jada drama, (as in "why is everyone hates jada suddenly and very vocal about it? I didn't even know her name until the slap") I kinda know about the whole Depp thing


dhhdhh851

Videos of jada being an ass towards him, manipulating him and saying that shes never loved him/cried at their wedding. Trying to shame him in every way possible. Ive said they shouldve divorced long ago as its just toxic, but everyone said its fine.


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MyWaterDishIsEmpty

you picked a side, you just picked wrong.


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Demonpany

it wouldn't match the arm colors though


MyWaterDishIsEmpty

you can get a really really nice tan in the Caribbean though!


MimsyIsGianna

These memes suck and do nothing for Johnny


MyWaterDishIsEmpty

I think memes have historically been used to draw attention and public interest into current events, based on the 630 post interactions I would say it's doing that. I'm terribly sorry this upsets you for some reason. ​ edit: nvm Ive just seen the last 15 out of 20 interactions on your reddit profile are condemning anything drawing public opinion to Depp. I'm sorry you've chosen the wrong side.


MimsyIsGianna

Just lazy ones like this feel more like karmawhoring


MyWaterDishIsEmpty

Can't wait to spend it at the karma shop.


Meastro_Hydrich

You are a rich man now, maybe buy Twitter or something


MyWaterDishIsEmpty

big meta don't want you to know this, but you can get twitter for free


star_wars_the_501st

Jonny Depp is insane as well