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MedicatedAxeBot

Dank[.](https://i.imgur.com/3bQtuMO.png) --- [we have a minecraft server](https://discord.gg/fNyb7G5)


superslime988

Monke throw shit. but Monke have standards


Due_Television8210

Monke don't shit in bed. Be like monke


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MR24Rathod

Let it be 777


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DonutOwlGaming

Comment bot?


Unova_Pkmn_Enjoyer

She shit on their hospital beds


MDLuffy1234

She shit in their IV bags.


DonutOwlGaming

Some say saw shit


aibrony

I pledge platinum award to OP.


ARKhrmN

I hope you're not using pledge and donate synonymously


aibrony

Of course. Now let me say Donation of Allegiance.


Slit23

I pledge a gold


naruto_bist

*That's not my question*


DonutOwlGaming

To the flag of the gilded gold of Au


lsaz

Reading the comments: Yeah but Johnny was also a shitty person, did I mention Johnny was a shitty person? Oh and BTW Johnny was also a shitty person


iv2289

He maybe has some psicological problems but he never tried to hurt Amber, even in one of his fights he started punching things but he never put a finger on Amber Edit: here is the video https://youtu.be/xsBN_7vUP0U


lsaz

Oh no, he punched furniture when fighting with his manipulative girlfriend the day his mother died. What an absolutely terrible person he is.


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CockCannonBannon

Bro are you on the spectrum? They're being sarcastic. Learn to recognize it.


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Gotta love that the only video evidence Amber Heard has of Johnny Depp being violent (and she recorded everything) is him slamming some cabinets in his own house


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Also that’s not the full footage per tmz guy, they cut a part on it.


Bombkirby

He gave her a black eye at some point. I don’t know why people are so enthralled by some celebrity court case. You don’t know either these individuals and most of you are being won over by their charisma and charm in the roles they’ve played on tv and movies


Aisukiamo

I think that’s what evidence is for so we can form reasonable judgement of both parties rather than being won over by charisma and charm.


Jacksaur

Unfortunately the chances of that are already gone. Everything that comes out against Johnny is instantly labeled as lies by the internet. No matter what the court says, if it isn't about Amber, no one will hear it.


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Jacksaur

And there we go, thanks for proving my point. "There's no chance that anything they say against him is the truth because it's guaranteed the evidence will contradict it!!!"


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Aisukiamo

Are we watching the same trial?


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Heyo__Maggots

Good luck man. Most people here are getting their news and info on the trial from tiktok and YouTube. There’s almost zero chance JD wins this as the jury has to find that all 7 of the defamation criteria have to be met and if any single ONE is a no then his entire suit gets dismissed. He’s been proven to be an abuser during the divorce and then forced the court to say it again when he sued the sun. Now he we are where he’s brought litigation again for the 3rd time where he’s not going to win. How anyone can read the rolling stone article from six months before ambers op-ed and still think her writing where she didn’t even name him is what ruined his career hasn’t been paying attention. He was 25 and dating a 17 year old, and that was 3 decades ago. There’s writings from 1994 people magazine about how he’s on a bad path. Nothing has been indicative of an upward swing and he’s only gotten more wine-brained and disgusting since then.


dbishop42

UK’s libel laws are bs and that’s the only reason Depp lost initially. He has to prove that he isn’t a wife beater in the UK, which is fucked and antithetical to the “innocent until proven guilty” standard that we allegedly hold highly stateside


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Share_Sharqi

Literally a fucking lie. Dunno why you've got such a hard on for amber heard, but Johnny had to prove that he had been defamed/damaged by the accusations. The trial had no bearing on guilt or innocence. Only whether the Sun's reporting was injurious, and manifestly false, or whether with the information they had their reporting was a) proportionate/measured and b) specifically damaging. Depp would have to prove that the Sun knew the information to be false, and then after prove how it affected him financially more so.


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dbishop42

Kangaroo court


Share_Sharqi

I'm not hiding behind anything, whether or not Johnny is a victim of defamation concerns me only somewhat; but the blind worship of someone potentially more deceptive, more toxic, and more abusive than Johnny irks me, is all. My moral compass is firmly pro-victim, but that's no so easy to judge when both seem to be perpetrators and victims of each other's worst impulses.


Heyo__Maggots

Why is this downvoted, it’s correct. It’s harder to prove in the USA than in England.


dbishop42

It’s downvoted bc they said the Sun had to prove Depp explicitly beat Amber, which would support their headline claiming he was a wife beater. That isn’t what happened. Depp had to prove that the Sun’s claims were A) Knowingly false, and B) caused him damages


Heyo__Maggots

So why did he sue if he knew they were true? For the millionth time - he brought something on himself.


mr_potatoface

I gave my wife a some black eyes at various points as well. One time I punched her with my keys getting in to the car. I was scooting in the driver seat, and she was reaching behind her for her seatbelt. So she was leaning down/forward over the console, and when I scooted over I did a little hop and bopped her right in the face. Shit happens. I told her she hit her face on my hand. That's why this lawsuit is important. To figure out the truth behind the claims. My wife could have 100% said that it was intentional and had me thrown in jail. Would I ever have been cleared? Probably not. When you're with someone for a long time, you're bound to accidentally injure them at some point. They need to sort out if it really happened, if it was done intentionally or accidentally, and how often. Sort of like that bottle that Depp claims severed his finger. It could have been an accident. Maybe she tossed the bottle for him to catch, he missed, and it sliced his finger. Or maybe she was throwing the bottle at his face because she was angry. The case is important because ACLU chose her as a spokesperson for domestic violence. It also proves that men can be victims as well. We understand women are reported to be the victims the majority of the time, which I don't doubt is true. But many believe men cannot be the victims of domestic violence. Many believe you should never injure a woman, even if in self defense. Sometimes people are right about not injuring a woman though, because if you do, you'll likely be the one to go to jail even if it was in self defense. It also brings up Depp wanting to see his daughter, but Heard preventing it. Things like this can be very damaging to allowing visitation, especially if they want full/partial custody.


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NtRetardJstRlyHigh

You believe these lies contrary to evidence. That is why JD has to sue the turd.


iv2289

Dude the simplest way to know who is lying its to watch the case, Amber literrally starts trying to cry and in every question the lawyers tell she, Amber starts trying to cry, changes the subject or rages


iv2289

I remember they had proved that all the black eyes are Photoshop or had been caused by other thing, they even have a footage of Amber hitting herself in a elevator


burrito_poots

Crazy you were an eyewitness to all the intricacies of their relationship, wow. Edit: y’all are entirely missing the point: stop simping for celebs like they’re your best friend — you don’t know these people, stop being obsessive weirdos. They’re both shitty people in their own regards most likely. Needing and forcing a binary winner/loser outcome to every situation is rotting us from the inside out.


-k1llsen

Crazy with how all the secret recordings and shit, Amber never caught johnny even trying to hit her, and always seemed to be the one that was provoking and abusing him,no?


ProbablyNotAFurry

I like how Amber's defense was that every last person that was an eye witness to the intracacies of the relationship were all coincidentally lying. Even the ones that had no connection to Depp like on duty cops.


y90210

Her lawyers also claimed his witnesses were all on his payroll


ProbablyNotAFurry

> Even the ones that had no connection to Depp like on duty cops. Connections like being on his payroll.


iv2289

Nope :P i only saw the videos of their fights, especially this one https://youtu.be/xsBN_7vUP0U, apparently it was from the day Jhonny mothers died


ClassyJacket

No but the eyewitnesses we heard testimony from were.


lyssaNwonderland

Who is saying that? The overwhelming majority of people are on his side.


LostWoodsInTheField

There are some people going around to every thread they see and defending her pretty aggressively. I'm just assuming they are a combination of basement dwellers and paid reps.


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Litteraly no one is saying that in the comments


truongs

There's a tabloid subreddit where female incels follow celebrities and they are all on her side


lsaz

Yeah tbh, there's always that comment but with very few upvotes lol so yeah you're right.


forelsz

Check out deuxmoi subreddit. All those in support of amber heard are over there.


monstroh

On the Internet? Yeah, but the press here is super pro Amber.


32624647

Yup. I don't know why they do that, honestly. Maybe it's because they sided with Amber before the proof she was the abuser came out and now they don't want to admit they're wrong. Maybe it's because the media is so used to reporting on female victims of domestic abuse that they literally can't comprehend men can be victims too. Or maybe they just realized that outrage equals clicks which equals revenue and nothing would cause more outrage than siding with a known domestic abuser.


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aeoneir

This would be valid if not for the case the the press is still going hard that AH was the victim and not the abuser


Curlytots95

He has substance and alcohol problems sure but never was he a wife beater and a monster she claimed him to be


Astricozy

Amber Heard: Accuses Johnny of buying bots to make it look like everyone hates her Also Amber Heard: Buys bots and fails to make it look like everyone also hates JD.


updogg18

He assaulted some kitchen cabinets and slept during vacation. That is textbook domestic violence /s


Withermaster4

Hello u/Isaz it's me Johnny Depp, I wanted to personally thank you for defending me online so fearlessly. I will now be transferring 10 billion dollars to your bank account and also I will suck your dick. Thank you for ignoring that I have verbally and mentally abused my partner and 'friends'. Very cool 😎


iv2289

Dude, even Amber secretary declared against she, Amber had many charges with her ex because Amber hit her a lot when they were couple


Withermaster4

Crazy, my comment didn't even mention amber heard. I wouldn't ever defend any multi-millionaire celebrity because they probably are awful.


healthylivingagain

Fake and gayyyyy


Withermaster4

Pathetic and celebrity dick sucking


lsaz

Don't know that, can you please share the sources and why do you think that's relevant in the trial?


Demons0fRazgriz

You an intellectual: "I don't know how Depps long history of abuse and terror done to all his exes and friends has anything to do with his current defamation suit against Amber for claiming that he had a long history of abuse and terror against her has to do with anything."


lsaz

Know what? You're right. But it was proven that was not the case. Why do you think people keep mentioning it?


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lsaz

Can you share your source please?


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lsaz

All of Amber's claims are denied in page 9 because of a lack of evidence. I don't understand what are you talking about.


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Efficient_Bat_1812

Monke on the right: *triggered*


DonutOwlGaming

Ayo someone is a comment bot here either you or someone is trying to steal your comment lol


Chadskii

Even monkeys are smart enough to know not to shit where they sleep.


Alarid

She gave herself 10 years to pay the pledge.


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Alarid

Pledging is promising the money, but she still has a lot of time to actually donate it. But she is super behind on it, so it is fair to criticize her for that.


Pirateer

My hang up is Heard repeatedly used the word "donated." Past tense. She said she used it synonymous with "pledged." But "donated" implies a completed transaction. "Pledged" would make sense. "Pledged to donate" works. Now pledges are legally binding, but what if Heard loses the lawsuit and can't afford to complete the pledge? Or for any other reason you bankrupted up before donating money? "Donated" doesn't mean "pledged." You can argue semantics, but I'd consider that perjury...


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You mean JD donated as well as Elon in her name.


Heyo__Maggots

Johnny also didn’t want to sign a prenup or postnup and drunkenly fired the lawyer Amber hired to write one up. Then she took 1/4 of what she was due (he made $70mil over the course of their marriage so half would have been $35mil according to the courts) but she took $7mil then said she’d donate it. Then part way through while paying it off like she said she would (most celebrities do large amounts in chunks for tax reasons), is sued by Johnny and forced to spend millions litigating something for basically the 3rd time. Also don’t forget during Lone Ranger Johnny said he’d buy important native American land and donate it back to them. That never happened and was 10 years ago. Yet when I bring that up, suddenly donations aren’t related to the defemation case regarding the specific op-ed, how about that! Depp fans after being told all that: WHY HASNT SHE PAID IT THIS PROVES SHES A LIAR ABOUT EVERYTHING EVER AND OWES HIM MONEY!!!!!!


Nebriozo

I mean at the end of the day, it really doesn't have anything to do with Amber Heard being an abusive, manipulating shit head. It just adds more onto the fact that she's an abusive, manipulating shit head. Nobody is saying Johnny is perfect but guess what: he's not pretending to be perfect. Heard is pretending to be perfect but in reality she's a toxic asshole lying out of her teeth


Heyo__Maggots

Someone else replied that there’s audio of her admitting she hits him. How can she be doing that and also pretending to be perfect?


Craneisthename

When did the Lone Ranger thing happen and wouldn’t Amber still have donated at least a little bit of money to the charity, even if it’s being spread out over years. I’m just asking because I’m out of the loop on this stuff, I’m still waiting for the trial to be finished to form my own thoughts on it.


Scratchin-Dreamer

There's evidence of Amber Heard abusing Johnny Depp, and zero evidence of Johnny Depp abusing Amber Heard.


Robo_Riot

*"I use 'pledge' and 'donate' synonymously"* is the biggest load of BS I've heard in a long time!


y90210

Oddly enough, the IRS hasn't been willing to accept my pledge of back taxes. They claim I need to "actually pay"


SaurikSI

i uSe pLedGe anD doNate iNterchAngeablY


I-reddit-26

Is she the Monke in this situation


ScandinavianOtter

Shes the hand


khanTahsinAbrar

u/savevideo


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Good one.


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poor monkey was scared


WiZarD_1325

Can someone link me the leaked video


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Gopnikolai

Yeah... no... we do want the leaked video, that's why he asked for it.


Heyo__Maggots

Why it’s been out there forever and is always ignored in favor of the edited and contextless one that JDs lawyer illegally leaked. The same one who the courts kicked off the case for that same reason.


Cookecrisp

I just watched that video, and I didn’t see anything close to Depp barricading Amber, or injuring her in any way. Did you link the wrong video.? This is one where Depp was smashing cabinets.


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Mr_Microchip

This man, for sure, has no bitches.


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TonyNevada1

Lmfao heard is a turd


Mr_Microchip

Slick


Drougen

I'm going to start saying I pledged / donated ridiculous amounts to places. It's the same thing, right?


MooseJuicyTastic

You can use them synonymously I'm told


otaku_nazi

Sauce please


thattwoguy2

I've also "pledged 7 million dollars" to the bank, which is why I now own one 2bdrm house.


shaddowkhan

The money meant nothing to her, but them tax write offs did.


hussien2021

then she stept on a bee


skye_skye

LMAOO


Insert_us3rname_here

u/savevideobot


gingerphoenix10

MONKE, RUN!!!!!!!!!


Sen7ryGun

Scott Morrison touring fire ravaged towns.


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That is one ugly kid


Brromo

Save Monke


MyFeetOwnMySoul

u/savevideo


MyFeetOwnMySoul

u/savevideo


kikazaro

u/savevideobot


DarthDoobz

This is a bad example of a gif


WVHillbillynomad

Laughed so hard I almost shit myself.


Asura-Knight

Is that, where the Monkeypox come from? Damn it Amber.


Rolemodel247

Lol


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i *pledged*


UsefulFrosting8095

This is why I love Reddit.


No_Law_3943

#Amber_turd


No_Law_3943

#Amber_turd


Extension_Tennis_185

Serious shit 😀😀


tolstoyevsky-hs

u/savevideo


smirkingmoon

u/savevideo


hilesai

Can you remake this but use Megan Markle as the name? Would just delight my wife to no end. Or, gimme the source so I can make it?


Brasm0nky

#believe all women


No_Eye5780

I also have pledged $3.5 million...key word pledged


BrockSramson

Dude, that kid is ugly af. Wtf is wrong with it?


flip1999-

:(


Living-Muscle-2026

That's what this guys parents said on day . When they first saw it


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y90210

No one likes you, Amber.


Guilty-Dragonfly

? Source please


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Cookecrisp

Your characterization of the video link you submitted is a complete fabrication.


Guilty-Knee9610

I don't think you're a bad person... you're probably trying your best to be good. But in this instance you are on the very wrong side of history.


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Guilty-Knee9610

Sounds about right for u. But I wont hold it against u. Hope u have a great day anyways.


LimpishElderberry

💀