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KeepingDankMemesDank

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phx2ghst

Wasn‘t expecting tht last panel


TheDestroyer_027

The last one got me confused tbh, like make out with a Doggo?


iwastoldnottogohere

Fucked the dead dog my guy


Corpse_Fucker_69

Seriously. That's horrible. Even professionals like me have standards


AchtzehnVonSchwefel

I have been meaning to ask, what are your type 5 positions? Also, do you offer counseling? /Joking


AchtzehnVonSchwefel

I have been meaning to ask, what are your type 5 positions? Also, do you offer counseling? /Joking


Pr0wzassin

my guy I know you are a Redditor, but you gotta know what sex is.


consultantbp

Lmao everyone knows that it's a French dish made out of, squid, I think


Thunder_lord37

Yes


Swimming-Biscotti521

It just kept getting worse, just like the life of a redditor


Miles_1173

bruh that hit a little too close to home


Terkala

What kind of vet even performs an autopsy? Like, that's not a thing people pay vets for.


Efficient_Bat_1812

It's a necropsy for animals


gamerrage100

Nah it was a hamster


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electricheat

looks like those were deleted though, so while it isn't fresh at least it never got many views


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piedrift

Necropsy*


unhalfbricking

Yes. That's why I hated this meme from the first time I saw it. The underlying premise of the joke is deeply flawed as there are different words for postmortem examinations of animals and humans.


MrMonteCristo71

But humans are animals?


pXllywXg

Humans are animals, but not all animals are humans. You don't have a gaggle of wolves even though a wolf and a goose are both animals.


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[deleted]

(He was meant to be doing an autopsy but his gf wanted sex so he skipped work and got fired (this is why the man(his dad) is angry). He also used to be in the army (He is a vet and therefore his dad was pissed at his lack of responsibility))


draculamilktoast

Sweet summer child, how I envy your innocence.


HyperNathan

Relatable


Motor_Shoulder7462

ayo?


qianyi2008

Punchline in the ttle


lilwoje

but was it morbin?


Barbourwhat

So many twists and turns!


The_PieKid334

Necrophillia, Zoophilia and rape all at once? He must be the Avatar!


Haunting-Copy-4922

I must say… that escalated quickly.


actual_rocketman

The more I read, the worse it gets…


[deleted]

This repost is old enough to legally have sex with it


DaSamCheck

Shit keeps getting wilder and wilder :D


bk15dcx

Actually, it would be a necropsy, but that would ruin the joke


Smorgasbord324

Well that escalated quickly


eyadGamingExtreme

That went from 100 to 1000 real quick


crazypandajammer

The meme just got worse and worse


Comfortable_Cup5269

Holup


[deleted]

It just gets worse as you go on


LFGR_THE_Thing

2 plot twist


Nerdtendo6366

It gets worse as it goes on, and it also gets better and better at the same time


Corpshark

I believe AutoPsy was the name of a fine self-gratification product.


BillyTheFridge2

Dank


Zameel-Boltcaster

LOL At first I though he Brett Cavanaughed some girl.


15Orphans

Dog I fucking posted this years ago, go create your own damn memes you filthy reposter.


_Streak_

Bruh


TrueSeaCucumber

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TrueSeaCucumber

good bot


The4p1

Wait.. Vet?


MrIous17

Hold up... HOLD UP.... WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP


[deleted]

It keeps getting worse


Kooky_Possibility580

That turned from bad to worse to fucking chickenshit


antonio_lewit

It keeps on getting worse


TrashCanKSI

That went from 0-100 real quick


_Anime_Weeb_

jeez this meme is old, stop reposting fella


[deleted]

It just keeps getting worse and worse as long as you keep looking


boombashnoob

This went from 1 to 100 real quick


[deleted]

It just goes from bad to worse…


Ratioverlord

Hol up