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joeyo1423

Bonus - your dad is also your grandpa


Sadboy_looking4memes

*Alabama has entered the chat*


SocCon-EcoLib

Most original Reddit comment.


sampat97

Yes, in my 9 years on this platform I have never seen something like this


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Relevant: https://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2021/08/dead-internet-theory-wrong-but-feels-true/619937/


aziztcf

It's just a meth-head version of the [Eternal September.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eternal_September)


skyye99

Reminds me of when digg fell apart in 2012(?) and reddit immediately became a worse place, like in a week. Now that's just how things are online. Some of the few places I get any sense of community online are small discord servers about niche topics and my local Buy Nothing Facebook group. Algorithms and too many people have ruined everything else


[deleted]

*Florida man waves from the distance*


[deleted]

Sorry, but I don't think Jim over there is exactly *waving*


iNEEDheplreddit

Sir, this is a Wendys


Ksradrik

Most original Reddit comment.


[deleted]

Daring today aren't we?


[deleted]

Sweet home Alabama, everything stays in the family, welcum to the family.


JamoreLoL

Roll tide


LoveThieves

Extra Bonus - your brother is also your uncle.


EcLEctiC_02

West Virginia intensifies


general_kenobi18462

Ah yes, love me some unabated West Virginia bashing. Just like Illinois bashing. And Ohio bashing. And Tennessee bashing. And east Virginia bashing. And bashing my own state.


[deleted]

Looks at Illinois drivers license and slowly puts on Green Bay Packers hat. P.s. Go Pack Go!


Yadobler

Bonus - the mountains are your mother


EcLEctiC_02

As an Appalachian, now we're talkin!


TUNAKTUNAKLOL69420

if you make that family tree with a thread it's finna become a fucking sweater


AirbusJisnu2005

Tunak tunak tun


breigns2

How much did he get held back?


[deleted]

[Or you’re your own grandpa](https://youtu.be/rXU-ZdmzNmo)


MarioLulz

Middle school Gramps?


Tropical_botanical

They just want to be influencers! Gosh.


GM153

A fate worse than death


Joske-the-great

I'd rather lick Hitler's foot in the backrooms than to be the son of an influencer


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Halflingberserker

The thought alone makes me want to abort myself.


[deleted]

Ohhhh shit


RaySwift17

Who tf chooses Norway over Denmark 😎


Intelligent_Art9222

Anybody sane


Drackonium

As a Swede I can confirm


mymemesnow

#Danskjävlar!


moonsun1987

The presentation made it funny which I can't do over words but there's a joke like what do you call an attractive person in Norway... A Swede.


Antonell15

There’s also this ongoing joke about Denmark wanting Skåne. If Denmark received Skåne from Sweden, the average IQ would be raised in both countries


FullMcIntosh

The same joke is in the Netherlands and belgium. If Limburg was given to belgium. The average IQ would be raised in both countries.


Immotommi

Who do the Swedes hate more Norweigans or Danes?


N1dhogg3r

Danes and swedes have a love/hate relationship. But both love Norway


Thund3r_Kitty

And norway hates both of the others


Somebody_160

They dont hate Finns


ztufs

Nobody hates the finns, aside from the finns.


madethisforjesus

Am Finn, can confirm. We suck. But sweden sucks more!


SomeLoser0nReddit

As Robbaz says: Norway is Premium Sweden, Finland is Redneck Sweden, and Denmark is..... *vomits*


Somebody_160

Norway and Finland are the best


socsa

I would prefer if you keep the møøse away from my sister.


toth42

Anybody *dane


TUNAKTUNAKLOL69420

Idk much about european countries but why not switzerland?


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StalkTheHype

> Financially and politically they’re pretty similar. Politically the Swiss use a far inferior system of democracy, which is why their women did not get the vote until the late 70ies, and they just now managed to figure out that Same Sex Marriage should be a thing. Other than that they are pretty similar, but Norway has a far superior democracy as a result of not using direct democracy.


MagePker

I would personally pick Switzerland over Norway purely due to the weather. Switzerland is significantly warmer, and [more importantly, sunnier](https://i.imgur.com/F4MC47o.jpg). I, personally, hate cloudy and overcast weather. That being said, I do love Norway’s geography and nature. It is the European country which is most similar to New Zealand in that sense.


FranzAllspring

Dont forget that in Switzerland the climate is warming twice as fast as the global average 😎😎😎😎 Who's the real winner here you bloody Norwegians?!?!?


vinidum

Tbh, you make switzerland sound like an absolute hell-scape, give me cold conditions any day of the week


LargeMobOfMurderers

[Does Switzerland have a children's tv show about a man with an absurdly long penis? Denmark is the only real choice.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3sGocnMP3A&ab_channel=Daniel)


hundenkattenglassen

Oh you mean the country between Norway and Finland? Seems like a nice place.


xtilexx

>~~Denmark~~ South Sweden


RaySwift17

How dare you


unitedsteakes

Yeah that offensive to us swedes we don't want D*nmark


Jozroz

We barely even want Skåne, nevermind actual D*nmark!


AWildRideHome

Skåne doesn’t even belong to you, once the sea freezes, we will take it back.


xtilexx

Genopret Kalmarunionen 😎😎 Just kidding Denmark is a pretty cool guy I just have been reading a lot about the history of that area


decs483

North Germany


SlavSqueak

Southeast Norway*


rossloderso

North Schleswig-Holstein


toth42

As a Norwegian - I wouldn't move to Denmark, because then I couldn't have my summer holidays there the same way. Just got back yesterday from a week of Djurs, Fårup, Legoland, Bilka, cheep beer and happy people. Wouldn't be the same if I lived there full time.


LordNyeofLucia

People that know where you will have a good life.


infinitely_sus

Should have chosen North Korea


animatedhockeyfan

People who have been to both ;)


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[deleted]

Best not cry too much, especially when bipolar father is playing CoD.


Sk-yline1

“Are they gonna drown me for Jesus and snip my pp?” “Fraid so”


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totes-alt

Heard someone say most doctors do it automatically in this country 💀


Messerchief

They asked us if we wanted it done, for what it’s worth


throwaway10yearsago

In the US it used to be pretty automatic, unless Jewish. When I went to have my son in 2019, my insurance company / hospital had defined circumcision to be an "elective, cosmetic procedure" that they would not cover. I think a lot of other places are also doing this. Aside from cutting baby dicks wrong, I wasn't going to pay out of pocket to cut said baby dick.


AprilTron

Used to be the standard. People are stopping, plus it costs around $500 out of pocket which disincentivizes people. The biggest issue now (around non religious) are fathers wanting their son to look the same, at least in my anecdotal experience.


Sea_Link8352

Imagine being such a weird fucking pervert that you ask a doctor to mutilate your son's dick so it looks like your own mutilated dick. These people are mentally ill.


bit1101

They don't think about it in terms of mutilated dicks. It's about as deep as women piercing their baby girls ears cos their mothers did it. I don't agree with it, but your post just makes you sound like the creep.


Weaselpuss

They want them to look the same as them sometimes for familiarity, many claim they don’t “know” how to clean/care for foreskinned individuals. There’s a social factor as well, being so common for so long, a child will be in the minority with an uncircumcised dong. This can lead to early ridicule in the locker rooms. Even later ridicule, including sexual partners, also not familiar with uncircumcised penises or finding them strange/unhygienic. Still foolish of course, imo


shgrizz2

But the cornflakes guy told them to


BlackTheNerevar

Seriously happy I was born in Europe.


[deleted]

I wonder when the far right will start to copy that shit here in Germany too. They seem to just look at the United States and then start the shit here too.


The_prophet212

Poland is wayyyy ahead of you in the religious nonsense. PiS has slashed women's and LGBT rights here


Znarf176

When people talk about wanting to be born in Europe, they obviously mean west Europe.


The_prophet212

I now know how Anakin feels Poland your are on the council but we do not grant you the rank of Europe


[deleted]

Maybe if their Government wouldn’t act like a PiS of S… to their own People and Europe, then they would be viewed different? /s Crazy idea. I know. But one can dream.


DixiZigeuner

Love the people, hate the government


oldcoldbellybadness

Not even, Spain, Italy, England etc are regularly shit on. It's really just 8 fetishized countries


Twinzenn

*Nordics


weebomayu

The right wing playbook in America heavily relies on the bipartisanship of the whole political system. There being only two parties means they can create this “rivalling sports team” atmosphere between themselves and democrats and the rubes in the countryside eat that shit up by the truckloads. Germany has a real political system where doing the same thing would be heavily ineffective because the multitude of (roughly) equally represented parties generally means the average German will agree with parts of the agenda of multiple parties. Not just one. This means you can’t corral the dumb portion of the population like the American right has done.


[deleted]

Yes. But it is still frightening to see how much Points those fringe Party’s like Die Linke and AfD get at every Election.


weebomayu

Of course it is. But then you take a look at every other country which doesn’t have the luxury of more than two strong political parties and you realise it’s still SO much better than those places. Look at the UK if you want a non-US example.


Ix_risor

Please don’t look at us in the UK, we’re embarrassed


sennnnki

They did in the ‘30s


Ellathecat1

Super brave of you to say that here


cerebud

America is huge. There’s plenty of amazing places here. I wouldn’t want to move to Poland or Ukraine or something.


Eviladhesive

Sometimes I just love being Irish.


biglazymutt

2 soon..... .. bra


RoadsideLuchador

I really don't want anything to do with this being on my google search history, but I assume some shit happened.


lost-in-between

pregnant 10-year old rape victim in Ohio denied abortion, so they had to go to Indiana ​ What kinda fucked up timeline is it that I'm typing out that sentence, jesus. Idk if theres another case specific to Mississippi, but I'd probably bet on it.


ChrisPickaxe

10 years old??? Jesus christ


Frog-Eater

Ironically, Jesus Christ would have fought for her rights.


S-p-o-o-k-n-t

Ohio staying awful as always, proud resident 💪


make_love_to_potato

Jesus what in the actual fuck. I thought people were being hyperbolic when I saw the memes and comments. Didn't realize this shit was actually happening.


[deleted]

Abort the ban


companysOkay

Right, gotta wait about 9 months for this joke to hit


Jace2155

Is this a specific reference?


Huachu12344

I'm not American but I assume Mississippi decided to ban abortion


Anti-charizard

Many states did, what makes Mississippi special?


Armchair_Idiot

Mississippi is the shittiest state in the union, or very close to it, by most measures. •Highest unemployment rate •Highest poverty rate •Lowest life expectancy •Lowest median household income •Highest rate of STDs •Highest obesity rate •Second highest rate of teenage pregnancy •Second most prisoners per capita •Second least college graduates per capita •Third least high school graduates per capita


GroovyBowieDickSauce

Impressive


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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thank_God_for_Mississippi


paranitroaniline

>Mississippi is the shittiest state in the union, or very close to it •Govenor (R). Senators (R) (R). Representatives (R) (R) (D) (R). State legislature majority (R). WellThereItIs.jpg


BabyYodasDirtyDiaper

Republicans constantly show the superiority of their policies by presiding over all of the objectively worst states in the union.


HAETMACHENE

Unscramble the letters you get DRRRRRRR


HerbertWest

>Unscramble the letters you get DRRRRRRR "This is my hole! It was made for me."


B217

*Highest amount of Ps in their name


Armchair_Idiot

S’s and I’s too.


[deleted]

Excuse me, but I think you'll find that is Arkansapppppps. The p's are silent, obviously, but still.


OrneryDiplomat

Sounds like whoever is responsible for Mississippi is doing a shitty job.


fellow_hotman

Oh who could it be? Who? Which party could be responsible for such awful governance? Who? I just cannot fucking guess!


[deleted]

That would be the people of Mississippi continuing to elect the same pieces of shit over and over and letting them fleece them.


GayVegan

Imagine forcing women to birth babies, after giving them no sex education, with a high likelihood the parents can't afford/handle a child. Not to mention many pregnancies are terminated due to birth defects and if they survive will cost WAY more to take care of. That baby will either end up extremely neglected, or very poor, or hungry, or have a higher likelihood of resorting to criminal activity to get by. And God damn they'll likely ban contraception when they can. I feel so sorry for everyone who can't get out of that hellscape, and curse everyone who is responsible for creating it.


rabbitinredlounge

I’m from Mississippi and you cannot convince people of these facts.


rabidhamster87

Mississippi was also the state who asked the SCOTUS to overturn Roe when they were hearing Dobbs vs Jackson Women's Health Organization... As a Mississippi resident I'm looking at where else I can move because I like having human rights, but also, fuck paying these shitheads state and property tax anymore. https://www.npr.org/2021/07/23/1019746478/on-abortion-mississippi-swings-for-the-fences-asks-the-supreme-court-to-reverse-


SitInCorner_Yo2

You have to try hard to achieve this level of fuck up,I must say.


akaBrotherNature

Fuck u/spez


ShittyExchangeAdmin

This is also the same state that conveniently forgot to ratify the 13th amendment until 2013. Meaning that slavery was technically never abolished in Mississippi until 2013, and it was the last state to have done so.


Huachu12344

I have no idea


RosabellaFaye

They're supposedly one of the worst southern states for sex ed, secular education and they bamned abortion I believe


WorldDominator56

Louisiana, Mississippi, and Alabama. Three peas in a pod. Always ranking bottom 5 in everything good, while ranking top 5 in everything bad. The Deep South sucks, living in the Bible Belt is nothing more than hypocrisy with a cross on it. Those three states wish for nothing more than 1950’s America in *every way possible.* Source - I live an hour away from New Orleans. It’s terrible.


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Food's pretty good tho


louieanderson

> They're ~~supposedly one of~~ the worst ~~southern~~ state~~s~~ for sex ed, secular education and they bamned abortion I believe


shitpostbode

> They're ~~supposedly one of~~ the worst ~~southern~~ state~~s~~ for ~~sex ed, secular education~~ an~~d the~~y ~~bamned aborti~~on ~~I believ~~e


4thmovementofbrahms4

they’re one of the worst states in general


[deleted]

It's your shittest state, right?


GET_OUT_OF_MY_HEAD

We have *many* states that could be considered "shittiest". Most of them are in the South (but you have some outliers like Oklahoma, Ohio, and New Jersey, to name a few on top of my head).


Gaflonzelschmerno

> New Jersey No 1 in education, 4th in healthcare, 5th in crime and 19 overall. You could do worse


zacablast3r

NJ has the lowest net federal spend per citizen of any state. It's about negative two grand. As in, NJ is empirically the best state as it don't depend on uncle Sam for shit, it pays for uncle Sam to fix everybody else's shit. Try that one on for size Cali


The_Knife_Pie

No I think they were referancing an ask reddit post on “which state is the worst”. It was unanimously Mississippi.


pragmojo

There are shitty things about Ohio, but would you really call it one of the shittiest? It's one of the more prosperous states, with a GDP comparable to Taiwan. And you have some natural beauty, in the great lakes section as well as on the border with KY. I would say it's more of a painfully average state culturally, economically towards the top 1/3, but more of a blah state than a shitty one.


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GET_OUT_OF_MY_HEAD

Norway is considered a utopia for a good portion of Americans. High-paying jobs, Free healthcare, *ample* paid vacations and sick/maternity/paternity leave, women's & LGBTQA+ rights, no school shootings, and the language is one of the easiest for a native English speaker to learn. What more could you possibly want?


flamethekid

A state banned abortion so a 10 year girl has to travel to go get an abortion


colmclovin

If a sentient fetus wished to off itself would it be illegal in america?


[deleted]

I want to say yes because they have no bodily autonomy But i want to say no because republicans don't care about them, since they're already born.


oldcoldbellybadness

>But i want to say no because republicans don't care about them, since they're already born. That's not a fetus


oldcoldbellybadness

You might be charged with aiding suicide in MS for giving it the idea


Cosmic_Rose1219

It would probably be the same comparison of an adult using assisted suicide vs just plain suicide. One's illegal and the other is just frowned upon.


[deleted]

more like one middle school tiktoker and her priest


SitInCorner_Yo2

Teacher.brother.cousin.classmates or neighbors adult son,there’s no button to this pit .


[deleted]

It's perfect they let your priest, dad, brother, cousins, teachers, Robert Kraft from the Patriots, drake and anyone else they deem superior rape you, force you to carry to term, then because your parent can't raise you or died during birth the government will step in. Guess what no Orphanages in the United States. So your kid is going to foster care, then boarding school, then residential housing which are all U.S. Govt federally backed programs so they can continue to build up a right wing religious cult and implode the united States from the inside out with a religious cult army made from the children they force you to have. This is what 6 out of 9 SCOTUS justices want


[deleted]

I’m sorry, middle school??


Armchair_Idiot

I mean, just yesterday Ohio denied a 10 year old rape victim access to an abortion. That’s grade school.


56Bot

Wait seriously ?


Armchair_Idiot

[Yeah, this is our reality now.](https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/shes-10-child-rape-victims-abortion-denial-sparks-outrage-on-twitter/ar-AAZ7HFQ)


56Bot

Give me a mass destruction weapon. For research purposes of course.


NotBoredApe

Suddenly hell invasion doesnt seem half bad! Atleast some Argent tentacle god will use these damned souls to power their vibrators


Crazy__Donkey

oh shit! i hope someone will have the money to relocate her to another state, so she can have an abortion asap.


GotDoxxedAgain

This is happening all the time.


[deleted]

I wish nothing but pain and suffering upon the people who think this is OK.


louieanderson

Women become fertile during pubescence which is around middle school age.


Amaurotica

when he learns the local priest is his real dad 😐


[deleted]

So fucked up 😂


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Finland


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HALOGEN117

A worse sweden is still pretty damn good


IHateEditedBgMusic

They filmed this whole birth, with the dad dancing to high pitched autotune music the whole time.


HotNastySpeed77

Lol I bet he wished he was aborted.


Gabimanaver

Sees the word "Norway", Has to mention I'm Norwegian. #Kvikklunsjgang


Fiskepudding

I'm from Norway too! æøå


boymetworld-andlost

#brunostbros


-Lemons_Are_Evil-

Imagine living in a country with stability. Noobs!


[deleted]

supereme court fuckers on their way to revert centuries of human progression for no reason


The_TerribleGamer

Most of Mississippi doesn't have fast enough internet to use TikTok. Also, it is unlikely they can afford smartphones. I know. I live here.


iiiiiiiiiijjjjjj

Time to move


freedomowns

Could be worse, a uyghur in china


[deleted]

"On the bright side, your life will be short."


[deleted]

The content creator generation.


truthful32

I don’t get it reference to something


I_Am_The_Mole

It's a reference to reality in the American ~~South~~ most everywhere.


freek4ever

Imagine the baby just heard that abortion was just canceld


matt82swe

On the bright side, the child is likely just a few years away from having its midlife crisis


Impressive-Ad8370

we can see pain in his eyes


25_M_CA

Do they know what tik tok is in Mississippi also do they have internet in Mississippi?


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unenviable


flyingkiwi46

Atleast it better than Afghanistan


Fancy_Strawberry7137

Give it a year.


ILiekBooz

If he’s in Mississippi, and his parents are middle school age, they’re illiterate heroin, realtree, ducks ultd addicts.


Crazy__Donkey

"why wasnt i aborted?" ​ "what's to understand, you're in mississippi! are your parents siblings?"


NickhasCOVID19

That kid is good as dead


magnakai

On the bus to the airport right now, finishing a trip to Oslo. The amount of facilities for children is amazing and makes me really envious. The bus even has built in child seats. Don’t get me wrong, the UK is relatively good in some respects, but Norway seems like another level, at least in my brief experience.


DeadEndXD

Why the fuck would you want to live in norway? Serves you right, little piece of shit