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MedicatedAxeBot

Dank[.](https://i.imgur.com/3bQtuMO.png) --- [we have a minecraft server](https://discord.gg/fNyb7G5)


TheTroll007

Another reason not to use the imperial system. Be sensible, be taller.


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[deleted]

A brain so big that it adds a whole inch to your height.


Lucbac06

2.54 cm*


rtakehara

An inch sounds small


FyrelordeOmega

It is, but not as small as the people who judge others based on height


Ok-Reaction-5644

It kinda sounds the same as when someone says “just a smidge”


Error404DudeNotFound

I would rather use the stormcloack system. . #truenord #freeskyrim #thalmorisoverparty


Sauron3106

I'm about 5 waraxes tall


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MechaNerd

Wasn't sure at first, luckily you said it louder so now I'm convinced!


MattIsAUsername

Taller = bigger head = bigger *brain*


suicideslut69420

Im 5'8 and a women what does that make me


AndreasKvisler

Short compared to the average male


Orphanfucker420

Your username


suicideslut69420

Gonna fuck me or keep me waiting huh


OwlOnAcid

Whatever you want it to?


rtakehara

Short compared to metric


Camerickoo

5'11" is tall though


Orphanfucker420

Nah 180 cm is tall


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The_Panzerkampfwagen

Bot


TheWindYT

Why is this getting upvoted?


An1mat0r

Cause they said it louder.


Eren______Jaeger

Ah yes your first reddit interaction ever, putting a hashtag in front of the person you replied to’s message.


Adult_school

^^^1.8m


THEONLYMILKY

Not on Tinder


Camerickoo

That's because girls on there are shallower than my bathroom sink


Bitter_Dingo516

Shallower than the condoms I u- ohh wait, *cough* nothing


frostiocean

shallower water than the kiddie pool in my neighbors back yard


susa_66

They're shallower than water reserves in Afri-


KiwiOnThePizza

Women on Tinder: 5'11 guy - *swipe left* 1.80 guy - *wetness sounds*


NASA_Orion

5’11 - swipe left 1.80 - also swipe left - swipe left anyway


Meg_kul1

How do you make a gray box


SuperSMT

Like this (five spaces at the start of a line)


FlimsyMagazine128

Like this?


SuperSMT

Like that.


ChosenOne2006

Wow


SuperSMT

Incredible i know


Comment90

eurogirls be like: https://i.imgur.com/E5VFVs9.png


SplitPerspective

Just respond with, 120 pounds or less.


[deleted]

I don't think asking how much they cost is that nice


Invader647

Noted.


bawbthebawb

Best tac vests too


seven_seven

Not for a shallow, superficial woman.


MustaHurka

For a girl quite tall


BartiX_8530

9'11 should sound tall, but it feels like ground level.


shadowblaze25mc

Dense pun bruh


Bananatistic

my dumb ass didnt understand


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Its the same story with 200lb (sounds like you're a big boy) and 90kg. Imperial system is stupid. Freedom units are way better.


NaN03x

90 kgs is a lot tho.


[deleted]

For a grown man, with over 180cm? Its not that much. 100kg is a lot.


Siemturbo

Really? I'm around 66kg at 190cm.


[deleted]

If you're a boy (or was a boy before transition), its quite low. At least check your BMI, and think about some exercises, its good for your health.


trufas

You are skinny


MereGoodSamaritan

I used to be 68kg and I'm 191cm like 5 years ago. I'm now at a comfortable 85kg. You should really eat more, assuming you're a man.


Siemturbo

I try to eat whenever i can but I'm usually just not hungry. Also yes I am a guy.


Pr0wzassin

how old are you? Age plays a really big role in it.


Siemturbo

I'm currently 16 but I'll be 17 in 2 weeks.


Valmond

71 kilos @ 198 when I was 18 and no problems, you do you.


ConfessionMoonMoon

You still get the chance of getting in shape easily. Eat more and workout.


cyborgcyborgcyborg

You are a healthy teenager. It took me nearly two years of conditioning to go from your weight / height range to gaining 27 kg. I took mass gainer (I would not advise). But I also spent two hours a day in the gym. Diet is everything. Also your HGH is still working within you. You are destined to change, just no telling how much.


[deleted]

How are you older than me and taller than me by like 15 cm and yet I’m heavier than you. Meanwhile I have some friends who are my height yet weigh 100 kg, biology is weird.


Pr0wzassin

Once you get older you will need to look out for not eating too much. Once you realise that you start gaining weight you should look into either sport or eating better. Enjoy your time as a free eater.


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Had the same issue, you need to use more energy, then you’ll be hungry


MereGoodSamaritan

I had the same "problem". I'm putting that in quotation marks because as others have said, at your age you're not unhealthy per se. If you feel good and confident about yourself, you do you! I wanted to reply because when I was your age and the same weight and height, I was fairly insecure about how skinny I was when going to the beach or whatever. I felt like I ate enough and just didn't gain any weight: typical "skinny-guy problem" where we can eat like crazy but don't gain weight. Turns out, I didn't eat as much as I think I did. I started tracking my calories and macros and surprisingly only consumed like 2000-2500 per day. I started going to the gym 3 times a week for the first time in my life ([Stronglifts 5x5](https://stronglifts.com/5x5/) is an excellent started program). I felt quite uncomfortable, but the gym is a lovely place with lovely people who only want to help you. I started eating up to 3500 calories to gain weight. This literally required eating at times when I didn't even want to, like a handful of peanuts after diner to hit my protein goals. But it got easier and I gained more than 10kg in just under a year. Anyway, I want to emphasize again that you're not unhealthy and if you feel good about yourself, don't feel like you have to do what I did. I just wanted to share my experience. I'm now more confident and in shape than ever!


54UL774

Then you must be skinny af, I'm 10cm shorter than you and about the same weight. I feel like slenderman sometimes.


SnooPineapples23

H- how do... how do you know what slenderman feels like?


SeienShin

My left leg is 66kg


D0miqz

90kg at 180cm is unhealthy and considered overweight


Willem_VanDerDecken

Idk man i think it's depends a lot on your gabarit and your muscles. I used to just under 90kg for 181cm, with a body fat at 12%. i don't look fat, i even have my 6 abs visibls, but while not being cut at all. I think it's depends on everyone's morpho.


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No. As the other guy already said, it depends on your BF and muscle mass.


Disaster_Different

Depends if it's fat weight or muscle weight


MFS2020HYPE

bruh im 180cm and 90kg at 16, considerably taller than my parents. i gotta hit the gym lol


Binke-kan-flyga

90 kg isn't *that* much, but if it's in fat then you're not on the healthy side If it's muscles then you're a buff boi


Sgt-Sucuk

Ehh 90kg is quite a bit


xDerDachDeckerx

Dude thats hella ungealthy


Willem_VanDerDecken

I'm 181cm and 90kg. I'm ugly that's a fact, but I'm not fat at all. For someone who is quite wide and doing some sport i believe it's a normal weight.


NaN03x

Ideal weight for someone at 180cm at 25yo is from 60 to 90kgs, 74 being ideal. While at 185cm its 63 to 96 with 78 being the ideal. 90kgs while not being fat is still on the top end of the spectrum.


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Its depends on your muscle mass. If you're fit, and doing some lifts, 90kg is pretty normal for that height.


Tydire

So what is 190.5 cm and 127 kg considered?


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Fat


Tydire

Sweet


Ad0lf_Salzler

You'd have to be built like an absolute brick shithouse to be 90kg at 180. Or just fat


enzymeschill

It’s definitely not “pretty normal”, it’s heavy as hell. Sure, if you’re very muscular and a power lifter or something then it wouldn’t be unhealthy, but it’s still heavy for that height. Most people aren’t powerlifters and if you have a standard muscle distribution, then 90kg is overweight.


BloodRavenStoleMyCar

Can confirm, am 90kg and 180cm. Have been hitting the gym and look a bunch better than I did, but going to have to lose more weight to not have a noticeable tum.


Willem_VanDerDecken

I'm 25, so that's exactly that. I do sports, and have a bodyfat around 15% right now, 12% more usually. So i think I'm quite "normal". I'm just heavy i guess ...


CrashTestPhoto

Height and weight have a strange relationship. What's a right weight for some is very wrong for others. I'm 187cm and at my thinnest, I was 74kg. People constantly told me how obscenely thin I looked and that I should eat more and gain weight. My ideal weight for my frame is about 105-110kg. That's where I feel and look right.


Caspi7

Yeah 181/90 is literally overweight if you go by BMI. Only if you have a lot of muscle mass, which is of course possible, it means you're not just fat.


iTax21

My brother is over 180cm and 76kgs and he does lifting weights and is pretty musclier so idk how these mfs are 90kgs at 180cm


katanatan

Theyre just built different 🤭


AlexDicy

Aren't freedom units actually the imperial system?


MaxTHC

Technically the US uses the US customary system, which is based on the British imperial system. They have the same measures, but some of them actually differ. For instance, a UK pint is 20 oz whilst a US pint is an insult to beer. But yes, calling the metric system as "the imperial system" is a bit braindead. While calling the US system "the imperial system" is close enough for most purposes.


AlexDicy

Good explanation


chucksef

Lol it completely is and the rubes here on www.reddit.com don't seem to even notice or care! 🤷‍♂️


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Why did I click the link smh


Dinaryor_Zenciti

What is 200 elbee anyway.


Harddicc

Freedom units are infinitely better I weigh 1304 cheeseburgers


Red-dit_boi_

5'11 is tall :c


brine909

Sorry but your basically a hobbit, I'd have trouble not stepping on you (says someone who's only 1 inch taller)


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vankata4211

Good bot


LearnDifferenceBot

Thanks.


Adeolu102

Nice bot


Adeolu102

Thanks 😊


tehsdragon

Great bot


Santibag

Grate human


I_Love_Rias_Gremory_

Gets corrected by human: 😡 Gets corrected by bot: OMG thx good bot


LearnDifferenceBot

Thank you.


-Blackspell-

In the shire maybe.


StopShoutingCrofty

Bruh so this is what the white girls have been crying about, almost above average height?


ComprehensiveDingo0

5’11s a couple inches more than average


-Blackspell-

It’s exactly the average in Germany and below average in the Netherlands.


DrVeigonX

Germany and the Netherlands are some of the tallest countries in the world


WeLikeTooParty

Im 6’0 but I felt so short in the netherlands


DrVeigonX

Speak metric bud


RedShankyMan

183cm


WeLikeTooParty

1.83 >> 1.80 😎


Conscious-Warning-83

Serbia is similar to the Netherlands, we are about 6,0 when someone is tall here he is 190-210cm


nonhofantasia

And above average in other 150 counties


TypowyLaman

*Above average height. Unless you live in Netherlands


mrmau6969

Where are my 198cm people at


brine909

The basketball court


SovietShreknion

Volleyball too


Seneca1667

waddup


mojeimeje77

Happy cake day


Smelly_Nuggets

I just say 6'


shadowblaze25mc

6 inch? That's a nice cock there bro.


Smelly_Nuggets

I wish it was that huge


CandidWolf3

Its not even huge tho, it's definitely above average but huge? Idk, I am a guy tho so yeah.


_CatNippIes

6cm :')


Donghoon

' is feet " is inches


DaHerv

I'm 177 cm or ~ 5'10


R1515LF0NTE

*Ah bitch I'm 1 cm taller*


DaHerv

***Nooooo I'm a lesser human than you!*** sad face


shadowblaze25mc

**You are 1 cm more than me!** sadder face


Topiz2000

Fuck you I'm 1 (or 2 idk) cm taller than you


rhineman61

6'0" however. Super tall. Apparently.


Bananatistic

same. best height gang


revolutn

184cm master race (technically over 6")


Snezzy_Anus

6’3” definitely doesn’t feel super tall


DealMurky1631

I'm 185 cm, and I thought I was 5' 10" in America's way. And all those jokes where girls reject guys who 5'11 was like "girl rejecting him because he is not 190 cm?" Omg now it makes sense. And why the fuck girls reject someone because of their height? They are like 160 at best most of time, and guys are like 175 usually, so what's wrong ?


EndersBrain1

It's rly fun asking the girls that do that about the hight and then telling them that they are to short/tall for you and see their reaction


Cainga

There too dumb to measure and too short know the difference. So round up and 5’9”+ could pass off.


revolutn

It seems like it's always the short girls who want a tall guy. I'm bang on 6" and prefer girls who are closer to my height or even taller than me.


TrashCanKSI

Ksi be like


RiVeR_19

JJs 5’10 for sure


ok-MTLmunchies

5'11" doesnt exist! Roud that shit up to 6" lol


Orphanfucker420

I feel this


BalaazsXD

Thank you for the comment orphanfucker420!


CheeseLoverMax

Wow a larger number sounds larger!!?? What a world we live in


mannenibyxan

Yeah well 5"11' compared to 6" sounds like a massive difference, while 180 cm to 185 seems trivial to most people in the rest of the world.


CheeseLoverMax

No 5 and 11 are both smaller numbers than 180


RAM_107

That’s already 5” taller than me :(


[deleted]

bruh im 5'3" shut the fuck uo


EZ_GHOSTE

I feel attacked


Kurtisen666

180cm sounds tall. 0.0018km doesn't


macnau

My weight is 0,065 metric tons.


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Oh my god please don’t let this unfunny meme template return


ThatOneBerb

good thing I'm 5'6


ben543250

Anything with "cm" after it sounds small to me. 1.8 m would be better than both 180cm and 5'11".


TinFalcon37

ah yes, the 5'11. So close to being 6 foot but not just there yet. I have been cursed with being at that height.... being at the threshold of saying that I'm 6 feet tall....


BroodJungle

Why is it 5'11 but not 6'1 Looks like Americans really love the number 11


Sad-Ratio3189

Because you have bad math.


MaZeChpatCha

Because it's probably based on Babylonian numbers, in base 12.


Mightygamer96

if converted directly from cm to feet, 180cm comes to 5.9'. since the inch is counted in base 12, that makes 5.9 to 5'11". My friend thought i was 5'9" and i couldn't change her mind :<


Thechillestguyever

5'9 gang


DamianFullyReversed

I’m here!


Competitive-East-605

Wait i thought 180 is 6 feet, have i been fooled?


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6 feet is 183


PrincessClubs

1 foot = 30cm 180/30 = 6 I am also the confusion


noobi-wan-kenobi69

187cm is tall. 180cm is a dwarf. -- every woman on tinder.


Monocled-warforged

5'11 is definitely tall. Source: Am 5'5


TheThickerSnicker

Ah I see, you posted it again cause you messed up the measurement last time


Pink-Flying-Pie

Whereas 1,83 and 1,80 sounds the same yet one is 6'' the other isn't


prime075

Taller than my 5' 6.9" (170cm)


Picker-Rick

It doesn't really sound big, it's a larger number but we know that you use tiny communism units. I bet if you asked most people who aren't well versed with the metric system how big 180 cm is they would probably guess like 4 ft.


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miraagex

I thought 6ft is 1.8m, but it's a bit more apparently. It's already a high percentile height and some ladies still demand it?


Bigfoot4cool

Gonna be honest 180 centimeters sounds shorter to me


yourDADDYSDAD

Now this is personal op


hajitooru

5'11 is... not tall? the average height of males in my country is 5'4. 5'11 is tall enough to stand out in crowds


anto1883

180cm sounds tall, until you live in a country where it's below average.


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Bloody Americans and their nonsensical units


Royal_Ocelot_7164

6’ is tall 5’11 is small


commander_xxx

also 15 cm sounds much but 6 inches doesn't >!wops!<


Jester_Hopper_pot

6'1" is still cooler 185.420


LordNyeofLucia

1,80 is not that tall.


Alex-T92

Guys remember the myth that tall guys have a big dick? I'm 188 cm and fully busted it :(


Livid_Station_5996

A segment of women in the US will only date dudes who are 6 foot and up, do women in Europe also have an arbitrary height cut off?


aminoplasm

7 foot and up


Livid_Station_5996

I believe you mean 213 cm kind sir.


onlineredditalias

I think the cutoff in Europe is 180 cm lol


SLNWRK

180 sounds tall, but really isnt


Dryden_Drawing

*180.34 cm